♪ COME ON,PEOPLE NOW... ♪

DUDE, WHAT AREYOU DOING ?

I'M WRITING A SONG ABOUT THEIMPORTANCE OF HYBRID CARS,

SO MAYBE PEOPLE WILLCHANGE THEIR WAYS.

THAT'S GAY.

WELL IF I HAVE ANY CHANCEOF GETTING KYLE BACK

I HAVE TO GET PEOPLETO STOP DRIVING SUVS !

WHY DO YOUWANT KYLE BACK ?

DON'T YOU SEE HOW AWESOMEIT IS WITHOUT HIM ?

YOU KNOW CARTMAN,YOU MAY BE STOKED NOW...

BUT I BET YOU'RE GONNA FIND THATWITHOUT KYLE AROUND TO RIP ON

YOUR LIFE ISEMPTY AND HOLLOW.

WHATEVER, DUDE.

I DON'T NEEDKYLE TO RIP ON,

I'VE GOT BUTTERS !

COME ON BUTTERS,YOU STUPID JEW !

YEAH, I'M A DUMB JEW !

♪ COME ON PEOPLE

♪ COME ON PEOPLE, NOW

ALRIGHT ALL YOUDREAMERS AND CREAMERS

OUT THERE IN SOUTH PARK.

I'M GONNA PLAY A SONGBY A LOCAL ARTIST

THAT REALLY MADE ME THINK ABOUTMY IMPACT ON THE EARTH.

THIS IS STAN MARSH WITH,

"HEY PEOPLE, YOU GOT TODRIVE HYBRIDS ALREADY."

♪ COME ON PEOPLE NOWPEOPLE NOW♪

♪ PEOPLE NOWCOME ON PEOPLE NOW ♪

♪ GOT TO DRIVE HYBRIDSPEOPLE NOW ♪

♪ PEOPLE NOW, PEOPLE NOW,PEOPLE NOW ♪

♪ HYBRIDS ARE FOR PEOPLE NOWPEOPLE NOW ♪

♪ GOOD FOR PEOPLEDRIVING PEOPLE NOW ♪

♪ GET A HYBRIDBE GOOD PEOPLE NOW ♪

HE'S RIGHT.

♪ WE HAVE ALL GOT TO BEPEOPLE NOW ♪

♪ PEOPLE DRIVINGHYBRID PEOPLE NOW ♪

♪ PEOPLE NOW PEOPLENOW HYBRID NOW ♪

♪ HYBRID PEOPLEDRIVING PEOPLE NOW ♪

♪ COME ON PEOPLE,LET'S BE PEOPLE NOW ♪

♪ HYBRID PEOPLEDRIVING PEOPLE NOW ♪

♪ COME ON EVERYBODY,BE PEOPLE NOW ♪

HEY JIMBO, YOU GOTA HYBRID TOO ?

YEAH, I JUST WANTEDTO TRY TO SET AN EXAMPLE,

YOU KNOW ?

YEAH, I GUESSIT'S UP TO US

TO SHOW EVERYONE THE WAY.

GOOD FOR YOU !

THAANKS !

CAN YOU BELIEVE SOME PEOPLESTILL DON'T DRIVE HYBRIDS ?

I KNOW, IT'S LIKE,"EARTH TO AMERICA, HELLO ?"

THIS IS SIMPLE STUFFHERE, GALLLL !

WELL, FROM NOW ONI'M ONLY GOING TO ASSOCIATE

WITH OTHERHYBRID CAR DRIVERS.

EVERYONE ELSE ISJUST IGNORANT, M'KAY.

GOOD FOR YOU !

THAAANKS !

AT LEAST WE'RE SMART ENOUGHTO KNOW BETTER !

THAANKS !

♪ COME ON EVERYBODY,BE PEOPLE NOW ♪♪

AND SO, WE ARE HERETO HONOR STAN MARSH,

FOR MAKING SOUTH PARKTHE CITY WITH

THE HIGHEST PERCENTAGE OFHYBRID OWNERS IN THE COUNTRY !

IF ONLY THE RESTOF THE COUNTRY

WAS AS INSIGHTFULAS WE ARE.

UH THANKS, I WAS REALLYJUST TRYING TO MAKE IT

SO MY FRIEND COULDMOVE BACK HERE SO...

IF YOU DON'T MIND,

I'M GONNA GO TRY TOGET AHOLD OF HIM NOW.

GREAT SPEECH.

YEAH WELL,Y'KNOW, MY SON IS

JUST A LITTLE BITMORE CLEVER THAN SOME.

HELLO THERE, I'MRANGER McFRIENDLY.

I'M THE PERSONWHO WATCHES OVER

THE DELICATE ECOSYSTEMOF SOUTH PARK.

YOU MUST BE THE LITTLE BOYWHO WROTE THAT SONG !

YEAH.

( smack )AAGH !

YOU SON OF A BITCH !

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAWHAT YOU'VE DONE ?

WHAT ?

COME WITH ME !

THERE, LOOK !

SMOG ?

THERE'S NEVER BEENSMOG OVER SOUTH PARK BEFORE.

DON'T YOU GET IT ?

WHEN PEOPLEDRIVE HYBRID CARS

THEY GET SOFULL OF THEMSELVES

THAT THEY SPEW TONS OFSELF-SATISFIED GARBAGE

INTO THE AIR.

THAT ISN'T SMOG...

IT'S SMUG !

SMUG ?

HYBRID CARS ARE BETTERFOR EMISSION LEVELS

BUT PEOPLE WHODRIVE HYBRID CARS

ARE THE LEADINGCAUSE OF SMUG.

YOU GET ENOUGH SMUGIN THE ATMOSPHERE

AND YOU KNOW WHATTHAT LEADS TO ?

GLOBAL LAMING.

THANKS TO YOURGAY LITTLE SONG,

SOUTH PARK IS NOW THE SECONDSMUGGIEST CITY IN AMERICA !

THIS IS A SOUTH PARK NEWSWEATHER BULLETIN !

IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A SMUGALERT HERE IN SOUTH PARK,

OUR OWN KEENEN WILLIAMSHAS THE DETAILS, KEEN ?

THANKS TOM, A SMUG ALERTIS IN EFFECT

THROUGH AT LEASTTOMORROW MORNING.

ALL THOSE HYBRID CARSON THE ROAD

HAVE CAUSED HEAVY SMUGTO DEVELOP

OVER MOST OF PARKAND JEFFERSON COUNTIES.

ON THE NATIONAL MAP...

WE CAN SEE SMUGOVER PARTS OF DENVER,

AND DEVELOPING SMUGIN LOS ANGELES.

HOWEVER, SAN FRANCISCOIS ONCE AGAIN

THE SMUGGIEST CITYIN THE COUNTRY.

♪ A SMUGGY DAY,IN SAN FRANCISCO TOWN ♪♪

SHEILA, DID YOU MEETGAIL AND BRIAN YET ?

NO ! HELLO,HOW ARE YOU ? !

REALLY GOOD,REALLY GOOD.

( farting )

( sniffing )

HEY THERE...ALAN, RIGHT ?

ACTUALLY IT'S ALAIN.

RIGHT, RIGHT, WOULD YOULIKE RED OR WHITE WINE ?

COULD I JUST GETAN EMPTY GLASS ?

OH, SURE...

CAN YOU BELIEVE THOSEIMBECILES IN TEXAS ?

THEY JUST PUT ANOTHERPRISONER TO DEATH.

( farting )

( sniffing )

SO... WHAT DO YOUDO FOR FUN ?

WE DRINK ANDTAKE DRUGS.

YOU WANT SOME ACID ?

OH, NO THANKS,WE DON'T DO THAT STUFF.

YOU WILL.

THERE'S A REASON MOSTSAN FRANCISCO KIDS

TAKE A LOT OF DRUGS.

IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT ALLOWSUS TO DEAL WITH OUR PARENTS

ALL WALKING AROUND LOVINGTHE SMELL OF THEIR OWN FARTS.

EVERYTHING OKAYIN HERE, KYLE ?

YEAH, FINE, DAD.

SO MUCH BETTER HERE WITHINTELLECTUALS, ISN'T IT BOYS ?

( farting )

( sniffing )AHHHH !

MMMMMMM !

WELL, MAYBE I'LL TAKEJUST HALF A HIT OF ACID.

I WANT FHREE !

AND NOW, THE WORSTAPPEARS TO BE OVER.

LAST NIGHTS' SMUG STORMHAS LEFT THOUSANDS HOMELESS.

ALL ACROSS THE MID-WEST PEOPLEARE PICKING UP THE PIECES.

CITIES LIKE DENVER ANDSALT LAKE ARE HEAVILY DAMAGED,

BUT STILL ALRIGHT.

HOWEVER... SAN FRANCISCO,I'M AFRAID...

HAS DISAPPEARED COMPLETELYUP ITS OWN ASSHOLE.

NO...

I'M SORRY, STAN.

I'M SORRY YOUR GAY LITTLE SONGKILLED YOUR FRIEND.

HEY, HEY STAN !

YOU'RE NOTGONNA BELIEVE IT !

YOU GOTTA COME SEE !

WHAT ?

IT'S A MIRACLE !

KYLE !HEY STAN !

DUDE, WHAT HAPPENED ?

WE DON'T KNOW.

WE WERE ALLPASSED OUT AND...

NEXT THING WE KNOW

WE JUST WOKE UPON A BUS HEADING HERE.

IT'S LIKE YOU HADA GUARDIAN ANGEL, M'KAY.

OH DUDE, I'M SO GLADYOU'RE NOT DEAD !

SO I GUESS THERE'S NOTHING LEFTTO DO NOW BUT... REBUILD.

YEAH, FIRST OFF, WE'REALL GONNA NEED NEW CARS.

AND LET'S JUST MAKE SURE NOBODYGETS A STUPID HYBRID, RIGHT !

THAT'S RIGHT !YOU SAID IT !YEAH !

NO, HYBRID CARSARE A GOOD THING !

BUT HYBRID CARS ARETHE LEADING CAUSE OF SMUG.

HYBRID CARS DON'TCAUSE SMUGNESS.

PEOPLE DO.

LOOK, HYBRID CARSARE IMPORTANT.

THEY MAY EVENSAVE OUR PLANET ONE DAY !

WHAT YOU ALL NEED TO DOIS JUST LEARN TO DRIVE HYBRIDS

AND NOT BE SMUG ABOUT IT.

YOU MEAN, DRIVE IN HYBRIDS,BUT NOT ACT LIKE

WE'RE BETTER THAN EVERYONEELSE BECAUSE OF IT ?

YEAH !

I'M...I'M NOT READY.

I DON'T THINKI CAN DO IT EITHER.

IT'S SIMPLYASKING TOO MUCH.

PERHAPS... ONE DAY

WE CAN LEARN TODRIVE HYBRIDS

WITHOUT BEINGSMUG ABOUT IT...

BUT FOR NOW...

THE TECHNOLOGY ISJUST TOO MUCH FOR US.

COME ON EVERYBODY, LET'S GOBUY WASTEFUL GAS GUZZLERS !

YEAH !THAT'S RIGHT !YEAH !

WELL, LOOKS LIKE YOU'REBACK FOR GOOD, HUH KYLE ?

YEAH, I GUESS SO.

WE JUST CAN'T GET RID OF YOU,CAN WE YOU SNEAKY JEW RAT ?

DON'T BELITTLE MY PEOPLEYOU ----ING FAT ASS !

THAT'S BETTER.

HEY THERE, RICHARD.

OH HEY, GERALD,NEW CAR ?

YEAH, IT'S A HYBRID.

I JUST...I JUST COULDN'T SIT BACK

AND BE A PART OF DESTROYINGTHE EARTH ANYMORE.

WELL...GOOD FOR YOU.

OH, THANKS !

WELL, THERE GOESTHE NEW HIGH AND MIGHTY

GERALD BROFLOVSKI.

YEAH, EVER SINCEHE GOT THAT NEW HYBRID

HE THINKS HE'S BETTERTHAN EVERYONE ELSE.

YOU KNOW... THE EMISSIONSFROM A VEHICLE LIKE YOURS

CAUSES IRREPARABLEDAMAGE TO THE OZONE.

I DRIVE A HYBRID.

IT'S MUCH BETTERFOR THE ENVIRONMENT.

THAANKS.

DAD, CAN WEGO HOME ?

ALL YOU EVER DOSINCE YOU GOT THIS CAR

IS DRIVE AROUNDAND SHOW IT OFF.

HEY, IS THATA HYBRID ?

OH YES, YOU'VEGOT ONE TOO, I SEE.

YEAH, I LIKE TO BEA PART OF THE SOLUTION

AND NOT PARTOF THE PROBLEM...

WELL, ANYWAY,GOOD FOR YOU.

THANKS...

DAD, I THINK IKEIS STARVING TO DEATH.

HOLD ON BOYS, WE STILLHAVE TO GO THE HARDWARE STORE

AND HAND OUTAWARENESS CITATIONS

TO SUV CARSIN THE PARKING LOT.

WHAT ?

OH MAN, LOOK AT THAT ?

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS ?

AN SUV WITHA V-8 ENGINE !

MAKES ME SICK-

"TICKET FOR DRIVINGA GAS GUZZLER" !

DAD... CAN WEGO HOME, PLEASE ?

LOOK, THERE'SA JEEP OVER THERE.

GO WRITE THEMA TICKET, KYLE.

NOW, KYLE ! BUT DAD-

HEY, KYLE !

OH HEY, DUDE, WHATARE YOU DOING HERE ?

HELPING MY DAD PICK OUTSOME COOL NEW POWER TOOLS.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?

HELPING MY DAD GIVEPEOPLE FAKE TICKETS.

WHAT'S THIS ?

OH - SORRY RANDY, LOOKSLIKE YOU GOT A TICKET.

A TICKET ?

"FAILURE TO CARE ABOUTTHE ENVIRONMENT."

OH GODAMMIT, DID YOUDO THIS, GERALD ? !

YEAH, I'M JUST- TRYINGTO MAKE PEOPLE MORE AWARE.

YOU KNOW-

YOU'VE GOT SOME NERVEYOU KNOW THAT !

WHERE DO YOU COME OFFTICKETING PEOPLE ?

NOW RANDY, CALM DOWN,IT'S NOT A REAL TICKET.

I KNOW IT'S NOTA REAL TICKET !

BROFLOVSKI !

DID YOU PUT THIS CRAPON MY WINDSHIELD ? !

JIMBO, YOUR TRUCK GETS LESSTHAN 10 MILES A GALLON.

WELL THANKS,OFFICER DICKHOLE !

DAD, LET'S JUST GO.

LOOK, I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKETHE PEOPLE OF SOUTH PARK

AWARE OF A VERYSERIOUS PROBLEM !

THE PROBLEM, GERALD

IS THAT EVER SINCEYOU GOT A HYBRID CAR

YOU'VE GOTTEN SO SMUG

THAT YOU LOVE THE SMELLOF YOUR OWN FARTS !

OH, I'M SORRY, I DIDN'TTHINK IT WAS HIGH AND MIGHTY

TO CARE ABOUT THE EARTH.

AND THAT TOO !

STOP TALKING WITHYOUR EYES CLOSED !

THAT'S WHATSMUG PEOPLE DO !

WELL, I DON'TREALLY SEE HOW-

THAT HAS ANYTHINGTO DO WITH-

THERE LIKE THAT,STOP THAT !

