Thursday 07/27 7:30PM EDT
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.
Thursday 07/27 8:00PM EDT
Stan is addicted to the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game.
Thursday 07/27 8:30PM EDT
A Terrance and Phillip special presentation: Not Without My Anus.
Friday 07/28 2:00AM EDT
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.
Friday 07/28 2:30AM EDT
Shelly babysits Cartman.
Friday 07/28 3:00AM EDT
The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit.
Friday 07/28 7:30PM EDT
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.
Friday 07/28 8:00PM EDT
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.
Friday 07/28 8:30PM EDT
Butters is sure he's seen a vampire, but no one will listen to him. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are frustrated when the other kids can't tell the difference between a Goth and a vampire.
Friday 07/28 9:00PM EDT
The boys produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit TV station, and immediately get caught up in the intense competition for ratings.
Friday 07/28 9:30PM EDT
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race and Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years.
Saturday 07/29 1:30AM EDT
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.
Saturday 07/29 2:00AM EDT
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.
Saturday 07/29 2:30AM EDT
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.
Saturday 07/29 3:00AM EDT
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's dad is on the case.
Saturday 07/29 3:30AM EDT
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.
Saturday 07/29 2:30PM EDT
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.
Saturday 07/29 3:00PM EDT
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.
Saturday 07/29 3:30PM EDT
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.
Saturday 07/29 4:00PM EDT
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.
Saturday 07/29 4:30PM EDT
All of the fourth grade girls idolize a rich, spoiled socialite. Disturbed by her corruptive influence, one of the town's citizens challenges her to a "whore-off."
Saturday 07/29 5:30PM EDT
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?
Sunday 07/30 1:30AM EDT
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.
Sunday 07/30 2:00AM EDT
The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus. The boys see things differently.
Sunday 07/30 2:30AM EDT
As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.
Sunday 07/30 3:00AM EDT
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.
Sunday 07/30 3:00PM EDT
Kenny ends up in the foster care system after his parents are arrested.
Monday 07/31 3:30AM EDT
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.
Monday 07/31 7:30PM EDT
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.
Monday 07/31 8:00PM EDT
Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the entire outcome of the Presidential election.
Monday 07/31 8:30PM EDT
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.
Tuesday 08/01 12:00AM EDT
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.
Tuesday 08/01 12:30AM EDT
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.
Tuesday 08/01 1:00AM EDT
A serious doping scandal shakes everyone's faith in a beloved icon. Everyone who once supported the fallen hero is now cutting off their symbolic yellow wristbands.
Tuesday 08/01 2:00AM EDT
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.
Tuesday 08/01 2:30AM EDT
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.
Tuesday 08/01 3:00AM EDT
The boys find a prehistoric relic that spawns a monster that threatens to destroy the world.
Tuesday 08/01 7:30PM EDT
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.
Tuesday 08/01 8:00PM EDT
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.
Tuesday 08/01 8:30PM EDT
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.
Wednesday 08/02 12:30AM EDT
The 99% is ganging up on Eric Cartman.
Wednesday 08/02 1:00AM EDT
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.
Wednesday 08/02 2:00AM EDT
The town of South Park is gentrifying and Kenny thinks it's time to get a job.
Wednesday 08/02 2:30AM EDT
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.
Wednesday 08/02 3:00AM EDT
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.
Wednesday 08/02 7:30PM EDT
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.
Wednesday 08/02 8:30PM EDT
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.
Wednesday 08/02 9:30PM EDT
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.
Wednesday 08/02 10:00PM EDT
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival.
Wednesday 08/02 10:30PM EDT
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.