All around the world,countries are mobilizing armies
and preparingdefensive countermeasures.
Why?What the hell happened?
This is everythingyou need to know
about the Troll Traceprogram.
What's Troll Trace?
A plan by the Danishto release
the full Internet historiesof everyone on earth.
The previous administrationtried to work with the Danish
by handing over several trolls,but the plan didn't work.
The entire world has becomevery uncertain and unstable.
We think we should order allnavy vessels to the Bering Sea.
Because when the Chineseare able to see all our e-mails
and online activity,we believe they will
most likely attack us.
Also, there are ground troopsmobilizing in Paris
because the French believewhen we see all their e-mails,
we will most likelyattack them.
Mr. President, sir.
The Russians are askingwhat we intend to do
about the Danish.
Well, whyare you asking me?
Please, sir, we havevery little time
before this escalatesbeyond our control.
The Entire World Has Become Unstable
President-Elect Garrison gets a top-secret briefing about the Troll Trace Program.