MAN, THAT SUCKEDGETTING SEARCHED.
YEAH, MY ASS IS KILLING ME.
WHY DID THEY SEARCH US ?
THAT MARIJUANA NEVER EVENMADE IT TO US.
I WONDER WHO TOOK IT.
( tv )... and now it's almost time for...
HELLO THERE, CHILDREN.
( all together )HEY, CHEF.
HOW'S IT GOING ?
BAD.
WHY BAD ?
I HEARD ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.
NONE OF YOU TOOKTHAT NASTY MARIJUANA, DID YOU ?
NO, DUDE,WE NEVER EVEN SAW IT.
OKAY, BECAUSE I JUSTWANT TO TELL YOU
THAT DRUGS ARE BAD !
WE KNOW, WE KNOW,THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY SAYS.
RIGHT.
DO YOU KNOW WHY THEY'RE BAD ?
BECAUSE THEY'RE AN ADDICTIVESOLUTION TO A GREATER PROBLEM
CAUSING DISEASE OF BOTH BODY AND MIND WITH CONSEQUENCES
FAR OUTWEIGHING THEIR SUPPOSED BENEFITS.
AND DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAWHAT THAT MEANS ?
NO.
I KNOW, BECAUSEIF YOU DO DRUGS,
YOU'RE A HIPPYAND HIPPIES SUCK.
CHILDREN, THIS IS ALLI'M GONNA SAY ABOUT DRUGS,
STAY AWAY FROM THEM !
THERE'S A TIME AND A PLACEFOR EVERYTHING,
AND IT'S CALLED "COLLEGE".
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ?
( all together )DUDE.
OKAY.
ARE YOU GONNA COME TOIKE'S BRIS ?
OH, HELL NO,I CAN'T BEAR TO SEE THAT.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
DON'T YOU BOYS KNOW WHAT A BRIS IS ?
THEY'RE GOING TO CIRCUMCISE HIM.
WHAT'S THAT ?
OH, BOY,HERE WE GO AGAIN.
CHILDREN,
WHAT'S THE ONE THING THAT'SMORE SACRED TO A MAN
THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD ?
BICYCLES ?
HAM ?
NO, NOT HAM,YOU FAT !@#$%.
SCREW YOU,IT'S HAM, ISN'T IT ?
NO, I'M TALKING ABOUTTHE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF A MAN'S BODY.
YOUR HEART ?
YOUR EYES.
( mumbling )
THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TOCALL IT A "PENIS" !
YOU'RE SUPPOSEDTO CALL IT A "FIREMAN".
A "FIREMAN" ?
THAT'S THE PROPERWAY TO SAY IT,
OR ELSE YOU GET A SPANKING.
DAMNIT, CHILDREN.
WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THE ONE
TO EXPLAIN ALL THISSTUFF TO YOU ?
ASK YOUR PARENTS FOR ONCE.
HEY, WAIT !
DUDE, SOMETHING TELLS METHIS BRIS THING ISN'T GOOD.
Chef's Advice
Ike's Wee Wee s02e04
Chef talks to the boys about drugs, but not about circumcision.

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