>> NO, NO, NO, I'M TELLING YOUGUYS MUSIC VIDEOS ARE ONLY

PRETTY GIRLS, SKIN TIGHT CLOTHESSINGING ABOUT THEIR VAJAYJAY.

IT USE TO BE ABOUT RELATIONSHIPSNOW IT'S VAJAYJAY THIS AND

VAJAYJAY THAT.THAT'S WHAT SELLS.

THINK ABOUT WHEN WHEN WAS THELAST TIME YOU DIDN'T SEE A GIRL

SINGING ABOUT HER VAJAYJAY?YOU CAN'T REMEMBER.

>> BUTTERS, WHERE IS YOUR LUNCH?>> I'M NOT HUNG RY.

>> A BULLY TOOK YOUR LUNCH MONEYAGAIN.

>> YA.>> THAT'S THE THIRD DAY IN A

ROW.>> TELL A TEACHER.

>> NO I'M NOT A TATTER TAIL.>> WRITE AN ANONYMOUS LETTER.

>> I DON'T WANT TO BE ANANONYMOUS ANDY.

>> THIS IS WHY BULLYING ISGETTING WORST AND WORST AT OUR

SCHOOLS.WE CAN'T SIT BY AND LET IT

HAPPEN ANYMORE.>> GOOD STORE YOU STAN.

GOOD SOMEONE HAS BALLS.>> I HAVE BALLS.

>> SWISHY BOBA TEA BALLS.>> STILL BALLS.

>> BUTTERS TALK TO YOUR FAMILYABOUT IT YOUR GRANDMA IS

>> MY GRANDMA?>> YOUR COUSIN ELBERT, LINDA,

HAS TWO GIRLS NOW.ONE IN 3 AND THE OTHER IS ABOUT

BUSTERS AGE I THINK.>> SPEAK OF THE DELVE.

>> WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE.>> GRANDMA, CAN I TALK TO YOU

FOR A SECOND.>> SURE YOU COME SIT NEXT TO

GRAMMY.>> CAN I TALK TO GRAMMY ALONE.

>> I GUESS.WE WILL MAKE TEA.

>> TEA WOULD BE LOVELY.>> WHAT'S UP?

>> HUH?YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH, HUH.

>> I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO PICKON ME NO MORE GRAND.

>> YOU THINK YOU'RE [BEEP]TOUGH.

YOU DON'T LOOK [BEEP] TOUGH.>> I DON'T THINK I'M TOUGH,

GRAND.>> NO YOU'RE A LITTLE FAGGOT.

YOU GOT MY MORE MONEY.>> NO, YOU TOOK IT ALL.

>> WHY DON'T YOU DO SOMETHINGABOUT IT.

>> DO SOMETHING YOU LITTLEBITCH.

YOU'RE GRANDMA'S BITCH.>> HERE WE GO.

>> THERE IS THE TEA.>> TEA FOR ME, HOW LUCKY.

>> AND YOUR FAVORITE LEMON BARS.>> GOODNESS, WHAT A TREAT THIS

HERE AT YOUR SCHOOL IS NODIFFERENT FROM WHAT IS HAPPENING

ALL ORE THE COUNTRY.BULLYING HAS BECOME A EPIDEMIC

I'M AFRAID.WE ARE TRYING TO STAPL IT OUT.

>> WHAT IS YOUR SCHOOL'S POLICYON BULLYING?

>> OH, WELL WE THUNK THATBULLYING IS -- IS BAD.

WE SEE BULLYING IN THE SCHOOL WETELL THE STUDENTS THAT, YOU

KNOW, THAT IS BAD.>> HUH-UH.

ONE OF OUR STUDENTS SAY IT'SGETTING WORST.

>> WHO SAID?>> HE DOESN'T WANT THAT

DISCLOSED.>> LITTLE ANONYMOUS ANDY.

>> WE WOULD LIKE AANTI--BULLYING ASSEMBLY WITH THE

SCHOOL.>> OKAY.

