- HEY, EVERYBODY!HOW'S IT GOING?

I JUST--I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO STOP.

HEY, YOU!YOU GOIN' SWIMMING?

DON'T FORGET TO BRING A TOWEL![coughs]

GET OUT OF MY FACE!

GET OUT OF HERE!

MY NAME IS TOWELIE.

T-O-W-E-L...

Y-E-Y.

I'M GREATAT CLEANING UP SPILLS.

AND I'M 100%MACHINE WASHABLE.

I'M JUST AN ORDINARY TOWELIN A LOT OF WAYS.

EXCEPT FOR ONE.

I'M ADDICTED TO MARIJUANA.

AND CRYSTAL METH.

AND CRACK.

[somber guitar music]

ANYBODY WANTTHEIR DICK SUCKED?

DOES ANYBODY WANT THEIR DICKSUCKED BY A TOWEL?

- TOWELIE HAS BECOME A COMPLETENIGHTMARE IN OUR TOWN.

HE'S BROKEN INTO MY HOUSE TWICEAND STOLEN MY ALLOWANCE.

I'VE GOT ALMOST NOTHING LEFT.

- IF WE'RE PLAYING OUTSIDE,HE SHOWS UP COMPLETELY WASTED

AND SCREAMING HOW THE GOVERNMENTIS FOLLOWING HIM.

- [sobbing] I-I JUSTDON'T WANT TO WATCH HIM

KILL HIMSELF!

[inhales sharply]

I DON'T EVEN KNOWWHO HE IS ANYMORE!

- THERE'S IS NO DOUBTIN MY MIND

THAT IF WE DON'T GETTOWELIE HELP,

OUR ENTIRE SUMMERIS GONNA BE RUINED.

♪ ARE YOU READYFOR THE SUNSHINE? ♪

♪ ARE YOU READYFOR THE BIRDS AND BEES ♪

♪ THE APPLE TREES

♪ AND A WHOLE LOTOF FOOLING AROUND ♪

- OH, BOY, TIMMY!

IT'S OUR FAVORITETIME OF YEAR.

- TIMMY!

- WE GET TO SEEALL OUR OLD FRIENDS AGAIN!

HEY, THERE'S FRANCIS!HEY, FRANCIS!

- HEY, JIMMY!HEY, TIM!

- TIMMY!

- WOW!LOOK AT LENORA, EVERYONE!

GOOD JOB! COME ON!GOOD JOB, LENORA!

ALL RIGHT, GOOD.LET'S GET LENORA A TOWEL.

- BRR!

- COME ON,WHERE'S THE TOWEL?

- THE TOWEL ISN'T HERE.

I THINK IT'S OFFGETTING HIGH AGAIN.

- HEY! WHERE'S THAT TOWEL?

- OH, YEAH, JUST A SEC!

- WE WENT OUTAND GOT TOWELIE A JOB

SO HE COULD TRYAND PAYS US BACK

ALL THE MONEY HE OWES US.

STUPID TOWEL.

- WHAT'S GOING ON, TOWEL?

- OH, YEAH,JUST HAD TO TAKE A PISS.

SORRY.

- WE GOT WET CAMPERSDOWN THERE.

MOVE YOUR ASS!

- WHEN TOWELIEIS DOING HEROIN,

HE DOESN'T CAREABOUT ANYTHING.

- I DON'T CAREABOUT ANYTHING.

STUPID...HANDICAP...CAMP.

AS TEAM CAPTAIN,I NEED TO MAKE SURE

WE ARE READYFOR THE BIG CAMP COMPETITION!

- OH, WE'RE WEADY, AWIGHT!

WE CAN WEALLY STICK IT TO THEWED TEAM THIS YEAR! HA HA HA!

- NO WAY RED TEAMCAN BEAT US.

NO WAY. HUH HUH HUH!

- RED TEAM WON'T KNOWWHAT HIT THEM.

- ALL RIGHT!EVERYONE TOGETHER!

ARE WE GONNA BEATRED TEAM THIS YEAR?

all: YEAH!- TIMMY!

- YEAH![all cheering]

- I CAN'TSTAND HIM, MIMSY.

THAT JIMMY KIDMAKES MY FUCKING SKIN CRAWL.

- DUH, YOU'VE ALWAYSHATED JIMMY, BOSS,

EVER SINCE HE WHOOPED YOUAT SURFING LAST SUMMER CAMP.

HE REALLY TOOK IT TO YA GOOD!

