You can't just go along
with what people are saying,Susan, okay?
There's noscientific proof,
no real evidenceof a ManBearPig.
Well, there's a lotof smart people sayingManBearPig is real.
Yeah, and a lot of smarterpeople saying it isn't, okay?
What you need to understand,Susan,
is that everyone has an agenda.Okay?
Everyone wants to usethe fear of a ManBearPig
to get what they want.
[ Glass shatters ]
So they throw aroundbad science, bad taxidermy.
[ ManBearPig roars ]People comingout of the woodwork
are now expertson the subject.
[ People screaming ][ Roars ]
But you have to useyour own brain, sweetheart.
You can't justlet people tell you
that if you don't believein ManBearPig,
then you don't careabout the world.
It is real!
You wanna believe it's real,you go right on ahead, Susan.
No, it's right there!It's right there behind you!
[ Man screaming ]
[ ManBearPig roars ]
Okay,ManBearPig is real.
What are we gonna doabout it now, huh?
What are we gonna do
that's gonna makeany difference now, Susan?
What?!We have to do something!
What can we do that everyoneelse will also do, Susan?
Come on, use your brain.
Even if we dosomething about it...[ ManBearPig roars ]
...what about the Chinese?
They're just gonna keepright on -- Ahghhggh!
It’s Right There
ManBearPig attacks everyone eating at Red Lobster.