Thursday 07/31 10:30AM EDT
Cartman finds out the identity of his father.
Thursday 07/31 6:00PM EDT
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.
Friday 08/01 10:30AM EDT
The boys compete against a couple of home schooled kids in South Park's annual spelling bee.
Friday 08/01 6:00PM EDT
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.
Saturday 08/02 12:30AM EDT
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.
Monday 08/04 1:00AM EDT
When Kyle begs Stan to "friend" him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.
Monday 08/04 2:00AM EDT
The boys fight back against the loud and obnoxious Motorcycle Riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.
Monday 08/04 11:00AM EDT
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.
Monday 08/04 11:30AM EDT
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park flag enflames the entire town, including the children.
Monday 08/04 6:00PM EDT
Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, "Kyle," who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends.
Tuesday 08/05 6:00PM EDT
When Butters reveals a dark family secret, he ends up lost and alone in the seedy underbelly of the big city.
Wednesday 08/06 2:30AM EDT
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.
Wednesday 08/06 3:00AM EDT
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.
Wednesday 08/06 1:00PM EDT
South Park citizens help the school nurse deal with a strange medical disorder.
Wednesday 08/06 1:30PM EDT
It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.
Wednesday 08/06 2:00PM EDT
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.
Wednesday 08/06 2:30PM EDT
Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.
Wednesday 08/06 3:00PM EDT
The boys go to Canada to save Ike from his Canadian birth parents and to save the town from spending all of their Christmas cash.
Wednesday 08/06 3:30PM EDT
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.
Wednesday 08/06 4:00PM EDT
After anti-smoking campaign representatives do their song and dance for South Park Elementary, the boys take up the nasty habit.
Wednesday 08/06 4:30PM EDT
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.
Wednesday 08/06 6:00PM EDT
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.
Thursday 08/07 10:30AM EDT
The boys build rival clubhouses and Stan is psyched to have Wendy visit for a game of Truth or Dare.
Thursday 08/07 6:00PM EDT
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.
Friday 08/08 10:30AM EDT
Stan's dog explores his sexuality.
Friday 08/08 6:00PM EDT
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.