- HEY, EVERYBODY!HOW'S IT GOING?
I JUST--I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO STOP.
HEY, YOU!YOU GOIN' SWIMMING?
DON'T FORGET TO BRING A TOWEL![coughs]
GET OUT OF MY FACE!
GET OUT OF HERE!
MY NAME IS TOWELIE.
T-O-W-E-L...
Y-E-Y.
I'M GREATAT CLEANING UP SPILLS.
AND I'M 100%MACHINE WASHABLE.
I'M JUST AN ORDINARY TOWELIN A LOT OF WAYS.
EXCEPT FOR ONE.
I'M ADDICTED TO MARIJUANA.
AND CRYSTAL METH.
AND CRACK.
[somber guitar music]
ANYBODY WANTTHEIR DICK SUCKED?
DOES ANYBODY WANT THEIR DICKSUCKED BY A TOWEL?
- TOWELIE HAS BECOME A COMPLETENIGHTMARE IN OUR TOWN.
HE'S BROKEN INTO MY HOUSE TWICEAND STOLEN MY ALLOWANCE.
I'VE GOT ALMOST NOTHING LEFT.
- IF WE'RE PLAYING OUTSIDE,HE SHOWS UP COMPLETELY WASTED
AND SCREAMING HOW THE GOVERNMENTIS FOLLOWING HIM.
- [sobbing] I-I JUSTDON'T WANT TO WATCH HIM
KILL HIMSELF!
[inhales sharply]
I DON'T EVEN KNOWWHO HE IS ANYMORE!
- THERE'S IS NO DOUBTIN MY MIND
THAT IF WE DON'T GETTOWELIE HELP,
OUR ENTIRE SUMMERIS GONNA BE RUINED.
TOWELYEY
Crippled Summer s14e07
Towelie's habits start to spin out of control.

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