Sunday 06/25 2:00AM EDT
Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.
Sunday 06/25 2:30AM EDT
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.
Sunday 06/25 3:00AM EDT
A 32-year-old man arrives in South Park claiming to be Stan from the future, and Cartman goes into the business of revenge.
Sunday 06/25 3:30AM EDT
After anti-smoking campaign representatives do their song and dance for South Park Elementary, the boys take up the nasty habit.
Monday 06/26 12:00AM EDT
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.
Monday 06/26 12:30AM EDT
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.
Monday 06/26 1:00AM EDT
Stan takes action to stop the Japanese from killing the world's whales and dolphins.
Monday 06/26 1:30AM EDT
Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary.
Monday 06/26 2:00AM EDT
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.
Monday 06/26 2:30AM EDT
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park flag enflames the entire town, including the children.
Monday 06/26 3:00AM EDT
The boys are being plagued by the fifth graders and Pirate Ghosts in this haunting Halloween episode. Special guest: Korn.
Monday 06/26 3:30AM EDT
Randy’s big plans for Halloween night keep Stan from trick or treating with his friends.
Monday 06/26 7:30PM EDT
Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team.
Monday 06/26 8:00PM EDT
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.
Monday 06/26 8:30PM EDT
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.
Tuesday 06/27 12:00AM EDT
Mr. Garrison is still on the campaign trail as the National Anthem gets a reboot by an American Icon.
Tuesday 06/27 12:30AM EDT
The boys decide they have to take down Cartman but meanwhile, Skank Hunt takes his reign of terror global.
Tuesday 06/27 1:00AM EDT
Gerald is thrilled with the media attention as he continues to troll everyone and anyone.
Tuesday 06/27 2:00AM EDT
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.
Tuesday 06/27 2:30AM EDT
Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard.
Tuesday 06/27 3:00AM EDT
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.
Tuesday 06/27 7:30PM EDT
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.
Tuesday 06/27 8:00PM EDT
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.
Tuesday 06/27 8:30PM EDT
Randy is harboring a giant secret and the pressure is getting to him. Meanwhile, Cartman calls Stan a cissy.
Wednesday 06/28 12:30AM EDT
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.
Wednesday 06/28 1:00AM EDT
Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer.
Wednesday 06/28 2:00AM EDT
Shelly babysits Cartman.
Wednesday 06/28 2:30AM EDT
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.
Wednesday 06/28 3:00AM EDT
As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.
Wednesday 06/28 7:30PM EDT
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."
Wednesday 06/28 8:00PM EDT
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.
Wednesday 06/28 8:30PM EDT
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.
Wednesday 06/28 9:30PM EDT
There are illegal goings-on in the basement of City Wok.
Wednesday 06/28 10:00PM EDT
The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school.
Wednesday 06/28 10:30PM EDT
PC Principal tries one more time to make peace between the boys and the girls. Meanwhile Gerald comes face-to-face with the Troll Hunter.
Thursday 06/29 12:00AM EDT
Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the entire outcome of the Presidential election.
Thursday 06/29 12:30AM EDT
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.
Thursday 06/29 1:00AM EDT
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival.
Thursday 06/29 2:00AM EDT
All of the fourth grade girls idolize a rich, spoiled socialite. Disturbed by her corruptive influence, one of the town's citizens challenges her to a "whore-off."
Thursday 06/29 2:30AM EDT
The boys' fun-filled day at the water park is about to turn deadly.
Thursday 06/29 3:00AM EDT
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.
Thursday 06/29 7:30PM EDT
A serious doping scandal shakes everyone's faith in a beloved icon. Everyone who once supported the fallen hero is now cutting off their symbolic yellow wristbands.
Thursday 06/29 8:00PM EDT
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.
Thursday 06/29 8:30PM EDT
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.
Friday 06/30 2:00AM EDT
Cartman has managed to work the benefits of stem cell research to his own advantage.
Friday 06/30 2:30AM EDT
When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there.
Friday 06/30 3:00AM EDT
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race and Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years.
Friday 06/30 7:30PM EDT
Cartman launches his own gem shopping channel.
Friday 06/30 8:00PM EDT
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.
Friday 06/30 8:30PM EDT
The boys band together to stand up for their rights.