- HEY, EVERYBODY!HOW'S IT GOING?

I JUST--I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO STOP.

HEY, YOU!YOU GOIN' SWIMMING?

DON'T FORGET TO BRING A TOWEL![coughs]

GET OUT OF MY FACE!

GET OUT OF HERE!

MY NAME IS TOWELIE.

T-O-W-E-L...

Y-E-Y.

I'M GREATAT CLEANING UP SPILLS.

AND I'M 100%MACHINE WASHABLE.

I'M JUST AN ORDINARY TOWELIN A LOT OF WAYS.

EXCEPT FOR ONE.

I'M ADDICTED TO MARIJUANA.

AND CRYSTAL METH.

AND CRACK.

[somber guitar music]

ANYBODY WANTTHEIR DICK SUCKED?

DOES ANYBODY WANT THEIR DICKSUCKED BY A TOWEL?

- TOWELIE HAS BECOME A COMPLETENIGHTMARE IN OUR TOWN.

HE'S BROKEN INTO MY HOUSE TWICEAND STOLEN MY ALLOWANCE.

I'VE GOT ALMOST NOTHING LEFT.

- IF WE'RE PLAYING OUTSIDE,HE SHOWS UP COMPLETELY WASTED

AND SCREAMING HOW THE GOVERNMENTIS FOLLOWING HIM.

- [sobbing] I-I JUSTDON'T WANT TO WATCH HIM

KILL HIMSELF!

[inhales sharply]

I DON'T EVEN KNOWWHO HE IS ANYMORE!

- THERE'S IS NO DOUBTIN MY MIND

THAT IF WE DON'T GETTOWELIE HELP,

OUR ENTIRE SUMMERIS GONNA BE RUINED.