>> NO, NO, NO, I'M TELLING YOUGUYS MUSIC VIDEOS ARE ONLY
PRETTY GIRLS, SKIN TIGHT CLOTHESSINGING ABOUT THEIR VAJAYJAY.
IT USE TO BE ABOUT RELATIONSHIPSNOW IT'S VAJAYJAY THIS AND
VAJAYJAY THAT.THAT'S WHAT SELLS.
THINK ABOUT WHEN WHEN WAS THELAST TIME YOU DIDN'T SEE A GIRL
SINGING ABOUT HER VAJAYJAY?YOU CAN'T REMEMBER.
>> BUTTERS, WHERE IS YOUR LUNCH?>> I'M NOT HUNG RY.
>> A BULLY TOOK YOUR LUNCH MONEYAGAIN.
>> YA.>> THAT'S THE THIRD DAY IN A
ROW.>> TELL A TEACHER.
>> NO I'M NOT A TATTER TAIL.>> WRITE AN ANONYMOUS LETTER.
>> I DON'T WANT TO BE ANANONYMOUS ANDY.
>> THIS IS WHY BULLYING ISGETTING WORST AND WORST AT OUR
SCHOOLS.WE CAN'T SIT BY AND LET IT
HAPPEN ANYMORE.>> GOOD STORE YOU STAN.
GOOD SOMEONE HAS BALLS.>> I HAVE BALLS.
>> SWISHY BOBA TEA BALLS.>> STILL BALLS.
>> BUTTERS TALK TO YOUR FAMILYABOUT IT YOUR GRANDMA IS
>> MY GRANDMA?>> YOUR COUSIN ELBERT, LINDA,
HAS TWO GIRLS NOW.ONE IN 3 AND THE OTHER IS ABOUT
BUSTERS AGE I THINK.>> SPEAK OF THE DELVE.
>> WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE.>> GRANDMA, CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A SECOND.>> SURE YOU COME SIT NEXT TO
GRAMMY.>> CAN I TALK TO GRAMMY ALONE.
>> I GUESS.WE WILL MAKE TEA.
>> TEA WOULD BE LOVELY.>> WHAT'S UP?
>> HUH?YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH, HUH.
>> I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO PICKON ME NO MORE GRAND.
>> YOU THINK YOU'RE [BEEP]TOUGH.
YOU DON'T LOOK [BEEP] TOUGH.>> I DON'T THINK I'M TOUGH,
GRAND.>> NO YOU'RE A LITTLE FAGGOT.
YOU GOT MY MORE MONEY.>> NO, YOU TOOK IT ALL.
>> WHY DON'T YOU DO SOMETHINGABOUT IT.
>> DO SOMETHING YOU LITTLEBITCH.
YOU'RE GRANDMA'S BITCH.>> HERE WE GO.
>> THERE IS THE TEA.>> TEA FOR ME, HOW LUCKY.
>> AND YOUR FAVORITE LEMON BARS.>> GOODNESS, WHAT A TREAT THIS
HERE AT YOUR SCHOOL IS NODIFFERENT FROM WHAT IS HAPPENING
ALL ORE THE COUNTRY.BULLYING HAS BECOME A EPIDEMIC
I'M AFRAID.WE ARE TRYING TO STAPL IT OUT.
>> WHAT IS YOUR SCHOOL'S POLICYON BULLYING?
>> OH, WELL WE THUNK THATBULLYING IS -- IS BAD.
WE SEE BULLYING IN THE SCHOOL WETELL THE STUDENTS THAT, YOU
KNOW, THAT IS BAD.>> HUH-UH.
ONE OF OUR STUDENTS SAY IT'SGETTING WORST.
>> WHO SAID?>> HE DOESN'T WANT THAT
DISCLOSED.>> LITTLE ANONYMOUS ANDY.
>> WE WOULD LIKE AANTI--BULLYING ASSEMBLY WITH THE
SCHOOL.>> OKAY.
TODAY IS BAD.WE HAVE AN ASSEMBLY ON POSITIVE
THUNKING.>> YOU THINK POSITIVE THINKING
IS CRITICAL IN SCHOOLS.WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
SHUT UP.WHAT KIND OF A COUNSELOR SAYS NO
TO AN ANTI-BULLYING CAMPAIGN.BULLYING NEEDS TO BE STOPPED,
NOW THIS AFTERNOON.>> WELL --
>> YOU MAY ONLY HAVE A INTERNETDEGREE.
WHY DON'T YOU ACT LIKE A SCHOOLCOUNCILOR AND NOT A UNINFORMED
BACKWARDS LITTLE DORK.OKAY.
>> ATTENTION, STUDENTS.TODAY WE WILL HAVE AN ASSEMBLY
ON THE SUBJECT OF BULLYING.OKAY.
>> THE ASSEMBLY IS MANDATORY.BUSTER SHOW UP.
>> MY GRANDMA?>> SHE SAID TO MEET HER OUTSIDE
BEHIND THE SCHOOL.>> HAMBURGERS.
>> HEY, TWERP.YOU WENT AND NARCED ON ME.
>> OH, HI GRANDMA.>> I HEURD SOMEONE BROUGHT IN AN
ANTI-BULLY COUNSELOR.THOUGHT I WOULDN'T FIND OUT YOU
LITTLE, NARC.>> I DIDN'T NARC, GRANDMA.
IT WASN'T ME.>> WHAT IS THIS OVER HERE?
OH A NARC PUCK.THIS IS WHAT TPHARBGZ HAVE TO
PUT IN THEIR MOUTH.OH IT HAS PISS ALL OVER IT.
>> NO, GRANNY, KNOCK IT OFF.STOP IT.
>> PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH.PUT IT IN YOUR [BEEP] MOUTH.
(KNOCKING ).>> OH, HELLO.
>> OH, SORRY.THIS DOOR ISN'T SUPPOSE TO BE
LOCKED.>> I'M SORRY I NEEDED THE REST
ROOM.MY GRAND SON BROUGHT ME TO THIS
ONE.ISN'T THAT RIGHT, BUTTERS.
>> YES.>> BUTTERS, GOOFBALL.
I WILL SHOW YOU TO THE GIRL'SROOM, MA'AM.
>> THANK YOU, SO MUCH.YOU NARC AGAIN YOU'RE [BEEP]
COMING.>> WHAT MAKES A BULLY?
THERE ARE MORE BULLIES THAN YOUTHINK.
THE STUDENT WHO LET'S BULLYINGHAPPEN IS AS BAD AS THE BULLY
ITSELF.COME OUT, LORRAINE.
I ASKED LORE AN TO HELP ME OUT.ARE YOU BULLIED IN THE SCHOOL,
LORRAINE?>> YES.
>> KIDS PICK ON YOU, CALL YOUNAMES?
>> SOMETIMES.>> WHAT KAOUPBDZ OF THINGS DO
THEY SAY TO YOU?>> --
>> DO THEY SAY NICE PANTS WHY DOYOU WEAR THEM UP TO YOUR TITS?
>> NO.>> BULLYING AFFECTS EVERYONE.
ONLY IF THE ENTIRE SCHOOL ISUNITED AGAINST IT CAN BULLYING
STOPPED.GO, GO, GET OUT OF HERE.
WHAT WE AT BUCKY BAILEY BULLYBUSTERS LIKE TO DO IS GET A
ANTI-BULLYING VIDEO MADE AT THESCHOOL.
WHO WOULD LIKE TO BE IN CHARGE?WE JUST NEED ONE STUDENT TO THE
LEADER OF OUR ANTI-BULLYINGCAMPAIGN.
WHAT ARE YOU ALL CHICKEN.BWARK BWARK BWARK.
NOBODY WANTS TO BE IN CHARGE OFTHE ANTI-BULLY VIDEO?
