USE THE "GANS TECHNIQUE".

WHAT'S THEGANS TECHNIQUE ?

THIS WHAT WE DID IN WACO.

PLAY REALLY BAD MUSICREALLY LOUD

UNTIL IT DRIVES 'EM NUTS ANDMAKES THEM WANT TO COME OUT.

( Cher-like dance music starts )

NOBODY CAN STANDTHIS MUCH CHER !

THIS IS HER NEW ALBUM.

IF THIS DOESN'T DRIVETHEM OUT, NOTHING WILL !

THAT'S GREAT MUSIC,MR. MACKEY, WHAT IS THAT ?

THIS IS CHER,THIS IS HER NEW ALBUM.

WELL, HELL,TURN IT UP !

YEAH, WELL YOU KNOWWHAT I HEARD ?

I HEARD THAT HE'S GAY.

OH, IS HE ?

WHO ?

HUH ?

WHO DID YOUHEAR IS GAY ?!

RICKY MARTIN,THE SINGER.

OH...

HEY, RANDYWHAT'S UP ?

WHAT THE HELL ISTHAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN ?!HUH ?

LOOK, SHOULDN'T YOU BE HANGINGOUT WITH YOUR WIFE RIGHT NOW ?

I JUST FELT LIKETALKING TO YOU.

THERE'S NOTHINGTO TALK ABOUT.

YOU'RE HAVING REGRETS,AREN'T YOU ?

NO...

I DON'T KNOW...

HEY... TALK TO ME.

NO !

I THOUGHT WE AGREED WHATHAPPENED IN THE HOT TUB

WOULDN'T CHANGEOUR RELATIONSHIP.

WILL YOU STOP IT ?!

I DON'T...I JUST...

HEY "MISTER WITHDRAWN",

YOU MIGHT NOT NEED TOTALK ABOUT IT, BUT I DO...

ARRG !

SHARON, SHARON,CAN WE GO ?

GO ?

THE METEOR SHOWERHASN'T EVEN STARTED YET !

I KNOW.

BUT I WANT TOMAKE LOVE TO YOU,RIGHT NOW.

I HAVE TO MAKE LOVETO YOU RIGHT NOW.

RANDY, RELAX.

WE DON'T EVER GET TO PARTY,NOW COME ON, LOOSEN UP !

EXPERIMENT !

I ALREADY DID.

DAD, DAD,THEY SHOT AT US !

NOT NOW, STAN.

MOM !

WHOOPIE !

HEY WHAT ARE WEGONNA DO HUH ?!

THEY SHOT US !

THEY REALLY SHOT US !

THEY AIN'T GONNA STOP UNTILWE'RE ALL DEAD I BET'CHA !

US AND ALLOUR FAMILIES.

GET A HOLDOF YOURSELF, MAN !

HOW COME YOU SLAPPEDMY FACE, STAN, HUH ?

WHAT ON EARTH WOULD YOU GOAND DO THAT FOR ANYWAYS ?

COME ON, WE HAVE TO FIND OUTWHAT'S HAPPENING !

I AM STANDING NOWWITH DANNY GANZ,