- SHUT UP, MIMSY!

- OH, SORRY BOSS.- LISTEN TO ME.

THERE IS NO WAYTHAT BLUE TEAM

IS GONNA BEAT RED TEAMTHIS YEAR AT CAMP.

YOU GOT THAT?

WHAT WE NEED TO DO, MIMSY,

IS USE A LITTLEBRAIN POWER

TO MAKE SURE BLUE TEAMCAN'T COMPETE.

- OH, BOY!

WE'RE GONNA RUINBLUE TEAM'S CHANCES, HUH?

WE'RE GONNA BREAK THEIR LEGSOR SOMETHING, BOSS?

- SHUT UP, MIMSY!

JUST DO WHAT I SAYAND WE CAN MAKE SURE

JIMMY VULMER GETSWHAT'S COMIN' TO HIM.

- YES, THANKS.

- THAT'S RIGHT,WHEN YOU GO SWIMMING,

DON'T FORGET TOBRING A--BLECCH!

- AAH!- WHO HIRED THAT TOWEL?

IT CAN BARELY WALK,LET ALONE DRY SOMEBODY OFF.

- YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTERTHAN ME? HUH?

YOU THINK YOU'RE FUCKINGHOT SHIT?

- A LOT OF TIMESWHEN TOWELIE SHOOTS HEROIN,

HE JUST GETS ANGRYAT EVERYBODY.

- YOU CAN ALL SUCK IT!

YOU'RE ALL--YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF TOWELS.

THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE!

- THE THING IS,

TOWELIE WASPRETTY HAPPY BEFORE.

HE HAD A GIRLFRIENDHE LIKED.

AND THEN SHE GOT PREGNANT

AND HAD A LITTLE WASHCLOTH.

BUT THEN TOWELIE JUST KEPTGETTING MORE AND MORE HIGH,

AND HE GOTKICKED OUT OF THE HOUSE.

- FUCK YOU!LET ME TALK TO HIM.

LET ME TALK TO HIM,YOU BITCH!

NO! I'M NOT HIGH!

I HAVEN'T BEEN HIGHSINCE WEDNESDAY.

OH, IT IS WEDNESDAY?

OUR FIRST EVENTIS THE BIG CANOE RACE!

- OH, BOY,THE CANOE RACES! HEEE!

- WE GOTTA BE-BE-BE-BE-BE--

WE GOTTA B-B-BEATTHE RED TEAM!

- I'VE GOT IT, MIMSY.

I GOT A WAY TO WIN THE RACE

AND GET RID OF JIMMYFOR GOOD.

- DUH, OH, BOY!WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO, BOSS?

- SIMPLE, MIMSY.

WE'RE GONNA PUT A LITTLESURPRISE IN THE CANOE.

- DOH, DOH,WHAT KIND OF A SURPRISE?

OOH, IT'S A SNAKE!

- NOT JUST ANY SNAKE, MIMSY.

IT'S A BLACK MAMBA.

- OH, GEE WIZ, BOSS.

WE'RE GONNA KILL ALLTHE BLUE TEAM AND JIMMY, HUH?

- SHH! SHH!

- YOU BOYS EXCITEDFOR THE CANOE RACE?

- YES, COUNSELOR STEVE.

I LIKE THE FUN CANOE.

- CANOES ARE FUN,AREN'T THEY?

- NOW TAKE THE BLACK MAMBA,MIMSY,

AND PUT IT IN THE CANOE.

I'M GONNA GO GETOUR TEAM READY.

- ALL RIGHT, CAMPERS,ARE WE READY?

- YEAH!

- GOOD LUCK, JIMMY!

- YOU TOO, N-N-NATHAN!

- YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT,YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.

- ON YOUR MARK!

GET SET![starting pistols fires]

[all cheering]

[banjo music]

♪

[snake hisses]

- AAH! HOLY SHIT!

MIMSY, WHAT THE HELLDID YOU DO?

- DUH, YOU SAIDTO PUT THE BLACK MAMBA

IN THE CANOE, BOSS!

- NOT IN OUR CANOE, MIMSY!

[all shouting]

- WE CROSSEDTHE FINISH LINE FIRST!

- HEY, HEY,WE NEED A TOWEL!

- UH, OH, UM, JUST A SEC!

- NOT JUST A SEC.

WE GOT A BUNCHOF WET CAMPERS DOWN THERE!

WHAT'S GOING ON?

- HEY, YOU OWE ME MONEY,ASSHOLE!

