Sunday 05/24 8:30AM EDT
Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination, which conflicts with Cartman's birthday party.
Sunday 05/24 9:00AM EDT
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.
Sunday 05/24 9:30AM EDT
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.
Monday 05/25 7:00PM EDT
The entire town of South Park turns out for the annual reenactment of a Civil War battle.
Monday 05/25 7:30PM EDT
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.
Monday 05/25 8:00PM EDT
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.
Monday 05/25 8:30PM EDT
In this uncensored Director's Cut, the doors of the world's imagination are thrown wide open and the boys of South Park are transported to a magical realm in their greatest odyssey ever.
Tuesday 05/26 12:30AM EDT
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.
Wednesday 05/27 12:00PM EDT
Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer.
Wednesday 05/27 12:30PM EDT
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.
Wednesday 05/27 1:00PM EDT
When a Mormon kid moves to South Park, Stan has to kick his ass, while the rest of the town are fascinated and become Mormons.
Wednesday 05/27 1:30PM EDT
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.
Wednesday 05/27 2:00PM EDT
With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.
Wednesday 05/27 2:30PM EDT
Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to treat his testicular cancer.
Wednesday 05/27 3:00PM EDT
The boys fight back against the loud and obnoxious Motorcycle Riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.
Wednesday 05/27 7:30PM EDT
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.
Wednesday 05/27 8:00PM EDT
Butters is convinced he's living in a virtual reality.
Wednesday 05/27 8:30PM EDT
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.
Wednesday 05/27 9:00PM EDT
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.
Wednesday 05/27 9:30PM EDT
After the sudden onset of the disease Gingervitis, Cartman rallies all the other ginger kids to rise up and assume their role as the master race.
Wednesday 05/27 10:00PM EDT
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.
Thursday 05/28 2:30AM EDT
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.
Thursday 05/28 3:00AM EDT
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.
Thursday 05/28 3:30AM EDT
While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new president-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely.
Thursday 05/28 4:00AM EDT
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.
Thursday 05/28 8:00PM EDT
A serious doping scandal shakes everyone's faith in a beloved icon. Everyone who once supported the fallen hero is now cutting off their symbolic yellow wristbands.
Thursday 05/28 8:30PM EDT
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival.
Friday 05/29 3:00PM EDT
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.
Friday 05/29 3:30PM EDT
Stan is addicted to the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game.
Friday 05/29 4:00PM EDT
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.
Friday 05/29 10:00PM EDT
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.
Friday 05/29 10:30PM EDT
The boys name their new start-up company, The Washington Redskins.
Saturday 05/30 8:30AM EDT
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.
Monday 06/01 7:00PM EDT
The boys are strangely drawn to the new planetarium, and Cartman tries to win the lead in the Broadway production of Les Miserables.
Monday 06/01 7:30PM EDT
Kenny ends up in the foster care system after his parents are arrested.
Monday 06/01 8:00PM EDT
Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team.
Monday 06/01 8:30PM EDT
The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno.
Monday 06/01 9:00PM EDT
Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.
Monday 06/01 9:30PM EDT
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.
Tuesday 06/02 12:30AM EDT
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.