MAN, THAT SUCKEDGETTING SEARCHED.

YEAH, MY ASS IS KILLING ME.

WHY DID THEY SEARCH US ?

THAT MARIJUANA NEVER EVENMADE IT TO US.

I WONDER WHO TOOK IT.

( tv )... and now it's almost time for...

HELLO THERE, CHILDREN.

( all together )HEY, CHEF.

HOW'S IT GOING ?

BAD.

WHY BAD ?

I HEARD ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.

NONE OF YOU TOOKTHAT NASTY MARIJUANA, DID YOU ?

NO, DUDE,WE NEVER EVEN SAW IT.

OKAY, BECAUSE I JUSTWANT TO TELL YOU

THAT DRUGS ARE BAD !

WE KNOW, WE KNOW,THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY SAYS.

RIGHT.

DO YOU KNOW WHY THEY'RE BAD ?

BECAUSE THEY'RE AN ADDICTIVESOLUTION TO A GREATER PROBLEM

CAUSING DISEASE OF BOTH BODY AND MIND WITH CONSEQUENCES

FAR OUTWEIGHING THEIR SUPPOSED BENEFITS.

AND DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAWHAT THAT MEANS ?

NO.

I KNOW, BECAUSEIF YOU DO DRUGS,

YOU'RE A HIPPYAND HIPPIES SUCK.

CHILDREN, THIS IS ALLI'M GONNA SAY ABOUT DRUGS,

STAY AWAY FROM THEM !

THERE'S A TIME AND A PLACEFOR EVERYTHING,

AND IT'S CALLED "COLLEGE".

DO YOU UNDERSTAND ?

( all together )DUDE.

OKAY.

ARE YOU GONNA COME TOIKE'S BRIS ?

OH, HELL NO,I CAN'T BEAR TO SEE THAT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?

DON'T YOU BOYS KNOW WHAT A BRIS IS ?

THEY'RE GOING TO CIRCUMCISE HIM.

WHAT'S THAT ?

OH, BOY,HERE WE GO AGAIN.

CHILDREN,

WHAT'S THE ONE THING THAT'SMORE SACRED TO A MAN

THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD ?

BICYCLES ?

HAM ?

NO, NOT HAM,YOU FAT !@#$%.

SCREW YOU,IT'S HAM, ISN'T IT ?

NO, I'M TALKING ABOUTTHE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF A MAN'S BODY.

YOUR HEART ?

YOUR EYES.

( mumbling )

THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TOCALL IT A "PENIS" !

YOU'RE SUPPOSEDTO CALL IT A "FIREMAN".

A "FIREMAN" ?

THAT'S THE PROPERWAY TO SAY IT,

OR ELSE YOU GET A SPANKING.

DAMNIT, CHILDREN.

WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THE ONE

TO EXPLAIN ALL THISSTUFF TO YOU ?

ASK YOUR PARENTS FOR ONCE.

HEY, WAIT !

DUDE, SOMETHING TELLS METHIS BRIS THING ISN'T GOOD.