Dad I'm so scared. Where's mom.
Your mom's been out trying tofind you a lawyer anda therapist.
We've been doing all we can!
Dad. That thing we saw take Ned.
It was manbearpig.
It's was real.
What are you talking about?
It was just a bear.
No dad it's...
Why do you keep lookingat the TV?
What? Why? I dunno. What?
You've been playing Red DeadRedemption?
A LITTLE bit! I mean...
When I'm not doing all thestuff for YOU.
[ Bell jingles ]
Oh, my Gosh!Oh, honey!
I can't believeyou went to Jared!
This is a new beginningfor us, darling.
I'm just so excitedfor our future.
[ ManBearPig roars ]
[ Man scream ]
[ Indistinct shouting ]
Man: Ooooh, yeah!Take that, cop!
You want some,too, sheriff?!
Yeah! There you go, bitch!
Another dead cop!
And another one!
Yeah, you want some,too, copper?!
You want a piece of this,you god damn pigs?!
Officer, you haveto let us out of here!
We don't havemuch time!
Yeah, that's the last cop.Let's get outta here!
Sir, you haveto listen to us.
ManBearPig is real.
Oh, God.Here we go again.
"We gotta stop ManBearPig!
We gotta take it serious!"
But we do!
ManBearPig is gonnakill everyone,
and he is notgonna stop!
Oh, well, then I guess
I don't have to doanything about it.
Can you get offyour god damn video game
for five fuckin' secondsso we can have a conversation?
Where the hell is Al Gore?Why isn't he coming for us?
Nobody's coming for us, Stan.They think we're murderers.
And that's why we haveto break out of here ourselves.
Excuse me, officer?Shut up.
I don't wanna hear anythingabout ManBearPig
and how we're all doomed.
No, it's not that.It's just...
I noticed you're stillriding you're horse
all the way back to camp.
Yeah. Trains and stagecoachesdon't go to my camp.
No they don't, but...
you can use cinematic mode tomake it way easier on yourself.
What the hellare you talking about?
[ Siren wails ]
All right, everyone.
I realizea lot of people have died
and most of the roadshave been destroyed
due to all the fires,so I'd like to thank you all
for coming to tonight'ssymposium --
"When Should I Start to Worry?"[ Sirens wail in distance ]
I'd like to make thisan open discussion
and hope we canall participate in ways
that give better insight.
Yes, Mr. Clarkson?
I'm pretty surethere's a ManBearPig.
And I'm fairly certain thathe has eaten two of my children
and destroyed our home.
When shouldI start to worry?
That's an excellentquestion.
There's definitely evidencethat all the death
and destruction around us is dueto a ManBearPig.
But no exact correlationto a ManBearPig.
and that's whywe are all here,
to try to pinpointwhen should I start to worry?
I think that the timeto start worrying is coming.
I don't know if I believein ManBearPig or not,
but I do know that I'm open
to the ideaof starting to worry.
[ Scattered applause ]
I think Stephen echoesa lot of our feelings right now.
Your time is nigh!Face your end!
Um, it looks likeSatan is here.
Should I startto worry?
[ Scattered applause ]
[ Door rattles ]
[ Banging on door ]
We broke out ofjail, Dad.
Come on.Get outta sight.
Cartman trickedthe guard.
We all ran home to bewith our parents.
Where's Mom?Your mom's been out
trying to find you a lawyerand a therapist.
We've been doingall we can, son!
Dad, that thing we sawtake Ned --
It was ManBearPig.It was real.
What are you talking about.It was just a bear.
No, Dad! It's --
Why do you keeplooking at the TV?
What? Why?I dunno. What?
You've been playing"Red Dead Redemption"?
A little bit!
I mean, when I'm not doingall the stuff for you.
I thought you were workingon getting me out!
Sorry!I needed a little break.
You're all the wayto Saint Denis?!
That's like 40 hoursof gameplay!
How could you --Are you high right now?
I'm a little high, yes!
Oh, my God.
Oh, what?!I'm sorry!
I'm sorry I needed to decompresswith all this shit going on.
I can't believe you wouldget high and play video games
while your sonis in jail!
You're such an asshole!
Well, at least I'm nota school shooter!
It wasn't me!It was a demon named ManBearPig!
Oh, whatever!"ManBearPig! ManBearPig!"
You sound likeyour freakin' grandpa.
Yeah, because I learned a lotabout -- Woah, woah.
