South ParkS2 E3The Real Truth
While Mr. Mackey is back on track at the Betty Ford Clinic, the boys finally learn the not-so-awful truth about circumcision.
South ParkS2 E8Swimming Lessons
Mr. Garrison is falling apart because he still can't find Mr. Hat. The boys warn Cartman that if he takes swimming lessons, he'll be swimming in first grader pee.
South ParkS3 E8Hot Tubbing
Randy and Gerald take a dip in Mr. Mackey's hot tub. Stan gives the "Charlie's Angels" a mission to break him out of the basement.
South ParkS6 E8Rampant Misconduct
Priest Maxi holds a meeting of local priests to address the decline in church attendance, but he soon finds that the priests are concerned with the boys reporting molestations.
South ParkS7 E12Gary's Family
Stan joins Gary for the Harrisons' traditional "family home evening," which includes songs about great family life, dramatic readings, juggling and no TV.
South ParkS11 E5Coloring Eggs for Christ
Stan doesn't understand the logic of coloring eggs on the anniversary of the resurrection of Jesus Christ. Randy storms off upset with his son's lack of faith.
South ParkS13 E4Spring Is On The Way
Martha Stewart presents some interesting and festive decorating techniques.
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South ParkS4 E1Tooth Fairy Cartman
Cartman dresses up as the Tooth Fairy to steal Butters' tooth from underneath his pillow. Cartman gets $4 for this tooth, feeding the drive for more teeth.
South ParkS4 E2Animaniacs
Cartman tries to prove himself to the inmates by admitting that he doesn't like Animaniacs.
South ParkS5 E6Lines Lines Lines
Cartman wants to buy North Park Funland. It's a failing theme park that makes no money, but Cartman doesn't care about that.
South ParkS7 E5Taco-Flavor Kisses
Cartman makes a music video at the mall featuring his J-Lo hand-puppet. It gets sent to a major record label and the execs love it.
South ParkS9 E6I Can't Be Dead!
Kyle, Stan and Kenny decide to ignore Cartman. Cartman doesn't know and decides their silence must mean he's dead.
South ParkS9 E11Ginger Pride Conference
Cartman leads the All Ginger Pride Conference and convinces the ginger kids to round up the non-gingers for extermination.
South ParkS11 E2Butters' Surprise
Mr. Stotch walks in on Butters blindfolded and on his knees in front of a pantless Cartman.
South ParkS11 E8Cartman Needs a Miracle
As Dateline begins, Cartman prays to God for a miracle, since it is partly His fault.
South ParkS15 E4Anger Management Class
Cartman visits an Anger Management Class to discuss his issues.