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by Zazaban
Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:31 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Role Play Thread
Replies: 10450
Views: 362719

Re: Role Play Thread

*Man shrieks like a woman.*

Matthew: What the-

*Yally goes and looks.*

Yally: He has a vagina. *Looks again.* And you should probably clear your history, Stan, bec-

Stan: Don't want to know. Don't. Want. To. Know.
by Zazaban
Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:58 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Role Play Thread
Replies: 10450
Views: 362719

Re: Role Play Thread

Stan: Yeah, I'd feel sorry for you if your mom checked your internet history.
by Zazaban
Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:50 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Role Play Thread
Replies: 10450
Views: 362719

Re: Role Play Thread

Stan: .... my mom checks my net history, she's gonna f*cking kill me.

Yally: It could have been Matthew.

Stan: That's true.

Matthew: What?!?!

Yally: I'm trying to be helpful.
by Zazaban
Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:39 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Role Play Thread
Replies: 10450
Views: 362719

Re: Role Play Thread

Stan: Wait a minute, Kenny.... you like to... *Makes face.* You're woring a bakery, dude!

Man: Thank you. *Leaves money, goes with pies into bathroom.*

Matthew: No- Sir? Go home, please!
by Zazaban
Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:32 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Role Play Thread
Replies: 10450
Views: 362719

Re: Role Play Thread

Man: .... Does it look like boobs?

Stan: No, it's an apple pie, it doesn't ...well, kinda, I guess.

Matthew: If you get two.

Man: Do you sell pussies t-

Yally: No. Buy your pies.

Man: Okay.
by Zazaban
Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:23 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Role Play Thread
Replies: 10450
Views: 362719

Re: Role Play Thread

Man: ... the "eclairs" ... the ... *Makes squishing motion with hands.* The whores.
by Zazaban
Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:32 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Role Play Thread
Replies: 10450
Views: 362719

Re: Role Play Thread

(Sorry, flu :( ))

Customer: Thank you for the 'filling,' but what's wrong with the eclairs?

Stan: .... oh.

Matthew: .... Huh?

Yally: I see... that must be why gangsters had a bakery.
by Zazaban
Fri Jan 04, 2013 4:22 am
Forum: General South Park Discussion
Topic: Dance Moms pardoy!
Replies: 4
Views: 2231

Re: Dance Moms pardoy!

Some things are so bad that you can't make fun of them. This is one of those things.
by Zazaban
Fri Jan 04, 2013 4:20 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Guess the next poster AGAIN!
Replies: 3291
Views: 302646

Re: Guess the next poster AGAIN!

No, have a cold :\

Next poser is drinking right now
by Zazaban
Fri Jan 04, 2013 3:42 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Role Play Thread
Replies: 10450
Views: 362719

Re: Role Play Thread

*The man looks nervous.*

Man: No.... Danish Eclair.

Stan: *annoyed* Okay, dude, we told you that we don't have that.

Matthew: We have danishes, though.

Yally: Would you like a danish?
by Zazaban
Thu Jan 03, 2013 3:21 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Role Play Thread
Replies: 10450
Views: 362719

Re: Role Play Thread

Man: Yes, I would like a ..... *raises eyebrows* Danish eclair. Stan: Do we have that? Yally: We can try to make it. Man: No... no... a -aheh- "Danish eclair." Matthew: We know. You said it before. Man: *Looks worried.* ...can you let me see the Danish eclairs? .... you know ... eclairs . ...
by Zazaban
Thu Jan 03, 2013 8:07 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Role Play Thread
Replies: 10450
Views: 362719

Re: Role Play Thread

(Going to bed now. Goodnight ) Stan: *Puts on apron.* Hey, why is mine pink? Yally: Put on another one then. Stan: There isn't any more! Yally: Then trade. Matthew: Mine's green. Why would I have a green- Yally: I got the name of the bakery put on it, except it was before we changed it. *All the apr...
by Zazaban
Thu Jan 03, 2013 8:04 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Random thread for the mentally unstable
Replies: 185
Views: 47553

Re: Random thread for the mentally unstable

I was so drunk I threw up once I rented a movie just before that. I actually was coherent enough to rent a movie, after unnecessarily changing buses to one that didn't go the way I wanted to. I was on the phone when I threw up. Another time I was in Scotland and I draw a pint can and a whole big pla...
by Zazaban
Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:55 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Random thread for the mentally unstable
Replies: 185
Views: 47553

Re: Random thread for the mentally unstable

I have a nearly fully bottle of wine on my work desk. It is called Skulls. I have had one glass. I ought to drink more. Wine, wine, wine, wine.

Ever had a Screwdriver? It doesn't really taste like vodka, it tastes more like oranges. It has oranges in it. And vodka.
by Zazaban
Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:53 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Role Play Thread
Replies: 10450
Views: 362719

Re: Role Play Thread

Stan: yeah, are we open yet?

Yally: We should! I'll put out the open sign!

Matthew: Are we ready?

Yally: Yes, let's! *Not listening.*

Matthew: I need to dry off, i'm covering in wet and snow.

Stan: Don't say it Kenny, whatever it is, don't.

Yally Let's put on aprons. I bought aprons.

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