BWARK BWARK BWARK BWARK.>> I WILL DO IT I WILL BE IN
CHARGE.>> YOU'RE A BIG MAN.
YOU WAN TO SHOW WHAT A BIG MANYOU ARE?
>> NO, BULLYING HAS GOTTEN OUTOF HAND AND LEADS TO BE STOPPED.
>> GOOD STORE YOU STAN.PHR US.
>> YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO I HATE?I HATE THAT KID, BUTTERS.
HE'S A DORK.>> YA, LET'S GO PICK ON HIM.
YA, YA.>> GAYS, DON'T PICK ON BUTTERS.
THAT'S NOT COOL.YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
BULLYING, DID YOU KNOW IN MARKOVER 200,000 STUDENTS ARE AFRAID
TO COME TO SCHOOL BECAUSE OFBULLYING?
AT SOUTH PARK HE WIL ELEMENTARY WE'REBETTER THAN THAT.
LET'S PUT AN END TO BULLYING.♪ BULLY ISN'T COOL
♪ BULLYING IS UGLY WITH A STUPIDNAME
♪ FOR A HEALTHY WORLD BULLYINGIS UNFIT
♪ I THINK I KNOW WHAT WE SHOULDDO TO IT
♪ LET'S GET TOGETHER AND MAKEBULLYING KILL ITSELF
♪ BULLYING IS AN UGLY THUNK♪ SHOVE IT'S FACE IN THE DIRT
♪ MAKE BULLYING KILL ITSELF♪ WHOA, WHOA, WHOA
♪ YOU LIKE MY BODY, LET'S PLAY♪ YOU CAN TOUCH ME ANYWHERE BUT
MY VAJAYJAY♪ WE CAN MAKE IT STOP
♪ WE CAN STOP IT OUT♪ WE CAN BEAT IT UNTIL IT STARTS
TO CRY♪ LET'S GANG UP ON IT
♪ TELL IT, IT SMELLS♪ LET'S ALL GET TOGETHER
♪ MAKE BULLYING KILL ITSELFLUIS MUSE IT WILL BE FUN TO SEE
HOW FAST WE CAN MAKE IT FEEL♪ MAKE BULLYING KILL I ITSELF
♪ WHOA, WHOA, WHOA♪ MY HEART SAYS YES, YES, YES
MUSE MY VAJAYJAY SAYS NO♪
♪ MY MIND♪ I TRY TO BREAK FREE
♪ WORDS ARE SO UNKIND♪ STUPID, UGLY, DORK
THIS.>> BUTTERS, YOU RUINED IT.
IT'S ONE LONG SHOT.>> THIS WILL MAKE THINGS WORST
FOR ME.>> BUTTERS, YOU'RE THE STAR OF
THE VIDEO.>> HE DOESN'T WANT TO DO IT,
DUDE.>> YOU WANT TO BE BULLIED YOUR
WHOLE LIFE, BUTTERS.>> KYLE, KYLE.
>> WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS, STAN?>> STOP BULLYING.
>> YOU'RE GOING TO STOPBULLYING?
>> YES.WITH CARTMAN SINGING ABOUT HIS
VAGINA.>> IT'S ABOUT AWARENESS.
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND HOWIMPORTANT IT IS.
IN AMERICA OVER 200,000 STUDENTSARE AFRAID TO COME TO SCHOOL
EVERY DAY -->> DON'T, DON'T ACT FOR ME STAN.
EVERY MINUTE THIS IS LESS ABOUTAWARENESS AND MORE ABOUT YOU.
>> KYLE, I'M TRYING TO MAKE ADIFFERENCE.
>> OKAY.
>> OH E HEAVENS TO BETTY, LINDA.THIS IS A YUMMY, YUMMY HAM.
I LOVE YOUR COOKING.>> OUR LINDA, DOES KNOW HER WAY
AROUND A PORK.>> WHAT IS THE MATTER, BUTTERS?
>> NOTHING, DAD.JUST A LITTLE GASSY.
