Sunday 08/30 4:00AM EDT
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.
Sunday 08/30 8:30AM EDT
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.
Sunday 08/30 9:00AM EDT
Cartman's family and friends intervene and send him to Fat Camp. Meanwhile, Kenny's unique talents get him his own TV show.
Sunday 08/30 10:00AM EDT
The boys go to Arkansas for the "4 Million-Child Blow 2000!", the first world-wide recorder concert.
Sunday 08/30 10:30AM EDT
It's rodeo time in South Park and Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny compete in the bull-riding event.
Monday 08/31 5:30PM EDT
It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.
Monday 08/31 6:30PM EDT
Randy is harboring a giant secret and the pressure is getting to him. Meanwhile, Cartman calls Stan a cissy.
Monday 08/31 7:00PM EDT
Cartman searches for the identity of his father.
Monday 08/31 7:30PM EDT
Cartman finds out the identity of his father.
Monday 08/31 8:00PM EDT
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.
Monday 08/31 8:30PM EDT
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.
Monday 08/31 9:00PM EDT
It is time for Butters to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors.
Monday 08/31 9:30PM EDT
The time has finally come for Cartman to let a special someone know exactly how he feels.
Tuesday 09/01 1:00AM EDT
When Kyle chooses to invite Butters over Cartman on a birthday trip, Cartman arranges to have Butters go conveniently "missing."
Tuesday 09/01 1:30AM EDT
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.
Tuesday 09/01 2:00AM EDT
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.
Tuesday 09/01 2:30AM EDT
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.
Tuesday 09/01 3:00AM EDT
After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical, he becomes Broadway's biggest fan.
Tuesday 09/01 3:30AM EDT
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.
Tuesday 09/01 4:00AM EDT
The boys' fun-filled day at the water park is about to turn deadly.
Wednesday 09/02 11:30AM EDT
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.
Wednesday 09/02 12:00PM EDT
The boys' discovery of a man encased in ice threatens Stan and Kyle's friendship.
Wednesday 09/02 12:30PM EDT
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.
Wednesday 09/02 1:00PM EDT
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.
Wednesday 09/02 1:30PM EDT
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."
Wednesday 09/02 2:00PM EDT
When Kyle's parents forbid him to see his favorite rock band in concert, Kyle accuses them of an unspeakable indiscretion.
Wednesday 09/02 2:30PM EDT
Butters is sure he's seen a vampire, but no one will listen to him. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are frustrated when the other kids can't tell the difference between a Goth and a vampire.
Wednesday 09/02 3:00PM EDT
Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.
Wednesday 09/02 6:30PM EDT
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.
Wednesday 09/02 7:00PM EDT
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.
Wednesday 09/02 7:30PM EDT
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.
Wednesday 09/02 8:00PM EDT
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.
Wednesday 09/02 8:30PM EDT
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.
Wednesday 09/02 9:00PM EDT
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.
Wednesday 09/02 9:30PM EDT
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.
Wednesday 09/02 10:30PM EDT
Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to treat his testicular cancer.
Thursday 09/03 5:30PM EDT
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.
Thursday 09/03 6:30PM EDT
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.
Thursday 09/03 7:00PM EDT
The boys fight back against the loud and obnoxious Motorcycle Riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.
Thursday 09/03 7:30PM EDT
The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus. The boys see things differently.
Friday 09/04 9:00AM EDT
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival.
Friday 09/04 2:00PM EDT
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.
Friday 09/04 2:30PM EDT
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.
Friday 09/04 3:00PM EDT
When Kyle begs Stan to "friend" him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.
Friday 09/04 3:30PM EDT
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.
Friday 09/04 4:00PM EDT
Chef runs into some financial trouble and organizes a benefit concert with some of his very talented friends.
Friday 09/04 10:00PM EDT
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.
Friday 09/04 10:30PM EDT
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.
Sunday 09/06 8:30AM EDT
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.
Monday 09/07 2:00PM EDT
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.