Mayor, We demand you cancelthe bike parade!
It is nihilistic and out oftouch with progressive thinking!
[ Thinking ] What's the matter?
Afraid you wouldn't win?
The bike parade was quite useful to me.
You see, people will do anything to have fulfillment.
They finally realized the only way to get it
would be to all work for the fulfillment center.
Who would use a bike paradelike some $20 hooker?
Kenny was rightabout you.
You're a bad guy.
Oh, you mean your little socialist friend?
Yes, he's starting to rattle his sword, now, too.
Alexa, kill Kenny.
Alexa: Okay. I'll kill Kenny for you.
Why are youdoing this?
Don't you see I'm trying to help?
Before, there was war between classes,
customers and workers at odds.
All I've done is create the new class --
Right now, your parents, your teachers,
everyone you know are showing up
to work at the fulfillment center,
and I'm afraid you are all going to lose the bike parade.
You can takeyour fulfillment center
and fulfill itright up your ass!
You see, there's one thingyou didn't count on,
and that's Tegridy.
Just look in the eyesof these people.
Everyone hasTegridy now --
Tegridy that youwill never understand.
We aren't just different classesof people anymore.
We are a town.
[ Thinking ] Are you all high?
Why do you ask that?
Jeff Bezos:Because I'm over here.
Hold on.Okay, I got it.
You see, Tegridy is somethingthat can't be understood
by big corporations.
Oh, they'll try to packageTegridy,
but only I can really packageTegridy.
I got more money now'cause of Tegridy.
That's 'causeI figured out
how to get Tegridyto everyone.
And that's -- now everyone isin this state of Tegridy
Am I making sense?
[ Thinking ] No!
The point is,nobody's coming to work for you.
So you can take your whole planand fulfill it somewhere else!
[ Cheering ]
[ Thinking ] Damn you, Tegridy!
Alexa, Kill Kenny
The boys go to the Mayor's office to get the Bike Parade canceled, but find Jeff Bezos in charge. Meanwhile, the town stands up to Amazon and Jeff Bezos.