TODAY IS BAD.WE HAVE AN ASSEMBLY ON POSITIVE

THUNKING.>> YOU THINK POSITIVE THINKING

IS CRITICAL IN SCHOOLS.WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

SHUT UP.WHAT KIND OF A COUNSELOR SAYS NO

TO AN ANTI-BULLYING CAMPAIGN.BULLYING NEEDS TO BE STOPPED,

NOW THIS AFTERNOON.>> WELL --

>> YOU MAY ONLY HAVE A INTERNETDEGREE.

WHY DON'T YOU ACT LIKE A SCHOOLCOUNCILOR AND NOT A UNINFORMED

BACKWARDS LITTLE DORK.OKAY.

>> ATTENTION, STUDENTS.TODAY WE WILL HAVE AN ASSEMBLY

ON THE SUBJECT OF BULLYING.OKAY.

>> THE ASSEMBLY IS MANDATORY.BUSTER SHOW UP.

>> MY GRANDMA?>> SHE SAID TO MEET HER OUTSIDE

BEHIND THE SCHOOL.>> HAMBURGERS.

>> HEY, TWERP.YOU WENT AND NARCED ON ME.

>> OH, HI GRANDMA.>> I HEURD SOMEONE BROUGHT IN AN

ANTI-BULLY COUNSELOR.THOUGHT I WOULDN'T FIND OUT YOU

LITTLE, NARC.>> I DIDN'T NARC, GRANDMA.

IT WASN'T ME.>> WHAT IS THIS OVER HERE?

OH A NARC PUCK.THIS IS WHAT TPHARBGZ HAVE TO

PUT IN THEIR MOUTH.OH IT HAS PISS ALL OVER IT.

>> NO, GRANNY, KNOCK IT OFF.STOP IT.

>> PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH.PUT IT IN YOUR [BEEP] MOUTH.

(KNOCKING ).>> OH, HELLO.

>> OH, SORRY.THIS DOOR ISN'T SUPPOSE TO BE

LOCKED.>> I'M SORRY I NEEDED THE REST

ROOM.MY GRAND SON BROUGHT ME TO THIS

ONE.ISN'T THAT RIGHT, BUTTERS.

>> YES.>> BUTTERS, GOOFBALL.

I WILL SHOW YOU TO THE GIRL'SROOM, MA'AM.

>> THANK YOU, SO MUCH.YOU NARC AGAIN YOU'RE [BEEP]

COMING.>> WHAT MAKES A BULLY?

THERE ARE MORE BULLIES THAN YOUTHINK.

THE STUDENT WHO LET'S BULLYINGHAPPEN IS AS BAD AS THE BULLY

ITSELF.COME OUT, LORRAINE.

I ASKED LORE AN TO HELP ME OUT.ARE YOU BULLIED IN THE SCHOOL,

LORRAINE?>> YES.

>> KIDS PICK ON YOU, CALL YOUNAMES?

>> SOMETIMES.>> WHAT KAOUPBDZ OF THINGS DO

THEY SAY TO YOU?>> --

>> DO THEY SAY NICE PANTS WHY DOYOU WEAR THEM UP TO YOUR TITS?

>> NO.>> BULLYING AFFECTS EVERYONE.

ONLY IF THE ENTIRE SCHOOL ISUNITED AGAINST IT CAN BULLYING

STOPPED.GO, GO, GET OUT OF HERE.

WHAT WE AT BUCKY BAILEY BULLYBUSTERS LIKE TO DO IS GET A

ANTI-BULLYING VIDEO MADE AT THESCHOOL.

WHO WOULD LIKE TO BE IN CHARGE?WE JUST NEED ONE STUDENT TO THE

LEADER OF OUR ANTI-BULLYINGCAMPAIGN.

WHAT ARE YOU ALL CHICKEN.BWARK BWARK BWARK.

NOBODY WANTS TO BE IN CHARGE OFTHE ANTI-BULLY VIDEO?

BWARK BWARK BWARK BWARK.>> I WILL DO IT I WILL BE IN

CHARGE.>> YOU'RE A BIG MAN.

YOU WAN TO SHOW WHAT A BIG MANYOU ARE?

>> NO, BULLYING HAS GOTTEN OUTOF HAND AND LEADS TO BE STOPPED.

>> GOOD STORE YOU STAN.PHR US.

>> YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO I HATE?I HATE THAT KID, BUTTERS.

HE'S A DORK.>> YA, LET'S GO PICK ON HIM.

YA, YA.>> GAYS, DON'T PICK ON BUTTERS.

THAT'S NOT COOL.YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

BULLYING, DID YOU KNOW IN MARKOVER 200,000 STUDENTS ARE AFRAID

TO COME TO SCHOOL BECAUSE OFBULLYING?

AT SOUTH PARK HE WIL ELEMENTARY WE'REBETTER THAN THAT.

LET'S PUT AN END TO BULLYING.♪ BULLY ISN'T COOL

♪ BULLYING IS UGLY WITH A STUPIDNAME

♪ FOR A HEALTHY WORLD BULLYINGIS UNFIT

♪ I THINK I KNOW WHAT WE SHOULDDO TO IT

♪ LET'S GET TOGETHER AND MAKEBULLYING KILL ITSELF

♪ BULLYING IS AN UGLY THUNK♪ SHOVE IT'S FACE IN THE DIRT

♪ MAKE BULLYING KILL ITSELF♪ WHOA, WHOA, WHOA

♪ YOU LIKE MY BODY, LET'S PLAY♪ YOU CAN TOUCH ME ANYWHERE BUT

MY VAJAYJAY♪ WE CAN MAKE IT STOP

♪ WE CAN STOP IT OUT♪ WE CAN BEAT IT UNTIL IT STARTS

TO CRY♪ LET'S GANG UP ON IT

♪ TELL IT, IT SMELLS♪ LET'S ALL GET TOGETHER

♪ MAKE BULLYING KILL ITSELFLUIS MUSE IT WILL BE FUN TO SEE

HOW FAST WE CAN MAKE IT FEEL♪ MAKE BULLYING KILL I ITSELF

♪ WHOA, WHOA, WHOA♪ MY HEART SAYS YES, YES, YES

MUSE MY VAJAYJAY SAYS NO♪

♪ MY MIND♪ I TRY TO BREAK FREE

♪ WORDS ARE SO UNKIND♪ STUPID, UGLY, DORK

THIS.>> BUTTERS, YOU RUINED IT.

IT'S ONE LONG SHOT.>> THIS WILL MAKE THINGS WORST

FOR ME.>> BUTTERS, YOU'RE THE STAR OF

THE VIDEO.>> HE DOESN'T WANT TO DO IT,

DUDE.>> YOU WANT TO BE BULLIED YOUR

WHOLE LIFE, BUTTERS.>> KYLE, KYLE.

>> WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS, STAN?>> STOP BULLYING.

>> YOU'RE GOING TO STOPBULLYING?

>> YES.WITH CARTMAN SINGING ABOUT HIS

VAGINA.>> IT'S ABOUT AWARENESS.

DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND HOWIMPORTANT IT IS.

IN AMERICA OVER 200,000 STUDENTSARE AFRAID TO COME TO SCHOOL

EVERY DAY -->> DON'T, DON'T ACT FOR ME STAN.

EVERY MINUTE THIS IS LESS ABOUTAWARENESS AND MORE ABOUT YOU.

>> KYLE, I'M TRYING TO MAKE ADIFFERENCE.

>> OKAY.

>> OH E HEAVENS TO BETTY, LINDA.THIS IS A YUMMY, YUMMY HAM.

I LOVE YOUR COOKING.>> OUR LINDA, DOES KNOW HER WAY

AROUND A PORK.>> WHAT IS THE MATTER, BUTTERS?

>> NOTHING, DAD.JUST A LITTLE GASSY.

>> OH, DON'T FART ON GRAND.>> Marv: SHE'S TRYING TO ENJOY

HER HAM.>> OKAY.

DAD, I WON'T.>> I WILL GET IT.

>> LINDA, IS THAT A NEW CLOCK ONTHE WALL.

>> YES.STEPHEN AND I GOT THAT LAST

MONTH.IT'S FROM GERMANY.

I LOVE THE K CANARY AND IT CHIMESEVERY HOUR.

>> BUTTERS, YOUR FRIENDS WANT TOSEE YOU.

>> BUTTERS, WE HAVE GOOD NEWS AHOLLYWOOD MOVIE COMPANY IS

WIDING OUR ANTI-BULLYING VIDEO.>> A ANTI-BULLYING VIDEO, HOW

ADORABLE.>> YES BUTTERS IS THE STAR.

THE COMPANY WANTS TO DO A PHOTOSHOOT WITH HIM TO MAKE POSTERS.

>> WHAT IS THAT?>> HEY.

>> YOU WENT AND MADE A VIDEO,SOLD IT WITHOUT LETTING ME KNOW.

>> DOING THE VIDEO WAS MY IDEAIT'S THE PROPERTY OF BUCKY BAIL

HE'S BULLY.>> IT'S STRESSFUL.

>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU.WITH THIS MONEY WE CAN BE THE

LEGIT ORGANIZATION WE DESERVE TOBE.

YOU GREEDY, SELFISH, LITTLEPRICK.

YOU GOING TO KWY?>> NO.

>> LET ME SEE YOU CWY, CWY.(CRYING )

>> YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE,BUTTERS.

YOU HAVE TO DEFEND YOURSELF.VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER.

SHE IS GOING TO KILL YOU,BUTTERS.

YOU KNOW SHE IS.>> YOU'RE RIGHT, I DON'T HAVE A

CHOICE.>> SO, GRANDMA, YOU BROUGHT THIS

ON YOUR SELF.IT'S TIME YOU MET WITH CHAOS.

>> I HAVE BEEN PUSHED AROUND FORTHE LAST TIME.

NOW I'M -- AND HELL IS COMINGWITH ME.

>> OH, LOOK IT'S CAPTAIN PUSSY.YOU CAN'T STOP ME, CAPTAIN

PUSSY.DON'T EVEN TRY.

>> GRANDMA.>> I GOT INSPIRED WHEN I CAME

ACROSS YOUR GAY COSTUME IN YOURCLOSET.

NOW COME ON, CAPTAIN PUSSY.TIME FOR YOU TO GET YOUR GUMMY

BEARS.>> NO, GRANDMA, PLEASE.

NOT GUMMY BEARS.>> COME HERE!

>> AHH!>> STAND UP FOR YOURSELF.

FIGHT BACK.BE A [BEEP] MAN.

>> I CAN'T.>> THEN IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GET

GUMMY BEARS.GUMMY BEARS!

>> AHHH!>> OOOH.

>> WHAT'S UP?>> I'M PRESIDENT OF THE MOVIE

COMPANY THAT BROUGHT THE BULLYVIDEO.

>> OH, WHAT STAN MARSH GOT YOUTO COME TALK TO ME?

THAT CLAY SHAY RESOLUTIONCONFLICT KEVIN.

THAT VIDEO WAS CONCEIVED ANDWRITTEN BY THE SOUTH PARK

STUDENT BODY.YOU GOT THAT.

>> IT WAS MY IDEA I TOLD THEM TOMAKE IT AND PRODUCED THE WHOLE

THING.I DESERVE MY NAME ON IT.

>> AMERICA DOESN'T GIVE A SITABOUT A MAN WITH A CAPTAIN

KANGAROO HAIR CUT.HERE IS A LETTER, IF YOU CLAIM

ANYTHING WE WILL SUE YOU FOREVERYTHING YOU.

HAVE.>> THIS WAS GOING TO BE THE

THING TO MAKE BULLY BUCKERSTRADEMARK A NATIONAL

ORGANIZATION.>> YOU GOING TO KWY?

DON'T CWY WITH YOUR CAPTAINKANGAROO HAIRCUT.

>> HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.>> EXCUSE ME, WHAT ARE YOU DOING

IN MY LOCKER.>> WE'RE PUTTING UP MOVIE

POSTERS, PAL.BUT BECAUSE YOU WALK OUT ON THE

VIDEO YOU DON'T GET TO COME.>> I DON'T WANT TO GO TO YOUR

STUPID MOVIE PREMIERE.DON'T TAPE THAT TO MY LOCKER!

>> OH, GOD.WHAT'S UP, KYLE?

>> WHY YOU TRYING TO TRASH TALKOUR THEATRICAL RELEASE?

>> YOU THINK THIS IS GOOD FORBUTTERS.

HIS FACE FOR THE POSTER CHILD OFBULLYING.

>> BUTTERS IS FINE WITH IT.>> HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IS GOOD

FOR HIM.EITHER DO YOU.

>> I'M NOT GOING TO BE BULLIEDBY YOU.

>> YOU WERE WAITING FOR ME INTHE BATHROOM.

>> OH, YA.DON'T DO THIS.

>> NEEDS TO BE SEEN BYEVERYBODY, KYLE.

>> PUT IT ON THE INTERNET FORFREE.

>> WELL?>> WHAT, WHAT IS THE QUESTION

AGAIN?>> IF YOU THINK EVERY KID IN

AMERICA SHOULD SEE YOURANTI-BULLYING MOVIE WHY DON'T

YOU PUT IT ON THE INTERNET FORFREE.

>> GET OUT OF HERE, KYLE.I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM.

>> FINE.>> DON'T ASK ME FOR HELP.

>> WE KNOW BULLY SAGE EPIDEMIC.LIKE AIDS BULLYING IS ESCALATING

MOSTLY BY PENIS'.NOW KIDS ARE TRYING TO MACH A

DIFFERENCE BY MAKING BULLYINGKILL ITSELF.

I'M JOINED BY THE DIRECTOR ANDTHE BOY MAKING THE FILM.

STAN, CONGRATULATIONS.>> I WAS TIRED OF SEEING KIDS

LIKE BUTTERS GETTING PUSHEDAROUND AND HAD TO DO SOMETHING

ABOUT IT.>> WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY TO

YOUR BULLY OUT THERE.>> NOTHING.

>> THIS IS FOR EVERYBODY WHO ISA VICTIM.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SAY.>> STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME SAY

THINGS ON YOUR TV SHOW.>> HEAR THAT KIDS.

>> WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT TO SAY,BUTTERS.

>> PLEASE, LEAVE ME ALONE.>> LEAVE HIM ALONE.

THAT DOESN'T WORK, BUTTERS.>> NO, IT DOESN'T.

>> TELL US WHAT THE BULLY DOESFOR YOU.

>> STOP IT.>> THIS IS FOR AMERICA.

DO YOU REALIZE IN AMERICA OVER200,000 STUDENTS ARE AFRAID TO

GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE OFBULLYING.

YOU BETTER CARE.(YELLING)

(FIGHTING)>> WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU

THINKING?EVERYONE JUST SAW THAT THE BULLY

VICTIM IN YOUR MOVIE IS AVIOLENT PSYCHOPATH.

I I DIDN'T KNOW.>> THIS COULD KILL THE BOX

OFFICE.PEOPLE ARE GOING TO COME AFTER

US SAYING WE DIDN'T CHECK OURFACTS.

>> I DIDN'T BEAT UP DR. OZ DON'TBE MAD AT ME.

>> IT'S YOUR [BEEP] MOVIE.NOW I HAVE TO WORK OVERTIME WITH

MARKETING FOR PEOPLE TOSYMPATHIZE WITH OUR VICTIM.

GET THE [BEEP] OUT OF HERE.I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.

