OKAY, AUDIENCE MEMBERS, HI.

WELCOME TO THETAPING OF THE SHOW.

IT'S ALL GENERALSEATING IN THERE,

AND JUST REMEMBER, MR. EDWARDMIGHT NOT HEAR FROM

THE PARTICULAR DEAD PERSONYOU WANT TO TALK TO.

SO JUST KEEPAN OPEN MIND.

DON'T WORRY ERIC, I'M SUREHE'LL BE ABLE TO HELP YOU !

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,JOHN EDWARD.

( applause )

THANK YOU... THANK YOU...

ALRIGHT,LET'S GET STARTED.

IT'S COMING FROM OVER HERE...

DOES THE NAME MIKEMEAN ANYTHING TO ANYBODY ?

I'M GETTING MIKE--DEFINITELY AN M...

MAYBE MATT.

MIKE - MATT - MARY.

MARY WASMY MOTHER !

OKAY, OKAY,AND SHE DIED ?

YES, YES SHE DID !

OKAY AND SHE'S TELLING MESOMETHING ABOUT THE MONEY ?

"THE MONEY IS SAFE"IS THAT MAKING SENSE ?

HMMM, NOT REALLY.

IT MUST BE FROM SOMEWHERE ELSEIN THE AUDIENCE THEN.

THE MONEY--

UH, OVER HERE, PLEASE.

WE HAVEA DEAD FRIEND.

QUIET DOWN, BOYS, IT DOESN'TWORK THAT WAY...

UH... UH, OKAY I'M GETTINGSOMEONE NOW WHO'S NAME IS

J... T... L... M... K...

KENNY !

KENNY SAYS HI.

WOAAAAA !( applause )

OKAY, NOW I'M GETTINGTHAT KENNY DIED ?

WE TOLD YOU THAT.

AND IT WASN'TA GOOD DEATH.

IT WAS,IT WAS A SAD DEATH.

IT WAS LIKE, A DEATHTHAT MADE PEOPLE SAD

DOES THAT MAKE SENSE ?

YYYYEAH.

OOOH !( applause )

LOOK, MR. EDWARD,CAN YOU JUST ASK KENNY

HOW WE CANGET HIM OUT PLEASE ?

DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY--

NOW KENNY IS TELLING METHAT YOU WERE HIS BEST FRIENDS

AND HE'S INA SAFE PLACE.

NO, NO, HE'S TRAPPEDIN CARTMAN'S BODY.

OH, THERE'SSOMEBODY WITH HIM.

WHO IS KYLE ?

I'M KYLE !

OH RIGHT... AND DIDAN OLDER WOMAN PASS.

SHE'S ASKING FOR KYLE,MAYBE A GRANDMA.

YEAH, MY GRANDMA--SHE'S HERE ?

SHE SAYS THERE'S SOMETHINGSHE ASKED YOU TO DO

AND YOU'RE NOT DOING IT.

SHE WANTS YOU TOLOOK FOR FOUR WHITE DOVES.

OH MY GOD !

NOW SHE'S SENDING MEA "P" WORD

MAYBE IT'S A"B" OR A "H"...

MY HARRYDIED LAST YEAR !

OH IT'S COMINGFROM OVER HERE !

I'M GETTING ALL KINDSOF VOICES TODAY, WOOO !

( laughter )

HEY, WAITA MINUTE, DUDE !

OKAY, NOW HARRY,HE'S TELLING ME--

OOH WELL, HE'S SAYING THATYOU TWO USED TO DO THINGS ?

AND THAT THOSETHINGS INVOLVED, STUFF ?

THE THINGSDID INVOLVE STUFF !

WOW-AOAO-OAO !( applause )

AW MAN !

I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOTFOOLED BY THAT ASSHOLE !

HE SEEMEDBETTER ON TV ?

YEAH, THEY MUST EDITTHE SHOWS DOWN ON TELEVISION

TO ONLY SHOW HIM GETTINGMOSTLY RIGHT ANSWERS !

GRANDMA IS WATCHING ME...ALWAYS WATCHING ME...

DUDE, YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT GUYTALKED TO YOUR GRANDMA DO YOU ?

AAGAHGH !!AGAHGAHGAGH !

ERIC ?

IT MUST BEHIS TIME !

I THINK IT'SRUNNING OUT !

WE'VE GOTNO CHOICE.

THE ONLY PEOPLE I KNOWWHO MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP ERIC

ARE MY PARENTS.

WE'LL HAVE TO TAKE THENEXT FLIGHT TO SCOTLAND !

OKAY, CHILDREN, THIS IS YOURFLIGHT BACK TO COLORADO.

YOUR PARENTS ARE MEETING YOUAT THE AIRPORT IN DENVER.

WE DON'T GETTO GO TO SCOTLAND ?

IT'S TOO FAR, AND YOURPARENTS WANT YOU BACK HOME.

OH WELL, GOOD LUCK GETTINGKENNY OUT OF YOU, FATSO.

THANKS, ASSHOLE.

COME ON, WE GOTTACATCH OUR PLANE !

YOU CHILDREN GET RIGHT ONTHAT PLANE NOW !

THIS IS A FINAL BOARDINGANNOUNCEMENT

FOR FLIGHT 342 TO DENVER.

THAT'S US, COME ON.

FOUR WHITE BIRDS !

HUH ?

THERE'S FOURWHITE BIRDS !

THIS IS WHATGRANDMA WANTS !

SHE WANTS METO ATTEND JEWLEEARD !

DUDE, YOU WERE GOING TO SEEFOUR WHITE BIRDS EVENTUALLY !

SO IS IT COINCIDENCE THATGRANDMA DID TALK TO ME

ABOUT ME GOING TOJEWLEEARD SOMEDAY ?

YES, NOW COME ON,OUR PLANE'S GONNA LEAVE.

I'M NOT GOING BACK.

WHAT !

Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALI HAVE TO JOIN JEWLEEARDAND MAKE GRANDMA PROUD !

TELL MY PARENTSI'LL CALL THEM.

KYLE !NO, KYLE !

AW CRAP !!