- THAT'S IT.WE'RE DONE.

YOU ARE NO LONGEREMPLOYED HERE.

- PLEASE, SIR.

- WE NEED A NICE, CLEAN TOWEL

HERE AT SUMMER CAMP.

WE DON'T NEED A TOWELTHAT SHOOTS HEROIN

AND HAS SEX FOR MONEY.

- SOME PEOPLE ARESO PICKY ABOUT THEIR TOWELS.

NEXT EVENT ISTHE BIG SCAVENGER HUNT!

BLUE TEAM IS GONNA GO FIRST!

- I FINALLY GOT IT, MIMSY.

I GOT A WAY WE CAN KILL JIMMY

AND BEAT THE BLUE TEAM.

- OH, BOY! WHAT'RE WEGONNA DO TO 'EM, HUH, BOSS?

- SIMPLE. WE'RE GOINGTO GET JIMMY KILLED

BY NATIVE AMERICANS.

HERE TAKE THIS.

IT'S A FAKESCAVENGER HUNT MAP.

- DUH, THIS MAP LEADSTO THE SCAVENGER HUNT?

- NO. THAT MAP LEADS TOTHE INDIAN RESERVATION.

WE SWITCH THIS WITH BLUE TEAM'SSCAVENGER HUNTING MAP,

AND THEY'LL END UP

RIGHT ON THE TARDICACAINDIAN RESERVATION.

- OH, BOY!

WE'RE GONNA GET JIMMY KILLEDBY INDIANS, HUH, BOSS?

- SHH! SHH!

- ARE YOU BOYS EXCITEDFOR THE NEAT SCAVENGER HUNT?

- YES, COUNSELOR STEVE.I LIKE A SCAVENGER HUNT.

ALL RIGHT, MIMSY.

NOW YOU TAKE THIS MAPTO THE INDIAN RESERVATION

AND YOU SWITCH ITWITH BLUE TEAM'S MAP.

YOU GOT THAT, MIMS?

YOU SWITCH THE MAP.SWITCH THE MAP.

- I GOT IT, BOSS.

SWITCH THE MAP!SWITCH THE MAP!

HOW COME WE'RESCAVENGER HUNTIN' NOW, BOSS?

- BECAUSE, STUPID, NOW THATWE HAVE BLUE TEAM'S MAP

WE CAN GETTHEIR SCAVENGER PRIZE, TOO.

- OH, BOY!

- THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

WHY WOULD THEY MAKE USGO THIS FAR?

WE'RE HANDICAPPED.

TURN LEFT AT THE--WAIT.

WAIT A MINUTE.WHAT THE--

OH, FUCK!

MIMSY! THIS IS THE MAPTO THE INDIAN RESERVATION!

- WELL, SURE IT IS, BOSS!

- I TOLD YOU TO SWITCH THISWITH THE MAP FOR BLUE TEAM!

- NO, YOU TOLD ME TO SWITCHTHE MAP, SWITCH THE MAP.

SO I SWITCHED IT,AND I SWITCHED.

- MIMSY!

[traditionalNative American music]

UH, MY NAME IS NATHAN.

I'M DISABLED.

- HEY, EVERYBODY!

LET'S ALL GO TOTHE OFFICE SUPPLY STORE!

- YOU MUST HAVEONE DUSTY COMPUTER.

- FUCK YOU!IT'S NOT ILLEGAL, BITCH.

[inhaling]

I FEEL LIKE I COULDCONQUER THE WORLD.

IT'S LIKE I'M WALKIN'ON SUNSHINE!

- I REALLY THINKTHIS INTERVENTION

IS TOWELIE'S LAST CHANCE.

TOWELIE, OPEN THE DOOR!

- GO AWAY!I'M WALKIN' ON SUNSHINE!

- TOWELIE, I GOTTA TAKE YOUSOMEWHERE REALLY IMPORTANT.

- JUST--JUST LET ME WALKON THE SUNSHINE A LITTLE MORE.

IN THE SURFING COMPETITION,

THE RED TEAM IS UPTHREE POINTS TO TWO!

AND NOWIT'S JIMMY VULMER'S TURN!

- [grunting]

- TIMMY!

- GEE, I WISHOUR TEAM CAPTAIN

WAS AS AWESOME AS JIMMY!

- I FINALLY GOT IT, MIMSY.

I GOT A WAY WE CAN GET RIDOF JIMMY ONCE AND FOR ALL.