WHO THE HELL PUT A FAGGYFAKE TICKET ON MY TRUCK ?

ALRIGHT THAT DOES IT,COME ON, KYLE !

I DON'T WANT YOU HANGING AROUNDWITH THESE IGNORANT IDIOTS !

DAD, IKE AND I HAVE BEENTALKING, AND WELL...

WE FEEL THAT YOUR NEW CARIS CHANGING YOU.

YES, IT CERTAINLY IS.

WE'RE THINKING THATA LOT OF PEOPLE IN TOWN

ARE STARTING TO...

TAKE OFFENSE.

ARE STARTING TOTAKE OFFENSE AT YOUR ACTIONS.

WE FEEL LIKE YOU'RESTARTING TO BECOME...

ALIENATED.

STARTING TO BECOME ALIENATEDFROM SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS.

WELL, I TOTALLYAGREE, KYLE.

YOU DO ?

YES, A LOT OFPEOPLE IN TOWN

JUST AREN'T READYTO DRIVE HYBRID CARS.

RIGHT !OKAY, GOOD.

AND THAT'S WHY, I'VE TALKEDIT OVER WITH YOUR MOTHER,

AND... WE'VEDECIDED TO MOVE !

WHAT ?!

WE NEED TO BEWHERE EVERYONE

IS MOTIVATED ANDPROGRESSIVE LIKE US !

START GETTING YOURTHINGS PACKED BOYS,

THE BROFLOVSKI FAMILY ISMOVING TO SAN FRANCISCO !

HEY STAN, YOU SHOULDCOME ON OVER.

THEY'RE HAVING AGOIN' AWAY PARTY FOR KYLE.

GOING AWAY PARTY ?WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?

WUL, DON'T YOU KNOW ?KYLE'S MOVING AWAY.

MOVING AWAY ?KYLE CAN'T MOVE AWAY !

WUL, HE IS.

WHERE IS THEGOING AWAY PARTY ?

AT CARTMAN'S HOUSE.

HEY EVERYBODY THERE'S MOREPOP IN THE REFRIGERATOR !

LET'S MAKE THIS THE BESTGOING AWAY PARTY EVER !

( toot )

HEY ERIC,WHERE'S KYLE ?

WHO ?

KYLE, THEPERSON LEAVING !

KYLE- WHY WOULDI INVITE KYLE ?

DUDE, A GOING AWAY PARTYIS SUPPOSED TO BE

FOR THE PERSONWHO IS GOING AWAY !

KYLE ?KYLE !

KYLE'S NOT HERE, CARTMANDIDN'T INVITE HIM.

WHAT ?

YOU GUYS,THIS IS OUR PARTY.

THAT NO GOODBACK-STABBING JEW RAT

IS FINALLY LEAVING.

COME ON, EVERYONELET'S SING !

♪ NA NA NA NA

♪ NA NA NA NA

♪ HEY HEY HEY

♪ GOODBYE KYLE

KYLE, DUDE,WHAT IS GOING ON ?!

MY DAD SAYS HE CAN'TLIVE HERE ANY MORE.

MR. BROFLOVSKI, PLEASE,KYLE'S MY BEST FRIEND.

I'M SORRY, STAN.

BUT UNFORTUNATELY YOU LIVEIN A SMALL-MINDED TOWN

FILLED WITHIGNORANT BOOBS.

WUL... MAYBETHEY'LL CHANGE.

I WOULDN'TCOUNT ON IT.

COME ON BOYS,GET IN THE CAR.

NO !

MAYBE YOU CANMAKE A DIFFERENCE, STAN.

MAYBE YOU CAN GET EVERYONETO DRIVE HYBRID CARS.

UNTIL THAT DAY...

WE'RE JUST GOING TOHAVE TO BE WITH OUR OWN KIND.

I WILL !

I'LL GET EVERYONETO DRIVE HYBRID CARS !

I SWEAR IT !

