YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT ?
UM, THE LAST THING YOU DOWHEN YOU DIE
IS CRAP YOUR PANTS.
WHAT ?
YEAH, WHEN YOU DIE,YOUR JOWLS RELEASE
AND CRAP COMESFLYING OUT OF YOUR ASS !
HA HA !HA HA HA HA HAA !
THAT IS ( bleeping )STUPID, CARTMAN !
OH YEAH ?
I'LL BET YOU FIVE BUCKSTHAT WHEN YOU DIE
YOU CRAP YOUR PANTS,ASSHOLE !
HEY EVERYBODY,IT'S TIME !
IT'S TIME !
IT'S TIME ?OH, IT'S TIME !
IT'S HAPPENING NOW ?
LET'S GO !
IT'S TIME FOR WHAT ?
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALGET DOWN TO METSKERS FIELD !
PEOPLE OF SOUTH PARK,
I AM PLEASED TO BE WITH YOUON THIS MOST HISTORIC DAY.
A DAY YOU WILL CERTAINLYALL REMEMBER
AS THE DAY YOUR TOWNBECAME GREAT.
THE GRAND OPENING OFTHE FIRST SOUTH PARK...
WALL MART !
( crowd cheering )
LOOK AT IT, HONEY,IT'S SO BIG.
IT'S LIKE WE'REA REAL TOWN NOW.
WHOA, AWESOME !
HEY !
ISN'T THIS WHERESTARK'S POND USED TO BE ?
WHERE WE USED TOKAYAK AND FISH ?
YEAH-- NOW IT'SA WALL MART !
I KNOW THAT WITH THE OPENING
OF THE SOUTH PARK BRANCHOF WALL MART
YOU WILL ALL SEE YOUR TOWNCOMPLETELY CHANGE.
NOW, SHOP, FRIENDS,SHOP !
IT'S BEAUTIFUL !
WELCOME TO WALL MART.
WELCOME TOWALL MART.
WELCOME TO WALL MART.
SHARON, ISN'T THATYOUR FATHER ?
YES, WALL MART IS THE LEADINGEMPLOYER OF SENIORS !
AND THEY ALSO EMPLOYTHE HANDICAPPED !
HELLO, MRS. MARSH,CAN I HELP G--
CAN I HELP YOU G-GETA SHOPPING CART TODAY ?
WHY YES,I'D LOVE ONE, JIMMY.
( straining )
MY GOD...
LOOK AT ALL THESEINCREDIBLE BARGAINS !
DUDE, CHECK IT OUT !
"TIME COP" ON D.V.D.
THREE COPIESFOR 18 BUCKS !
WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU WANTTHREE COPIES
OF THE SAME MOVIE ?
BECAUSE ONE COPYIS 9.98 !
THIS WAY YOU SAVELIKE 20 BUCKS.
YOU ONLY NEEDONE COPY R-TARD !
OKAY, FINE, DUMBASS !
YOU GO AHEAD ANDBUY ONE COPY FOR 9.98 !
OKAY, FINE I WILL !
WAIT A MINUTE,I DON'T EVEN WANT
ONE COPYOF "TIME COP" !
DUDE, YOU CAN'TSHOP FOR CRAP.
I CAN'T BELIEVETHESE BARGAINS.
CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME WHYWE'RE GOING TO JIM'S DRUG
TO BUY VOLTAR CARDS
WHEN WALL MART HAS THEMFOR THREE BUCKS CHEAPER ?
DUDE, I CAN'T DEALWITH WALL MART RIGHT NOW.
MY PARENTS HAD ME THEREFOR THREE HOURS LAST NIGHT !
OH, SORRY, BOYS,I'M GOING OUT OF BUSINESS.
WHY MR. FARKEL ?
I CAN'T COMPETE WITHWALL MART'S LOW PRICES.
EVERYONE ISSHOPPING THERE NOW
AND I CAN'TMAKE ENDS MEET.
( sad violin tune )
I'VE GOT TOSELL THE STORE,
TRY TO FINDANOTHER LINE OF WORK.
CARTMAN, STOP IT !
WHAT, I JUST FELT LIKE PLAYINGA LITTLE VIOLIN, KYLE.
I APPRECIATEYOUR BUSINESS BOYS,
BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO TRYSOMEWHERE ELSE IN TOWN.
( sobbing )
SEE ?THAT SUCKS, DUDE !
