YOU WANTED TO SEE ME,PRINCIPAL VICTORIA ?

YES, MR. GARRISON,HAVE A SEAT.

MR. GARRISON, SOME TIME AGOYOU ASKED TO BE PROMOTED

FROM TEACHING KINDERGARTENBACK TO THE 3rd GRADE.

I'M AWARE OF THAT.

I WANT TO COME CLEAN WITH YOUAND TELL YOU THAT BACK THEN

SOME OF US WERE UNCOMFORTABLEWITH YOUR SEXUAL PREFERENCES.

IT WAS WRONG OF US, AND IWANT TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU.

WOW, THAT'S REALLYGREAT TO HEAR.

AS YOU KNOW, THE POSITIONOF 4th GRADE TEACHER

HAS BECOME AVAILABLE,

AND WE'D LIKE TOOFFER YOU THE JOB.

OH, FOR REAL ?!YOU'RE NOT KIDDING ?

WE IN ADMINISTRATION SEE NOWTHAT YOU ARE AN INDIVIDUAL

WITH YOUR OWN PREFERENCES,AND WE RESPECT THAT.

OH, THIS IS ALL JUST--A DREAM COME TRUE !

THANK YOU,PRINCIPAL VICTORIA !

I'LL DO A GREAT JOB !

I KNOW YOU WILL !

YOU'RE SURETHIS FOR REAL ?

I MEAN, I'M NOT JUSTGONNA GET FIRED AGAINFOR BEING GAY TOMORROW ?

IT'S FOR REAL,MR. GARRISON.

OH, GREAT !

WITH ALL THENEW LAWS

WE COULD NEVER FIRE YOUFOR BEING GAY NOW--

YOU'D BE ABLE TO SUE USFOR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.

RIGHT, I--

WHAT, WHAT WAS THAT ?

WELL, I WAS JUST SAYING THAT THEPOLICIES HAVE REALLY CHANGED.

YOU KNOW, IF WE FIRED YOUFOR ACTING GAY NEXT TIME,

YOU'D BE ABLE TO SUE THE SCHOOLDISTRICT FOR LOTS OF MONEY.

OH, RIGHT, RIGHT.

HOW, HOW MUCHMONEY EXACTLY ?

OH, WELL, THERE WAS THECASE OUT IN MINNESOTA

WHERE THE GUY WAS AWARDED25 MILLION I THINK.

YOU-YOU DON'T SAY.

WELL, THANKS,PRINCIPAL VICTORIA.

HOLY MOLY !

I'VE GOTTA FIND A WAY TOGET FIRED FOR BEING GAY !