>> OH, DON'T FART ON GRAND.>> Marv: SHE'S TRYING TO ENJOY
HER HAM.>> OKAY.
DAD, I WON'T.>> I WILL GET IT.
>> LINDA, IS THAT A NEW CLOCK ONTHE WALL.
>> YES.STEPHEN AND I GOT THAT LAST
MONTH.IT'S FROM GERMANY.
I LOVE THE K CANARY AND IT CHIMESEVERY HOUR.
>> BUTTERS, YOUR FRIENDS WANT TOSEE YOU.
>> BUTTERS, WE HAVE GOOD NEWS AHOLLYWOOD MOVIE COMPANY IS
WIDING OUR ANTI-BULLYING VIDEO.>> A ANTI-BULLYING VIDEO, HOW
ADORABLE.>> YES BUTTERS IS THE STAR.
THE COMPANY WANTS TO DO A PHOTOSHOOT WITH HIM TO MAKE POSTERS.
>> WHAT IS THAT?>> HEY.
>> YOU WENT AND MADE A VIDEO,SOLD IT WITHOUT LETTING ME KNOW.
>> DOING THE VIDEO WAS MY IDEAIT'S THE PROPERTY OF BUCKY BAIL
HE'S BULLY.>> IT'S STRESSFUL.
>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU.WITH THIS MONEY WE CAN BE THE
LEGIT ORGANIZATION WE DESERVE TOBE.
YOU GREEDY, SELFISH, LITTLEPRICK.
YOU GOING TO KWY?>> NO.
>> LET ME SEE YOU CWY, CWY.(CRYING )
>> YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE,BUTTERS.
YOU HAVE TO DEFEND YOURSELF.VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER.
SHE IS GOING TO KILL YOU,BUTTERS.
YOU KNOW SHE IS.>> YOU'RE RIGHT, I DON'T HAVE A
CHOICE.>> SO, GRANDMA, YOU BROUGHT THIS
ON YOUR SELF.IT'S TIME YOU MET WITH CHAOS.
>> I HAVE BEEN PUSHED AROUND FORTHE LAST TIME.
NOW I'M -- AND HELL IS COMINGWITH ME.
>> OH, LOOK IT'S CAPTAIN PUSSY.YOU CAN'T STOP ME, CAPTAIN
PUSSY.DON'T EVEN TRY.
>> GRANDMA.>> I GOT INSPIRED WHEN I CAME
ACROSS YOUR GAY COSTUME IN YOURCLOSET.
NOW COME ON, CAPTAIN PUSSY.TIME FOR YOU TO GET YOUR GUMMY
BEARS.>> NO, GRANDMA, PLEASE.
NOT GUMMY BEARS.>> COME HERE!
>> AHH!>> STAND UP FOR YOURSELF.
FIGHT BACK.BE A [BEEP] MAN.
>> I CAN'T.>> THEN IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GET
GUMMY BEARS.GUMMY BEARS!
>> AHHH!>> OOOH.
>> WHAT'S UP?>> I'M PRESIDENT OF THE MOVIE
COMPANY THAT BROUGHT THE BULLYVIDEO.
>> OH, WHAT STAN MARSH GOT YOUTO COME TALK TO ME?
THAT CLAY SHAY RESOLUTIONCONFLICT KEVIN.
THAT VIDEO WAS CONCEIVED ANDWRITTEN BY THE SOUTH PARK
STUDENT BODY.YOU GOT THAT.
>> IT WAS MY IDEA I TOLD THEM TOMAKE IT AND PRODUCED THE WHOLE
THING.I DESERVE MY NAME ON IT.
>> AMERICA DOESN'T GIVE A SITABOUT A MAN WITH A CAPTAIN
KANGAROO HAIR CUT.HERE IS A LETTER, IF YOU CLAIM
ANYTHING WE WILL SUE YOU FOREVERYTHING YOU.
HAVE.>> THIS WAS GOING TO BE THE
THING TO MAKE BULLY BUCKERSTRADEMARK A NATIONAL
ORGANIZATION.>> YOU GOING TO KWY?
