Tuesday 07/22 6:00PM EDT
When a Mormon kid moves to South Park, Stan has to kick his ass, while the rest of the town are fascinated and become Mormons.
Wednesday 07/23 4:00AM EDT
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.
Wednesday 07/23 12:00PM EDT
Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.
Wednesday 07/23 12:30PM EDT
Shelly babysits Cartman.
Wednesday 07/23 1:00PM EDT
A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.
Wednesday 07/23 1:30PM EDT
As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.
Wednesday 07/23 2:00PM EDT
The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit.
Wednesday 07/23 2:30PM EDT
Cartman's family and friends intervene and send him to Fat Camp. Meanwhile, Kenny's unique talents get him his own TV show.
Wednesday 07/23 3:00PM EDT
When Token is teased as the only rich kid in town, he lures others like himself to South Park and the town tries to drive them out.
Wednesday 07/23 3:30PM EDT
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.
Wednesday 07/23 4:00PM EDT
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.
Wednesday 07/23 4:30PM EDT
The boys go to a local restaurant known for great wings and hot girls, and Butters thinks he's found the girl of his dreams.
Wednesday 07/23 6:00PM EDT
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.
Wednesday 07/23 9:00PM EDT
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.
Wednesday 07/23 9:30PM EDT
The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno.
Wednesday 07/23 10:00PM EDT
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.
Wednesday 07/23 10:30PM EDT
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.
Thursday 07/24 10:30AM EDT
Chef runs into some financial trouble and organizes a benefit concert with some of his very talented friends.
Thursday 07/24 6:00PM EDT
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.
Friday 07/25 10:30AM EDT
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.
Friday 07/25 6:00PM EDT
Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park. He convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home.
Friday 07/25 11:00PM EDT
Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.
Friday 07/25 11:30PM EDT
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.
Saturday 07/26 6:30PM EDT
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.
Saturday 07/26 7:00PM EDT
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.
Saturday 07/26 7:30PM EDT
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.
Saturday 07/26 8:00PM EDT
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.
Saturday 07/26 8:30PM EDT
Butters is sure he's seen a vampire, but no one will listen to him. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are frustrated when the other kids can't tell the difference between a Goth and a vampire.
Sunday 07/27 2:00AM EDT
Cartman launches his own gem shopping channel.
Sunday 07/27 2:30AM EDT
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.
Sunday 07/27 3:00AM EDT
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.
Sunday 07/27 3:30AM EDT
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.
Sunday 07/27 4:00AM EDT
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.
Monday 07/28 10:30AM EDT
Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion.
Monday 07/28 11:00AM EDT
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.
Monday 07/28 6:00PM EDT
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.
Monday 07/28 9:00PM EDT
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.
Monday 07/28 9:30PM EDT
When one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom, an unspeakable tragedy occurs.
Monday 07/28 10:00PM EDT
Randy’s big plans for Halloween night keep Stan from trick or treating with his friends.
Monday 07/28 10:30PM EDT
The time has finally come for Cartman to let a special someone know exactly how he feels.
Tuesday 07/29 12:30AM EDT
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.
Tuesday 07/29 6:00PM EDT
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.
Wednesday 07/30 3:00AM EDT
Stan takes action to stop the Japanese from killing the world's whales and dolphins.
Wednesday 07/30 3:30AM EDT
The boys' fun-filled day at the water park is about to turn deadly.
Wednesday 07/30 4:00AM EDT
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.
Wednesday 07/30 1:00PM EDT
The boys' hunting trip is threatened by activity from a nearby volcano and a mysterious creature.
Wednesday 07/30 1:30PM EDT
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.
Wednesday 07/30 2:00PM EDT
The boys are strangely drawn to the new planetarium, and Cartman tries to win the lead in the Broadway production of Les Miserables.
Wednesday 07/30 2:30PM EDT
The entire town of South Park turns out for the annual reenactment of a Civil War battle.
Wednesday 07/30 3:00PM EDT
Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard.