The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.
Let Go, Let Gov
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.
Informative Murder Porn
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.
Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.
A Song of Ass and Fire
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.
Titties and Dragons
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided, but a bloody battle will determine which gaming device is victorious.
When one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom, an unspeakable tragedy occurs.
The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.
The town's big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy when Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature lurking in the woods.
I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival.
Cartman Finds Love
The time has finally come for Cartman to let a special someone know exactly how he feels.
South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.
Raising the Bar
Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.
It is time for Butters to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors.
A Nightmare on Face Time
Randy’s big plans for Halloween night keep Stan from trick or treating with his friends.
A Scause for Applause
A serious doping scandal shakes everyone's faith in a beloved icon. Everyone who once supported the fallen hero is now cutting off their symbolic yellow wristbands.
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.
Crack Baby Athletic Association
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.
You're Getting Old
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.
Bass to Mouth
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.
Broadway Bro Down
After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical, he becomes Broadway's biggest fan.
A History Channel Thanksgiving
The boys are getting close to discovering the truth about the first Thanksgiving.
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.
The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.
Medicinal Fried Chicken
Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to treat his testicular cancer.
You Have 0 Friends
When Kyle begs Stan to "friend" him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.
The town of South Park faces a class action lawsuit as every celebrity they've ever ridiculed is out for revenge.
Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, "Who is Eric Cartman's father?"
Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.
Poor and Stupid
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.
It's A Jersey Thing
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.
Coon 2: Hindsight
"Coon and Friends" set out to help the victims of BP's latest catastrophic drilling accident in the Gulf. Much to the Coon's dismay, another Super Hero gets there first.
Mysterion's true identity is revealed. Meanwhile, the Coon, scorned by his fellow Super Heroes, is out for revenge.
Coon vs. Coon & Friends
Coon and Friends find themselves at the mercy of Cartman and the dark lord Cthulhu. Meanwhile, Kenny wrestles with the curse of his super power through his alter ego, Mysterion.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.
Eat, Pray, Queef
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.
Butters' Bottom Bitch
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.
Stan takes action to stop the Japanese from killing the world's whales and dolphins.
The F Word
The boys fight back against the loud and obnoxious Motorcycle Riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.
Dances With Smurfs
Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary.
After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.
Britney's New Look
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film "Heavy Metal," the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.
Canada on Strike
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.
Eek, A Penis!
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.
One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the Internet is gone. After hearing rumors of "Internet" in California, Randy packs up the family and heads out west.
Super Fun Time
While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.
The China Probrem
With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.
Breast Cancer Show Ever
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.
While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of epic proportions, the boys find a way to make money off of it.
Pandemic 2: The Startling
Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities all over the world. The boys have the key that will save everyone from the onslaught, but they're stranded in the Andes Mountains.
About Last Night...
While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new president-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely.
Elementary School Musical
The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school.
With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.
Butters has to go to a special camp where they "pray the gay away."
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.
Fantastic Easter Special
Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.
Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.
Night of the Living Homeless
Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.
Le Petit Tourette
Cartman discovers the "joys" of having Tourette's Syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble, he takes advantage of his new life with no filters.
Stan's dad becomes South Park's hometown hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.
Imaginationland, Episode II
Stan and Kyle are being held until they tell the government how they got into Imaginationland. However, Cartman refuses to rest until Kyle makes good on his bet.
Imaginationland, Episode III
Butters engages in the battle of his life against the army of evil imaginary forces. Meanwhile, Cartman goes all the way to the Supreme Court to get Kyle to pay up on their bet.
Stan and Kyle are hooked on Guitar Hero. But Stan's superior skills on the video game damage his friendship with Kyle.
The Return of Chef
One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.
Cartoon Wars Part I
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon "Family Guy."
Cartoon Wars Part II
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all.
A Million Little Fibers
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.
Make Love, Not Warcraft
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.
Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.
Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.
Hell on Earth 2006
Satan and the residents of Hell rise up on Halloween for the most raging costume party ever. The antics of the most notorious serial killers of all time threaten Satan's fun.
Go God Go
Cartman's plan to propel himself into the future to arrive at the precise release date of the newest, hottest game goes horribly wrong.
Go God Go XII
In order to make the wait for the hottest new gaming console pass quickly, Cartman freezes himself. But a freak accident lands him over 500 years in the future.
Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.
Die Hippie, Die
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.
Best Friends Forever
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?
The Losing Edge
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.
The Death of Eric Cartman
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.
Follow That Egg
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.
After the sudden onset of the disease Gingervitis, Cartman rallies all the other ginger kids to rise up and assume their role as the master race.
Trapped in the Closet
Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer.
Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park. He convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home.
Good Times With Weapons
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.
Up the Down Steroid
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.
The Passion of the Jew
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.
You Got F'd in the A
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.
Douche and Turd
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.
Something Wall Mart This Way Comes
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.
Quest for Ratings
The boys produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit TV station, and immediately get caught up in the intense competition for ratings.
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
All of the fourth grade girls idolize a rich, spoiled socialite. Disturbed by her corruptive influence, one of the town's citizens challenges her to a "whore-off."
Cartman's Incredible Gift
After sustaining a severe head injury, Cartman appears to have the power to see into the future. South Park detectives are quick to enlist his help in cracking unsolved murder cases.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.
I'm a Little Bit Country
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.
