Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll
South ParkS3 E6Sexual Harassment Law
A giant talking panda teaches the third graders about sexual harassment.
South ParkS3 E7Cat Sex
When Kitty comes home to an empty house, she invites all her tomcat friends over for a kitty party. Cartman and Shelley plan to get Skyler back.
South ParkS4 E4Conte Partiro
Kenny learns to sing like Andrea Bocelli. Grandpa has sex.
South ParkS4 E3Drug Free Treatment
Chef tries to get the parents to use an alternative treatment to ADD, but finds they're also on Ritalin. He gets really freaked out when the boys show enthusiasm for Phil Collins.
South ParkS4 E8Fingerbang
Cartman dreams about the boy band of the decade. He wakes with the idea that God wants him to achieve this so he can make ten million dollars.
South ParkS4 E1795.2 Rocks KMetal
The boys break out into their routine fighting at the recording studio which turns out to be better than the script.
South ParkS5 E7Red Rocket
Cartman interrupts the reverie of Stan and Kyle's destruction of Jennifer Lopez to show them how to milk a dog.
South ParkS7 E6The Meth Lab
The boys go down to bust the meth lab. The drug dealers all manage to die one way or another when they flee arrest.
South ParkS10 E12Retard Babies & Butt Sex
Mrs. Garrison begins a lesson on his theory of evolution as Cartman freaks out about waiting for the Wii.
Happy Birthday Cartman10 Videos
South ParkS4 E1Tooth Fairy Cartman
Cartman dresses up as the Tooth Fairy to steal Butters' tooth from underneath his pillow. Cartman gets $4 for this tooth, feeding the drive for more teeth.
South ParkS4 E2Animaniacs
Cartman tries to prove himself to the inmates by admitting that he doesn't like Animaniacs.
South ParkS5 E6Lines Lines Lines
Cartman wants to buy North Park Funland. It's a failing theme park that makes no money, but Cartman doesn't care about that.
South ParkS7 E5Taco-Flavor Kisses
Cartman makes a music video at the mall featuring his J-Lo hand-puppet. It gets sent to a major record label and the execs love it.
South ParkS9 E6I Can't Be Dead!
Kyle, Stan and Kenny decide to ignore Cartman. Cartman doesn't know and decides their silence must mean he's dead.
South ParkS9 E11Ginger Pride Conference
Cartman leads the All Ginger Pride Conference and convinces the ginger kids to round up the non-gingers for extermination.
South ParkS11 E2Butters' Surprise
Mr. Stotch walks in on Butters blindfolded and on his knees in front of a pantless Cartman.
South ParkS11 E8Cartman Needs a Miracle
As Dateline begins, Cartman prays to God for a miracle, since it is partly His fault.
South ParkS15 E4Anger Management Class
Cartman visits an Anger Management Class to discuss his issues.