HEY, TOKEN.
I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOWTHAT EVERYTHING IS COOL NOW.
MY DAD APOLOGIZEDTO JESSE JACKSON.
OH, I SEE.
SO I'M SUPPOSED TOFEEL ALL BETTER NOW.
WELL, YEAH.
YOU JUST DON'TGET IT, STAN.
DUDE, JESSE JACKSONSAID IT'S OKAY !
JESSE JACKSON IS NOTTHE EMPEROR OF BLACK PEOPLE !
HE MY TOLD MY DAD HE WAS.
TODAY WE ARE GOING TOHAVE A GUEST SPEAKER
TALK TO US ABOUT SENSITIVITYAND THE POWER OF WORDS.
IN A MOMENT, YOU WILLMEET DOCTOR DAVID NELSON,
WHO HAS FIRST-HANDEXPERIENCE
IN OVERCOMING SLANDERBECAUSE DAVID IS HIMSELF,
A LITTLE PERSON.
WHO KNOWS WHATA LITTLE PERSON IS ?
YES, OVER HERE.
A MIDGET !
NOT EXACTLY.
THAT TERM IS ACTUALLYCONSIDERED OFFENSIVE,
AND THAT'S WHY DR. NELSON GOESFROM SCHOOL TO SCHOOL
GETTING US ALL TOTHINK ABOUT WHAT WE SAY.
HE HAS TWO Ph.D.s AND HASPUBLISHED SIX BOOKS !
PLEASE WELCOME DAVID NELSON !
GOOD MORNING, STUDENTS !
HOW ARE WE ALLFEELING TODAY ?!
( laughing hysterically )
I WOULD LIKE TOSHARE WITH YOU ALL MY--
( laughing )
NO-- DUDE,NO F---ING WAY !
( cackling )
DUDE...( laughing )
THAT, THAT WORDSARE LIKE BULLETS.
AND IF YOU GIVE--
( laughing uncontrollably )
JUST STOP, STOP,STOP, STOP...
ERIC, BE QUIET !
NO, NO, IT'S OKAY.
HE'LL RUN OUT OF STEAM HEREPRETTY SOON.
( laughing continues )
LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK,
THEY PUT A LITTLE SUITON HIM !
( laughing hysterically )
AND SO I SAID TO MY WIFE:
"YOU TOLD ME TO KILLTHE DAMN COCKROACH !
DON'T YELL AT MEFOR MAKING A MESS !"
( laughing )
WE GOT A GREAT CROWDHERE TONIGHT.
NOW, HOW MANY PEOPLE HEREARE ACTUALLY FROM COLORADO ?
( cheering )
H-YO, WOO !
GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DOON A FRIDAY NIGHT
THAN TO GO TOA COMEDY CLUB, HUH ?
( laughing )
WOO.
HEY, DON'T I KNOW YOUFROM SOMEWHERE ?
YEAH, I KNOW YOU !
YOU'RE THE GUY THAT SAID"NIGGER" ON WHEEL OF FORTUNE !
( laughing )HA-HA.
LOOK, EVERYBODY,IT'S "THE NIGGER GUY" !
( laughing )
HEY, IT IS HIM !
WE GOT A STARIN THE CLUB !
EVERYONE WAVETO "THE NIGGER GUY" !
SAY, "HI, 'NIGGER GUY.'"
( all )HI, "NIGGER GUY" !
( laughing and cheering )
THAT'S ALL RIGHT,"NIGGER GUY."
YOU KNOW WE JUST PLAYIN'.
YEAH, NO PROBLEM.
HAVE YOU ALL SEEN THESENAVIGATION SYSTEMS
IN THESE CARS THESE DAYS ?
DAMN THINGS LOOKLIKE THEY'RE RIGHT OUTTA
FAR OUT SPACE NUTS.
MAYBE "NIGGER GUY"HAS ONE.
YOU GOT ONE,"NIGGER GUY" ?!
( laughing )
HEY, LOOK, BETTY,IT'S THAT "NIGGER GUY."
( all )♪ NIGGER GUY,NIGGER GUY ♪
( chuckling )
HEY, WHAT DO YOUTHINK YOU'RE DOING ?
I JUST NEED SOME ASPIRIN.
YOU AREN'T WELCOME INTHIS STORE, "NIGGER GUY."
FINE.
( tires screeching )
HEY, LOOK, SKEETER.
THAT'S THAT GUYFROM THE TV.
WELL, WELL, WELL,
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OURSELVESA "NIGGER GUY."
AGH !
AGH !
YEE-HAW !
( all hooting and howling )
( guns cocking )
WHERE YOU GOIN',"NIGGER-GUY" ?
PLEASE, I DON'TWANT ANY TROUBLE.
WELL, YOU GOT TROUBLE...
WHEN YOU FIRST DECIDED TOSLANDER AN ENTIRE RACE OF PEOPLE
ON WHEEL OF FORTUNE.
YEAH, YOU LIKE MAKIN' FUN OFMINORITIES, "NIGGER GUY" ?
WE DON'T TAKE KINDLYTO SOCIAL IGNORANCE.
YOU TELL HIM,SKEETER !
YOU TELL HIM !
WHAT DO YOU WANT ?
WHAT DO WE WANT ?
( laughing )
WE WANT TO LIVE IN WORLDWITHOUT PEOPLE LIKE YOU
WHO ARE INTOLERANTOF AFRICAN-AMERICANS !
LEAVE HIM ALONE.
HEY... THAT'S THAT OTHER"NIGGER GUY."
HUH ?
THAT'S THE GUYFROM SEINFELD,
USED THE "N" WORDA WHOLE BUNCH A TIMES.
MICHAEL RICHARDS ?
WELL, SON OF A BITCH !
LOOKS LIKE IT'SOUR LUCKY DAY.
WE DONE GOT USTWO "NIGGER GUYS."
MAKE THAT THREE.
MARK FUHRMAN ?!WHO ?
HE DONE SAID THE "N" WORDIN THE O.J. CASE !
WHAT IS THIS A "NIGGER GUY"CONVENTION ?!
( guns cocking )
WE AREN'T BEING PUSHEDAROUND ANYMORE.
LEAVE.
COME ON, SKEETER.
THESE "NIGGER GUYS" AIN'TWORTH OUR TROUBLE.
DAMN "NIGGER GUYS" !
WE'LL BE BACK !
( all hooting and howling )
YOU BETTER COMEWITH US.
COME ON IN, MR. MARSH,WE'LL MAKE YOU SOME COFFEE.
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE ?
WE'VE BEENFOLLOWING YOUR STORY
SINCE WE FIRST SAW ITON THE NEWS.
DON'T WORRY,YOU'RE WITH FRIENDS NOW.
DALE HERE USED THE "N" WORDIN A RACIAL JOKE AT WORK.
SCOTT USEDTHE PLURAL "N "WORD
TO REFER TO A GROUPOF GARDENERS
WHO BROKE HIS FENCE.
THEY WERE MEXICANS.
I WAS BEING IRONIC.
WE'RE ALL JUST LIKE YOU.
NO, NO, NO.
I'M SORRY,BUT I'M NOT LIKE YOU.
I JUST SAID THE "N" WORDBY MISTAKE, TO WIN MONEY.
I MADE A MISTAKE TOO.
I WAS TRYINGTO BE FUNNY !
I GOT FRUSTRATED AND THOUGHTI WOULD GET SOME SHOCK LAUGHS.
I'M JUST... NOT THAT GOODOF A COMEDIAN,
IF YOU WANNAKNOW THE REAL TRUTH.
YOU SAID THE "N" WORD TOA BLACK MAN'S FACE !
THAT'S WAY WORSETHAN WHAT I DID !
YOU REALLY THINKTHAT MATTERS ?!
YOU REALLY THINK ALLTHOSE PEOPLE OUT THERE
SEE A DIFFERENCE ?
OH, THEY MIGHT SEE YOUR RACIALSLUR WAS MORE ACCIDENTAL,
THEY MIGHT EVENLAUGH ABOUT IT.
BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY,ALL YOU ARE TO THEM
IS JUST ANOTHERDAMN "NIGGER GUY."
OH, YOU DON'T LIKE THAT,DO YOU ?
NO.
RANDY, WE WANT YOUTO JOIN US.
WE HAVE A PLAN TO MAKE THISALL GO AWAY ONCE AND FOR ALL.
( announcer )AND NOW BACK TO WHEEL OF FORTUNE !
( audience applauding )
ALL RIGHT, RANDY,CONGRATULATIONS ON MAKING IT
ALL THE WAY TO THEBONUS ROUND.
THANKS, PAT !
YOU'VE GOT SOME FAMILYHERE WATCHING TONIGHT.
YEAH, THEY'RE ALLROOTING FOR ME.
AND I'M SURE YOU HAVE LOTS OFFRIENDS WATCHING BACK HOME.
Yeah.
Hi, everybody watchingin South Park !
THAT'S US !HEY !
HI, RANDY !
HEY, GOOD LUCK !
WELL, LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN'TMAKE EVERYONE PROUD.
THE CATEGORY IS"PEOPLE WHO ANNOY YOU."
OKAY.
AS ALWAYS, WE GIVE YOUTHE LETTERS
"R", "T","S", "L" AND "E".
WE NEED JUST THREE MORECONSONANTS AND A VOWEL.
OKAY, I'D LIKE A "B"...
AN "N"...AND A "G".
AND THE VOWEL ?
AN "O", PLEASE.
OKAY, WELL, LOOKS LIKE YOU'REGONNA GET A LOT OF HELP HERE.
CATEGORY IS"PEOPLE WHO ANNOY YOU."
AUDIENCE, KEEP QUIETPLEASE.
UH... WELL, UH...
TEN SECONDS, MR. MARSH.
I KNOW IT, BUT I DON'TTHINK I SHOULD SAY IT.
FIVE SECONDS, MR. MARSH.
ALL RIGHT, I'D LIKE TOSOLVE THE PUZZLE !
NIGGERS !
( buzzer ringing )
HUH ?
OH.
OOH !
OH, NAGGERS.
OF COURSE,NAGGERS... RIGHT.
UH, CAN WECUT TO A...
Can we cut to a--
( audio tone )
( sniffs )
WELL, GAVE IT MY BEST SHOT.
LEAST WE HAD A FUN TRIP,HUH, GANG ?
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUSAID THE "N" WORD
ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.
WHA ?
WELL, WHAT WAS ISUPPOSED TO DO, SHARON ?
I THOUGHT I WAS GONNAMAKE $30,000 !
STANLY, THE ONLYREASON DADDY USED THAT WORD
IS THAT HE THOUGHT HEWOULD WIN MONEY.
( school bell ringing )
DUDE, DID YOUR DAD KNOWTHAT THE SHOW
WAS BEINGBROADCAST LIVE ?
DUDE, THAT WAS THE FUNNIESTTHING I'VE EVER SEEN !
I WATCHED IT ONYouTube ABOUT 60 TIMES !
CAN WE JUST DROPTHIS PLEASE ?
I DON'T WANNATALK ABOUT IT.
YEAH, WELL, IT'S NOT USYOU HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT.
IT'S TOKEN.
HE IS GONNA WANNA KICKYOUR CRACKER TEETH IN.
NO HE'S NOT.
IS HE ?I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST NEED TOEXPLAIN THINGS.
HEY, TOKEN.
LOOK, I DON'T KNOWIF YOU SAW WHEEL OF FORTUNE
LAST NIGHT, BUT--
YEAH, I WAS WATCHINGWITH MY WHOLE FAMILY.
AND THEN WE SAW ALL THE REPLAYSTHIS MORNING ON THE NEWS.
LISTEN, TOKEN,MY DAD ISN'T A RACIST.
HE'S JUST STUPID,ALL RIGHT ?
HE JUST BLURTEDOUT THE "N" WORD
AND IT'S NO BIG DEAL,OKAY ?
AH, WELL, ACTUALLY IT ISKIND OF A BIG DEAL, STAN.
OOH !
IT MAY BE A MISTAKE,BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
HOW IT FEELS WHEN THATWORD COMES UP.
SO DON'T SAY ITISN'T A BIG DEAL.
OH, SH--HERE WE GO !
IT'S ON !
RACE WAR !
RACE WAR, RACE WAR !
RACE WAR'S ON,EVERYBODY !
IT'S GOING DOWN !
THE SH-- ISGOING DOWN !
TOKEN, MY DAD WASN'TTRYING TO BE OFFENSIVE.
JUST FORGET ABOUT IT !
THAT'S EASY FOR YOUTO SAY, STAN.
YEAH, COME ON,HERE WE GO !
YEAH, BUT HE DIDN'TSAY IT IN ANGER
OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
THAT DOESN'T MEANI CAN JUST BE FINE.
RACE WAR--COME ON, RACE WAR !
IF YOU REALLY THINKIT'S NOT A BIG DEAL,
THEN YOU REALLYARE IGNORANT.
THAT'S ALL.
I'M NOT FIGHTING ANYBODY.
TOKEN FORFEITS !
WHITES WIN !
WHITES WIN !
RACE WAR'S OVER,EVERYBODY !
WHITES WON AGAIN !
FOR USING THE "N" WORDON WHEEL OF FORTUNE.
AND I WANT TO ASSURE YOUTHAT I AM NOT A RACIST...
REVEREND JACKSON.
THE PUZZLE YOUWERE SOLVING WAS
"PEOPLE WHO ANNOY YOU."
WELL, LIKE ANYBODY ELSETHOUGHT IT WAS "NAGGERS".
I MEAN, RIGHT ?
MR. MARSH YOU NEEDTO TAKE TIME TO UNDERSTAND
AFRICAN-AMERICAN CULTURE.
VISIT BLACK MUSEUMS, SEE BLACKPERFORMERS AND ARTISTS.
OH, I WILL !
I'M REALLY DOWN WITHAFRICAN-AMERICANS.
DO YOU REALLYWANT TO APOLOGIZE ?
ARE YOU SURE ?
YES, ABSOLUTELY.
( sighs )VERY WELL.
IF YOU WANT TO APOLOGIZE,I WILL ACCEPT.
OH, THANK YOU,MR. JACKSON, THANK YOU.
BRIAN, GET A PICTURE OFMR. MARSH APOLOGIZING.
READY TO GO, SIR.
KISS IT.HUH ?
APOLOGIZE-- KISS IT.
YOU WANT METO KISS YOUR--
THAT'S RIGHT, APOLOGIZE.
UH, OKAY,I'LL, UH...
LET'S SEE HERE...
APOLOGIZE.
PRINCIPAL VICTORIA,I AM VERY CONCERNED ABOUT
THE BEHAVIOR OF ONEOF YOUR STUDENTS.
YES, WE APOLOGIZE FOR
ERIC CARTMAN'S BEHAVIOR,MR. NELSON.
WE FEEL TERRIBLE.
WHY ?
I DON'T FEEL TERRIBLE.
IT DOESN'TBOTHER ME AT ALL.
WORDS ARE LIKE BULLETS,
AND I LET 'EM PASSRIGHT THROUGH ME.
I JUST KNOW THAT WITHSOME ONE-ON-ONE TIME TOGETHER
WITH THIS ERIC CARTMAN,
I HAVE A CHANCE TOCHANGE THE WAY HE THINKS.
UH, IT MIGHT BE BEST
IF YOU JUSTLET IT GO, M-KAY.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND !
YOU SEE,WORDS ARE LIKE BULLETS.
AND IF YOU TAKE AWAYTHE GUN POWDER--
YEAH, YEAH, WE GET IT,MR. NELSON.
VERY WELL, MR. NELSON.
STACY, GO AHEADAND SEND IN ERIC CARTMAN.
( laughing hysterically )
ERIC, MR. NELSONIS CONCERNED ABOUT
HOW YOU RESPOND TOLITTLE PEOPLE.
OH, DID I HURTITS LITTLE FEELINGS ?
( laughing )
Y'KNOW, YOU THINK YOU HAVETHE POWER TO MAKE ME INSECURE,
BUT YOUR WORDS ARE ACTUALLYCOMPLETELY POWERLESS.OH, OH, OH, OH !
IF WE COULD GET LIKEEIGHT OF THESE,
WE COULD DRESS THEM ALL UPLIKE LITTLE BEAVERS, RIGHT ?
AND THEN PUT 'EM IN A POND
AND SEE IF THEYBUILD A DAM !
( laughing uncontrollably )
YOU SEE ?
NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY,I'M STILL STANDING.
BARELY !
NO MATTER HOW YOU ACT,I CAN RISE ABOVE IT !
"RISE ABOVE IT"--GET IT ?!
SHUT YOURF---ING MOUTH !
MR. NELSON !
( laughing )HE DIDN'T GET TO ME.
I WAS JUST--I WAS JUST JOKING.
LOOK, LOOK HOW ITS FACEGETS ALL RED.
HE'S LIKEA LITTLE STRAWBERRY.
( laughing )RHAAR !
WORDS WITH VENOM,WORDS THAT BIND.
WORDS USED LIKEWEAPONS TO CLOUD MY MIND.
I'M A PERSON,I'M A MAN.
BUT NO MATTER HOW I TRY,
PEOPLE JUST SAY, "HEY, THERE'STHAT 'NIGGER GUY.'"
EVERYWHERE I GOIT'S ALWAYS THE SAME.
EVERYONE JUST THINKS OF MEAS THAT ONE SINGLE NAME.
