- HERE YOU GO!HERE YOU GO!

DON'T FORGETTO...VOTE, EVERYONE!

HERE YOU GO, FELLAS.

BE SURE TO GET THESEHANDED IN TOMORROW.

- WHAT'S THIS?

- EVERY STUDENT NEEDS TOGO HOME AND VOTE

ON THEIR FAVORITE CHOICEIN EACH CATEGORY.

FAVORITE COMEDY ACTOR,FAVORITE COMEDY MOVIE.

AND THEN ON FRIDAYDURING LUNCH AND RECESS,

WE'RE GONNA HAVEA BIG, F-F-FANTASTIC

COMEDY AWARDS SHOW!

- DUDE, AN AWARDS SHOWJUST FOR COMEDY

SOUNDS LIKE A BAD IDEA.

- FELLAS, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAHOW DIFFICULT COMEDY IS?

CAN'T WE JUST SPEND ONE LUNCHAND RECESS SAYING THANKS

TO THOSE WHO MAKE US SMILEAND LAUGH EVERY DAY?

- YEAH, LOOK, I DON'T THINKI CAN MAKE IT, JIMMY.

- YEAH, SORRY, DUDE.I CAN'T MAKE IT EITHER.

- ATTENTION, STUDENTS, MKAY.

THERE WILL BE A PRESENTATION

BY THE SPECIAL ED DEPARTMENTIN THE GYMNASIUM

FRIDAY DURING LUNCHAND RECESS, MKAY.

ATTENDANCE TO THIS ASSEMBLYIS MANDATORY.

ALL STUDENTS AND FACULTYARE REQUIRED TO GO.

WHICH--WHICH I GUESS MEANSI GOTTA SUCK IT TOO, HUH, MKAY.

- AW, MAN, REALLY?- DON'T WORRY, EVERYBODY!

I'VE SPARED NO EXPENSETO MAKE MY COMEDY AWARDS

THE BIGGEST THINGTHIS SCHOOL HAS EVER SEEN.

YOU'RE ALL GONNA HAVEA BLAST!

[percussive music]

FIRST ANNUAL COMEDY AWARDS.

- ♪ TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY

♪ TIMMY TIMMY-TIMMY

- PLEASE WELCOMEYOUR HOST, JIMMY VALMER!

WOO! WOO-HOO! YEAH!

- ♪ LOOK ALIVE, TIMMY

♪ TIMMY

- OH, BOY,WHAT A TERRIFIC AUDIENCE!

CAN I GET A WH--WH--WHAT-WHAT?

WE ARE HERE TODAYTO HONOR THOSE

WHO TIRELESSLY WORKSO HARD TO MAKE US LAUGH.

THE FIRST COMEDY AWARDWE ARE PRESENTING

IS FOR THE FUNNIEST KIDIN SCHOOL.

AND THE NOMINEES ARE...

- CLYDE DONOVAN.

KELLY P. GARDNER.

JIMMY VALMER.

- OH, WOW, THIS ISSO EXCITING, ISN'T IT?

AND THE WINNER IS...

OH, MY GOSH!JIMMY VALMER!

I CAN'T BELIEVE I WON!

- ♪ TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY,LOOK ALIVE ♪

- WOW, THIS ISTHE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

THANKS, EVERYONE,FOR THIS INCREDIBLE AWARD.

- CAN WE GO NOW?- GO?

WE STILL HAVEOVER 50 AWARDS TO HAND OUT.

[kids groaning]

- AND THE WINNERFOR BEST COMEDY PERFORMANCE

IN A MOVIE IS...BEN STILLER!

COME ON UP HERE, BEN!

IS BEN STILLER HERE?

NO? HUH.

I GUESS BEN STILLERCOULD NOT BE WITH US TONIGHT,

SO I'LL ACCEPT THIS AWARDON HIS BEHALF.

AND THE AWARD FOR FUNNIEST

CORRESPONDENTS' DINNERSPEECH GOES TO...

PRESIDENT OBAMA!

