Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.
A 32-year-old man arrives in South Park claiming to be Stan from the future, and Cartman goes into the business of revenge.
After anti-smoking campaign representatives do their song and dance for South Park Elementary, the boys take up the nasty habit.
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.
Stan takes action to stop the Japanese from killing the world's whales and dolphins.
Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary.
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park flag enflames the entire town, including the children.
The boys are being plagued by the fifth graders and Pirate Ghosts in this haunting Halloween episode. Special guest: Korn.
Randy’s big plans for Halloween night keep Stan from trick or treating with his friends.
Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team.
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.
Mr. Garrison is still on the campaign trail as the National Anthem gets a reboot by an American Icon.
The boys decide they have to take down Cartman but meanwhile, Skank Hunt takes his reign of terror global.
Gerald is thrilled with the media attention as he continues to troll everyone and anyone.
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.
Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard.
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.
Randy is harboring a giant secret and the pressure is getting to him. Meanwhile, Cartman calls Stan a cissy.
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.
Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer.
Shelly babysits Cartman.
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.
As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.
There are illegal goings-on in the basement of City Wok.
The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school.
PC Principal tries one more time to make peace between the boys and the girls. Meanwhile Gerald comes face-to-face with the Troll Hunter.
Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the entire outcome of the Presidential election.
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival.
All of the fourth grade girls idolize a rich, spoiled socialite. Disturbed by her corruptive influence, one of the town's citizens challenges her to a "whore-off."
The boys' fun-filled day at the water park is about to turn deadly.
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.
A serious doping scandal shakes everyone's faith in a beloved icon. Everyone who once supported the fallen hero is now cutting off their symbolic yellow wristbands.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.
Cartman has managed to work the benefits of stem cell research to his own advantage.
When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there.
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race and Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years.
Cartman launches his own gem shopping channel.
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.
The boys band together to stand up for their rights.
