BUT IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S ALREADYCLAIMED ANOTHER FATALITY.
- NILES LAWSON IS ON THE SCENE.NILES, WHAT ARE YOU HEARING?
- TOM, TRAGEDY STRUCKLAST NIGHT
WHEN MALL SECURITY OFFICERMILES "HAPPY" DAVIS
WAS BEATEN TO DEATHWITH THIS CANDY CANE
AFTER TELLING A MOTHER
SHE COULDN'T LINE UP FOR BLACKFRIDAY UNTIL THURSDAY NIGHT.
IN HONOR OF THE SLAINMALL SECURITY OFFICER,
THE MALL HAS DECIDEDTO OFFICIALLY DROP
ANOTHER 10% OFFBLACK FRIDAY DEALS.
[somber music]
♪
- HAPPY WAS A GOOD MAN.
TOO GOOD TO HAVE DIED IN SUCHA BRUTAL BUT FESTIVE MANNER.
- CAPTAIN, CAPTAIN,
THE MALL IS DROPPING THE BLACKFRIDAY SALE ANOTHER 10%.
- WHAT?- OH, MY GOD!
- THEY CAN'T DO THAT!- WHAT? THAT'S 90% OFF.
- OH, GOD, THEY'RE BACK!
THERE'S HUNDREDS OF THEM!
[low, ominous murmuring]
- EVERYBODY STAY PUT.I'LL HANDLE THIS.
IF YOU ARE HERE FORBLACK FRIDAY,
YOU CANNOT BEON MALL PROPERTY
UNTIL MIDNIGHTON THANKSGIVING.
- WE'RE NOT ON MALLPROPERTY.
- WELL, YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE.
- WELL, WHAT IF WE JUST WALKREALLY, REALLY SLOW?
[growling]BLACK FRIDAY!
- YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WALKSLOWER THAN THAT.
YOU'VE GOT A WHILE.
- WE CAN WALK REALLY SLOW.LOOK.
[ominous music]- SMART ASSES.
We Can Walk REALLY Slow
A Song of Ass and Fire s17e08
The Mall Security Guards honor another fallen member, as shoppers return in anticipation of the Black Friday sale.

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