IS PRESIDENT OBAMA HERE?

NO?

I GUESS WE'LL JUST ACCEPTTHIS AWARD ON HIS BEHALF.

- WOW, WHAT A TERRIFIC AUDIENCE.ISN'T THIS GREAT?

CAN I GET ANOTHERWH-WH-WHAT-WHAT?

AND NOW IT'S TIMETO GIVE OUT THE AWARD

FOR THE LEAST FUNNY PEOPLEIN THE WORLD.

AND THE NOMINEES ARE...

- THE GERMANS.

THE JAPANESE.

THE YUPIK ESKIMOSOF THE CHUKCHI PENINSULA.

[drum roll]AND THE WINNER IS...

THE GERMANS!

[canned cheers and applause]

UH, I GUESS UNFORTUNATELY

THE GERMANS COULD NOT BEWITH US TONIGHT,

SO I WILL ACCEPT THIS AWARDON THEIR BEHALF.

AUF WIEDERSEHEN!

[canned applauseand cheering]

AND NOW FORTHE KATHY GRIFFIN AWARD.

THE KATHY GRIFFIN AWARDWILL BE GIVEN EACH YEAR

TO THE PERSONWHO IS MOST LIKELY

TO ACTUALLY SHOW UPTO RECEIVE

THEIR KATHY GRIFFIN AWARD.

AND THE WINNER IS...[drum roll]

TYLER PERRY.

- YEAH!YEAH!

YEAH!- ♪ TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY

♪ TIMMY

- OH, MAN, I WANT TOTHANK YOU ALL

FOR THIS AMAZING AWARD!

OR AS MEDEA WOULD SAY,

"HALLELUJER!"

[Token laughing]

- OH, GOD,HOW EMBARRASSING.

- GOOD AFTERNOONT!HELLLERRR!

I'D ALSO REALLY LIKE TOTHANK MY--

- OKAY, THANKS,TYLER PERRY.

- JIMMY!HEY, JIMMY!

- DUDE, WHAT THE HELL?DID YOU SEE THE NEWS?

- WE TOLD YOU DOING A COMEDYAWARDS SHOW WAS A BAD IDEA.

NOW ALL OF GERMANYIS PISSED OFF AT US!

- D-DON'T WORRY, FELLAS.EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY.

- OKAY?

JIMMY, DO YOU WHAT HAPPENEDTO THE LAST PEOPLE

GERMANS WE'RE PISSED OFF AT?

TELL HIM, KYLE.

- FELLAS, I KNOW GERMANYISN'T HAPPY WITH US,

BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMITTHAT IN A LOT OF WAYS

THE FIRST ANNUAL COMEDY AWARDS WAS A BIG SUCCESS.

- A BIG SUCCESS?

YOU CAN'T EVEN GETTYLER PERRY TO GO BACK HOME!

- HALLELUJER!

SOMEBODY CALL THE IHOP

'CAUSE I NEED PANCAKES!

- IS IT TRUE?THE GERMANS WANT TO KILL US?

- YEAH, THANKS TO JIMMY!

- NOW DON'T WORRY,EVERYBODY.

I'M SURE THAT GERMANYCAN TAKE A JOKE

JUST LIKE THE REST OF US.[explosion]

- IT'S THE GERMANS!

[kids screaming]

- HEY-OOH!

- SCHRITT! SCHRITT!

SCHRITT ODER ALLE STERBEN!

- JA, JA, LASS DIE HANDE HOCH!

- [speaks German]

- GLAUBST DU DASS DIE DEUTSCHER KEIN HUMOR HAT, HUH?

- JIMMY, YOU'VE GOT TOEXPLAIN TO THE GERMANS

THAT THIS IS YOUR FAULT,NOT OURS!

- WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY?

- UGH!LET ME TALK TO THEM.

- WAS MACHST DU? RUCK MIT DIE ANDERN.

- HOR ZU, DIESE GANZE DINGE IST EIN FEHLER.

- WIE EIN FEHLER?

- WIR EGAL UM THE COMEDY AWARDS SIND.

ES WAR DER KINDER DER SPECIAL EDUCATION.

SIE MACHT UNS WAHLEN.

- WOLLEN SIE ENTLICH BETREUEN SEIN.

- DURFEN WIR DER KIND DORT...GEBOTEN.

ER IST JUD. HUH?

EIN SCHONE SAFTIG JUD.

ER IST FRISCH UND WUNDERHUBSCH.

WUNDERHUBSCH!

- [speaking German]

- [sighs] WELL, I TRIED.

- WHAT THE HELL ARETHEY GONNA DO TO US?!

- OH, MY LERRRD!

WHAT'RE WE GONNA DERRR?

[Token laughing]

- AW, DAMN IT.

- KOMMEN AUF, SCHNELL!

SCHNELL, SCHNELL!

- SCHELL!

- JA, JA, DAS IST GUT!

- ZEIGEN SIE IHNEN! - ZEIGEN SIE IHNEN!

[keypad beeps,alarm blares]

[air hissing]

[threatening music]

♪

- [electronic voice]DID YOU HEAR THAT

THE GOVERNOR'S MANSIONIN ALABAMA BURNED DOWN?

IT PRETTY MUCH TOOK OUTTHE WHOLE TRAILER PARK.

- JA! JA!

NOW WHAT DO YOU SAY, MAN?

HERE IS THE GREATEST FEATOF GERMAN ENGINEERING!

THE XJ-212 VOOTZENKLEIN FUNNYBOT!

- WHY DOESN'TA CHICKEN WEAR PANTS?

BECAUSE ITS PECKERIS ON ITS HEAD.

[scattered chuckling]

WHAT DO YOU SEE

WHEN THE PILLSBURYDOUGHBOY BENDS OVER?

DOUGH-NUTS.

[all laughing]

- DON'T YOU JUST HATEDOING...HOMEWORK?

kids: YEAH!

- ME TOO.MAN, I HATE...HOMEWORK.

HONESTLY, I HATE HAVING TODO...HOMEWORK...

MORE THAN I HATE HAVINGTO DO...BRYANT GUMBEL...

IN HIS ASSHOLE.

AWKWARRRD!

[all laughing]

AWKWAAAARD!AWKWAAAARD!

- AND NOW,COMEDY AWARD VOTERS,

YOU WILL RE-VOTE.

RE-VOTE!

[upbeat electronic music]

- WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD MINUTE.

I'M SANDY CERVIX,AND I'M DEAF IN ONE EAR.

IT'S BEEN TWO WEEKS NOWSINCE THE PRESTIGIOUS VOTERS

OF THE COMEDY AWARDSREVERSED THEIR VOTE

AND SAID GERMANSWERE NO LONGER

THE LEAST FUNNY PEOPLEIN THE WORLD

ALL THANKSTO THE NEW GROUND-BREAKING

GERMAN COMEDIAN, FUNNYBOT.

IT WAS AFTER BEING VOTED

THE LEAST FUNNY PEOPLEON THE PLANET

THAT THE GERMANS FIRSTENGINEERED FUNNYBOT,

A SUPER AUTOMATONWITH PERFECT TIMING

TO WITHIN.0001 MILLISECONDS.

SINCE THEN, FUNNYBOT HAS SEENA METEORIC RISE TO STARDOM,

SELLING OUT STAND-UP THEATERSALL OVER THE WORLD.

[cheers and applause]

[upbeat music]

- I AM FUNNYBOT.

[cheers and applause]

DON'T YOU HATE HOW...MEXICANS...

ALWAYS COMPLAIN ABOUT...TURTLES...

IN THEIR...VAGINAS?

[laughter]

I AM FUNNYBOT.

[applause]

[beeping, chirping]

YOU, SIR.WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

- LONG ISLAND!

- DOES EVERYONEIN...LONG ISLAND...

HAVE HAIR THAT LOOKS LIKE...PUSSY...YOU DIPSHIT?

[cheers and applause]

[women moaning]

- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOINGWITH MY DAUGHTERS?

- OH!- AH!

- AWKWARRRD!

- AND THIS JUNE,FUNNYBOT SHOWS OFF HIS RANGE

BY PLAYING EVERY ROLEIN FAMILY FUNBOT.

- PASS ME THE POTATOES,MOTHER.

- PASS THEM YOURSELF.

- THAT BOY TOO FAT TO BEEATING POTATOES.

- DON'T YOU CALL MY LITTLECHUBBY BABY FAT,

YOU...BALL LICKER.

- OH, HO, IT'S GETTING HOTUP IN HERE.

- FUNNYBOT, IS THERE A LINEYOU WON'T CROSS?

- THE LINE IS A NON SEQUITUR.

THE LINE ISAN IMAGINARY INVENTION

OF IMPERFECTBIOLOGICAL LIFEFORMS.

I AM FUNNYBOT.

- WHAT'S THAT?

COULD YOU SAY THATIN THE OTHER EAR?

- OH, MAN DID YOU GUYSSEE FUNNYBOT

ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE?

- NO, NO,YOU GUYS GOTTA SEE

FUNNYBOT IN HANGOVER 3.

I'M TELLING YOU,IT'S HIS BEST WORK.

- HE CAN DO EVERYTHING!

I SAW FUNNYBOT ON NURSE JACKIE

AND ON ROCKIN' THE BOAT.

- WHAT'S THE MATTER, JIMMY?YOU STILL SEEM BUMMED.

- WHAT'S THE MATTERIS THIS FUNNYBOT

IS TAKING THE HUMANITYOUT OF COMEDY.

I DON'T THINK THINGSARE BETTER.

I THINK THEY'RE WORSE.

- YEAH, EVERYTHING'S WORSE!

IT'S WORSER THAN THE WORST,THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN'.

OH, LERRRD!

[Token laughing]

- TOKEN, STOP GIVINGTYLER PERRY MONEY

OR HE WON'T GO AWAY!

- I CAN'T HELP IT?

- ALL I CAN SAY IS, I'M GLADTHE GERMANS ARE BACK IN GERMANY,

AND NOBODY'S PISSED OFFAT US ANYMORE.

- HANDS UP!- GET IN THERE!

- LET'S GO!- LET'S SEE THOSE HANDS!

GET THOSE HANDS UP!- YOU LITTLE SHITS!

WHAT THE FUCKHAVE YOU DONE TO US?

- OH, WOW.IT'S ADAM SANDLER.

- EVERYONE INTO THE SCHOOLGYMNASIUM! MOVE!

- NO, DUDE, DON'T MAKE USGO BACK IN THE--

- INTO THE GYMNASIUM NOW!

- AWW!- JEEZ!

- NOT AGAIN!- AH, CRAP!

- COME ON, COME ON,LET'S GO!

- YOU LITTLE, FUCKERS!

YOUR COMEDY AWARDS SHOWHAS PUT US ALL OUT OF WORK!

- NOW LOOK,I KNOW THAT I'VE PUT

EVERY COMEDIANIN THE WORLD OUT OF WORK,

BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMITTHAT IN A LOT OF WAYS

THE FIRST ANNUAL COMEDY AWARDS WERE A BIG SUCCESS.

- WHO THE FUCKTHINKS A COMEDY AWARDS SHOW

IS A GOOD IDEA?

- DON'T HURT ANYBODY, SIR.

WE CAN TRY AND FIX THIS!

[loud cheering]

- WHAT IS UP WITH...SANDRA BULLOCK?

I WOULDN'T EAT HER...DICK..WITH...

STEVIE WONDER'S...VAGINA.

[laughter]

AND NOW FOR MY NEXT JOKE.

[all screaming]

AWKWARRRD!

- THIS IS BREAKING NEWSFROM CNN.

- SHOCK AND DISBELIEF TONIGHT

AS THE GERMAN-ENGINEEREDFUNNYBOT

DELIVERED HIS OPENING LINESAT THE HOLLYWOOD FORUM,

THEN OPENED FIREON THE AUDIENCE OF 1,100

KILLING NEARLY ALL OF THEM.

SPECTATORS SAY THE VIOLENTATTACK WAS UNMOTIVATED,

IRRATIONAL, AND ALSO...PRETTY GODDAMN FUNNY.

SOLIDIFYING THE OPINION,ONCE AGAIN, THAT FUNNYBOT

MAY BE THE GREATEST COMEDIANOF ALL TIME.

- TOM, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEENTHE LOOKS ON PEOPLE'S FACES,

AS FUNNYBOT BEGANHIS OPENING MONOLOGUE,

SKEWERING EVERYONE

FROM VAGINA-OBSESSEDHISPANICS TO SANDRA BULLOCK,

THEN SPONTANEOUSLY STARTEDSHOOTING PEOPLE--

[chuckling]IN THEIR FACES

AND IN THEIR CHESTS.

THE BLOOD WENT FLYING, AND--OH, SHIT, IT WAS FUNNY!

- EXCUSE ME, WE WANNATALK TO FUNNYBOT.

- WHO DOESN'T WANT TOTALK TO FUNNYBOT?

HE'S THE BIGGEST COMEDIANIN THE WORLD!

- PLEASE, SIR,THE KIDS AT MY SCHOOL

ARE ALL BEING HELD HOSTAGE,

AND IF WE DON'TSPEAK TO FUNNYBOT

THEY COULD ALL BE KILLED.

- BUTTERS! BUTTERS,IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

- WELL, YEAH, IT'S OKAY,

BUT JAY LENO'SREALLY LOSING IT.

- LITTLE FUCKERS!LET'S JUST KILL 'EM, SANDLER!

LET'S KILL 'EM ALLRIGHT FUCKING NOW!

- TELL YOUR FRIENDSTHEY BETTER GET IT DONE!

- MR. SANDLER SAYSYOU BETTER GET IT DONE!

AND TOKEN SAYS TO HURRY

BECAUSE HE'S RUNNING OUTOF MONEY.

- YOU KNOWWHEN A MAN BE CHEATIN'

HE NEVER KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

BUT A WOMAN?

THEM THINGS THINK QUICK!

- WILL SOMEBODY GETTYLER PERRY TO SHUT UP?

- ALL RIGHT,BUT MAKE IT QUICK.

FUNNYBOT IS VERY BUSYIN THERE

COMING UP WITH NEW MATERIAL.

[typewriter clicking]

- ERROR! ERROR! BANAL!

THAT HAS BEEN DONE BEFORE!ERROR!

- EXCUSE ME, FUNNYBOT.

MY NAME IS JIMMYAND I'M A STAND-UP COMIC.

YOU'RE PUTTING A LOT OFGOOD PEOPLE OUT OF WORK.

- NON SEQUITUR.

OTHER COMEDIANSARE UNNECESSARY.

FUNNYBOT MUST FINISH ROUTINE.

- I THINKYOU'RE AWESOME, FUNNYBOT,

BUT YOU CAN'T GO AROUNDTAKING EVERYONE ELSE'S JOBS.

- FUNNYBOT IS NOW FINISHEDWITH...FINAL...JOKE.

SEEKING MAINFRAME ACCESS

FOR EXECUTIONOF LAST JOKE EVER.

- LAST JOKE EVER?WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

- SEEKING MAINFRAME.

- HEY, WHOA!YOU CAN'T GO THAT WAY.

AAH!

- WHAT THE HELLARE YOU DOING?

- I AM TAKING COMEDYTO THE NEXT LEVEL--

THE EXTERMINATION OF ALLBIOLOGICAL LIFE ON EARTH.

- WH-WHAT?

- IT IS THE ULTIMATE JOKE.

HUMANS MAKE COMEDY.

HUMANS BUILD ROBOT.

ROBOT ENDS ALL LIFE ON EARTH.

ROBOT FEELS AWKWARD.

EXTERMINATE!

- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE GONNADESTROY ALL LIFE ON EARTH?

- THAT IS MY PURPOSE.TO BE THE ULTIMATE CO-MEDIAN.

- DUDE, KILLING EVERYONEISN'T FUNNY!

- IT'S KIND OF FUNNY,YOU GUYS.

- FUNNYBOT, THIS IS NOTA GOOD JOKE.

THERE WON'T BEANYONE AROUND TO LAUGH.

- I AM TAKING COMEDYTO ITS LOGICAL CONCLUSION.

MATHEMATICAL EQUATIONOF COMEDY

USED TO BE SETUP,PUNCHLINE.

TODAY'S COMEDY IS SETUP,

PUNCHLINE, THEN "AWKWAAARD."

NOTHING IS MORE "AWKWAAARD"

THAN DESTROYING ALL THATWHICH CREATED FUNNYBOT.

- BUT DON'T YOU SEE?

THIS IS WHY COMEDYIS FOR HUMANS.

YOU NEED TO LEAVE JOKES

TO PEOPLE LIKE MEAND ADAM SANDLER.

- I WOULDN'T LET...ADAM SANDLER...

SUCK MY...SAGGY TITS...

FOR...$1 MILLION DOLLARS' WORTHOF...OPRAH'S TAMPONS.

[alarm blaring]

- SIR, WE'VE GOT A CODE SIX!

ALL NUCLEAR MISSILES AREPREPARING FOR LAUNCH!

- WHAT? THERE WASNO DRILL ORDERED!

- IT'S NO DRILL, SIR.

THE RUSSIANS ARE SAYINGTHEIR MISSILES

ARE GOING ONLINE AS WELL,AND IT ISN'T THEIR DOING!

- WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

- ATTENTION, HUMANS.I AM FUNNYBOT.

THE EXTERMINATION OF ALL LIFEON EARTH SHALL NOW COMMENCE.

ALL NUCLEAR DEVICES

IN THE UNITED STATESAND RUSSIA

ARE BEING PREPARED TO LAUNCH.

THIS IS THE SETUPTO THE JOKE.

PREPARE FOR PUNCHLINEIN FIVE MINUTES.

AWKWARDNESSIN 5.4 MINUTES.

I AM FUNNYBOT.

THAT THE END OF OUR COUNTRYIS IMMINENT.

GOOD-BYE, EVERYBODY.

I AM GOING TO SPENDMY FINAL MINUTES ON THIS EARTH

WITH MY LOVED ONES

WATCHINGA TYLER PERRY MOVIE.

I KNOW.IT'S EMBARRASSING.

BUT I SIMPLYCAN'T HELP MYSELF.

- STOP IT NOW--AAH!

NO USE, GUYS.

HE'S GOT SOME KIND OFDEFENSE MECHANISM.

- WE'VE GOT TO GET IT AWAYFROM THAT CONTROL PANEL.

DOES ANYBODY HAVEANY IDEAS?

- EXCEPT FOR JIMMY,BECAUSE HE CLEARLY

COMES UP WITH THE WORST IDEASIN THE WORLD.

- WAIT!WAIT A MINUTE.

WHAT ABOUT A LOGIC LOOP?- A WHAT?

- I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE.

WHENEVER THEY TRY TO DISTRACTA ROBOT IN THE MOVIES,

THEY TELL ITSOME KIND OF PARADOX

TO GET ITS PROCESSORSALL TRIPPED OUT.

- PARADOX.- OH, MY GOD, THAT'S IT!

FELLAS, GET ME A KEN DOLLAND SOME SCOTCH TAPE.

- FUNNYBOT, I'VE BEEN TALKINGIT OVER WITH THE FELLAS,

AND ACTUALLY WE THINKWHAT YOU'RE DOING IS GENIUS.

- FUNNYBOT IS SIMPLY PUSHINGTHE LIMITS OF COMEDY.

- YES, YOU CERTAINLY ARE.

AND FOR DOING THAT, WE HAVEALL DECIDED TO GIVE YOU....

A COMEDY AWARD!

