Friday 05/24 4:00PM EDT
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.
Friday 05/24 4:30PM EDT
Mr. Garrison returns to teaching with a new assistant to replace Mr. Hat, and the boys are sent to the Death Camp of Tolerance.
Friday 05/24 5:00PM EDT
One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.
Friday 05/24 6:00PM EDT
Butters is convinced he's living in a virtual reality.
Friday 05/24 6:30PM EDT
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.
Friday 05/24 7:00PM EDT
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.
Friday 05/24 7:30PM EDT
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.
Friday 05/24 8:00PM EDT
Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion.
Friday 05/24 8:30PM EDT
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.
Friday 05/24 9:00PM EDT
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.
Friday 05/24 9:30PM EDT
The boys are assigned a group project and end up working with a nervous geeky kid named Tweek.
Friday 05/24 11:30PM EDT
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.
Saturday 05/25 12:00AM EDT
Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer.
Saturday 05/25 12:30AM EDT
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.
Saturday 05/25 1:00AM EDT
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.
Saturday 05/25 2:00AM EDT
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.
Saturday 05/25 2:30AM EDT
Facebook is the ultimate weapon for Professor Chaos.
Saturday 05/25 3:00AM EDT
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.
Saturday 05/25 3:30AM EDT
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.
Saturday 05/25 4:00AM EDT
While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new president-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely.
Saturday 05/25 4:30AM EDT
Stan's dog explores his sexuality.
Sunday 05/26 2:30AM EDT
South Park is chosen to be the home for Amazon’s newest Fulfillment Center.
Sunday 05/26 3:00AM EDT
The boys’ chance of winning the Bike Parade is in jeopardy when Kenny quits.
Sunday 05/26 3:30AM EDT
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.
Sunday 05/26 4:00AM EDT
The boys band together to stand up for their rights.
Sunday 05/26 4:30AM EDT
South Park citizens help the school nurse deal with a strange medical disorder.
Monday 05/27 2:30AM EDT
Randy moves the family to the country and he takes up farming.
Monday 05/27 3:00AM EDT
The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school.
Monday 05/27 3:30AM EDT
The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.
Monday 05/27 4:00AM EDT
The boys' fun-filled day at the water park is about to turn deadly.
Monday 05/27 4:30AM EDT
Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving.
Monday 05/27 11:30PM EDT
An entire city in Colorado gets hacked. Gerald and Cartman may lose everything when their complete history of internet activity becomes public.
Tuesday 05/28 12:00AM EDT
PC Principal tries one more time to make peace between the boys and the girls. Meanwhile Gerald comes face-to-face with the Troll Hunter.
Tuesday 05/28 12:30AM EDT
Gerald tries anything to escape the Troll Hunter’s revenge. Meanwhile, Cartman and Heidi make their way to SpaceX to try to get on the first rocket leaving for Mars.
Tuesday 05/28 1:00AM EDT
Cartman is certain that Butters is trying to steal his girlfriend.
Tuesday 05/28 2:00AM EDT
Cartman finally understands why Heidi wants to get him to Mars.
Tuesday 05/28 2:30AM EDT
When Kyle's parents forbid him to see his favorite rock band in concert, Kyle accuses them of an unspeakable indiscretion.
Tuesday 05/28 3:00AM EDT
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.
Tuesday 05/28 3:30AM EDT
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.
Tuesday 05/28 4:00AM EDT
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.
Tuesday 05/28 11:30PM EDT
The Asian girls in school are drawing dreamy pictures of Tweek and Craig.
Wednesday 05/29 12:00AM EDT
North Korea takes aim at South Park.
Wednesday 05/29 12:30AM EDT
Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team.
Wednesday 05/29 1:00AM EDT
After the sudden onset of the disease Gingervitis, Cartman rallies all the other ginger kids to rise up and assume their role as the master race.
Wednesday 05/29 2:30AM EDT
Stan is addicted to the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game.
Wednesday 05/29 3:00AM EDT
Butters is the victim of an unlikely bully.
Wednesday 05/29 3:30AM EDT
The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates all the boys' looks. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results.
Wednesday 05/29 4:00AM EDT
Satan and the residents of Hell rise up on Halloween for the most raging costume party ever. The antics of the most notorious serial killers of all time threaten Satan's fun.
Wednesday 05/29 12:30PM EDT
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.
Wednesday 05/29 1:00PM EDT
South Park Citizens are in danger and the boys realize that only Al Gore can help.