The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.
Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team.
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.
With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?
When Kyle begs Stan to "friend" him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.
Cartman's family and friends intervene and send him to Fat Camp. Meanwhile, Kenny's unique talents get him his own TV show.
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.
Mr. Garrison is still on the campaign trail as the National Anthem gets a reboot by an American Icon.
At the annual Halloween get together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes everyone in South Park.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.
The boys' fun-filled day at the water park is about to turn deadly.
Cartman considers himself the top on-line restaurant reviewer in South Park.
Garrison wants to build a wall to keep out all of the undocumented immigrants.
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.
Cartman launches his own gem shopping channel.
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.
Facebook is the ultimate weapon for Professor Chaos.
When Token is teased as the only rich kid in town, he lures others like himself to South Park and the town tries to drive them out.
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.
The boys name their new start-up company, The Washington Redskins.
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.
South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.
After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical, he becomes Broadway's biggest fan.
Stan and Kyle are hooked on Guitar Hero. But Stan's superior skills on the video game damage his friendship with Kyle.
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.
South Park goes gluten free.
The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.
Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is discovered to be the perfect donor. Cartman offers his kidney to Kyle -- for the price of 10 million dollars.
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.
A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.