What are you talking about,"I sound like grandpa"?
He's been talking aboutManBearPig coming
since I was fuckin' 14.
It's nothing new.
Someone made a deal with it...a long time ago...
Do you know how to craftstamina tonics?
I don't knowif you can hear me.
I feel so alone right now.
I feel like the whole worldis falling apart
and somehow I'm supposedto do something but...
I don't knowwhat that is anymore.
Al Gore: Fear not.Do not give up on yourself.
You must keepbelieving.
Where have you been?!
It's me. Al Gore.
Yeah.Where have you been?!
You cannot lose faith,my child.
Even though everyoneis ripping on you.
Even thoughthey don't believe you,
and they're sayingyou're just seeking attention
because you lostthe presidency,
you have to be strong.
What happened to you?!Are you dead or something?
No! Not dead!
Just merely usinga flashlight on glass
to apply the Pepper'sghost technique.
Oh, God damn it!
You see my point?
Things aren't alwaysas they appear.
You have to stay strong,my little crusader.
I can't do this alone.I need help.
I did, too.
Didn't get it.
What more do youwant from me?
I've atonedfor my mistake.
I'm sorry that we weregetting a lot
of different informationat the time.
You know,even you were wrong
about a lot of the thingsyou said would happen --
Nothing.I didn't mean --
See ya later,alligator.
No, no, no, no!I'm sorry!
I am sorry, please!I'm cereal!
I didn't meanto say you were wrong,
just that someof your predictions
didn't happen --Oh, yeah.
You're real cereal.
I'll do anything!I just want everyone to be safe!
All I was doing was tryingto be your mentor.
You know who my mentor was?
Me! Al Gore!
Hello, Al Gore.
[ Gasps ] It's him!Just in time, too.
Thanks for coming in my timeof crisis, Al Gore!
Sorry to call you down, sir,but this is a bad one.
Oh, no.That's fine.
I finally arrestfour school shooters
and can play some"Red Dead Redemption,"
and then I get a callabout another school shooting.
This one really doesn't looklike a school shooting, sir.
Five different witnessessay it was definitely...
God damn it!
There is no such thing asa ManBearPig, you got that?!
We're working with facts here,not goofball theories!
Yes, but, sir,all the forensic scientists
say there are bearand pig footprints --
Why are you trying tofigure out what's going on
The only thingI want to know is
who committed this school shooting
since ourschool shooting suspects
are in jail!Detective!
Detective, we just got wordfrom the station.
The four shooting suspectsbroke out a while ago.
Oh, well, there you go!It was them again!
Gee, I didn't needany freakin' scientists
to figure that out,did I?
Get 'em outta here!
Now how the fuckdid those kids
break out of my jail?!
Jenkins saidthey tricked him.
Said they could show him a wayto fast travel
in "Red Dead Redemption"by upgrading his camp,
and thenthey just took off.
There's a way to fast travelif you upgrade your camp?
You better startfrom the beginning.
as the death toll rises to the hundreds.
Some see this as evidence ManBearPig might be real,
while others say ManBearPig is a fabrication
for political gains --[ ManBearPig roars ]
[ Reporter screams ]
[ Sternly ]What did you do?
Oh, Billy.[ Chuckles ]
My grandson come to visit!
This isn't the first timeManBearPig has shown up, is it?
Billy,I have Alzheimer's.
I don't even rememberwhat happened this morning.
Cut the shit, Grandpa.
You people knew.You made a deal with that thing.
We thoughtwe'd be dead by now!
We didn't think we'd haveto live to see the consequences!
Aw, great! Just tellthe whole world, Margret!
Why did you old peoplemake a deal?!
We had a right to be happy,too, ya know!
And you just signed awaythe future?!
We didn't want to have to givethe demon his stuff back!
All our cars.
And premium boutiqueice cream.
You couldn't controlyourselves
so now that thing is hereto kill all of us!
Good fuckin' job, grandpa!
Kyle, come on,we've got to go.
I had a vision, Kyle.Al Gore's ghost visited me.
Al Gore isn't dead.
Well, his ghostcame to me, Kyle.
He said he had a plan,and we need to go.
Are you in or not?
Mrph rmh rmphm?
[ Crickets chirping ]
We shouldn'tbe out here!
We're wanted bythe police.
Shhh.What was that?
Mrph rmhmhm rm.
This is where Al Goretold me to go.
