SHE HAD A HANDMAID, AN EGYPTIAN,WHOSE NAME WAS HAGAR.

AND SARAI SAIDUNTO ABRAHAM,

"BEHOLD NOW, THE LORD HATHRESTRAINED ME FROM BEARING,

I PRAY THEE,GO INTO MY MATE".

UH-HUH...

ABRAHAM BEGAT ISSAC,WHO THE LORD THEN SAID TO KILL,

BUT THAT WAS JUSTA LITTLE SILLY TRICK

TO SEE IF ABRAHAMWOULD DO IT.

UH-HUH.

( baby talk )

NO, IKE !

MA, IKE KEEPS TAKING OFFHIS SQUIRT UNIFORM !

IKE, YOU BEHAVE !

FLOOR !

NO, IKE !

BA-BA BA-BA !

I DON'T THINK IKE WANTSTO GO TO SQUIRTS.

IKE, YOUR BROTHER KYLEWAS IN SQUIRTS AND SO WAS I.

YOU HAVE TO GOSO THAT SOMEDAY

YOU CAN BE A BIG,BRAVE JEW SCOUT !

NO !

TELL IKE HOW MUCH FUNSQUIRTS IS, KYLE.

WHAT, YOU WANTME TO LIE ?

YEAH, LIE.

OH.

IKE, SQUIRTS ISSO MUCH FUN.

OH MY GOD,WHAT IS THAT ?!

HEY, IT'S A BEAR !

( growl )

WOW, COOL !

THIS RETREAT REALLY ISOUT OF THE WAY, ISN'T IT ?

WELCOME TO JEWBILEE,YOU FOLKS FIND IT OKAY ?

YEAH, ACTUALLY WE SAWA BEAR A FEW MILES BACK !

HE WAS HUGE !

YEAH, WE SPOTTED HIMA FEW DAYS AGO.

NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, THOUGH,YOUR BOYS ARE SAFE WITH US !

I'M SURE THEY ARE.

WE'LL BE BACK TO PICK YOU UPAFTER THE METEOR SHOWER PARTY,BOYS.

GOODBYE BOYS.

KYLE AND IKE,YOU BE SAFE.

AND KENNY ?MM-HMM ?

TRY AND ACT JEWISH.

HOW DO IDO THAT ?

( with braces lisp )COME ON, SQUIRT,WE'RE MEETING OVER HERE !

WHO ARE YOU ?

I'M THE SQUIRT LEADER.

I DON'T WANT TO BETHE SQUIRT LEADER,

BUT I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE

IT'S THE ONLY WAYI CAN EARN MY HUTZPAH BADGE.

SO I GOTTA SPEND ALL NIGHTINSTRUCTING SQUIRTS !

YOU HAVE TOGO WITH HIM, IKE.

BA-BA BA-BA.

DON'T WORRY, IKE,SQUIRTS IS FUN.

AND I'LL BE RIGHT OVER THEREIN THE NEXT BUILDING.

BA-BA !

( whining )COME ON-NN !!

NAME ?

KYLE BROVLOFSKI.

( mumbling )MMNNY MNNRMCK.

WHAT ?

KENNY McHEIMERBERG.

ALRIGHT, GET TOMASHUGANA HALL

THE MEETING ISALREADY STARTING !