Oh, Eric, I...
wasn't sureif you'd be up yet.
[ Chuckles nervously ]
Eric, you know I onlywant what's best
for my little snookums.
You read me a bedtime story.You tucked me in.
And then you let half the towninto my room
to try and give me a shotagainst my will.
It was supposedto make it easier on you,
and th-th-they didn'tcatch you anyway.
This is goodbye, Mom.I can't live with you anymore.
You don't know how hard it isto be a parent!
Sometimes we don't knowthe right thing to do!
So you go alongwith society
and try to forceimmunizations on me
even knowingthe health risks?
What if immunizations made myfriend Timmy the way he is?
What if they made Jimmythe way he is?
What if they made Tokenthe way he is?
Eric, when I wasat the store, I got you
some Little Debbie Cream Piesand --
That isn't gonna workthis time, Mom!
I don't wantto be around you anymore!
So I don't know whereyou're gonna stay,
but you'll just haveto figure it out.
I've already packedall your things.
Sweetie, you can't liveon your own.
You should've thought about thatbefore you made this house
a nightmare for me.Goodbye, mother.
[ Country music plays ]
Alright, youngin,we can do this the easy way
or we can do it hard.
[ Squealing, snorting ]
-Yeeeeeeee-haw!-[ Squealing continues ]
-Soooiee!-[ Squealing continues ]
Cartman kicks his mom out of the house after she tries to force vaccinations on him. After she's gone, he faces a much bigger problem.