- OH, BOY, OH, BOY!

WHAT'RE WE GONNA DOTO HIM, BOSS?

- SIMPLE.

WE'RE GONNA GET JIMMYEATEN BY A SHARK.

HERE, TAKE THIS.

IT'S A SHARK MATING WHISTLE.

- DUH, OKAY, BOSS,A SHARK MATING WHISTLE!

WE GONNA HIT HIM OVER THE HEADWITH IT, HUH, BOSS?

- NO, YOU, MORON.

YOU GO UNDER THE WATERAND BLOW THAT WHISTLE.

YOU CAN ATTRACT SHARKSRIGHT AS JIMMY STARTS TO SURF.

- I GOT IT BOSS!

I BLOW THE WHISTLEAND MAKE THE SHARK

COME AND BITEJIMMY'S LEGS OFF!

THEN HE'LL BLEED TO DEATH!HE'S GONNA BLEED TO DEATH!

- SHH! SHH!

- ARE YOU BOYS ENJOYINGTHE FUN BEACH?

- YES, COUNSELOR STEVE.

THE BEACH IS WARM.

- GEE, THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE,HUH, BOSS?

THEY ALMOST HEARD ME SAYIN'WE WAS GONNA KILL JIMMY.

- SHUT UP, MIMSY!

JUST SWIM IN THE WATERWHERE JIMMY IS,

THEN BLOW THAT WHISTLE.

- OH, BOY!

THOSE WAVES ARE PRETTY BIG.HEEE!

- TIMMY.

- DON'T WORRY.JIMMY CAN HANDLE HIMSELF!

- GONNA CATCH A WAVE.

[grunting]

- I GOT MEA SHARK WHISTLE!

- OH, BOY, HERE IT COMES,HERE IT COMES!

- OH, NO!- JIMMY!

- WAIT, LOOK!HE'S DOING IT!

[surf rock music]

♪

[all cheering]

♪

- [laughing] OH, BOY!

- MIMSY! YOU DIDN'T DOWHAT I TOLD YOU!

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, BOSS?

YOU SAID TO SWIM IN THE WATERAND THEN BLOW THE WHISTLE.

I SWAM IN THE WATER,

SO NOW I GOTTA BLOWTHE WHISTLE.

[blows whistle]

[blowing whistle]

- YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

YOU DON'T BLOW A SHARK MATINGWHISTLE ON DRY LAND!

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TOBLOW IT--AAH!

MIMSY!

GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!

WE HAVE NO IDEAHOW HE'S GOING TO REACT.

- COME ON, TOWELIE,IT'S RIGHT OVER HERE.

- WHAT'S GOING ON?

- YOU WANNA COME ON OVER,HAVE A SEAT WITH YOUR FRIENDS?

- WHAT IS EVERYBODYDOING HERE?

- WE'VE ALLJUST BEEN TALKING, TOWELIE,

AND--AND WHAT I'M HEARINGIS A BUNCH OF PEOPLE HERE

WHO JUST LOVE THE HECKOUT OF YA.

AND THEY'RE GONNA SAYWHAT THEY WANNA SAY,

THEN YOU'RE GONNA SAYWHAT YOU WANNA SAY,

AND WE'RE DONE, OKAY?

- TOWELIE, OVER THE PASTCOUPLE YEARS,

I HAVE SEEN DRUG ADDICTION

AFFECT YOUIN THE FOLLOWING WAYS.

- OH, JESUS, MAN.

- TOWELIE, YOU NEED TOLET HIM FINISH.

- [sniffles]

YOU'RE NOT THE TOWELYOU USED TO BE.

WHEREAS YOU USED TO BEFLUFFY AND ABSORBENT,

YOU NOW ARE CRUSTY AND...

AND UNABLE TO ABSORBTHE SMALLEST AMOUNT OF WATER.

WILL YOU GET HELP TODAY?

- I DON'T--I DON'T GET THIS.

- KYLE?

- TOWELIE,OVER THE PAST FEW MONTHS,

I HAVE WATCHED YOU GOFROM AN ANCILLARY CHARACTER

WITH A FEW AMUSINGCATCHPHRASES

TO A DRIED-OUT SPOOGE RAG

COVERED IN THE JIZZOF A THOUSAND OLDER MEN.

- CAN WE JUST END THIS,PLEASE?

- YOU HAVE TOLET HIM FINISH, TOWELIE.

