Monday 09/25 6:30PM EDT
Fearing their new 4th grade teacher, the kids use Timmy's wheelchair to travel back in time to a happier, easier school year.
Monday 09/25 7:00PM EDT
A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.
Monday 09/25 7:30PM EDT
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.
Monday 09/25 8:00PM EDT
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.
Monday 09/25 8:30PM EDT
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.
Monday 09/25 9:00PM EDT
The time has finally come for Cartman to let a special someone know exactly how he feels.
Monday 09/25 9:30PM EDT
When Kyle chooses to invite Butters over Cartman on a birthday trip, Cartman arranges to have Butters go conveniently "missing."
Monday 09/25 10:00PM EDT
Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer.
Tuesday 09/26 12:00AM EDT
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.
Tuesday 09/26 12:30AM EDT
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.
Wednesday 09/27 6:30PM EDT
When Kyle's parents forbid him to see his favorite rock band in concert, Kyle accuses them of an unspeakable indiscretion.
Wednesday 09/27 7:00PM EDT
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.
Wednesday 09/27 7:30PM EDT
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.
Wednesday 09/27 8:30PM EDT
The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno.
Wednesday 09/27 9:00PM EDT
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.
Saturday 09/30 2:00AM EDT
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.
Saturday 09/30 2:30AM EDT
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.
Saturday 09/30 3:00AM EDT
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.
Saturday 09/30 4:30PM EDT
Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.
Sunday 10/01 1:30AM EDT
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.
Sunday 10/01 2:00AM EDT
It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.
Sunday 10/01 2:30AM EDT
Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary.
Sunday 10/01 3:00AM EDT
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.
Monday 10/02 2:30AM EDT
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.
Monday 10/02 3:00AM EDT
The boys' discovery of a man encased in ice threatens Stan and Kyle's friendship.
Monday 10/02 6:30PM EDT
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.
Monday 10/02 7:00PM EDT
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park flag enflames the entire town, including the children.
Monday 10/02 7:30PM EDT
Timmy's successful new car service makes him a lot of enemies.
Monday 10/02 8:00PM EDT
Butters is convinced he's living in a virtual reality.
Monday 10/02 8:30PM EDT
South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.
Monday 10/02 9:00PM EDT
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.
Monday 10/02 9:30PM EDT
The entire town of South Park turns out for the annual reenactment of a Civil War battle.
Monday 10/02 10:00PM EDT
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.
Monday 10/02 10:30PM EDT
The Asian girls in school are drawing dreamy pictures of Tweek and Craig.
Tuesday 10/03 12:00AM EDT
Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team.
Tuesday 10/03 12:30AM EDT
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.
Wednesday 10/04 6:30PM EDT
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.
Wednesday 10/04 7:30PM EDT
Cartman is the latest victim of Body Shaming.
Wednesday 10/04 8:00PM EDT
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.
Wednesday 10/04 8:30PM EDT
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.