Friday 05/27 7:00PM EDT
Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is discovered to be the perfect donor. Cartman offers his kidney to Kyle -- for the price of 10 million dollars.
Friday 05/27 7:30PM EDT
Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team.
Friday 05/27 8:00PM EDT
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.
Friday 05/27 8:30PM EDT
South Park citizens help the school nurse deal with a strange medical disorder.
Friday 05/27 9:00PM EDT
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.
Friday 05/27 9:30PM EDT
The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates all the boys' looks. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results.
Friday 05/27 10:00PM EDT
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.
Friday 05/27 10:30PM EDT
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.
Saturday 05/28 8:30AM EDT
Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the entire outcome of the Presidential election.
Tuesday 05/31 12:30AM EDT
A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.
Tuesday 05/31 1:00AM EDT
Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving.
Wednesday 06/01 12:30PM EDT
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.
Wednesday 06/01 1:00PM EDT
The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school.
Wednesday 06/01 1:30PM EDT
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.
Wednesday 06/01 2:00PM EDT
A 32-year-old man arrives in South Park claiming to be Stan from the future, and Cartman goes into the business of revenge.
Wednesday 06/01 2:30PM EDT
The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.
Wednesday 06/01 3:30PM EDT
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.
Wednesday 06/01 4:00PM EDT
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.
Wednesday 06/01 4:30PM EDT
Cartman has managed to work the benefits of stem cell research to his own advantage.
Wednesday 06/01 5:00PM EDT
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.
Wednesday 06/01 8:00PM EDT
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.
Wednesday 06/01 8:30PM EDT
Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, "Kyle," who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends.
Wednesday 06/01 9:00PM EDT
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.
Wednesday 06/01 9:30PM EDT
Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion.
Wednesday 06/01 10:00PM EDT
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.
Wednesday 06/01 10:30PM EDT
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.
Thursday 06/02 12:30AM EDT
Starvin' Marvin returns to South Park with an alien spaceship and enlists the boys' help to find a new home for his starving people.
Thursday 06/02 1:00AM EDT
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.
Thursday 06/02 4:00AM EDT
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.
Friday 06/03 7:30PM EDT
The boys find out what it means to be circumcised and they try to save Ike from that fate.
Friday 06/03 8:00PM EDT
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.
Saturday 06/04 8:30AM EDT
When one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom, an unspeakable tragedy occurs.
Saturday 06/04 9:00AM EDT
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.
Saturday 06/04 9:30AM EDT
The boys' discovery of a man encased in ice threatens Stan and Kyle's friendship.
Sunday 06/05 12:00PM EDT
Chef runs into some financial trouble and organizes a benefit concert with some of his very talented friends.
Sunday 06/05 1:00PM EDT
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race and Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years.
Sunday 06/05 1:30PM EDT
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.
Sunday 06/05 2:00PM EDT
Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to treat his testicular cancer.
Sunday 06/05 2:30PM EDT
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.
Sunday 06/05 3:00PM EDT
When Token is teased as the only rich kid in town, he lures others like himself to South Park and the town tries to drive them out.
Sunday 06/05 3:30PM EDT
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.
Sunday 06/05 4:00PM EDT
Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.
Sunday 06/05 4:30PM EDT
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.
Sunday 06/05 5:00PM EDT
Butters is the victim of an unlikely bully.
Sunday 06/05 5:30PM EDT
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.
Sunday 06/05 6:00PM EDT
The 99% is ganging up on Eric Cartman.
Sunday 06/05 6:30PM EDT
With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.
Sunday 06/05 7:30PM EDT
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.
Sunday 06/05 8:00PM EDT
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.
Sunday 06/05 8:30PM EDT
Cartman signs up for a home security system.