[ Growling ]
Mrph rmhmhm rm!
[ Roars ]
What are youdoing here, Satan?
I was told to come hereby the spirit of Al Gore.
Us, too.But why?
even though I am gone,you must still work together.
Work together how?
I'm not talking to you.
I'm talking to the oneswho are actually cereal.
You cannotlose hope.
There is still muchyou need to know.
[ Gunfire, screaming from a TV ]
Oh, you'd better not...
[ Screams ]
You're playingRed Dead Redemption,aren't you?
So? What of it?
What did I tell you aboutplaying on my save game, Maggie?
No. No. This is my life,now, Harrison Yates.
I started over,with me own save game.
What are youtalking about?
See for yourself.
You and all your talkof wanting your own life.
I wanted somethingnew, too!
I started overin the snow,
and worked my way up tothe new gang leader!
I have thousandsof dollars of me own.
I built a housewith John Marston.
I'm helping his family, now.
You fucking slut!
That's right,Harrison Yates.
And what have you got?
A basic starter horseand the $20 gambler's hat
you won ina poker match.
I'm twice the manyou are, now!
Don't you talkto me like that!
I'll talkhowever I want!
I've completed everyhunting side mission,
found sevenlegendary animals.
Found them where?
I'm not telling.
You wanted your own life,and now, you got it!
[ Cries ]
You cannot give up hope.
I brought you all togetherbecause I believe in you.
Okay, but what doyou want us to --
And sometimes, believing isall that we need to be cereal.
[ Light applause ]
Did you guyslike my movie?
What are you doing?
Exactly. I'm tryingto get you to ask,
"What would Al Gore do?"
Make a moviestarring you.
Yes -- to get you allto not give up.
To get you to fight!
You don't understand.There is no fight.
A deal was made.We do not know by whom.
But this demonhas grown stronger,
and no mortalcan do anything to stop him.
No mortal,but what about you?
Why would I help mankind?
Satan, come on.
Are you really gonna stand thereand not say you appreciate
all the nice things humanshave done for you lately?
I mean, not sureif you've noticed,
but we're pretty much doingthings your way up here.
I...must admit,people up here on Earth
have been doing a lot ofmy work for me lately.
Maybe...maybe it is timeI did something for them.
We didn't thinkabout the future.
We justwanted things.
This creature shows up,and it seemed like a good deal,
for everyone in town.
You didn't stop to think aboutwhat it would mean for us?
Ah, Billy,it's not that simple.
We thought about it. But ourtown was so tiny back then.
We just -- We wanted nicethings other people had.
And you didn't givetwo shits
what it would meanfor your grandchildren.
I didn't thinkI'd have grandkids.
I didn't evenwant children
That's why I always cameon Gram Gram's tits.
[ Groans ]
But then, one night, I'm havingsex with your grandma,
and she sticks her fingerin my ass.
She had sometimeslicked my ass before,
but this was the first timeshe used her finger,
and I came inside herlike that.
I pulled out,and your grandma was like,
"Did you just come in me?"
And I was like "Well, you stuckyour finger in my ass."
And that's basicallywhy you're here, Billy.
This is supposed tomake me feel better?
I'm just saying that I wasn'tthinking about the future
because your father was supposedto be nothing but dried up crust
on Gram Gram'stitties.
You people made a dealwith ManBearPig.
It doesn't matter, Billy.It's too late now.
Tell me howthe deal happened,
so that I can tryto make it go away.
[ ManBearPig roars ]
[ Roars ]
[ Car alarms blaring ]
[ Roars ]
[ Growls ]
Now watch...[ Growls ]
[ Screams ]
[ Roars ]
[ Coughing ]
H-Hey. Hey kids
[ Coughs ]
No. Satan,you can't die.
I just wishI could have helped you.
[ Coughs ]Oh, God. It hurts.
We can't do thiswithout you Satan.
You have to.You have to keep trying.
If you can't stop ManBearPig,how can we be --
You have to keep trying!
[ Coughs ]
You...have to believe.
[ Grunts ]
[ Bell tolls ]
[ Crying ]
Come back.Come back.
[ Ding! ]
Dude, this ispretty fucked up right here.
And now on Park County Cable Access,
"Should We Start to Worry?"with your host Jim Kimble.
As our town continues to burnto the ground,
Satan has been slaughteredand sent to heaven.
Should we start to worry?
Joining me now, an experton our county resources
and preparedness, Alec Vaughn.
Alec, shouldwe start to worry?
Jim, I thinkwe should definitely consider
starting to worry.
Satan was one of the mostpowerful entities,
supposedly,in the universe,
and ManBearPig annihilated himlike a bitch.
I don't think we shouldwaste any more time
of beginning to think aboutstarting to worry.
Also joining us is the formerVice President, Al Gore.
Mr. Gore, do you believeit's time for us to deliberate
the processof starting to worry?
[ Echoing ] If by worrying,you mean getting cereal,
then an emphatic "yes!"
I don't thinkthere's any more room
for not consideringunderestimating the importance
of beginning to startthe process of mulling over
the conceptualizationof starting to worry.
And the time to do it is...very soon.
Hey, whatare you doing?
I'm beinga spiritual mentor.
These people aredepending on me.
No, they'redepending on me!
I'm depending on you,goofball!
All right,looks like we're clear.
I can't believe it'sthe weekend, and I'm at school!
This isthe best place to hide.
Why? Of all the placeswe could hide,
why do I have to sit herein school?
Where's the last place anyonewould think we would hide?
The scene of our supposed crime,dummies! We're safe here.
I'd rather be in jailthan in school.
[ Door knob rattling ]
Guys, thank God!Just stay right there, Grandpa!
I know all about the deal.I know what we have to do.
How'd youfind us here?
I figured you guyswere hiding somewhere.
This is the first placeI thought to look.
Yeah, I guess we're dummies,huh, Kenny?
Yeah, I guess we're dummies.
Guys, listen --My stupid grandpa
and a bunch of other old peoplemade the deal with ManBearPig.
It's here becauseof their greediness.
Shut up, Grandpa!
I know where to go,but I need your help.
I'm going to face ManBearPigand put an end to this deal.
Are you crazy? We just sawManBearPig take down Satan.
What the hell are we supposed todo against it?
We have to try.
[ Siren wails ]
Man: Attention schoolshooters...again.
We have you surrounded...again.
Come outwith your hands up!
We just sat in schoolfor nothing.
Listen!We know what to do now!
Drop to the ground and putyour hands on your heads.
No, I needto face ManBearPig.
We have orders!You're coming with us!
Yates:Belay those orders!
I've been a fooldenying ManBearPig's existence,
and I didn't realize ittill I went home.
My wife...had starteda new life without me.
I wanted to give up,
but instead,I robbed a bank in Saint Denis,
and I went to an islandnorth of Cuba.
After I came back, that'swhen it all caught up with me.
All the stagecoachesI had robbed,
all the horses I had stole --for what?!
We're nothing if we don'tbelieve in each other!
And God damn it, it's nevertoo late to start trying
to do the right thing.
You think you knowwhat that is boys?
Yes, I do.
We're going to faceManBearPig
and put an end to this dealonce and for all.
These documents statemerely that you've been granted
power of attorney by your townand that you wish to attempt
to voidthe current agreement.
Since this isa renegotiation,
you agree that ManBearPighas right to compensation
for termination,and you will give up all rights
to specified assets.
Yes. Yes, we agree to give backcars and ice cream.
[ ManBearPig grunts ]
Uh, let me conferwith my client.
[ Grunting softly ]Uh-huh. Got it. Yes.
My client saysthat he --
[ Grunting softly ]
Kay. Uh, mm-hmm.
ManBearPig hasno interest
in you giving up carsand ice cream.
Well, what's he want everyoneto give up?
[ Crowd murmuring ]
There! There he is!There he is!
Is it over?!
Um, he says he'll nevercome back again, but...
we have to give up soy sauceand Red Dead Redemption 2.
Just plain rice?
Yeah,that's what I thought.
Um, could we possibly talk aboutrestructuring a new deal?
No. No. Just, like, can we do,like, a renegotiation?
All right,sign here and here
that you are enteringa renegotiation with ManBearPig.
-Where do I sign that?-Right there.
Okay.Yeah, I thought so.
Shut up, Grandpa.
Man: And sign herethat ManBearPig has rights
to the lives of all childrenin third world countries.
Kay, got it.
And you agreeto ignore ManBearPig
until he returnsin five years,
in which time the carnagewill be a thousand fold.
Kay, wheredo I sign that?
Nobody Got Cereal?
The boys break out of jail and are on the run from the police and ManBearPig.