Thursday 02/26 10:30AM EST
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.
Thursday 02/26 6:30PM EST
In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents hire the owner of City Wok to build the Great Wall of South Park.
Thursday 02/26 7:00PM EST
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park flag enflames the entire town, including the children.
Friday 02/27 10:30AM EST
Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, "Kyle," who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends.
Friday 02/27 7:00PM EST
When Kyle's parents forbid him to see his favorite rock band in concert, Kyle accuses them of an unspeakable indiscretion.
Sunday 03/01 2:00PM EST
The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus. The boys see things differently.
Sunday 03/01 2:30PM EST
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.
Sunday 03/01 3:00PM EST
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.
Sunday 03/01 3:30PM EST
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.
Sunday 03/01 4:00PM EST
A 32-year-old man arrives in South Park claiming to be Stan from the future, and Cartman goes into the business of revenge.
Sunday 03/01 4:30PM EST
Fearing their new 4th grade teacher, the kids use Timmy's wheelchair to travel back in time to a happier, easier school year.
Sunday 03/01 5:00PM EST
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.
Sunday 03/01 5:30PM EST
Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.
Sunday 03/01 6:00PM EST
Cartman searches for the identity of his father.
Sunday 03/01 7:00PM EST
Cartman finds out the identity of his father.
Sunday 03/01 7:30PM EST
Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion.
Sunday 03/01 8:00PM EST
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.
Sunday 03/01 8:30PM EST
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.
Sunday 03/01 9:00PM EST
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.
Sunday 03/01 10:00PM EST
In this uncensored Director's Cut, the doors of the world's imagination are thrown wide open and the boys of South Park are transported to a magical realm in their greatest odyssey ever.
Monday 03/02 10:30AM EST
The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit.
Monday 03/02 11:00AM EST
Chef runs into some financial trouble and organizes a benefit concert with some of his very talented friends.
Monday 03/02 7:00PM EST
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.
Monday 03/02 7:30PM EST
When a famous psychic fails to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body, Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him.
Tuesday 03/03 12:30AM EST
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.
Tuesday 03/03 11:00AM EST
South Park citizens help the school nurse deal with a strange medical disorder.
Tuesday 03/03 7:00PM EST
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?
Wednesday 03/04 2:30AM EST
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.
Wednesday 03/04 3:00AM EST
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.
Wednesday 03/04 3:30AM EST
Butters is the victim of an unlikely bully.
Wednesday 03/04 11:00AM EST
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.
Wednesday 03/04 1:30PM EST
When Token is teased as the only rich kid in town, he lures others like himself to South Park and the town tries to drive them out.
Wednesday 03/04 2:00PM EST
With the help of Stan's grandfather, the kids summon the Grim Reaper.
Wednesday 03/04 2:30PM EST
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.
Wednesday 03/04 3:00PM EST
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.
Wednesday 03/04 3:30PM EST
The boys go to Arkansas for the "4 Million-Child Blow 2000!", the first world-wide recorder concert.
Wednesday 03/04 4:00PM EST
Ned and Jimbo's cable show goes head to head in a rating war with Jesus and Pals.
Wednesday 03/04 4:30PM EST
The boys go to a local restaurant known for great wings and hot girls, and Butters thinks he's found the girl of his dreams.
Wednesday 03/04 8:00PM EST
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.
Wednesday 03/04 8:30PM EST
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.
Wednesday 03/04 9:00PM EST
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.
Wednesday 03/04 9:30PM EST
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.
Thursday 03/05 10:30AM EST
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.
Thursday 03/05 11:00AM EST
The boys produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit TV station, and immediately get caught up in the intense competition for ratings.
Thursday 03/05 7:00PM EST
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.
Thursday 03/05 7:30PM EST
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's dad is on the case.
Friday 03/06 10:30AM EST
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.
Friday 03/06 7:00PM EST
Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park. He convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home.