CHILDREN,AS YOU ALL KNOW,

MISS KATHIE LEE GIFFORD

WILL BE IN SOUTH PARKTO PRESENT THE AWARD

TO SOME KIDFOR AN ESSAY.

THAT KID IS ME !

WHATEVER.

I'M GOING TO HAVEYOU YOUNGSTERS

DO A PLAY ABOUTTHE HISTORY OF SOUTH PARK.

THAT'LL BE WONDERFUL,WON'T IT, MR. HAT ?

KILL HER !

MR. HAT !

MR. GARRISON,

I'M ASKING YOU TODIRECT OUR LITTLE PAY.

OH, THAT'S PERFECT.YOU SEE MR. HAT,

WE DON'T HAVE TO KILL HER,WE CAN JUST UPSTAGE HER.

MRS. MAYOR,

YOU MIGHT WANT TOREVIEW THE ESSAYS.

WE THINK CARTMANMIGHT HAVE CHEATED.

WHO CARES ?

NOW KIDS...

WHAT'S SAY WE GIVE ITOUR SOUTH PARK BEST !

AND WHO'S OUR LITTLEPRIZE WINNER AGAIN ?

ME,ERIC CARTMAN !

HOW ABOUTWE GET IN SHAPE, HUH ?

WE WANT TO LOOK OUR BESTFOR THE TV CAMERAS, DON'T WE ?

YES, MA'AM.

♪ I'M GONNA BEON TELEVISION ♪

♪ I'M GONNA BEON TELEVISION ♪