SHE HAD A HANDMAID, AN EGYPTIAN,WHOSE NAME WAS HAGAR.
AND SARAI SAIDUNTO ABRAHAM,
"BEHOLD NOW, THE LORD HATHRESTRAINED ME FROM BEARING,
I PRAY THEE,GO INTO MY MATE".
UH-HUH...
ABRAHAM BEGAT ISSAC,WHO THE LORD THEN SAID TO KILL,
BUT THAT WAS JUSTA LITTLE SILLY TRICK
TO SEE IF ABRAHAMWOULD DO IT.
UH-HUH.
( baby talk )
NO, IKE !
MA, IKE KEEPS TAKING OFFHIS SQUIRT UNIFORM !
IKE, YOU BEHAVE !
FLOOR !
NO, IKE !
BA-BA BA-BA !
I DON'T THINK IKE WANTSTO GO TO SQUIRTS.
IKE, YOUR BROTHER KYLEWAS IN SQUIRTS AND SO WAS I.
YOU HAVE TO GOSO THAT SOMEDAY
YOU CAN BE A BIG,BRAVE JEW SCOUT !
NO !
TELL IKE HOW MUCH FUNSQUIRTS IS, KYLE.
WHAT, YOU WANTME TO LIE ?
YEAH, LIE.
OH.
IKE, SQUIRTS ISSO MUCH FUN.
OH MY GOD,WHAT IS THAT ?!
HEY, IT'S A BEAR !
( growl )
WOW, COOL !
THIS RETREAT REALLY ISOUT OF THE WAY, ISN'T IT ?
WELCOME TO JEWBILEE,YOU FOLKS FIND IT OKAY ?
YEAH, ACTUALLY WE SAWA BEAR A FEW MILES BACK !
HE WAS HUGE !
YEAH, WE SPOTTED HIMA FEW DAYS AGO.
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, THOUGH,YOUR BOYS ARE SAFE WITH US !
I'M SURE THEY ARE.
WE'LL BE BACK TO PICK YOU UPAFTER THE METEOR SHOWER PARTY,BOYS.
GOODBYE BOYS.
KYLE AND IKE,YOU BE SAFE.
AND KENNY ?MM-HMM ?
TRY AND ACT JEWISH.
HOW DO IDO THAT ?
( with braces lisp )COME ON, SQUIRT,WE'RE MEETING OVER HERE !
WHO ARE YOU ?
I'M THE SQUIRT LEADER.
I DON'T WANT TO BETHE SQUIRT LEADER,
BUT I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE
IT'S THE ONLY WAYI CAN EARN MY HUTZPAH BADGE.
SO I GOTTA SPEND ALL NIGHTINSTRUCTING SQUIRTS !
YOU HAVE TOGO WITH HIM, IKE.
BA-BA BA-BA.
DON'T WORRY, IKE,SQUIRTS IS FUN.
AND I'LL BE RIGHT OVER THEREIN THE NEXT BUILDING.
BA-BA !
( whining )COME ON-NN !!
NAME ?
KYLE BROVLOFSKI.
( mumbling )MMNNY MNNRMCK.
WHAT ?
KENNY McHEIMERBERG.
ALRIGHT, GET TOMASHUGANA HALL
THE MEETING ISALREADY STARTING !
A Bear
Jewbilee s03e09
Kyle and Kenny arrive at Jewbilee.

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