I got this idea while watching my Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix DVD. What do you guys think of this idea: Mrs. Garrison goes on a Lesbian cruise with her friends and hires a subsitute teacher for the class. Well, the sub is a caricature of Professor Umbridge, and is unlike any sub the c...

Robocop Ash (Army Of Darkness) Evil Ghostbusters characters: Marshmallow Man Vigor Good Space Quest characters: Roger Wilco Beatrice Weinkmeister (SQ IV & V) Evil Space Quest characters: Sludge Vohaul (SQ II & IV) Sequel Police (SQ IV) Sharpei (SQ VI) Good King's Quest characters: King Graha...

I bet this would be better than the Chipmunks Valentine's Special. Cartman wakes up one morning and has a bowl of Cocoa Puffs for breakfast, not knowing that they are spiked with a drug, which is a so-called "love potion" piece. Someone in the General Mills corporation must have accidental...

This is inspired by "Polar Express," Under Siege", and "Throw Momma From The Train." Cartman gets ready to leave home on Christmas Eve. Liane: Sweetie, aren't you gonna stop to have dinner? Cartman: No thanks. I'm eating out. Liane: Okay, see you when you get back home. Late...

Guys in South Park call single ladies and meet with them. They all have sex, but the ladies are really androids, just like the Terminator. Terrorists, from the mid-east, shipped the androids to South Park. They make the sex and dating fake and get the money from the minutes on the phone line that th...

In case you have not noticed, progressive rock band called Genesis (w/Phil Collins) did a reunion tour from June through October. It is just a selection of shows. The Spice Girls are now starting a reunion tour in December. I was being sarcastic by saying that the Spice Girls are the reason why the ...

Garfield meets with the South Park kids at the bus stop and says, "I'm gonna kick Kenny!" Kenny yells "Don't kick the goddamn boy, Garfield!" in a muffled language. Garfield kicks Kenny onto the street and Kenny gets run over by a bus. Garfield spends the night at Cartman's house...

Kinda reminds me of part-Christian Rock Hard, part-the Virus Strong Bad Email (not South Park). Hey, if "Weasel Stomping Day" ended up being on Robot Chicken, why can't Weird Al end up in South Park. Someone's got to suggest the creators of South Park to have Weird Al on the show. Tarrenc...

After Cartman downloads and plays the "Weird Al" song "Virus Alert," Cartman's computer ends up with a virus that invades the house such as leaving boxes of cheezy poofs all over the house and make Cartman's TiVo record unpaid pay-per-view movies. The next day, Cartman complains ...

It's a Christmas Carol with the Crochits celebrating Hanukkah! Eric Cartman as the boy called Scrooge Cartman(on steroids or crack, whatever it is) Cartman's mom as Scrooge's mom Kyle as the Jewish Bob Crochit Kyle's parents as Bob's parents Ike as Tiny Tim Butters as the begging little boy who both...

FVJ2 does not seemed to be planed as a real official movie sequel. The one-hour episode would be called "South Park Presents- Freddy vs. Jason 2: Ash Saves Imagination Land." I think the special guest stars would be Robert Englund as the voice of Freddy Krueger and Bruce Campbell as the vo...

Freddy gets sick of being defeated in his movies and the real world. So he somehow sneaks into imagination land to kill the characters, created by us, in their dreams. Meanwhile, Jason gives up killing in Camp Crystal Lake because it's deserted. He sneaks into imagination land to do murder, too. Som...

A farm gets hauled next to Cartman's house. Then, the area where the farm used to be gets replaced by Big Gay Cowboy's Gay Country Clubhouse. At 5 in the morning, a rooster goes "cockle-doodle-doo." Then, a farmer gathers up the cows, pigs, and sheep while these animals go moo, oink, and b...