Wednesday 02/22 11:30AM EST
It's rodeo time in South Park and Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny compete in the bull-riding event.
Wednesday 02/22 12:00PM EST
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.
Wednesday 02/22 12:30PM EST
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.
Wednesday 02/22 1:00PM EST
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.
Wednesday 02/22 1:30PM EST
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.
Wednesday 02/22 2:00PM EST
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.
Wednesday 02/22 3:00PM EST
Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park. He convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home.
Wednesday 02/22 3:30PM EST
The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates all the boys' looks. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results.
Wednesday 02/22 4:30PM EST
Timmy's successful new car service makes him a lot of enemies.
Wednesday 02/22 5:00PM EST
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.
Wednesday 02/22 5:30PM EST
Butters is the victim of an unlikely bully.
Wednesday 02/22 8:00PM EST
When a Mormon kid moves to South Park, Stan has to kick his ass, while the rest of the town are fascinated and become Mormons.
Wednesday 02/22 8:30PM EST
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.
Wednesday 02/22 9:30PM EST
One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the Internet is gone. After hearing rumors of "Internet" in California, Randy packs up the family and heads out west.
Thursday 02/23 2:00AM EST
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's dad is on the case.
Thursday 02/23 2:30AM EST
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.
Thursday 02/23 4:30PM EST
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.
Thursday 02/23 5:00PM EST
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.
Thursday 02/23 5:30PM EST
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.
Friday 02/24 2:00AM EST
The boys go to Arkansas for the "4 Million-Child Blow 2000!", the first world-wide recorder concert.
Friday 02/24 2:30AM EST
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.
Friday 02/24 4:30PM EST
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.
Friday 02/24 5:00PM EST
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.
Friday 02/24 5:30PM EST
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.
Friday 02/24 8:00PM EST
When a famous psychic fails to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body, Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him.
Friday 02/24 8:30PM EST
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.
Saturday 02/25 6:00PM EST
Chef runs into some financial trouble and organizes a benefit concert with some of his very talented friends.
Saturday 02/25 6:00PM EST
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.
Saturday 02/25 7:00PM EST
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.
Saturday 02/25 7:30PM EST
Satan and the residents of Hell rise up on Halloween for the most raging costume party ever. The antics of the most notorious serial killers of all time threaten Satan's fun.
Sunday 02/26 12:00PM EST
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.
Sunday 02/26 12:30PM EST
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.
Sunday 02/26 2:00PM EST
Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion.
Sunday 02/26 2:30PM EST
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.
Sunday 02/26 3:00PM EST
With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.
Sunday 02/26 3:30PM EST
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.
Sunday 02/26 4:00PM EST
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.
Sunday 02/26 4:30PM EST
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.
Sunday 02/26 5:00PM EST
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.
Sunday 02/26 6:00PM EST
Kenny ends up in the foster care system after his parents are arrested.
Sunday 02/26 6:30PM EST
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.
Sunday 02/26 7:00PM EST
When Token is teased as the only rich kid in town, he lures others like himself to South Park and the town tries to drive them out.
Sunday 02/26 7:30PM EST
The boys fight back against the loud and obnoxious Motorcycle Riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.
Sunday 02/26 8:00PM EST
It is time for Butters to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors.
Sunday 02/26 8:30PM EST
Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.
Sunday 02/26 9:00PM EST
When Kyle chooses to invite Butters over Cartman on a birthday trip, Cartman arranges to have Butters go conveniently "missing."
Sunday 02/26 9:30PM EST
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are caught up in the latest fad from Japan, Chinpoko Mon.
Sunday 02/26 10:00PM EST
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.
Sunday 02/26 10:30PM EST
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.
Monday 02/27 12:30AM EST
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival.