IT'S SOUTH PARK EVENING NEWS,WITH TOM PUSLIKER.
PERIL, CRISIS AND FEAR TONIGHTAS WHAT APPEARS TO BE
A MASSIVE FLOOD HAS OVERTAKENTHE TOWN OF BEAVERTON, COLORADO.
HOME OF THE WORLD'SLARGEST BEAVER DAM.
EARLIER TODAY,A BREAK IN THE BEAVER DAM
WHICH PROTECTED THE TOWN,BROKE OPEN
TRAPPING PEOPLE IN THEIR HOUSESAND DESTROYING THEIR LIVES !
OH MY GOSH,THOSE POOR PEOPLE.
TOM, I'M CURRENTLY TEN MILESOUTSIDE OF BEAVERTON,
UNABLE TO GET INSIDETHE TOWN PROPER.
WE DO NOT HAVE ANY REPORTSOF FATALITIES YET,
BUT WE BELIEVETHAT THE DEATH TOLL
MAY BE IN THE HUNDREDSOF MILLIONS.
BEAVERTON ONLY HAS A POPULATIONOF ABOUT EIGHT THOUSAND,
TOM, SO THIS WOULD BEQUITE DEVASTATING.
Any word on how the survivorsin the town are doing, Mitch ?
WE'RE NOT SURE WHATEXACTLY IS GOING ON
INSIDE THE TOWNOF BEAVERTON, TOM
BUT WE'RE REPORTINGTHAT THERE'S
LOOTING, RAPING,AND YES...
EVEN ACTSOF CANNIBALISM.
MY GOD, YOU'VEACTUALLY SEEN PEOPLE
LOOTING, RAPINGAND EATING EACH OTHER ?
NO, WE HAVEN'T ACTUALLYSEEN IT, TOM.
WE'RE JUST REPORTING IT.
YOU ALL DONE WITHYOUR FISH STICKS, STAN ?
I'LL HELP YOU, SHARON.
BOY, THAT'SJUST AWFUL.
In the nearby townof South Park,
the cause of the Beaverton floodis being investigated.
THAT'S RIGHT, WE KNOWWHOSE FAULT THIS IS !
OH OH...
IT'S GEORGE BUSH'S FAULT !
YEAH, GEORGE BUSH DOESN'TCARE ABOUT BEAVERS !
GEORGE BUSH DIDN'TBREAK THAT BEAVER DAM !
IT WAS THE TERRORISTSAND AL QAEDA !
THEY'VE BEENSECRETLY BUILDING
BEAVER DAM W.M.D.sFOR YEARS NOW !
YEAH !!
MOM, DAD, THEY'RE GONNAGO HELP THOSE PEOPLE, RIGHT ?
I DON'T KNOW,YOU KNOW TO ME,
IT SEEMS LIKE THEMAYOR OF BEAVERTON
SHOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHINGABOUT THAT DAM YEARS AGO.
DON'T BLAMETHE MAYOR, SHARON.
WHAT ABOUT F.E.M.A. ?
I THINK THIS WHOLE THINGIS REALLY THEIR FAULT.
BUT... SOMEBODY'SGONNA HELP THE PEOPLE
OFF OF THEIRROOFTOPS, RIGHT ?
THAT'S NOT WHAT'SIMPORTANT RIGHT NOW, SON.
WHAT'S IMPORTANT ISFIGURING WHOSE FAULT THIS IS.
Who To Blame
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow s09e08
A break in Beaverton's dam floods the town.
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