"HEY, 'NIGGER GUY,''NIGGER GUY,' HI, 'NIGGER GUY.'"
STOP !
NOW GO.
CALL ME "NIGGER GUY,"FILL ME WITH YOUR HATE.
TRY TO BRING ME DOWN--OOP-OP, YOU'RE TOO LATE.
WHEN WILL IT END,
WILL THERE EVERBE A TIME
WHEN I CAN BETHOUGHT OF AS MORE
THAN JUST "NIGGER GUY" ?
RESPECT.
I JUST WANTED TO SAYI GET IT NOW.
Y'KNOW, AFTER THATLITTLE PERSON TALKED
AT THAT ASSEMBLYTHE OTHER DAY,
I UNDERSTANDHOW YOU FEEL ABOUT
SOMEBODY SAYINGTHE "N" WORD.
SO BLACK PEOPLEARE MIDGETS ?
GOD DAMN IT !
EXCUSE ME,OVER HERE PLEASE.
I NEED ALL STUDENTS TOJOIN ME OVER HERE.
I HAVE CALLED YOU HEREBECAUSE IT IS TIME
THAT WE TAUGHT ERIC CARTMANA LESSON ONCE AND FOR ALL !
IN A FEW SECONDSERIC WILL BE SENT IN,
AND WHEN HE WALKS THROUGHTHAT DOOR,
I WANT YOU ALL,AT THE SAME TIME, TO YELL:
"HELLO, FATSO !"
I DON'T THINK THAT'SA VERY GOOD IDEA, SIR.
HE HAS TO LEARN HIS LESSON.
YOU SEE WORDS,ARE LIKE BULLETS--
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,HERE HE COMES !
( all )HELLO, FATSO.
HEY, WHAT THE HELLIS THAT ?!
YOU THINK THAT'SF---ING FUNNY ?
KYLE, DID YOU PUT EVERYBODYUP TO THIS ?!
I BET YOU DID !
WHAT THE HELL ISGOING ON ?!
NOW YOU KNOWHOW IT FEELS.
( laughing hysterically )
YOU BETTER SHUT UPOR I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS !
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,WHO IS THE FREAKING GENIUS
WHO DRESSED IT UP INLITTLE SUSPENDERS ?
CLYDE, WAS THAT YOU ?!
( laughing )
"THE RANDY MARSHAFRICAN-AMERICANSCHOLARSHIP FOUNDATION."
IT IS MY HOPE THAT THISFOUNDATION
WILL PROVE MY COMMITMENT
TO THE EDUCATION OFAFRICAN-AMERICAN STUDENTS
AND ERASE, ONCE AND FOR ALL,
MY IDENTITY ASTHE "NIGGER GUY."
YOU REALLY... YOU REALLY DON'TKNOW HOW HARD IT IS
TO BE CONSTANTLYREMINDED OF SOMETHING LAME
THAT HAPPENED IN YOUR PAST.
I MEAN, I JUST WANNA MOVE ONFROM WHAT HAPPENED ON
WHEEL OF FORTUNE, YOU KNOW ?
AND WHEN PEOPLE CALL ME"NIGGER GUY,"
THEY'RE BRINGING UPA PAINFUL CHAPTER OF MY HISTORY
AND ALL THE NEGATIVITY THATWENT ALONG WITH IT.
YOU JUST... YOU CAN'TIMAGINE HOW THAT FEELS.
IS THIS "NIGGER GUY"SERIOUS ?
ANYWAY, HERE'S TOA NEW START FOR US ALL !
THANK YOU !
NOW, LOOK, TOKEN,
I'VE DONE EVERYTHINGI CAN TO MAKE THIS RIGHT.
YOU HAVE NO REASONTO STILL BE MAD !
I HAVE EVERY REASONTO BE MAD !
YOU JUST DON'T GET IT !
I'M NOT RESPONSIBLEFOR WHAT MY DAD DID !
NO, BUT YOUCAN'T JUST PRETEND
IT NEVER HAPPENEDEITHER !
WHAT THE HELL DO YOUWANT FROM ME ?!NOTHING !
THEN STOP BEING MAD !
NO !
FELLAS, FELLAS,COME QUICK !
CARTMAN'S GONNAFIGHT THE MIDGET !
( all rooting and cheering )
COME ON, ERIC,COME ON, MAN !
DUDE, ARE YOU SUREYOU WANNA DO THIS ?
APPARENTLY THIS GUY HASA BLACK BELT IN KARATE.
IT'S A MIDGET, DUDE.