WHAT, THAT'S CALLEDPROGRESS, KYLE.
YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUTALL THE PEOPLE
GETTING LAID OFF FROMTHE GROCERY STORES ?
AND WHAT ABOUT ALL THE--( violin )
WHATEVER, I CAN GO GETANOTHER ONE AT WALL MART.
IT WAS ONLY FIVE BUCKS.
COME ON, LET'S GOTO MAIN STREET
AND SUPPORTONE OF THOSE STORES.
WHAT THE HELL.
( window smashes )
( growling )
BUTTERS ?
( hisses )
BUTTERS, WHAT THE HELLARE YOU DOING ?
WUL, I'M JUSTPLAYIN' MONSTER.
IT'S KINDA SPOOKY OUT HERE.
( growling )
DUDE, WE'VE GOTTASHOW OUR PARENTS
WHAT WALL MART ISDOING TO OUR TOWN !
DAD ?
JESUS CHRIST.
D-DAD ?
( weakly )STAAAN ?
DAD !OH MY GOD !
STAN...
WHA--DAD, ARE YOU DYING ?
NO, I'M JUST...REALLY, REALLY TIRED.
I WAS SHOPPING ATWALL MART ALL NIGHT.
BUT YOUR FACE ?
IN THECHECKOUT LINE.
THEY HAD THESE...
LITTLE STICKERSFILLED WITH GLITTER.
THEY WERE ONLY 99 CENTSFOR 15 OF THEM !
I COULDN'T RESIST.
DO YOU WANT ONE ?
HERE,IT'S A LITTLE TURTLE.
SAVE IT, GRANDPA.
WE GOTTA FIND THETELEVISION DEPARTMENT.
AAAAH !AAAAH !
BOYS, THESE AXESARE ONLY 4.99.
DAD, WE KNOW HOW TODESTROY THE WALL MART.
SHH !
WHAT ARE YOUTALKING ABOUT ?
ONE OF THECREATORS TOLD US.
YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOUR KEYS OVERTO THE TELEVISION DEPARTMENT.
THE TELEVISIONDEPARTMENT...
ALL RIGHT, COME ON,LET'S GO.
OH MY GOD !WHAT ?
THOSE $2 SALTAND PEPPER SHAKERS !
THEY WERE $3FIVE MINUTES AGO !
THE WALL MART IS LOWERING ITSPRICES TO TRY AND STOP US !
COME ON, WE GOTTA TRY TOMAKE IT TO THE BACK !
AAAGH !
DON'T LOOK !DON'T LOOK AT ITS BARGAINS !
( screaming )
I THINK I SEE THE TELEVISIONDEPARTMENT IN THE BACK !
IS THAT THERIGHT WAY, DAD ?
DAD ?
DAD !
THIS SCREWDRIVER SETIS ONLY 9.98 !
COME ON, DAD !
I CAN'T MAKE IT, BOYS !
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TOGO ON WITHOUT ME !
NO, DAD,WE NEED YOUR KEYS !
THIS BARGAIN ISTOO GREAT FOR ME !
I'M GONNA HAVE TOBUY THESE.
HERE, TAKE THE KEYSAND GO ON !
THE TELEVISION DEPARTMENTIS NEAR THE BACK !
NEXT TO THECELL PHONES !
GO, HURRY !
I'M GONNA GO BUY THESESCREWDRIVERS !
THERE,THE TELEVISION DEPARTMENT !
HELLO, BOYS.
CONGRATULATIONS ONGETTING THIS FAR.
WHO ARE YOU ?
I AM... WALL MART.
YOU ?
I HAVE TAKEN THIS FORMIN ORDER TO TALK TO YOU,
BUT I CAN TAKE MANY FORMS.
DOES THISSUIT YOU BETTER ?
OR PERHAPSYOU'D PREFER THIS FORM.
I CAN TAKEWHICHEVER FORM I LIKE.
WE DON'T WANT YOURSTORE IN OUR TOWN,
WE'VE COME TODESTROY YOU.
WHERE'S THE HEART ?
TO FIND THE HEART OF WALL MARTONE MUST FIRST ASK ONE'S SELF
"WHO IS IT THATASKS THE QUESTION ?"
ME, I'M ASKINGTHE QUESTION.
AH YES,BUT WHO ARE YOU ?