Fat Butt and Pancake Head
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.
Lil' Crime Stoppers
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.
Red Man's Greed
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.
South Park Is Gay
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.
Christian Rock Hard
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.
When Kyle chooses to invite Butters over Cartman on a birthday trip, Cartman arranges to have Butters go conveniently "missing."
All About Mormons
When a Mormon kid moves to South Park, Stan has to kick his ass, while the rest of the town are fascinated and become Mormons.
After anti-smoking campaign representatives do their song and dance for South Park Elementary, the boys take up the nasty habit.
The boys go to a local restaurant known for great wings and hot girls, and Butters thinks he's found the girl of his dreams.
Jared Has Aides
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.
Fun with Veal
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.
The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.
The Simpsons Already Did It
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.
Red Hot Catholic Love
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.
Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.
Child Abduction Is Not Funny
In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents hire the owner of City Wok to build the Great Wall of South Park.
A Ladder to Heaven
When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there.
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno.
The Death Camp of Tolerance
Mr. Garrison returns to teaching with a new assistant to replace Mr. Hat, and the boys are sent to the Death Camp of Tolerance.
The Biggest Douche in the Universe
When a famous psychic fails to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body, Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him.
My Future Self n' Me
A 32-year-old man arrives in South Park claiming to be Stan from the future, and Cartman goes into the business of revenge.
It Hits the Fan
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.
Super Best Friends
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.
Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.
Proper Condom Use
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.
How to Eat With Your Butt
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.
Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, "Kyle," who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends.
Here Comes the Neighborhood
When Token is teased as the only rich kid in town, he lures others like himself to South Park and the town tries to drive them out.
Cartman has managed to work the benefits of stem cell research to his own advantage.
The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race and Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years.
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.
Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.
Cherokee Hair Tampons
Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is discovered to be the perfect donor. Cartman offers his kidney to Kyle -- for the price of 10 million dollars.
Chef Goes Nanners
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park flag enflames the entire town, including the children.
Something You Can Do With Your Finger
The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.
Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?
Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion.
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.
Fearing their new 4th grade teacher, the kids use Timmy's wheelchair to travel back in time to a happier, easier school year.
Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard.
Helen Keller! The Musical
The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit.
South Park Classics presents the beloved novel "Great Expectations," starring Pip as the boy who must take on the cold-hearted Ms. Havesham.
Cartman's family and friends intervene and send him to Fat Camp. Meanwhile, Kenny's unique talents get him his own TV show.
The Wacky Molestation Adventure
When Kyle's parents forbid him to see his favorite rock band in concert, Kyle accuses them of an unspeakable indiscretion.
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's dad is on the case.
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.
Tweek Vs. Craig
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.
Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.
As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.
Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
The boys are being plagued by the fifth graders and Pirate Ghosts in this haunting Halloween episode. Special guest: Korn.
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are caught up in the latest fad from Japan, Chinpoko Mon.
Hooked on Monkey Fonics
The boys compete against a couple of home schooled kids in South Park's annual spelling bee.
Starvin' Marvin in Space
Starvin' Marvin returns to South Park with an alien spaceship and enlists the boys' help to find a new home for his starving people.
The Red Badge of Gayness
The entire town of South Park turns out for the annual reenactment of a Civil War battle.
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
Mr. Hankey and the citizens of South Park celebrate the holidays with a collection of musical numbers from the Christmas Classics Album.
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus
This is the only show that will answer age-old questions about who we are and what we're all about.
Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus
A Terrance and Phillip special presentation: Not Without My Anus.
Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut
Cartman finds out the identity of his father.
A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.
Ike's Wee Wee
The boys find out what it means to be circumcised and they try to save Ike from that fate.
Conjoined Fetus Lady
South Park citizens help the school nurse deal with a strange medical disorder.
The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
Ned and Jimbo's cable show goes head to head in a rating war with Jesus and Pals.
City On the Edge of Forever
It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.
A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.
Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls
A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.
The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus. The boys see things differently.
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
The boys are strangely drawn to the new planetarium, and Cartman tries to win the lead in the Broadway production of Les Miserables.
The boys build rival clubhouses and Stan is psyched to have Wendy visit for a game of Truth or Dare.
It's rodeo time in South Park and Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny compete in the bull-riding event.
Chef runs into some financial trouble and organizes a benefit concert with some of his very talented friends.
Cartman becomes a really nice guy and Stan is suspicious of his new pet fish.
Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!
Stan's parents say no to a road-trip to Cartman's Grandma's house, but Stan joins the boys anyway.
The boys are assigned a group project and end up working with a nervous geeky kid named Tweek.
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.
Weight Gain 4000
Cartman wins the school's essay contest, and a celebrity comes to town.
The boys' hunting trip is threatened by activity from a nearby volcano and a mysterious creature.
An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.
With the help of Stan's grandfather, the kids summon the Grim Reaper.
Trick or treat in South Park is interrupted by an outbreak of "Pink Eye."
Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving African child and send him to Ethiopia.
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
When Kyle's musical holiday pal Mr. Hankey shows up, it makes for a memorable Christmas in South Park.
Jesus and Satan fight a battle for spiritual domination, which conflicts with Cartman's birthday party.
A substitute teacher poses a threat to Stan and Wendy's relationship.
The boys find a prehistoric relic that spawns a monster that threatens to destroy the world.