WELL, WHAT DOYOU THINK, HUH ?

OH GERALD,IT'S BEAUTIFUL !

YEAH, NOW THISIS A HOUSE !

OH HELLO THERE, YOU MUSTBE THE NEW NEIGHBORS.

YES, THAT'S RIGHT,WE'RE THE BROFLOVSKIS.

WELCOME TO SAN FRANCISCO,I'M PETER THOMPSON,

THIS IS MY WIFENANCY JARVIS

AND OUR SON BRIANTHOMPSON-JARVIS.

SO, HOW DO YOU LIKETHE NEIGHBORHOOD ?

OH, IT'S GORGEOUS !

THESE OLD HOUSESARE SO NEAT !

YES, WELL, UNLIKEMOST CITIES,

IN SAN FRANCISCO WE TRY TOKEEP ALL THE HISTORIC HOUSES

INSTEAD OFKNOCKING THEM DOWN...

YOU IN HERE, PETER ?

OH, HEY PAUL, COME ON INAND MEET THE BROFLOVSKIS.

HELLO THERE, I'MPAUL McDONAHUGH,

THIS IS MY WIFEHOLLY BEUMONT-McCALLAHAN

AND OUR DAUGHTER MINDYMcDONAUGH-BEUMONT-McCALLAHAN.

HELLO !HELLO !

WE NOTICED YOURHYBRID OUT FRONT,

THAT'S THE"V" SERIES, RIGHT ?

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT !

HOOO NICE CAR, BUT WE'REGONNA HAVE TO GET YOU

INTO THE B-T SERIES,

ITS EMISSIONS AREACTUALLY CLEANER.

WOW, SO... EVERYONE HEREDRIVES A HYBRID, HUH ?

OH OF COURSE, WE'RE ALITTLE MORE PROGRESSIVE

AND AHEAD OF THE CURVEHERE IN SAN FRANCISCO.

( farting )

( sniffing )AHHHH !

WELL, ANYWAY I'M SURE YOU'LLFIND IT MUCH BETTER HERE.

YES, YOU'LL FIND THAT SANFRANCISCO IS PRETTY MUCH

MORE OPEN-MINDED AND GROWN-UPTHAN THAN THE MIDWEST.

( farting )

( sniffing )AHHHH !

WE'RE JUST A LITTLE BIT MOREPROTECTIVE OF OUR ENVIRONMENT

HERE IN SAN FRANCISCO.

YEAH, WE SURE ARE !

FOR BROFLOVSKIIN SAN FRANCISCO.

THEY JUST MOVED THERE.

HA HA, TAKE THAT,JEW BOY !

I GUESS YOU HEEBS CAN'T EVENPLAY VIDEO FOOTBALL !

YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT !

YOU KNOW BUTTERS,YOU MAKE FOR A LOUSY JEW.

I'M SORRY, IT'S JUST THATI'M NOT JEWISH, AND-

NO, NO, DON'TAPOLOGIZE, YOU ASSHOLE !

MARSH !?

OH CRAP,RANGER McFRIENDLY.

WHO ?

YOU BETTER COME WITH METO THE NEWS STATION !

OUR SITUATION JUST GOTA LOT WORSE !

I NOTICED IT ON THECOMPUTER THIS MORNING...

LOOK HERE.

THIS... IS THE SMUGOVER SOUTH PARK.

IT'S GETTING BIGGERAND GAINING STRENGTH.

THE SMUG ?

THE SMUG IS GETTING SO MASSIVETHAT IT'S MOVING WEST

AND FUSING WITHTHE SAN FRANCISCO SMUG... HERE.

THESE TWO SMUG CLOUDSARE COMBINING-

FUELING EACH OTHER.

NOW TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.

WHAT IS THAT ?

IT'S THE SMUG FROMGEORGE CLOONEY'S

ACCEPTANCE SPEECHAT THE ACADEMY AWARDS.

GEORGE CLOONEY'SACCEPTANCE SPEECH ?

