Getting Warmer

South Park
Swimming Lessons
Season 2 E 8 • 06/24/1998

Mr. Garrison is falling apart because he still can't find Mr. Hat. The boys warn Cartman that if he takes swimming lessons, he'll be swimming in first grader pee.

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