Oh, Jesus Christ.

Sliced hot dogsand tomato slices ?!

You said we had to becareful with our money.

I've got nothing fora food budget !

Mom, Dad, how comethere's suddenly no money ?

I'll tell youwhat happened, son.

See, there's a bunchof idiots out there

who weren't happywith what they had.

They wanted a bigger houseand materialistic things

that they didn't even need--

people with no money who gotloans to buy frivolous things

they had no business buying.

And these assholes justblindly started buying

any stupid thingthat looked appealing

because they thought moneywas endless.

It goes back to when thegovernment had the idea

that everyone in Americadeserves to own a house...

( Margaritaville whirring )

So we have people having a hardtime paying their loans,

meaning less money coming in.

And the idiots couldn'tsee that by doing

all this frivolous spendingthey were mocking The Economy.

And they made The Economyvery angry.

We're all feelingThe Economy's vengeance

because of materialisticheathens

who did stupidthings with their money.

Do you understand, son ?

Yeah, I think I get it.

And so why is oureconomy failing us ?