BUT IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S ALREADYCLAIMED ANOTHER FATALITY.

- NILES LAWSON IS ON THE SCENE.NILES, WHAT ARE YOU HEARING?

- TOM, TRAGEDY STRUCKLAST NIGHT

WHEN MALL SECURITY OFFICERMILES "HAPPY" DAVIS

WAS BEATEN TO DEATHWITH THIS CANDY CANE

AFTER TELLING A MOTHER

SHE COULDN'T LINE UP FOR BLACKFRIDAY UNTIL THURSDAY NIGHT.

IN HONOR OF THE SLAINMALL SECURITY OFFICER,

THE MALL HAS DECIDEDTO OFFICIALLY DROP

ANOTHER 10% OFFBLACK FRIDAY DEALS.

[somber music]

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- HAPPY WAS A GOOD MAN.

TOO GOOD TO HAVE DIED IN SUCHA BRUTAL BUT FESTIVE MANNER.

- CAPTAIN, CAPTAIN,

THE MALL IS DROPPING THE BLACKFRIDAY SALE ANOTHER 10%.

- WHAT?- OH, MY GOD!

- THEY CAN'T DO THAT!- WHAT? THAT'S 90% OFF.

- OH, GOD, THEY'RE BACK!

THERE'S HUNDREDS OF THEM!

[low, ominous murmuring]

- EVERYBODY STAY PUT.I'LL HANDLE THIS.

IF YOU ARE HERE FORBLACK FRIDAY,

YOU CANNOT BEON MALL PROPERTY

UNTIL MIDNIGHTON THANKSGIVING.

- WE'RE NOT ON MALLPROPERTY.

- WELL, YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE.

- WELL, WHAT IF WE JUST WALKREALLY, REALLY SLOW?

[growling]BLACK FRIDAY!

- YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WALKSLOWER THAN THAT.

YOU'VE GOT A WHILE.

- WE CAN WALK REALLY SLOW.LOOK.

[ominous music]- SMART ASSES.