DID YOU HEAR IT ?

HE TALKED ABOUT HOWPEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD

ARE AHEAD OF THE CURVEON SOCIAL MATTERS,

HE EVEN TOOK CREDIT FOR THECIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT-

LOOK, THE POINT IS -

THE SMUG FROMHIS ACCEPTANCE SPEECH

HAS BEEN SLOWLY DRIFTING NORTHSINCE HE GAVE IT.

AND IT'S HEADED STRAIGHTFOR THE SUPERCELL.

THE SOUTH PARKAND SAN FRANCISCO SMUG

IS ALREADY AT CRITICAL MASS.

IF IT GETS HITBY GEORGE CLOONEY'SACCEPTANCE SPEECH

IT WILL BE A DISASTER OFEPIC PROPORTIONS.

THE PERFECT STORMOF SELF-SATISFACTION.

WE'VE GOT TO TELLTHE TOWNSPEOPLE.

SOUTH PARK STILL HAS A CHANCETO MAKE IT THROUGH THE STORM.

WHAT ABOUTSAN FRANCISCO ?

KID, THANKS TOYOUR GAY LITTLE SONG...

THERE'S NOT GONNA BEA SAN FRANCISCO.

WHEN THE SMUG FROMGEORGE CLOONEY'S SPEECH

HITS THE SAN FRANCISCOAND SOUTH PARK SMUG...

WE'RE GOING TOWITNESS A STORM

THE LIKES OF WHICHWE'VE NEVER SEEN.

ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL USTHE SMUG FROM OUR HYBRIDS

IS ACTUALLY GOINGTO KILL US ALL ?

IF THE SMUG CLOUDS REMAINTHE WAY THEY ARE, YES.

THIS IS ALLSTAN'S FAULT !

HE WROTE THATGAY LITTLE SONG

AND GOT US TO DRIVETHOSE DAMN HYBRIDS !

YEAH, GOOD GOING, STUPID !

LISTEN !

THOUGH WE ALL AGREETHIS IS STAN'S FAULT,

THERE IS STILLSOMETHING WE CAN DO.

IF WE ALL WORK TOGETHERTO REDUCE SMUGNESS

WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO LESSENTHE EFFECTS OF THE STORM,

AT LEAST HEREIN OUR OWN TOWN.

THEN THAT'S IT-

THERE'S ONLY ONE WAYTO REDUCE SMUGNESS.

WE'VE GOT TO DESTROYEVERY HYBRID CAR IN TOWN !

UH-HUH !YEAH !THAT'S RIGHT !

EVERYONE GET YOUR HYBRIDAND MEET AT DAWSON'S !

HEY, WHERE DO YOUTHINK YOU'RE GOING ?

I'M GONNA GO TRY AND WARN KYLETO GET OUT OF SAN FRANCISCO.

OH NO, YOU'RE NOT !

YOUR GAY LITTLE SONGGOT US TO DRIVE HYBRIDS

YOU'RE GONNA HELP USGET RID OF THEM !

HOW LONG DO WE HAVE UNTILTHE SMUG CLOUDS COLLIDE ?

NOT LONG... THE SMUGFROM GEORGE CLOONEY'S

ACADEMY AWARDACCEPTANCE SPEECH

HAS ALREADY CROSSEDINTO ARIZONA.

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ?

( echoing & resonating )THE THING ABOUT WINNINGAN ACADEMY AWARD...

WE ARE A LITTLE BITOUT OF TOUCH IN HOLLYWOOD...

...TALKED ABOUT CIVIL RIGHTSWHEN IT WASN'T REALLY POPULAR...

...TALK ABOUT AIDS WHEN IT WASJUST BEING WHISPERED,

...GAVE HATTIE McDANIELAN OSCAR IN 1939

WHEN BLACKSWERE STILL SITTING...

OSCAR WINNER,GEORGE CLOONEY...

SEXIEST MAN ALIVE...

I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.

