DAD ?

HUH, YEAH ?

I JUST WANTEDTO TELL YOU

THAT I DON'T THINKYOU'RE A JOKE.

I MEAN, WHATEVERYOU USED TO BE,

YOU'RE JUST MY DAD

AND YOU'RE THE BEST DADI'VE EVER HAD.

COME HERE, STANLEY.

STAN, IT WAS WRONG OF METO TRY AND STOP YOU

FROM JOINING A BOY BANDWITHOUT EXPLAINING WHY.

I MADE SOME MISTAKESIN MY LIFE

AND NOW I HAVE TO LETYOU MAKE YOUR OWN MISTAKES.YEAH.

YOU KNOW, IN A WAY,I THINK I WAS EVEN JEALOUSOF YOU BEING IN A BOY BAND.

ISN'T THAT STUPID ?NOT REALLY.

NOT ANY MORE STUPID THAN SOMEOF THE OTHER STUFF YOU'VE DONE.

WELL, COME ON,I'LL DRIVE YOUDOWN TO THE MALL.

REALLY ?YEAH, I WANT TO SEEWHAT YOU GUYS CAN DO.

AND THEN WE'LL GO BUY YOUA SMALL TOY, SO YOU CANFORGET ALL ABOUT THIS.

ALL RIGHT !

WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE ?

I DON'T KNOW,I GUESS NOTHING.

HMM, WELL THEN,LET'S WALK AWAY THEN.

GODDAMN IT,PEOPLE ARE WALKING AWAY !

ALL RIGHT, KIDS,THAT DOES IT.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TOMOVE AND MAKE WAY FORTHE SAUSAGE AND CHEESE CART.

JUST ANOTHER MINUTE.

SORRY, GET OUT.

WELL, GOD, I GUESS YOUGOT ME AGAIN DIDN'T YOU.

YEAH, THAT WASA GOOD ONE, GOD.

HOPE IT MADE YOU LAUGH,YOU SICK BASTARD.

WHAT'S THAT ?

IT'S STAN !

OH, THANK YOU GOD,OH, PRAISE HIS NAME !

DUDE, WHERE THE HELLHAVE YOU BEEN ?

SIR, WE'RE ALL HERE NOW,CAN WE GO ON PLEASE.

WHO ?

WELL, OKAY, I GUESS,BUT HURRY UP.

WE WILL.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

YOU ARE ABOUT TO WITNESSTHE NEXT GREAT BOY BANDOF THE COUNTRY.

SOME DAY YOU WILL ALLBE AMONG THOSE WHO CAN SAY

"I SAW FINGERBANG WHENTHEY FIRST PERFORMEDAT SOME CRAPPY LITTLE MALL."

AND SO WITHOUTFURTHER ADO

ALL FIVE MEMBERS OF THE--

OH, MY GOD,THEY KILLED KENNY !

YOU BASTARDS !

NO, HE CAN'T BE DEAD.

DUDE, HE'S PRETTY DEAD.

NO, WE WERE SO CLOSE !

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT,KIDS, GET OUT !

BUT, WE HAVE TO PERFORM.

WE DON'T HAVEA FIFTH MEMBER,CARTMAN.

OH, YES, WE DO.

THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR PATIENCEAND GET READY FOR FINGERBANG !

♪ FINGERBANG

♪ BANG BANG

♪ FINGERBANG BANG

♪ BANG BANG BANG

♪ I'M GONNA FINGERBANG BANG YOUINTO MY LIFE ♪

♪ GIRL, YOU LIKE TO FINGERBANGAND IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪

♪ BECAUSE I'MTHE KING OF FINGERBANGLET'S NOT FIGHT ♪

♪ I'LL JUST FINGERBANG BANG YOUEVERY NIGHT ♪

♪ I'LL JUST FINGERBANG BANG YOUEVERY NIGHT ♪

YES, YES !

THANK YOU, YES !