STAN MARSH--NOW, WHERE'S THE HEART ?
AH, YOU KNOW THE ANSWERBUT NOT THE QUESTION.
THE QUESTION IS:WHERE IS THE HEART ?
VERY WELL, YOU WANT TO SEETHE HEART OF WALL MART ?
IT LIES BEYOND THATPLASMA SCREEN TELEVISION.
IT'S A MIRROR.
YES, DON'T YOU SEE ?
THAT IS THE HEARTOF WALL MART--
YOU, THE CONSUMER.
I TAKE MANY FORMS--WALL MART, K-MART, TARGET--
BUT I AMONE SINGLE ENTITY.
DESIRE.
WELL, THE GUY IN ARKANSASSAID TO DESTROY THE HEART.
AAGH ! NO !
NO, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ?!
NOW YOU SHALL SEEMY TRUE FORM !
AH HA HA HA HA !AH HA HA HA HA !
NOW YOU SEE MEAS I TRULY AM !
WE BETTERGET OUTTA HERE !
GET OUT !IT'S GONNA BLOW !
DAD, COME ON,WE GOTTA GET OUT !
IT'S TOO LATEFOR ME, SON !
I HAVE TOBUY THIS STUFF !
THE WALL MARTIS IMPLODING !
EVERYBODY OUT NOW !
( screaming )
( fart )
HAA HA HA HA !
IGNORANT FOOLS.
JUST LOOK ATTHE MARSH FAMILY, HUH ?
BRAND NEW TELEVISION,
NEW PLASTICDISHWARE AND CUPS.
AND ENOUGH BULK-BUY RAMENTO LAST US A THOUSAND WINTERS.
DAD, HOW COME WALL MART
IS ABLE TO SELLEVERYTHING SO CHEAP ?
IT'S SIMPLE ECONOMICS, SON.
I DON'TUNDERSTAND IT AT ALL.
BUT, GOD, I LOVE IT.
( whispering voices )6.99...THREE FOR $15...
THREE FOR 15.99...TWO PACK ONLY 19.98...
AAH !
( thunder )
AHH...
OOHHH...
YEAH.
RANDY, WHAT AREYOU DOING ?
NOTHING !
I'M-I'M JUST GONNA HEAD DOWNTO THE WALL MART REAL QUICK.
IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT.
YEAH, THINK ABOUT IT--IF I GO DOWN THERE NOW
THERE WON'T BEANYBODY ELSE THERE !
I CAN HAVE ALLTHE BARGAINS TO MYSELF !
THANKS FOR COMINGTO WALL MART.
ALL ARE WELCOME...ALL ARE WELCOME.
( knocking )
COME IN !
OH, HELLO,FINE SHOPPERS.
SIR, WE JUST HAD A BIGTOWN MEETING AND DECIDED
WE DON'T WANT YOURWALL MART HERE ANYMORE.
WE'RE SORRY, BUT IT SEEMSOUR MAIN STREET IS DYING
AND GOOD PEOPLE ARELOSING THEIR JOBS.
WE'D ALL LIKE YOU...OUT OF SOUTH PARK.
HA HA.
HA HA HAHAHAA !
WHAT, DO YOU THINKI WANT TO BE HERE ?
I HATE THIS PLACE !
BUT IT...WON'T LET ME LEAVE.
BUT YOU RUNTHE WALL MART.
OH, YOU'RE WRONG.
WALL MART ISN'TRUN BY ANYBODY.
FIRST IT REELS YOU INWITH ITS BARGAINS.
NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU'REWORKING AT THE WALL MART
BECAUSE IT HAS ALL THE JOBS.
THEN YOU'RE SITTINGIN A LITTLE OFFICE
TRAPPED ON ALL SIDES !
THEN WHY DON'T YOUJUST QUIT ?
NOT SO LOUD !
IT CAN HEAR YOU !
YOU HATEWALL MART TOO ?
( rumbling )
AGH !I DIDN'T SAY THAT !
I LOVE WALL MART !
WITH ALL IT'S FANTASTIC BARGAINSAND ONE-STOP SHOPPING,
WHO CAN'T LOVE IT, RIGHT ?
WALL MART TAKES THE HASSLEOUT OF SHOPPING
AND MAKES IT BOTHAFFORDABLE AND FUN !
AND WALL MART REALLYGIVES BACK TO COMMUNITY !
