Monday 07/06 7:00PM EDT
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.
Monday 07/06 7:30PM EDT
Stan takes action to stop the Japanese from killing the world's whales and dolphins.
Tuesday 07/07 12:30AM EDT
The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates all the boys' looks. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results.
Tuesday 07/07 2:30AM EDT
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.
Tuesday 07/07 3:00AM EDT
Kenny ends up in the foster care system after his parents are arrested.
Tuesday 07/07 3:30AM EDT
Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination, which conflicts with Cartman's birthday party.
Tuesday 07/07 4:00AM EDT
Stan's dog explores his sexuality.
Wednesday 07/08 10:30AM EDT
The entire town of South Park turns out for the annual reenactment of a Civil War battle.
Wednesday 07/08 11:00AM EDT
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.
Wednesday 07/08 11:30AM EDT
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.
Wednesday 07/08 12:00PM EDT
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.
Wednesday 07/08 12:30PM EDT
Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.
Wednesday 07/08 1:00PM EDT
It is time for Butters to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors.
Wednesday 07/08 7:00PM EDT
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park flag enflames the entire town, including the children.
Wednesday 07/08 7:30PM EDT
One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the Internet is gone. After hearing rumors of "Internet" in California, Randy packs up the family and heads out west.
Wednesday 07/08 8:00PM EDT
South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.
Wednesday 07/08 8:30PM EDT
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.
Wednesday 07/08 9:00PM EDT
Butters is convinced he's living in a virtual reality.
Wednesday 07/08 9:30PM EDT
There are illegal goings-on in the basement of City Wok.
Thursday 07/09 7:00PM EDT
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.
Thursday 07/09 7:30PM EDT
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.
Friday 07/10 2:30PM EDT
A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.
Friday 07/10 3:00PM EDT
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.
Friday 07/10 3:30PM EDT
The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno.
Friday 07/10 4:00PM EDT
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.
Friday 07/10 10:00PM EDT
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.
Friday 07/10 10:30PM EDT
After the sudden onset of the disease Gingervitis, Cartman rallies all the other ginger kids to rise up and assume their role as the master race.
Saturday 07/11 8:30AM EDT
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.
Saturday 07/11 9:00AM EDT
This is the only show that will answer age-old questions about who we are and what we're all about.
Sunday 07/12 8:00AM EDT
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.
Monday 07/13 6:00PM EDT
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.
Monday 07/13 6:30PM EDT
When Kyle chooses to invite Butters over Cartman on a birthday trip, Cartman arranges to have Butters go conveniently "missing."
Monday 07/13 7:00PM EDT
Cartman inherits one million dollars.
Monday 07/13 7:30PM EDT
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.
Monday 07/13 8:00PM EDT
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.
Monday 07/13 8:30PM EDT
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.
Monday 07/13 9:00PM EDT
A 32-year-old man arrives in South Park claiming to be Stan from the future, and Cartman goes into the business of revenge.
Monday 07/13 9:30PM EDT
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival.
Tuesday 07/14 3:00AM EDT
Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving.
Tuesday 07/14 4:00AM EDT
One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.
Wednesday 07/15 11:00AM EDT
Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard.
Wednesday 07/15 11:30AM EDT
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.
Wednesday 07/15 12:00PM EDT
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.
Wednesday 07/15 12:30PM EDT
Mr. Garrison returns to teaching with a new assistant to replace Mr. Hat, and the boys are sent to the Death Camp of Tolerance.
Wednesday 07/15 1:00PM EDT
The boys go to a local restaurant known for great wings and hot girls, and Butters thinks he's found the girl of his dreams.
Wednesday 07/15 1:30PM EDT
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.
Wednesday 07/15 2:30PM EDT
The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.
Wednesday 07/15 3:00PM EDT
When one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom, an unspeakable tragedy occurs.
Wednesday 07/15 7:00PM EDT
When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there.
Wednesday 07/15 7:30PM EDT
The boys' fun-filled day at the water park is about to turn deadly.