Thursday 03/26 10:30AM EDT
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.
Thursday 03/26 11:00AM EDT
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.
Thursday 03/26 7:00PM EDT
Kenny ends up in the foster care system after his parents are arrested.
Thursday 03/26 7:30PM EDT
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.
Friday 03/27 10:00AM EDT
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.
Friday 03/27 10:30AM EDT
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.
Friday 03/27 3:30PM EDT
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.
Friday 03/27 4:30PM EDT
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.
Friday 03/27 7:00PM EDT
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.
Friday 03/27 10:00PM EDT
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.
Friday 03/27 10:30PM EDT
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.
Saturday 03/28 8:30AM EDT
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.
Monday 03/30 7:00PM EDT
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.
Wednesday 04/01 12:30PM EDT
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.
Wednesday 04/01 1:00PM EDT
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.
Wednesday 04/01 1:30PM EDT
Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team.
Wednesday 04/01 2:00PM EDT
Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park. He convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home.
Wednesday 04/01 2:30PM EDT
Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, "Kyle," who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends.
Wednesday 04/01 3:30PM EDT
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.
Wednesday 04/01 8:00PM EDT
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.
Wednesday 04/01 8:30PM EDT
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."
Wednesday 04/01 9:00PM EDT
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.
Wednesday 04/01 9:30PM EDT
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.
Thursday 04/02 3:00AM EDT
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.
Thursday 04/02 3:30AM EDT
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.
Thursday 04/02 4:00AM EDT
It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.
Thursday 04/02 3:00PM EDT
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.
Thursday 04/02 3:30PM EDT
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.
Thursday 04/02 7:00PM EDT
The boys name their new start-up company, The Washington Redskins.
Friday 04/03 2:30PM EDT
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.
Friday 04/03 3:00PM EDT
Cartman wins the school's essay contest, and a celebrity comes to town.
Friday 04/03 3:30PM EDT
Stan's dog explores his sexuality.
Friday 04/03 4:00PM EDT
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.
Friday 04/03 4:30PM EDT
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.
Friday 04/03 7:00PM EDT
Butters is the victim of an unlikely bully.
Friday 04/03 10:00PM EDT
Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer.
Friday 04/03 10:30PM EDT
Cartman inherits one million dollars.
Saturday 04/04 4:00PM EDT
Timmy's successful new car service makes him a lot of enemies.
Saturday 04/04 4:30PM EDT
Stan takes action to stop the Japanese from killing the world's whales and dolphins.
Saturday 04/04 5:00PM EDT
Butters is convinced he's living in a virtual reality.
Saturday 04/04 5:30PM EDT
South Park goes gluten free.
Saturday 04/04 6:00PM EDT
The 99% is ganging up on Eric Cartman.
Saturday 04/04 6:30PM EDT
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.
Saturday 04/04 7:00PM EDT
The boys build rival clubhouses and Stan is psyched to have Wendy visit for a game of Truth or Dare.
Saturday 04/04 7:30PM EDT
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.
Saturday 04/04 8:00PM EDT
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.
Saturday 04/04 8:30PM EDT
The town's big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy when Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature lurking in the woods.
Saturday 04/04 9:00PM EDT
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.
Saturday 04/04 10:30PM EDT
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.