I've been in your towna little while now.
What I see is a communitythat is ready for change.
You see, I am a goo man.
What I servein your school cafeteria
is a synthetically-modulatedplant protein.
I have taken overnearly all
the fast food restaurantshere in town
and teamed up with the finepeople in your community.
This my new regionalmanager, H.W.
It's Rick.Shut up, H.W.
You see, I'm trying to reachall the school cafeterias,
all the stadiums,fast food restaurants,
all the places thatserve shitty food
and serve shitty goo.
The goo for these kind of placesis made in a factory.
It's made in a lab.
It's just down-market goo.
[ Farting ]
But I can tell peopleit's healthy and earth friendly,
and I can send my goothrough a network of pipes
running all the wayto the ocean.
So, that it can beeaten by people
who eat crappy food anyway --from coast to coast.
And that whatwe have for school lunch now?
That's what all the kids decidedwhile I wasn't there?
But you see,It doesn't work
unless I own allthe crappy food places.
Y-Yes sir.Mr. Goo Man?
Have you donewhat I've asked you to do?
It's all done, sir.You'll have everything you need.
Well if you don't mind boys,I have work to tend to.
Me too. I need to have a wordwith the students at my school.
Oh, God, Eric!What are you gonna do?!
People Eat Crappy Food
The Goo Man explains most of his plans to Butters and Cartman.