How is your salmon, Sheila?Oh, it's amazing.
You know, I could nevereat like this before.
My allergy to shellfishhas literally gone away.
Oh, my gosh.That's so wonderful!
Oh, [Chuckles]that reminds me.
um, the girls and Iwere talking...
Well, you seem so great,
and we thought how niceit would be for us...
to have a little bitof your poop.
[ Scoffs ] What?
Well, thing is,we asked our doctors
about gettingfecal transplants, too,
and they said they only do themfor "medical reasons."
So, we have todo them on our own.
[ Chuckles nervously ]Oh, well...
You know, girls, if the doctordoesn't think it's safe,
you probably shouldn't be doingDIY transplants.
No, that's very true,isn't it?
We were justthinking that...
your microbiome isso healthy now,
it would be niceto share a little.
Uh, I mean...It's not that I don't want
to share everythingwith my friends.
It's just, you know --
I'm sorry it justdoesn't seem right.
And that istotally fine!
If it doesn't feel right,then it probably isn't right!
[ Chuckles ][ Cellphone vibrates ]
Oh, this is Kyle.Sorry, girls, let me take this.
That cunt!I told you she'd say no.
How much of a bitch can you be?Won't share your feces?
Talk about anal retentive.
Can We Have Some of Your Poop?
The girls invite Sheila out for lunch to learn more about her fecal transplant and ask her for some poop.