Oh, P.C. Principal.How are you today?
What are you doingin the faculty bathroom?
You know,I think you and I
got off on the wrong footthe other day.
By all means, please,keep your dick out.
You see, I'm not going to acceptfour days of detention,
and you're goingto apologize publicly
for being so strict to meand my friends at school.
What the [bleep]are you talking about?
It's just a request,that's all.
See you around.
Oh, you seem to have droppedsomething, P.C. Principal.
Why, this is a little boy'sunderwear.
[ Sniffs ]
Why, this isButters' underwear.
P.C. Principal,you have Butters' underwear?
[ Sloshing ]
Oh, my gosh,it's got you DNA all over it.
This certainlydoesn't look good for you.
I don't need to tell anyoneabout this.
No, I think we havean understanding.
What did you just say?
You mean about keepingyour dick out?
to intimidation tactics?
You better watchyour microaggressions, bro.
Look, you don'twant to end up
like the spokesman for Subway,do you?
Did you just use a term
that excludes womenfrom an occupation?!
Okay, let's back up.Aah!
Did you just say spokesmaninstead of spokesperson
when womenare just as capable
of selling sandwichesas anyone?!
Are you purposelytrying to use words
that assertyour male privilege?!
No, I'm sorry!
I was just trying to frame youfor raping Butters!
Do you think Italian-Americansand women are less important?!
You dare to use wordsthat alienate
two communities of peoplewho have to deal
Watch Your Microaggressions, Bro
Cartman's plan to frame PC Principal backfires.