DON'T CWY WITH YOUR CAPTAINKANGAROO HAIRCUT.
>> HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.>> EXCUSE ME, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN MY LOCKER.>> WE'RE PUTTING UP MOVIE
POSTERS, PAL.BUT BECAUSE YOU WALK OUT ON THE
VIDEO YOU DON'T GET TO COME.>> I DON'T WANT TO GO TO YOUR
STUPID MOVIE PREMIERE.DON'T TAPE THAT TO MY LOCKER!
>> OH, GOD.WHAT'S UP, KYLE?
>> WHY YOU TRYING TO TRASH TALKOUR THEATRICAL RELEASE?
>> YOU THINK THIS IS GOOD FORBUTTERS.
HIS FACE FOR THE POSTER CHILD OFBULLYING.
>> BUTTERS IS FINE WITH IT.>> HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IS GOOD
FOR HIM.EITHER DO YOU.
>> I'M NOT GOING TO BE BULLIEDBY YOU.
>> YOU WERE WAITING FOR ME INTHE BATHROOM.
>> OH, YA.DON'T DO THIS.
>> NEEDS TO BE SEEN BYEVERYBODY, KYLE.
>> PUT IT ON THE INTERNET FORFREE.
>> WELL?>> WHAT, WHAT IS THE QUESTION
AGAIN?>> IF YOU THINK EVERY KID IN
AMERICA SHOULD SEE YOURANTI-BULLYING MOVIE WHY DON'T
YOU PUT IT ON THE INTERNET FORFREE.
>> GET OUT OF HERE, KYLE.I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM.
>> FINE.>> DON'T ASK ME FOR HELP.
>> WE KNOW BULLY SAGE EPIDEMIC.LIKE AIDS BULLYING IS ESCALATING
MOSTLY BY PENIS'.NOW KIDS ARE TRYING TO MACH A
DIFFERENCE BY MAKING BULLYINGKILL ITSELF.
I'M JOINED BY THE DIRECTOR ANDTHE BOY MAKING THE FILM.
STAN, CONGRATULATIONS.>> I WAS TIRED OF SEEING KIDS
LIKE BUTTERS GETTING PUSHEDAROUND AND HAD TO DO SOMETHING
ABOUT IT.>> WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY TO
YOUR BULLY OUT THERE.>> NOTHING.
>> THIS IS FOR EVERYBODY WHO ISA VICTIM.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SAY.>> STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME SAY
THINGS ON YOUR TV SHOW.>> HEAR THAT KIDS.
>> WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT TO SAY,BUTTERS.
>> PLEASE, LEAVE ME ALONE.>> LEAVE HIM ALONE.
THAT DOESN'T WORK, BUTTERS.>> NO, IT DOESN'T.
>> TELL US WHAT THE BULLY DOESFOR YOU.
>> STOP IT.>> THIS IS FOR AMERICA.
DO YOU REALIZE IN AMERICA OVER200,000 STUDENTS ARE AFRAID TO
GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE OFBULLYING.
YOU BETTER CARE.(YELLING)
(FIGHTING)>> WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU
THINKING?EVERYONE JUST SAW THAT THE BULLY
VICTIM IN YOUR MOVIE IS AVIOLENT PSYCHOPATH.
I I DIDN'T KNOW.>> THIS COULD KILL THE BOX
OFFICE.PEOPLE ARE GOING TO COME AFTER
US SAYING WE DIDN'T CHECK OURFACTS.
>> I DIDN'T BEAT UP DR. OZ DON'TBE MAD AT ME.
>> IT'S YOUR [BEEP] MOVIE.NOW I HAVE TO WORK OVERTIME WITH
MARKETING FOR PEOPLE TOSYMPATHIZE WITH OUR VICTIM.
GET THE [BEEP] OUT OF HERE.I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
>> OH, YOU HAVE HEARD OF A PLACECALLED HELL?