US PEOPLE ARE CERTAINLY LUCKY
TO HAVE A STORE LIKEWALL MART, AREN'T WE ?
GEG-GEG-GEG-GEG.
GEG-GEG-GEG-GEG.
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
I THINK WE JUSTGOT SQUIRRELED.
YEAH, THAT GUY PROBABLY THINKSHE CAN GET US TO GO AWAY
BY BEING SO GOOFY.
( screaming )
( fart )
HERE WE GO, EVERYONE.
I GOT THREE NICE STEAKSFROM SOUTH PARK GROCERY.
WE'LL HAVE TOSHARE THEM.
HAH.
I REMEMBER WHEN WE COULDAFFORD TO BUY SIX STEAKS
WHEN WE SHOPPEDAT WALL MART.
YEAH, BUT DAD,THE WHOLE TOWN AGREED
NOT TO SHOP ATWALL MART ANYMORE.
I KNOW, I KNOW !!
GOD !NYAAA !
MOM, DAD, WHEN PEOPLE DIE,DO THEY ALWAYS CRAP THEIR--
( glass breaks )
OH, YOU STUPID TURD !
OH, JESUS,A BROKEN GLASS.
WELL, I DON'T SEEANY CHOICE NOW.
WE HAVE TO GOTO WALL MART.
WE DO ?
WHERE ELSE ARE WE GONNA GETA NEW GLASS AT THIS HOUR ?
EVERYONE GET YOUR SHOES ON,WE'RE GOING TO WALL MART !
BUT, DAD, WE'RE NOTSUPPOSED TO SHOP AT--
STAN ! ONE FAMILYBUYING ONE GLASS
ISN'T GONNA MAKEA DIFFERENCE !
HEY...
GERALD,WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
WE SAID WE WEREN'T GONNA SHOPAT THE WALL MART ANYMORE !
WELL, WHERE ELSEWAS I GONNA GET
A NAPKIN DISPENSER AT9:30 AT NIGHT ?
MR. GARRISON,CHEF, JIMBO !
NOW, COME ON, PEOPLE, WHATTHE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ?
DON'T YOU SEE WHATYOU'RE ALL DOING ?
WELL, WHAT ARE YOUDOING HERE, RANDY ?
I CAME BECAUSEI WANTED TO MAKE SURE
NOBODY WASSHOPPING HERE !
DAD !
OH, ALL RIGHT, AND MAYBEI WAS GONNA BUY A GLASS.
ONE GLASS.
AND SOME CHIPS.
AND BUTTER.
AND SOME NEW PLIERS.
JESUS...LOOK AT US.
WE ALL DON'T LIKETHE WALL MART
BUT WE CAN'T STOPCOMING HERE.
IT'S LIKE SOMEMYSTICAL EVIL FORCE.
YEAH, THIS PLACE HAS A POWEROVER US WE CAN'T RESIST.
WE HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO PUTTHE SOUTH PARK WALL MART
OUT OF BUSINESSONCE AND FOR ALL !
LET'S BURN IT DOWN !
NO, NO, NO !
LET'S FREEZE IT !
I THINK ITS BEST WE TRYTO REASON WITH IT.
NO !
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS NOT SHOPAT WALL MART ANYMORE !
IF YOU WANT IT TO GO AWAY,
ALL IT TAKES ISA LITTLE SELF CONTROL
AND PERSONALRESPONSIBILITY !
♪ KUMBAYA, MY LORDKUMBAYA ♪
♪ KUMBAYA, MY LORDKUMBAYA ♪
♪ KUMBAYA, MY LORD...
YOU JUST HAD TO GO AND RUINEVERYTHING, DIDN'T YOU ?
IT WASN'T MY IDEA TOBURN THE WALL MART DOWN.
NO, BUT YOU GOT EVERYONEALL WORKED UP.
YOU WERE ALWAYS JEALOUSOF THE WALL MART.
YOU ALWAYS HATED IT.
DUDE, OUR TOWN IS GOING TOBE BETTER WITHOUT--
WHAT THE--
OH, AWESOME !
HOW ?
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN ?
MOM, DAD, WHY ARE YOUSHOPPING HERE ?
WE CAN'T DESTROY IT, SON.
WE HAVE TO LEARNTO LIVE WITH IT.
CAN I HELP YOU ?
( screaming )
DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?!
YOU GET A DISCOUNTWORKING HERE.
