In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents hire the owner of City Wok to build the Great Wall of South Park.
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.
Timmy's successful new car service makes him a lot of enemies.
Mr. Garrison returns to teaching with a new assistant to replace Mr. Hat, and the boys are sent to the Death Camp of Tolerance.
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival.
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.
When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there.
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.
Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.
There are illegal goings-on in the basement of City Wok.
Cartman has managed to work the benefits of stem cell research to his own advantage.
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.
The boys find out what it means to be circumcised and they try to save Ike from that fate.
A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.
Cartman wins the school's essay contest, and a celebrity comes to town.
A 32-year-old man arrives in South Park claiming to be Stan from the future, and Cartman goes into the business of revenge.
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.
At the annual Halloween get together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes everyone in South Park.
South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.
Butters is sure he's seen a vampire, but no one will listen to him. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are frustrated when the other kids can't tell the difference between a Goth and a vampire.
When Token is teased as the only rich kid in town, he lures others like himself to South Park and the town tries to drive them out.
Stan is addicted to the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game.
The time has finally come for Cartman to let a special someone know exactly how he feels.
Cartman is the latest victim of Body Shaming.
The boys go to Arkansas for the "4 Million-Child Blow 2000!", the first world-wide recorder concert.
The boys' discovery of a man encased in ice threatens Stan and Kyle's friendship.
A Terrance and Phillip special presentation: Not Without My Anus.
The boys are being plagued by the fifth graders and Pirate Ghosts in this haunting Halloween episode. Special guest: Korn.
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.
After anti-smoking campaign representatives do their song and dance for South Park Elementary, the boys take up the nasty habit.
Fearing their new 4th grade teacher, the kids use Timmy's wheelchair to travel back in time to a happier, easier school year.
Jimmy’s integrity as a newsman runs smack into PC Principal’s ideology.
PC Principal disappears with two of the 4th grade students.
Kyle has chosen a dangerous alliance over his friendship with Stan.
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.
Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer.
Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary.
Randy comes to grips with what it means to be white in today’s society.