SOMEBODY HAS TOGET INTO SAN FRANCISCO

AND WARN KYLE'S FAMILY TO GETOUT BEFORE THE STORM HITS.

BUT... HOW COME WE CAN'T JUSTTAKE THE BUS ON INTO THE CITY ?

YOU DON'T KNOWSAN FRANCISCO, BUTTERS.

IT WAS THE BREEDING GROUND OFTHE HIPPIE MOVEMENT IN THE 60s

THERE'S HARDCORE LIBERALS,LESBIAN ACTIVISTS

AND DIE-HARD MODERN HIPPIESYOUNG AND OLD.

I SWORE I WOULD NEVER SET FOOTIN SAN FRANCISCO...

GOD HELP ME.

ALRIGHT, BUTTERS,I'LL BE TETHERED TO YOU

THROUGH THIS CORD.

IT'S MY ONLY LIFELINE SOMAKE SURE IT STAYS TAUT.

IF YOU STOPHEARING MY VOICE

FOR THE LOVE OF CHRISTSTART REELING ME IN

WITH ALL YOUR STRENGTH.

I WILL !

YOU'RE REALLY GREAT FORGOING TO WARN KYLE, ERIC.

I'M NOT DOING ITFOR KYLE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY

GONNA WALK THROUGHSAN FRANCISCO.

WELL... HERE GOES.

ALRIGHT, NOW GET ITINTO THE MASHER.

HURRY UP !

CAN'T SOMEBODY ELSEOPERATE THIS ?

I CAN'TREALLY REACH.

WELL THEN, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVEWRITTEN THAT GAY LITTLE SONG,

SHOULD YOU HAVE ? !

KEENEN, WE'VE GOTTEN RIDOF HALF THE HYBRID CARS.

HOW ARE THESMUG LEVELS ?

THEY'RE DROPPING SLOWLY...

BUT WE'RE RUNNINGOUT OF TIME !

YEAH, IT'S LIKE, SAN FRANCISCOIS MORE OF A EUROPEAN CITY,

LIKE PARIS OR MILAN...

AGH, OOOGH...BUTTERS ARE YOU THERE ?

I'M HERE ERIC.

I'VE STARTEDTO ENTER THE SMUG.

I'M ABOUTA QUARTER MILE IN,

CAN YOU GIVE ME AN E.L. ?

YOU MUST BENEARING UNION SQUARE.

DO YOU SEE A FOUNTAINTO YOUR LEFT ?

YES, IT'S JUST BEYOND YETANOTHER WINE AND CHEESE STORE.

TAKE YOUR NEXT RIGHT, YOU'VEGOT TO START HEADING WEST.

TURNING RIGHTAT 0-2-4 NINER...

THAT'S IT !THAT'S THE LAST ONE !

KEENEN WE'VE SMASHEDTHE LAST HYBRID.

HURRY, THE SMUG FROMCLOONEY'S SPEECH

IS ABOUT TO HIT THEOTHER SMUG SYSTEM !

GET EVERYBODY INSIDE !

AGHGHGHGH !

GOD HELP US...

( resonating & echoing )OSCAR WINNER,GEORGE CLOONEY...

( thunder crashing )

( lightning crackling )

BUTTERS... BUTTERSI THINK I'M HERE !

2419 COSTILLO ?

THAT'S IT, ERIC HURRY !

SOMETHING'S GOINGON OUT HERE !

MR. BROFLOVSKI !

MR. BROFLOVSKI,THERE'S A SMUG STORM !

WE HAVE TO GO.

BEING SMUGIS A GOOD THING.

( farting )( sniffing )

OH MY CHRIST !

KYLE, KYLE ?

THE ACID.... DUDE,I'M TOTALLY TRIPPING BALLS !

I'M TOTALLYTRIPPING BALLS !

I'M TOTALLYTRIPPING BALLS....

WE HAVE TOGET OUT OF HERE, NOW !

KYLE !

KYYYYYYYLE !