Sunday 06/24 2:30AM EDT
In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents hire the owner of City Wok to build the Great Wall of South Park.
Sunday 06/24 3:00AM EDT
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.
Sunday 06/24 3:30AM EDT
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.
Monday 06/25 1:30AM EDT
Timmy's successful new car service makes him a lot of enemies.
Monday 06/25 2:00AM EDT
Mr. Garrison returns to teaching with a new assistant to replace Mr. Hat, and the boys are sent to the Death Camp of Tolerance.
Monday 06/25 2:30AM EDT
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.
Monday 06/25 3:00AM EDT
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.
Monday 06/25 3:30AM EDT
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.
Tuesday 06/26 12:00AM EDT
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival.
Tuesday 06/26 12:30AM EDT
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.
Tuesday 06/26 1:00AM EDT
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.
Tuesday 06/26 2:30AM EDT
When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there.
Tuesday 06/26 3:00AM EDT
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.
Tuesday 06/26 3:30AM EDT
Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.
Wednesday 06/27 12:00AM EDT
There are illegal goings-on in the basement of City Wok.
Wednesday 06/27 12:30AM EDT
Cartman has managed to work the benefits of stem cell research to his own advantage.
Wednesday 06/27 1:00AM EDT
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.
Wednesday 06/27 2:30AM EDT
The boys find out what it means to be circumcised and they try to save Ike from that fate.
Wednesday 06/27 3:00AM EDT
A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.
Wednesday 06/27 3:30AM EDT
Cartman wins the school's essay contest, and a celebrity comes to town.
Wednesday 06/27 4:00PM EDT
A 32-year-old man arrives in South Park claiming to be Stan from the future, and Cartman goes into the business of revenge.
Wednesday 06/27 4:30PM EDT
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.
Wednesday 06/27 5:00PM EDT
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.
Wednesday 06/27 6:00PM EDT
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.
Wednesday 06/27 6:00PM EDT
At the annual Halloween get together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes everyone in South Park.
Wednesday 06/27 7:00PM EDT
South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.
Wednesday 06/27 7:30PM EDT
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.
Wednesday 06/27 8:00PM EDT
Butters is sure he's seen a vampire, but no one will listen to him. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are frustrated when the other kids can't tell the difference between a Goth and a vampire.
Wednesday 06/27 8:30PM EDT
When Token is teased as the only rich kid in town, he lures others like himself to South Park and the town tries to drive them out.
Wednesday 06/27 9:00PM EDT
Stan is addicted to the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game.
Thursday 06/28 12:30AM EDT
The time has finally come for Cartman to let a special someone know exactly how he feels.
Thursday 06/28 1:00AM EDT
Cartman is the latest victim of Body Shaming.
Thursday 06/28 2:30AM EDT
The boys go to Arkansas for the "4 Million-Child Blow 2000!", the first world-wide recorder concert.
Thursday 06/28 3:00AM EDT
The boys' discovery of a man encased in ice threatens Stan and Kyle's friendship.
Thursday 06/28 3:30AM EDT
A Terrance and Phillip special presentation: Not Without My Anus.
Thursday 06/28 4:00AM EDT
The boys are being plagued by the fifth graders and Pirate Ghosts in this haunting Halloween episode. Special guest: Korn.
Friday 06/29 12:00AM EDT
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.
Friday 06/29 12:30AM EDT
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.
Friday 06/29 1:00AM EDT
After anti-smoking campaign representatives do their song and dance for South Park Elementary, the boys take up the nasty habit.
Friday 06/29 2:30AM EDT
Fearing their new 4th grade teacher, the kids use Timmy's wheelchair to travel back in time to a happier, easier school year.
Friday 06/29 3:00AM EDT
Jimmy’s integrity as a newsman runs smack into PC Principal’s ideology.
Friday 06/29 3:30AM EDT
PC Principal disappears with two of the 4th grade students.
Friday 06/29 4:00AM EDT
Kyle has chosen a dangerous alliance over his friendship with Stan.
Saturday 06/30 12:30AM EDT
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.
Saturday 06/30 1:00AM EDT
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.
Saturday 06/30 1:30AM EDT
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."
Saturday 06/30 2:00AM EDT
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.
Saturday 06/30 2:30AM EDT
Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer.
Saturday 06/30 3:00AM EDT
Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary.
Saturday 06/30 3:30AM EDT
Randy comes to grips with what it means to be white in today’s society.