OKAY, PEOPLE, MOVE ALONG.
THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
WHAT'S THE TROUBLE ?WHERE'S THE BODY ?
BARBRADY, I JUST CAUGHTSOME GUY IN HERE
HAVING SEX WITH ONE OF MY CHICKENS.
OH.
MY GOD,THAT'S DISGUSTING.
WHOA, DUDE, HOW DO YOUHAVE SEX WITH A CHICKEN ?
BOYS, YOU MOVE ALONG.
THIS ISN'TFOR YOUNG EYES TO SEE.
DID YOU GET A GOOD LOOKAT THE SUSPECT ?
NO, I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.
IT JUST HAPPENED SO FAST.
WELL, THIS IS QUITEINTERESTING, HUH, GUYS ?
WE'RE GONNA GOGRAB SOME LUNCH
AND MAYBE GET SOME SHOTSOF THOSE TURTLES
DOWN AT THE POND.
AH, CAMEL POO !
HEY, WHAT'S THIS ?
IT LOOKS LIKE A NOTE.
GIVE ME THAT !THAT'S A CLUE
AND YOU'LL GET YOUR STINKING DNA ALL OVER IT.
WHAT DOES IT SAY ?
IT SAYS...
"SORRY I HAD SEXWITH THE CHICKEN.
I WON'T DO IT AGAIN,BYE, BYE."
WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT,CASE CLOSED.
DAMMIT, BARBRADY, WHATTHE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU ?
EVERY TIME SOMETHING HAPPENSIN THIS TOWN,
YOU SAY "NOTHING TO SEE HERE"AND "CASE CLOSED",
BUT WE WANT JUSTICE !
WE HAVE TO FIND THIS SICKO !
I SAID RETURN TO YOUR HOMES
BEFORE I STARTARRESTING PEOPLE !
FOR WHAT ?ORDERLY CONDUCT ?
HOW ABOUT FISHINGWITHOUT A LICENSE ?
I'M NOT FISHING.
WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS THEN ?
IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY,
I'LL BE FORCED TO EXECUTEEACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU
BY GUNSHOT TO THE HEAD.
THAT'S RIGHT,
RETURN TO YOUR SIMPLE LIVES.
JUST FORGETTHIS EVER HAPPENED.
FORGET,
FORGET.
WOW, BARBRADY SURE IS ACTING WEIRD.
YEAH, I WONDER WHAT'S WRONG.
Chicken Sex
Chickenlover s02e03
Officer Barbrady checks out the scene of the Chickenlover's first crime.

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