- IF YOU DO NOT ACCEPTTREATMENT,

I WILL NO LONGERGIVE YOU MONEY,

OR BE YOUR FRIEND.

I WILL NOT HELP YOUKILL YOURSELF.

- ALL RIGHT, ERIC.DO YOU WANT TO GO NEXT?

- KYLE, I HATE YOU SO MUCH.

YOU ARE A LIARAND A SWINDLER

WHO WILL DO ANYTHINGFOR MONEY, AND I--

- WE'RE HERE FOR TOWELIE,FAT ASS!

- I'M SUPPOSED TO BEALLOWED TO FINISH, RIGHT?

IS THAT RIGHT?AHEM.

THE JEWS HAVE BEEN PERSECUTEDACROSS THE EARTH

FOR GOOD REASON, KYLE.

YOU ARE A RACEOF BEADY-EYED THIEVES, WHO--

- THIS IS SERIOUS,YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!

- I'M BEING SERIOUS, KYLE!HELLO!

- KYLE, WE HAVE TOLET PEOPLE BE ALLOWED

TO FINISHDURING INTERVENTIONS.

- BUT HE'S JUST USINGHIS TIME ON TELEVISION TO--

- KYLE, PLEASE,IT IS NOT YOUR TURN.

- YOU ARE A RACEOF BEADY-EYED THIEVES, KYLE,

WHO THROUGHOUT THE MILLENNIA

HAVE SQUIRMEDAND WORKED YOUR WAY

INTO THE DARK CUBBYHOLESOF SOCIETY.

WHERE EXACTLY DID THE JEWSFIRST GET THEIR POWER

AND HOW ARE THEY ABLE TOMANIPULATE OUR MINDS TODAY?

[Polynesian style music]

♪

- ♪ IT'S A SNAPAT TARDICACA CAMP ♪

♪ TO LEARN TO DOTHE HULA, HULA DANCE ♪

♪ I FELL IN LOVEWITH A TARDICACA DOVE ♪

♪ WHILE DOIN' THATFUNNY, FUNNY DANCE ♪

♪ AND THAT POOR LITTLE KID,WELL, SHE NEVER DID... ♪

- GET READY, MIMSY.

BLUE TEAMIS ABOUT TO GO BOOM!

- ♪ SO I MADE UP MY MINDTHAT I'D STRIVE TO FIND ♪

♪ THE TARDICACA GIRLI DID ADORE ♪

- ♪ T-T-TIMMY

- ♪ LITTLE TARDICACA - ♪ TIMMY

- ♪ SHE'S A CANDY CANETO WIGGLE ♪

- ♪ TIMMY

- ♪ SHE'S SURETO MAKE YOU G-GIGGLE ♪

- ♪ TIMMY

- ♪ WITH HER NAUGHTYLITTLE WIGGLE ♪

♪ I KNOW SOME DAY

♪ I'M GONNA TRY TO MAKEA TARDICACA GALIE MINE ♪

♪ GALIE MINE

♪ 'CAUSE ALL THE WHILEI'M DREAMIN' OF HER ♪

♪ MY TARDICACA HULA GAL

♪

[hits sour note]

OH, SORRY.THAT'S NOT RIGHT. HANG ON.

♪

[hits sour note]

- I DON'T THINK HE'S PLAYIN'THE RIGHT NOTE, BOSS.

THE C4 AIN'T GONNA GO OFF.

- SHUT UP, MIMSY!

AND I BELIEVE I HAVE PRESENTEDENOUGH EVIDENCE HERE

TO PROVE THAT THEY ARE,

THEN WE MUST UNITEAS A SPECIES TO FIGHT THEM,

AND STOP THEIR PLANOF GLOBAL DOMINATION

AND THE CONTROLOF OUR FREEDOM.

- OKAY, STAN.YOU WANT TO GO NEXT?

- TOWELIE, IF YOU DO NOT GOTO TREATMENT,

WE WILLALL IGNORE YOU FOREVER.

WILL YOU GO?

- WHAT TREATMENT?

WHAT ARE YOU ALLTALKING ABOUT?

- IF YOU SAY YES,WE LEAVE HERE,

PACK YOUR THINGS,GET ON A PLANE,

GO TO A TREATMENT FACILITYIN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA.

IT'S ALL SET UP.

- NO! FUCK NO!

I'M NOT GETTINGON NO FUCKING PLANE!

THIS IS BULLSHIT!

DON'T GIVE MEFUCKING ULTIMATUMS!