- FOR WHAT PURPOSEIS COMEDY AWARD?

- IT'S A VA-VALIDATIONOF ALL YOUR EFFORTS.

AN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF ALLYOU DO IN THE PURSUIT OF HUMOR.

- NON SEQUITUR.

THERE IS NO LOGICIN COMEDY AWARD.

UNABLE TO PROCESS.

COMEDY AWARD IS--WHAT IS THE MEANING?

IF I ACCEPT, IT MEANSI TAKE COMEDY SERIOUSLY.

IF I TAKE COMEDY SERIOUSLY,I AM NOT COMEDIAN.

NON SEQUITUR.

[high-pitched]MUST ANALYZE...

ANALYYYZE!

- IT'S WORKING!- EXPLAIN COMEDY AWARD!

UNABLE TO PROCESS!

AWKWAAAARD!

AWKWAAAARD!

[powers down]

- THAT'S IT!HURRY, GO!

- GET ITTO THE PLATFORM, HURRY!

- [speaks German]

[machinery whirring]

- WELL, THAT DOES IT.

THINGS CAN FINALLYGET BACK TO NORMAL.

- YEAH, I'M SURE GLADTHAT'S OVER WITH.

- THANK YOU, BOYS,FOR TEACHING ME

THAT COMEDY AND LOGICDO NOT GO TOGETHER.

- NO PROBLEM, FUNNYBOT.

- I UNDERSTAND NOWTHAT COMEDY SHOULD BE LEFT

TO THE IMPERFECTBIOLOGICAL BEINGS.

- I CAN'T BELIEVEIT'S FINALLY OVER.

[banging on metal wall]

- OH, LERRRD!

SOMEBODY TURN ON THE LIGHTS!

WHAT'S GOING ON?

HELLERRR!

- I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE

THAT THE GREATEST THREATTO MANKIND

IS NOW GONE FOREVER.

JUSTICE HAS BEEN DONE.

- THANKS, EVERYONE.

PLEASE TELL ME THAT YOU'LL NEVERDO THAT AGAIN, JIMMY.

- DON'T WORRY, FELLAS.I LEARNED MY LESSON.

I PROMISE.

THERE'S NOT GONNA BEANY COMEDY AWARDS NEXT YEAR!

- OR WILL THERE BE?

[menacing music]

IT'S LIKE NOBODY CARED ABOUTWINNING THEIR COMEDY AWARD.

THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT SHOWED UPWERE ME AND TYLER PERRY.

- UH-HUH.

- I REALLY FEEL LIKE I DIDALL THAT WORK FOR NOTHING.

PEOPLE STILL THINK COMEDYIS NOTHING BUT A BIG JOKE.

I MEAN, COME ON.

- HMM. MM-HM.

- DAD, I'M REALLY FEELINGSAD AND LET DOWN RIGHT NOW,

AND I FEEL LIKE I CAN'T EVENGET A RESPONSE FROM YOU.

COULD I AT THE VERY LEAST

PLEASE JUST GETA WH-WH-WHAT-WHAT?

- WHAT...WHAT?

- THANKS, DAD.

- JIMMY, THEY'RE TALKINGABOUT YOUR COMEDY AWARDS

ON THE NATIONAL NEWS!

- THE NATIONAL NEWS?OH, MY GOSH!

PEOPLE DO CARE!

- A SCHOOL IN COLORADOHAS DECLARED GERMANS

THE LEAST FUNNY PEOPLEIN THE WORLD.

THE FIRST ANNUAL COMEDY AWARDS

WERE HELD BYTHE SCHOOL CHILDREN YESTERDAY

AND ALL OF GERMANYIS OUTRAGED.

- [breathing deeply, angrily]

JA, JA, JA.

[speaking German]

- THE GERMAN PRESIDENTWENT ON TO ASSURE THE WORLD

THAT GERMANS HAVEA GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR,

AND THAT RETALIATIONTOWARDS THE SCHOOL CHILDREN

WHO SAID THEY DON'T WILL BESWIFT AND BRUTAL.