IT'S ETERNAL FIRE AND IT WILLHURT REALLY BAD.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO CWYNOW?
I GOT MEAN AND BEAT THE SNOT OUTOF DR. OZ.
I CAN'T LIE, IT FELT KIND OFGOOD AT FIRST.
SINCE THEN I HAVE THIS DARKEMPTY TPHEGS.
THEN I REALIZED THAT'S HOW YOUMUST FEEL, ALL THE TIME.
POOR OLD GRANDMA.I HAVE BEEN GIVEN ADVICE ON HOW
TO DEAL WITH YOU.STAND UP TO YOU.
TELL ON YOU.THERE ARE PEOPLE LIKE YOU OUT,
THERE ALL OVER THE PLACE.WHEN YOU'RE A KID THINGS SEEM
LIKE THEY WILL LAST FOREVER BUTTHEY'RE NOT.
LIFE CHANGES.YOU WON'T ALWAYS BE AROUND.
SOME DAY YOU WILL DIE.SOME DAY PRETTY SOON.
WHEN YOU'RE IN THE HOSPITAL BEDWITH TUBES UP YOUR NOSE, AND
THAT LITTLE PAN UNDER YOUR BUTTTO PEE IN, I'LL COME VISIT YOU.
I'LL COME JUST TO SHOW YOU I'MALIVE AND HAPPY.
AND YOU'RE DYING BEING NOTHINGBUT YOU.
GOOD NIGHT, GRANDMA.[BOOING]
>> COME ON.>> DUDE, WHAT IS GOING ON.
>> DIDN'T YOU HEAR.NOW AMERICA KNOWS BUTTERS IS A
PSYCHOPATH THEY SAY YOU MADE ABULL CRAP BULL AOG VIDEO.
>> WHAT DID THE STUDIO SAY ABOUTIT?
>> THEY BACKED OUT AND HAD ACHANGE OF HEART.
, BOO.>> YOU MADE US LOOK LIKE
UNCARRYING IDIOTS.>> BOO, BOO, PWAOFRPLTS.
>> EVERYONE LOVED ME 16 HOURSAGO.
>> ABC CALLED.DR. OZ IS SUING AND YOU THE
ENTIRE SCHOOL.WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
>> THERE IS ONLY ONE THING LEFTFOR ME TO DO.
♪ I'M GOING TO JACK IT WHERE THEIS NOT ALWAYS SHINES
♪ GOING TO JACK IT♪ I NEED TO USE MY MIND
♪ BEEN PLANTING THOSE APPLESEEDS
♪ WHILE THOSE APPLE SEEDS GO I'MGOING JACKIN IT IN SAN DIEGO
♪ JACKIN IT, JACKIN IT♪ I DON'T NEED NO SHIRT
♪ GOING TO TAKE THE PANTS OFF♪ WHO NEEDS UNDERWEAR OR SOCKS
♪ BEEN AROUND GOD'S COUNTRY♪ NO BETTER PLACE FOR JACKING IN
THAN SAN DIEGO♪ JACKING IT, JACKING IT
♪ JACKING IT♪ COME TO SAN DIEGO, THERE IS SO
MUCH TO SEE♪ FROM THE SPARKLING WATERS OF
MISSION BAY TO THE WARMTORTILLAS OF OLD TOWN
♪ WHY NOT TRY SPANKING IT IN ACHARMING STREET
♪ SAN DIEGO TAKE A LOAD OFF♪ JACKING IT, JACKING IT
♪ SPAFRPBGING IT, SPANKING IT♪ JERKING IT
♪ HELLO♪ JACKING IT
♪ FROM THE WINDOW A GUY ISSHOOTING VIDEO
♪ IF THE GOOD LORD JESUS COMESKNOCKING ON THE DOOR
♪ TELL HIM I'M JACKING IT IN SANDIEGO
♪ JACKING, JACKING JACKING>> I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO PICK
Butterballs
s16e05 April 11, 2012
Butters is the victim of an unlikely bully.