I THOUGHT YOU WEREMY FUCKING FRIENDS!

- WELL, TOWELIE, YOUR FRIENDSDON'T WANT TO WATCH YOU

KILL YOURSELF ANYMORE.

- THEN FUCK THEM!

YOU'RE TELLING MEI HAVE TO DO THIS,

AND I'M NOT LEFTWITH ANY DECISIONS HERE!

- [sobbing] TOWELIE!

WE AREN'T THE ONLY ONESAT THIS INTERVENTION

WHO'VE BEEN HURT BY YOU!

- WHO ARE YOUTALKING ABOUT?

- [sobbing]

- WASHCLOTH?

YOU BROUGHT WASHCLOTH?

OH, THAT'S LOW!

♪ WHERE THE WAVESARE ROLLING IN SO HIGH ♪

- DAMN IT, DAMN IT!

MIMSY!

GET UP THERE AND DEMANDTHE UKULELE SOLO!

IT'S OUR ONLY CHANCE!

- DUH, OKAY BOSS!

- ♪ IF YOU GET IN A PINCH

♪ GO THROUGH, IT'S A CINCH

- DUH, WE WANTTHE UKULELE SOLO!

WE WANT THE UKULELE SOLO!

- SORRY, MIMS,I JUST CAN'T REMEMBER IT.

- WELL, WE WANTS YASTO PLAY IT, DON'T WE?

- YEAH!

- ALL RIGHT, MIMSY.

MAYBE YOUCAN SHOW ME HOW IT'S DONE.

- DUH, OKAY!IT'S REAL EASY!

YOU JUST PLAY LIKE DIS!

[playing ukulele]

- MIMSY!

YOU IDIOT!WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- I WAS GOING TO SHOW HIMHOW TO PLAY THE SOLO, BOSS.

- THAT DOES IT!

I AM SICK AND TIREDOF YOUR STUPIDITY, MIMSY!

YOU ARE THE BIGGEST IDIOTI HAVE EVER MET,

AND FROM NOW ON,IF I WANT TO DO SOMETHING,

I'M GONNA DO IT MYSELF!

[playing ukulele]

AAH!

UNH!

UGH.

AAH!

[Tardicacas chanting]

AAH!

NO, NOT THE SHARK AGAIN!

NOT THE SHARK AGAIN!

- WASHCLOTH!OH, WASHCLOTH!

I'M SO SORRY!

- HE NEEDS YOU TO GET BETTER,TOWELIE, PLEASE!

- YOU GOT SO MANY PEOPLE

THAT JUST LOVETHE HECK OUT OF YA, TOWELIE.

- ALL RIGHT!ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO!

- YOU WILL?

- I DON'T WANT TO HURTWASHCLOTH ANYMORE!

- HE'S GOING, EVERYBODY!COME ON! HUGS!

[sobbing]

[chatter over emergency radio]

- POOR WED TEAM.

THEIR CAPTAINWEALLY GOT WAPED.

- I NEVER SEEN A KID

GET SCREWEDBY A SHARK BEFORE. HEE!

- I HOPE I NEVERSEE IT AGAIN. HUH HUH HUH!

- NATHAN, YOUR TEAM PUT UPAN AMAZING FIGHT.

AND EVEN THOUGH I WAS CROWNEDKING OF CRIPPLE CAMP,

I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOUWERE THE REAL CH-CH-CHAMP!

- I HATE YOU, JIMMY.

I FUCKING HATE YOU WITHEVERYTHING IN MY ENTIRE BEING.

- DUH, YOU SURE GOT ITSTUCK IT TO YA THIS YEAR, BOSS!

- SHUT UP...MIMSY.

- HI, TOWELIE?

- YEAH, HI.

- TOWELIE IS DEFINITELYONE OF THE MOST ADDICTED TOWELS

WE'VE EVER SEEN HERE.

HE'S PROBABLY THE SECOND MOSTPSYCHOLOGICALLY DAMAGED TOWEL

I'VE COME ACROSS SINCE TREATINGKIRSTIE ALLEY'S TOWEL,

WHICH HAD SEEN SOME--BRR--SOME NASTY STUFF.

- I DON'T KNOWWHAT TOMORROW'S GONNA BRING.

BUT I'M LEARNING TO LOVEWHAT I AM.

I'M A TOWEL.

- ♪ VEINS SWELL

♪ YOU KNOW ME, ELLEN

♪ ENOUGH TO TELL

♪ FIVE STEPS, YOU'RE OVER