10 PERCENT.
THAT MEANS THE BARGAINSARE EVEN BETTER.
DAD, YOU'RE A GEOLOGIST !
I'LL MAKE LESS MONEY,SURE, BUT,
AS LONG AS I BUYEVERYTHING AT WALL MART,
IT WILL ALL EVEN OUT.
DON'T YOU SEE ?
WALL MARTISN'T OUR ENEMY,
IT'S OURNEIGHBORHOOD FRIEND.
HEY !
HEY !
WHO THE HELL TOLD YOU TO PUTTHIS THING BACK UP ?
SORRY, KID, WE GOT OUR ORDERSFROM CORPORATE HEADQUARTERS.
BUT NOBODY WANTSA WALL MART HERE.
THEN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TOTALK TO THE HIGHER-UPS.
WHERE ARE THEY ?
BENTONVILLE, ARKANSAS.
THAT'S WHEREWALL MART STARTED.
THAT'S WHERE ALLTHE BIGWIGS ARE.
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNAHAVE TO GO TO ARKANSAS !
COME ON, GUYS !
WE'RE GONNA PUT A STOP TOWALL MART ONCE AND FOR ALL !
( rumbling )
WALL MART ?
ARE YOUSPEAKING TO ME ?
MY FRIENDS ?
TRYING TOHURT YOU AGAIN ?
YES, WALL MART,I UNDERSTAND.
THREE TICKETS TO BENTONVILLEARKANSAS, PLEASE.
WAIT GUYS, HOLD UP !
I WANT TO GO WITH YOUAND HELP OUT.
NO WAY.
YOU WANT TO GO WITH US SO THATYOU CAN BETRAY US AT SOME POINT
AND KEEP US FROMDESTROYING THE WALL MART.
NUH-UH.
YEAH HUH !
YOU WANNA GO WITH USSO THAT LATER YOU CAN GO,
"HA HA, I WAS WORKING FOR WALLMART ALL ALONG" OR SOMETHING.
I AM NOT, KYLE !
DUDE, JUST LET HIM COME,THE BUS IS ABOUT TO LEAVE.
ALRIGHT, FINE,COME ON, FATASS.
HEH HEH.
YOU FOOLS HAVE NO IDEA
THAT I WILL NEVER LET YOUHURT THE WALL MART.
I HEARD THAT !
YOU HEARD WHAT ?
YOU SAID WE HAVE NO IDEA
THAT YOU'RE NEVER GONNALET US HURT WALL MART !
THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID !
DUDE, COME ON.
HE'S WORKING FOR THE WALL MARTTO STOP US FROM SUCCEEDING !
DUDE,WE HAVE TO GO !
GOD DAMMIT.
WELL, HURRY UP IFYOU'RE COMING, CARTMAN !
HEH HEH.
YOU STUPID FOOLSHAVE NO IDEA
I'M ACTUALLY WORKINGFOR THE WALL MART
TO STOP YOUFROM SUCCEEDING !
GOD DAMN THAT TOOKA LONG TIME.
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FASTER
IF CARTMAN HADN'TSLASHED THE TIRES !
I DID NOT !
I WANNA CLOSE THE WALL MARTJUST AS MUCH AS YOU GUYS DO !
CAN I HELP YOU ?
YEAH, WE'VE COME TO COMPLAIN.
WE DON'T WANTA WALL MART IN OUR TOWN.
WHO DOES ?
NOBODY LIKES WHATTHE WALL MART DOES.
BUT IT KEEPSRIGHT ON DOING IT.
WE WANT TO TALK TOWHO'S IN CHARGE.
IN CHARGE ?
I GUESS THAT WOULD BEHARVEY BROWN.
HE'S THE CURRENT PRESIDENTOF WALL MART,
ONE OF THEORIGINAL CREATORS.
WHERE'S HE ?
WE... INVENTED THE WALL MARTSUPERCENTER IN 1987.
THE IDEA WAS SIMPLE:
BUILD A STOREFOR ONE-STOP SHOPPING
WHERE BULK PURCHASES
WOULD KEEP PRICESINCREDIBLY LOW.
WE DIDN'T KNOWWHAT WE WERE DOING.
IN JUST FOUR YEARSIT WAS OUT OF CONTROL.
SO, HOW DO WE STOP IT ?
YOU DON'T STOP IT.
