Monday 02/18 11:30PM EST
Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates. Stan is about to be exposed as the source of the illegal drugs.
Tuesday 02/19 12:00AM EST
At the annual Halloween get together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes everyone in South Park.
Tuesday 02/19 12:30AM EST
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.
Tuesday 02/19 1:00AM EST
Randy is harboring a giant secret and the pressure is getting to him. Meanwhile, Cartman calls Stan a cissy.
Tuesday 02/19 2:30AM EST
Giant Douche wants out of the Presidential race.
Tuesday 02/19 3:00AM EST
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.
Tuesday 02/19 3:30AM EST
Butters is sure he's seen a vampire, but no one will listen to him. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are frustrated when the other kids can't tell the difference between a Goth and a vampire.
Tuesday 02/19 4:00AM EST
One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.
Tuesday 02/19 4:30AM EST
Cartman becomes a really nice guy and Stan is suspicious of his new pet fish.
Wednesday 02/20 12:00AM EST
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.
Wednesday 02/20 12:30AM EST
Butters is convinced he's living in a virtual reality.
Wednesday 02/20 1:00AM EST
Timmy's successful new car service makes him a lot of enemies.
Wednesday 02/20 2:30AM EST
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.
Wednesday 02/20 3:00AM EST
When one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom, an unspeakable tragedy occurs.
Wednesday 02/20 3:30AM EST
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.
Wednesday 02/20 4:00AM EST
Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard.
Wednesday 02/20 4:30AM EST
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.
Wednesday 02/20 9:00AM EST
The boys are assigned a group project and end up working with a nervous geeky kid named Tweek.
Wednesday 02/20 9:30AM EST
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.
Wednesday 02/20 10:00AM EST
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.
Wednesday 02/20 11:00AM EST
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.
Wednesday 02/20 11:30AM EST
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.
Wednesday 02/20 12:00PM EST
In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents hire the owner of City Wok to build the Great Wall of South Park.
Wednesday 02/20 12:30PM EST
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.
Wednesday 02/20 1:00PM EST
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.
Wednesday 02/20 1:30PM EST
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.
Wednesday 02/20 2:00PM EST
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.
Wednesday 02/20 2:30PM EST
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.
Wednesday 02/20 3:00PM EST
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.
Wednesday 02/20 3:30PM EST
Cartman has managed to work the benefits of stem cell research to his own advantage.
Wednesday 02/20 4:30PM EST
The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school.
Wednesday 02/20 5:30PM EST
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.
Wednesday 02/20 6:00PM EST
Mr. Garrison is still on the campaign trail as the National Anthem gets a reboot by an American Icon.
Wednesday 02/20 6:30PM EST
The boys decide they have to take down Cartman but meanwhile, Skank Hunt takes his reign of terror global.
Wednesday 02/20 7:00PM EST
Gerald is thrilled with the media attention as he continues to troll everyone and anyone.
Wednesday 02/20 7:30PM EST
The boys band together to stand up for their rights.
Wednesday 02/20 8:00PM EST
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.
Wednesday 02/20 8:30PM EST
South Park goes gluten free.
Wednesday 02/20 9:00PM EST
Cartman considers himself the top on-line restaurant reviewer in South Park.
Wednesday 02/20 9:30PM EST
Garrison wants to build a wall to keep out all of the undocumented immigrants.
Wednesday 02/20 10:00PM EST
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.
Wednesday 02/20 10:30PM EST
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.
Thursday 02/21 12:00AM EST
The boys name their new start-up company, The Washington Redskins.
Thursday 02/21 12:30AM EST
There are illegal goings-on in the basement of City Wok.
Thursday 02/21 1:00AM EST
Cartman and Butters get their hands on a drone and take it for a spin around the neighborhood.
Thursday 02/21 2:30AM EST
Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the entire outcome of the Presidential election.
Thursday 02/21 3:00AM EST
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.
Thursday 02/21 3:30AM EST
Cartman inherits one million dollars.
Thursday 02/21 4:00AM EST
When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there.
Thursday 02/21 4:30AM EST
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.