I'm a little overwhelmed.
I know,but we put everything
into moving hereand starting this business,
and we have to beimpressive.
David, you must help your mamahowever you can.
We're not going backto that miserable place.
I don't want to go back,either.
We really have to impressthis customer.
He's a local food critic.
[ Mid-tempo Mexican musicplaying ]
Mmm. Hmm. Mm-hmm.
Okay,here you go, amigo --
another taco plateand the taquitos.
Oh, thank you.
And did I mention I ama food critic for Yelp?
Yes, you mentioned thatseveral times.
Okay, I just didn't want youcaught off guard.
I was thinking of givingthis place five stars.
Yeah, but I'm kind of teeteringon five stars or one star.
Oh, no, no.No one star, please.
What can we do to --
I mean, I could probablybe persuaded
with some free desserts.
Let me get that for you.
Great. And could you turn downthe music a bit?
This pagan shithurts my ears.
[ Music softens ]
Oh, hey. Hey, busboy.[ Snapping fingers ]
Busboy! Busboy!Por favor!
[ Whistles ]Busboy!My name is David.
I said my name is David.
Uh, it's actually pronounced"Day-vid," okay?
Well, I'm "Da-veed."
It's David, dude.Look it up.
What's going on?
Do not argue, son.We need him.
There you are --a few free desserts.
[ Bell dings ]Oh, excuse me.More customers.
Hi.Two of us for lunch, please.
Oh, and, uh,I just wanted to mention
that my wife and Iare Yelp reviewers,
so, uh,your best table, please.
Oh, geez.You guys, too, huh?
Okay, um, I'll get you set upright over here, okay?
Hmm.This place seems nice.
I guess we'll see.
I guess we'll see,won't we?
Now everyone thinksthey're a food critic.
[ School bell rings ]
Another Food Critic
Cartman tries out the new Mexican Restaurant in town.