>> OH, YOU HAVE HEARD OF A PLACECALLED HELL?

IT'S ETERNAL FIRE AND IT WILLHURT REALLY BAD.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO CWYNOW?

I GOT MEAN AND BEAT THE SNOT OUTOF DR. OZ.

I CAN'T LIE, IT FELT KIND OFGOOD AT FIRST.

SINCE THEN I HAVE THIS DARKEMPTY TPHEGS.

THEN I REALIZED THAT'S HOW YOUMUST FEEL, ALL THE TIME.

POOR OLD GRANDMA.I HAVE BEEN GIVEN ADVICE ON HOW

TO DEAL WITH YOU.STAND UP TO YOU.

TELL ON YOU.THERE ARE PEOPLE LIKE YOU OUT,

THERE ALL OVER THE PLACE.WHEN YOU'RE A KID THINGS SEEM

LIKE THEY WILL LAST FOREVER BUTTHEY'RE NOT.

LIFE CHANGES.YOU WON'T ALWAYS BE AROUND.

SOME DAY YOU WILL DIE.SOME DAY PRETTY SOON.

WHEN YOU'RE IN THE HOSPITAL BEDWITH TUBES UP YOUR NOSE, AND

THAT LITTLE PAN UNDER YOUR BUTTTO PEE IN, I'LL COME VISIT YOU.

I'LL COME JUST TO SHOW YOU I'MALIVE AND HAPPY.

AND YOU'RE DYING BEING NOTHINGBUT YOU.

GOOD NIGHT, GRANDMA.[BOOING]

>> COME ON.>> DUDE, WHAT IS GOING ON.

>> DIDN'T YOU HEAR.NOW AMERICA KNOWS BUTTERS IS A

PSYCHOPATH THEY SAY YOU MADE ABULL CRAP BULL AOG VIDEO.

>> WHAT DID THE STUDIO SAY ABOUTIT?

>> THEY BACKED OUT AND HAD ACHANGE OF HEART.

, BOO.>> YOU MADE US LOOK LIKE

UNCARRYING IDIOTS.>> BOO, BOO, PWAOFRPLTS.

>> EVERYONE LOVED ME 16 HOURSAGO.

>> ABC CALLED.DR. OZ IS SUING AND YOU THE

ENTIRE SCHOOL.WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

>> THERE IS ONLY ONE THING LEFTFOR ME TO DO.

♪ I'M GOING TO JACK IT WHERE THEIS NOT ALWAYS SHINES

♪ GOING TO JACK IT♪ I NEED TO USE MY MIND

♪ BEEN PLANTING THOSE APPLESEEDS

♪ WHILE THOSE APPLE SEEDS GO I'MGOING JACKIN IT IN SAN DIEGO

♪ JACKIN IT, JACKIN IT♪ I DON'T NEED NO SHIRT

♪ GOING TO TAKE THE PANTS OFF♪ WHO NEEDS UNDERWEAR OR SOCKS

♪ BEEN AROUND GOD'S COUNTRY♪ NO BETTER PLACE FOR JACKING IN

THAN SAN DIEGO♪ JACKING IT, JACKING IT

♪ JACKING IT♪ COME TO SAN DIEGO, THERE IS SO

MUCH TO SEE♪ FROM THE SPARKLING WATERS OF

MISSION BAY TO THE WARMTORTILLAS OF OLD TOWN

♪ WHY NOT TRY SPANKING IT IN ACHARMING STREET

♪ SAN DIEGO TAKE A LOAD OFF♪ JACKING IT, JACKING IT

♪ SPAFRPBGING IT, SPANKING IT♪ JERKING IT

♪ HELLO♪ JACKING IT

♪ FROM THE WINDOW A GUY ISSHOOTING VIDEO

♪ IF THE GOOD LORD JESUS COMESKNOCKING ON THE DOOR

♪ TELL HIM I'M JACKING IT IN SANDIEGO

♪ JACKING, JACKING JACKING>> I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO PICK