STUDENTS, I AM GOING TOBEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THIS KID
TO PROVE A POINT !
HA-HA-HA !
NO, NO, DUDE,IT CAN'T TALK !
THAT ISN'T FAIR--I'LL LAUGH TOO MUCH.
♪ OH WAH-AH-AH-AH
♪ GET UP, COME ONGET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS ♪
♪ GET UP, COME ON GET DOWNWITH THE SICKNESS ♪
♪ GET UP, COME ONGET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS... ♪♪
( laughing )
TO BAN WORDS,
BUT THERE IS ONE SLUR THAT HASCAUSED SO MUCH DAMAGE
THAT WE BELIEVE ITSHOULD FINALLY BE MADE ILLEGAL.
I'M TALKING, OF COURSE, ABOUTTHE TERM "NIGGER GUY."
"NIGGER GUY" ?
TWO WORDS WHICH BY THEMSELVESCAN BE HARMLESS
BUT WHICH TOGETHER FORMA VERBAL MISSILE OF HATE.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT !
OH, SURE, SOME PEOPLEJUST USE THE TERM IN JEST,
TELL A "NIGGER GUY" JOKE OR TWO,THINKING IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
BUT THEY DON'TREALIZE IT CAN LEAD TO PEOPLE
USING THE TERM AS AN EXCUSEFOR VIOLENCE.
GOD DAMNED "NIGGER GUYS" TRYIN'TO BE ALL POLITICAL-LIKE NOW.
SENATORS, I'VE LEARNED TOADMIT THAT I'M CAPABLE OF HAVING
SLIGHTLY RACIST THOUGHTSONCE IN A WHILE.
CAN ANYBODY SAY THEY NEVER DO ?
HOW LONG WILL IT BE BEFORE YOUARE CALLED "NIGGER GUYS" ?
UH, HOLD ON A SECOND.
ARE YOU SUGGESTINGTHAT "NIGGER GUY"
COULD BECOME A SLUR THATREFERS TO ALL WHITE PEOPLE ?
I AM CERTAINLY NOTA "NIGGER GUY."
I'VE NEVER THOUGHTA RACIST THOUGHT !
OH, COME ON.
YOU'RE THE BIGGEST"NIGGER GUY" IN WASHINGTON.
MR. MARSH, WE SEE NOWTHE IMPORTANCE OF YOUR BILL.
ALL THOSE IN FAVOR TO BANTHE TERM "NIGGER GUY" ?
AYE !AYE !AYE !AYE !
OPPOSED ?
NAY.
THE MOTION IS PASSED !
( cheering )
WE DID IT !
FOR THE FIRST TIMEIN AMERICAN HISTORY,
A WORD HAS BEEN OFFICIALLYBANNED FROM USE.
FROM NOW ON, IF A PERSONUSES THE WORD "NIGGER,"
IT MUST BE AT LEAST SEVENWORDS AWAY FROM THE WORD "GUY."
( cheering )
TOM, IT APPEARS THAT THE"NIGGER GUY" EPIDEMIC IS OVER.
OH, DAMN IT-- I SAID IT,DIDN'T I.
AHH... OW, OW !
OKAY, OKAY,YOU WIN !
SAY, "UNCLE."
UNCLE !HA-HA-HA !
NOW SAY, "CAROL ANNE,DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT."
CAROL ANNE, DON'T GOINTO THE LIGHT !
( laughing )
AHH !
THERE !
NOW YOU ALL SEE
THAT I AM NOT LIMITEDBY MY SIZE !
( laughing )
I HAVE PROVENMY POINT !
MY WORK HERE IS DONE !
WHAT WAS HIS POINT ?
I HAVE NO IDEA.
DUDE, I DON'T GET IT.
I DON'T GET IT EITHER.
WAIT A MINUTE...THAT'S IT !
I DON'T GET IT !
HUH ?DON'T YOU SEE, KYLE ?!
I DON'T GET IT !
TOKEN, I GET IT NOW.
I DON'T GET IT.
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO SAY THATI UNDERSTAND HOW YOU FEEL,
BUT I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND.
I'LL NEVER REALLY GET HOW ITFEELS FOR A BLACK PERSON
TO HAVE SOMEBODYUSE THE "N" WORD.
I DON'T GET IT.
NOW YOU GET IT, STAN.
YEAH, I TOTALLYDON'T GET IT !
THANKS, DUDE.
♪ OH WAH-AH-AH-AH
With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
s11e01 March 07, 2007
The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.
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