Sunday 02/25 5:00PM EST
Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team.
Sunday 02/25 5:30PM EST
The boys compete against a couple of home schooled kids in South Park's annual spelling bee.
Sunday 02/25 6:00PM EST
North Korea takes aim at South Park.
Sunday 02/25 7:00PM EST
Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is discovered to be the perfect donor. Cartman offers his kidney to Kyle -- for the price of 10 million dollars.
Sunday 02/25 7:30PM EST
Kenny ends up in the foster care system after his parents are arrested.
Sunday 02/25 8:00PM EST
The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates all the boys' looks. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results.
Sunday 02/25 8:30PM EST
Timmy's successful new car service makes him a lot of enemies.
Sunday 02/25 9:30PM EST
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.
Sunday 02/25 10:00PM EST
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.
Sunday 02/25 10:30PM EST
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.
Sunday 02/25 11:00PM EST
Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.
Sunday 02/25 11:30PM EST
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.
Tuesday 02/27 1:00AM EST
Mr. Garrison is still on the campaign trail as the National Anthem gets a reboot by an American Icon.
Wednesday 02/28 12:00AM EST
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.
Wednesday 02/28 12:30AM EST
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.
Wednesday 02/28 1:00AM EST
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.
Wednesday 02/28 2:30AM EST
The boys decide they have to take down Cartman but meanwhile, Skank Hunt takes his reign of terror global.
Wednesday 02/28 3:00AM EST
Gerald is thrilled with the media attention as he continues to troll everyone and anyone.
Wednesday 02/28 3:30AM EST
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.
Wednesday 02/28 4:00AM EST
Ned and Jimbo's cable show goes head to head in a rating war with Jesus and Pals.
Wednesday 02/28 4:30PM EST
Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the entire outcome of the Presidential election.
Wednesday 02/28 5:00PM EST
The boys band together to stand up for their rights.
Wednesday 02/28 5:30PM EST
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.
Wednesday 02/28 6:00PM EST
A serious doping scandal shakes everyone's faith in a beloved icon. Everyone who once supported the fallen hero is now cutting off their symbolic yellow wristbands.
Wednesday 02/28 7:00PM EST
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.
Wednesday 02/28 7:30PM EST
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.
Wednesday 02/28 8:00PM EST
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.
Wednesday 02/28 8:30PM EST
Stan is addicted to the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game.
Wednesday 02/28 9:30PM EST
A Terrance and Phillip special presentation: Not Without My Anus.
Wednesday 02/28 10:30PM EST
When Kyle begs Stan to "friend" him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.
Thursday 03/01 12:00AM EST
It is time for Butters to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors.
Thursday 03/01 12:30AM EST
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.
Thursday 03/01 1:00AM EST
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.
Thursday 03/01 2:30AM EST
Giant Douche wants out of the Presidential race.
Thursday 03/01 3:00AM EST
It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.
Thursday 03/01 3:30AM EST
Randy’s big plans for Halloween night keep Stan from trick or treating with his friends.
Thursday 03/01 4:00AM EST
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.
Friday 03/02 12:00AM EST
Jimmy’s integrity as a newsman runs smack into PC Principal’s ideology.
Friday 03/02 12:30AM EST
PC Principal disappears with two of the 4th grade students.
Friday 03/02 1:00AM EST
Kyle has chosen a dangerous alliance over his friendship with Stan.
Sunday 03/04 6:00PM EST
Stan and Kyle are hooked on Guitar Hero. But Stan's superior skills on the video game damage his friendship with Kyle.
Sunday 03/04 7:00PM EST
Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to treat his testicular cancer.
Sunday 03/04 7:30PM EST
One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the Internet is gone. After hearing rumors of "Internet" in California, Randy packs up the family and heads out west.
Sunday 03/04 8:00PM EST
Randy is harboring a giant secret and the pressure is getting to him. Meanwhile, Cartman calls Stan a cissy.
Sunday 03/04 8:30PM EST
Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.
Sunday 03/04 9:00PM EST
Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving.
Sunday 03/04 9:30PM EST
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.
Sunday 03/04 10:00PM EST
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.
Sunday 03/04 10:30PM EST
After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical, he becomes Broadway's biggest fan.
Sunday 03/04 11:00PM EST
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are caught up in the latest fad from Japan, Chinpoko Mon.