BY ERIC CARTMAN.

( knocking )

ENTER !

CARTMAN, I REALLY,REALLY HAVE A PROBLEM

WITH WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

I OBJECT TO IT MORALLY AND IFIND IT GROSSLY OFFENSIVE.

GO ON, KYLE.

I KNOW THAT I OFTEN HAVESERIOUS MORAL OBJECTIONS

TO THE THINGSTHAT YOU DO,

BUT THIS TIME I THINK YOUREALLY NEED TO RECONSIDER.

BECAUSE IF YOU DO THIS, IBELIEVE YOU WILL GO TO HELL.

SO I FEEL IT ISMY RESPONSIBILITY,

AS YOUR FRIEND, TO TELL PEOPLEWHAT YOU'RE DOING

AND TO PUT A STOP TO IT.

WELL, KYLE, I UNDERSTANDWHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM

AND I APPRECIATEYOUR BEING SO DIRECT.

UM, THE THING IS, YOU REALLYHAVE A KIND WARPED VIEW

ON MORALITYBECAUSE YOU'RE JEWISH.

NOW, KYLE, YOU HAVEN'T GONE

TO SEE MEL GIBSON'S FILM"THE PASSION", BUT--

I DIDN'T COME HERE TO TALK ABOUT"THE PASSION", CARTMAN !

LET ME FINISH.

IF YOU HAD SEEN"THE PASSION",

YOU WOULD KNOW THAT HELLIS RESERVED FOR THE JEWS

AND ALL THOSEWHO DON'T ACCEPT CHRIST.

THAT BEING THE CASE,

Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALWORRIED ABOUT YOUR SOUL.

I CAME HERETO TALK ABOUT YOU.

YES, AND INSTEAD, YOU HADA BREAKTHROUGH YOURSELF.

THIS IS REALLYTHE BEGINNING

OF A WHOLE NEW CHAPTEROF YOUR LIFE, KYLE.

GOOD LUCK !

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