THERE HAS TOBE A WAY.
THERE'S NOTHING !DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ?!
NOTHING CAN STOP THE WALL MARTIN YOUR TOWN !
UNLESS...OF COURSE...
YOU CAN FIND ANDDESTROY ITS HEART.
THE HEART OF WALL MART ?
SIR, DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RETALKING A LITTLE TOO MUCH ?
EVERY WALL MARTHAS A HEART.
SOMEWHERE NEAR THETELEVISION DEPARTMENT.
DESTROY THE HEART
AND YOU COULD REVERSETHE ENTIRE PROCESS.
YOU SPEAK TOO MUCH, SIR.
THEN WHY DON'T YOU GUYSJUST DESTROY THE HEART ?
BECAUSE THE WALL MARTSTOPS YOU !
MANY HAVE TRIED, KID--
UNION LEADERS,NATURE ACTIVISTS,
EVEN THE BESTFAIR TRADE LAWYERS
HAVE TRIED TO STOPTHE WALL MART, AND NOW ?
THEY ARE WALL MARTSHOPPERS ALL.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON YOU GUYS,WE HAVE TO GET BACK HOME.
IT WON'T WORK,DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ?!
IT ISN'T GOING TO STOP
UNTIL THERE'S NOTHINGBUT WALL MART !
JESUS,WHAT DID WE DO ?
WHAT DID WE DOOOO ?!
BOYS...
TELL THE WORLDI'M SORRY.
NO DUDE, DON'T !
( fart )
HA, HA HAHAHAHA !
THAT'S 10 BUCKSYOU OWE ME, DICKFACE !
( thunder cracking )
ALL RIGHT,THIS IS IT.
IF WALL MART HAS A HEART
WE HAVE TO FIND ITAND DESTROY IT.
NO MATTER WHAT THE WALL MARTDOES TO TRY TO STOP US,
WE HAVE TO BE STRONG.
LET'S DO IT.
I'M AFRAID NOT, KYLE !
WALL MART ISA GREAT STORE.
I CANNOT LET YOU FOOLSRUIN ITS TERRIFIC BARGAINS.
YOU SEE, I WAS WORKINGFOR WALL MART ALL ALONG.
I KNEW YOU WERE !
NO YOU DIDN'T.
YES I DID !
I SAID FROM THE BEGINNINGYOU WOULD DO THIS !
NO YOU DIDN'T.
YES I DID !
NO YOU DIDN'T.YES I DID !
NO YOU DIDN'T.YES I DID !
( repeating )
YOU SEE, KYLE, IT WAS MEWHO SLASHED THE BUS--
SLASHED THE BUS TIRESIN ARKANSAS !
I SAID SO !I TOLD YOU--
LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAI CAN'T HEAR YOU !
I CAN'T HEAR YOU !LA LA LA LA LALAAAA !
I'M SORRY, BOYS,
BUT IF YOU WANTTO HURT THE WALL MART
YOU'LL HAVE TOGO THROUGH ME.
WE DON'T HAVETIME FOR THIS.
KENNY, KEEP HIMAWAY FROM US.
VERY WELL, KENNY,LET US BATTLE !
OW, KENNY.
KENNY, KNOCK IT OFF !
YOU KILLEDTHE WALL MART !
( cheers )
HOW DID YOUDO IT, KYLE ?
ALL WALL MARTS STARTA SELF-DESTRUCTION SEQUENCE
IF YOU BREAK A MIRRORIN THE BACK.
WE KNOW HOW TODESTROY IT NOW.
SPREAD THE WORDTO OTHER TOWNS.
WAIT, I THINK I UNDERSTANDTHE SYMBOLISM OF THE MIRROR.
THE WALL MART...IS US.
DUH.
YOU SEE, BOYS, IF WELIKE OUR SMALL-TOWN CHARM
MORE THAN BIGCORPORATE BULLIES,
WE ALL HAVE TO BE WILLINGTO PAY A LITTLE BIT MORE.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ?
YEAH !
LET'S ALL GO SHOP ATJIM'S DRUG DOWN, THE STREET !
( cheers )
♪ OH LORD, KUMBAYA
ALL RIGHT, LET'S NOTMAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN.
YEAH, LET'S GO SHOPOVER AT TRUE VALUE.
LET'S GO !YEAH !
Something Wall Mart This Way Comes
s08e09 November 03, 2004
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.
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