Thursday 08/17 7:30PM EDT
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.
Friday 08/18 12:00AM EDT
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."
Friday 08/18 12:30AM EDT
Cartman inherits one million dollars.
Friday 08/18 1:00AM EDT
Chef runs into some financial trouble and organizes a benefit concert with some of his very talented friends.
Friday 08/18 1:30AM EDT
The boys are strangely drawn to the new planetarium, and Cartman tries to win the lead in the Broadway production of Les Miserables.
Friday 08/18 2:00AM EDT
A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.
Friday 08/18 2:30AM EDT
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park flag enflames the entire town, including the children.
Friday 08/18 3:00AM EDT
Cartman finally understands why Heidi wants to get him to Mars.
Friday 08/18 7:30PM EDT
The entire town of South Park turns out for the annual reenactment of a Civil War battle.
Friday 08/18 8:00PM EDT
The boys are assigned a group project and end up working with a nervous geeky kid named Tweek.
Friday 08/18 8:30PM EDT
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.
Saturday 08/19 5:30PM EDT
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.
Saturday 08/19 6:30PM EDT
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.
Saturday 08/19 7:00PM EDT
One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the Internet is gone. After hearing rumors of "Internet" in California, Randy packs up the family and heads out west.
Saturday 08/19 7:30PM EDT
Stan takes action to stop the Japanese from killing the world's whales and dolphins.
Saturday 08/19 8:00PM EDT
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.
Saturday 08/19 8:30PM EDT
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.
Saturday 08/19 9:30PM EDT
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.
Saturday 08/19 10:00PM EDT
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.
Sunday 08/20 3:00AM EDT
Cartman finds out the identity of his father.
Sunday 08/20 9:00PM EDT
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.
Sunday 08/20 9:30PM EDT
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.
Sunday 08/20 10:00PM EDT
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.
Monday 08/21 7:30PM EDT
While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new president-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely.
Monday 08/21 8:00PM EDT
Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.
Monday 08/21 8:30PM EDT
Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team.
Monday 08/21 9:00PM EDT
When one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom, an unspeakable tragedy occurs.
Monday 08/21 9:30PM EDT
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.
Monday 08/21 10:00PM EDT
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.
Monday 08/21 10:30PM EDT
The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.
Tuesday 08/22 12:00AM EDT
Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard.
Tuesday 08/22 12:30AM EDT
Ned and Jimbo's cable show goes head to head in a rating war with Jesus and Pals.
Tuesday 08/22 1:00AM EDT
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.
Tuesday 08/22 2:00AM EDT
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.
Tuesday 08/22 2:30AM EDT
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.
Tuesday 08/22 3:00AM EDT
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.
Tuesday 08/22 7:30PM EDT
Cartman signs up for a home security system.
Tuesday 08/22 8:00PM EDT
Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary.
Tuesday 08/22 8:30PM EDT
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.
Wednesday 08/23 12:00AM EDT
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.
Wednesday 08/23 12:30AM EDT
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.
Wednesday 08/23 1:00AM EDT
A Terrance and Phillip special presentation: Not Without My Anus.
Wednesday 08/23 2:00AM EDT
Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination, which conflicts with Cartman's birthday party.
Wednesday 08/23 2:30AM EDT
Starvin' Marvin returns to South Park with an alien spaceship and enlists the boys' help to find a new home for his starving people.
Wednesday 08/23 3:00AM EDT
Stan's dog explores his sexuality.
Wednesday 08/23 7:30PM EDT
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.
Wednesday 08/23 8:00PM EDT
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.
Wednesday 08/23 8:30PM EDT
The boys compete against a couple of home schooled kids in South Park's annual spelling bee.
Wednesday 08/23 9:00PM EDT
The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.
Wednesday 08/23 9:30PM EDT
After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical, he becomes Broadway's biggest fan.