HE CAN WALK AND TALKAND EVERYTHING !

YOU'RE LIKE THE 4th KIDI'VE TOLD ALREADY !

( snickering )

WELL, I GOTTA GO, DOUGIE.

MY ROBOT AND IHAVE STUFF TO DO.

HEH-HEH, THEY'REALL SO JEALOUS !

I'M SO GLAD YOU CAMEINTO MY LIFE AWESOM-O.

YOU'RE THE BEST FRIENDA GUY COULD HAVE.

YES, YOU CANTRUST AWESOM-O.

IN FACT, YOUCOULD TELL AWESOM-O

ALL YOUR MOSTPERSONAL SECRETS.

AWESOM-O WILL NOTMAKE FUN OF YOU

OR TELL YOUR SECRETSTO OTHER PEOPLE OR STUFF.

HEY YEAH !

I CAN TELL YOUANYTHING, HUH ?!

LET'S SEE...WELL, FOR ONE-

I HAVE WHAT'S CALLEDA 'HESHIATED COLON'

WHICH MEANS, I SOMETIMESCAN'T CONTROL MY SPHINCTER.

REALLY.

NOBODY KNOWS IT, BUTSOMETIMES I POOP MY PANTS

SO I HAVE TO WEARA DIAPER TO SCHOOL.

( snickering )

YOU OKAY, AWESOM-O ?

YES, AWESOM-OIS FINE.

PLEASE GO ON.

WELL, I HAVE TO TAKEMEDICINE FOR IT EVERY DAY.

IT'S A LITTLE SUPPOSITORYI HAVE TO PUT UP MY RECTUM.

THAT'S VERYINTERESTING.

TELL AWESOM-OMORE SECRETS.

OKAY LET'S SEE...

OH- MY PARENTSDON'T KNOW

BUT SOMETIMES I GET PICKED ONBY THIS ONE KID AT SCHOOL.

HIS NAME ISERIC CARTMAN

AND HE ALWAYS TRIES TOPLAY JOKES ON ME AND STUFF.

OH, REALLY.

YEAH, ONE TIMEHE MADE ME THINK

A METEOR HAD HIT THE EARTHAND CONVINCED ME TO

STAY DOWN IN A BOMB SHELTERFOR THREE DAYS.

WOW, THAT SUCKS.

YEAH, AND THENTHIS OTHER TIME

HE PRETENDED TOBE ME ON THE PHONE

TO MY DAD, ANDCALLED HIM A PUSSY.

SO MY DAD CAME HOMEAND BEAT ME.

WOW, SOUNDS LIKETHIS CARTMAN KID

IS PRETTY SMART.

NAW, HE'S NOT SMARTHE'S JUST AN ASSHOLE.

AND HE'S NEVER GONNAPLAY A TRICK ON ME

EVER AGAIN !

REALLY,YOU THINK SO ?

WELL, GUESSWHAT BUTTERS

I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.

YEAH, HE'S NEVERGONNA GET ME AGAIN-

CUZ WHAT CARTMANDOESN'T KNOW

IS THAT NOW I KNOWONE OF HIS SECRETS.

WHAT ?

WHEN CARTMAN IS PLAYINGALL ALONE IN HIS BACKYARD

HE LIKES TO DRESS UPLIKE BRITNEY SPEARS

AND PRETEND HE'S HER !

HE SINGS AND DANCES AROUNDWITH A LIFESIZE CUTOUT

OF JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.

YOU SAW THAT ?

YEAH, AND I VIDEOTAPEDHIM DOING IT !

NUH-UH.

I'VE GOT THEWHOLE THING ON TAPE-

EVEN HIM MAKING OUT WITH THEJUSTIN TIMBERLAKE CUTOUT !

NO WAY.

YEAH, AND IF CARTMAN EVERMESSES WITH ME AGAIN

I'M GONNA SHOW THATVIDEO TO EVERYBODY !

THEN I'LL HAVEMY REVENGE, BOY HOWDY !

UM, WHERE IS THISVIDEOTAPE, BUTTERS ?

HUH ? OH, I DON'T KNOWITS AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

HEY, SO WHAT DO YOUWANNA DO NOW, AWESOM-O ?

UH, BUTTERS,

MAYBE YOU SHOULD GIVEAWESOM-O THE VIDEOTAPE.

HOW COME ?

WELL, BECAUSE AWESOM-O CANLIKE, BACK IT UP FOR YOU

AND MAKE COPIESAND STUFF.

I AM AWESOM-O.

OH, THAT'SALRIGHT, AWESOM-O.

COME ON I HAVE A LOT OFTHINGS TO TEACH YOU !

OH, SON OF A BITCH.

ARE THOSE ARM AND LEGLOCKS SECURE ?

SECURE, SIR.

GOOD, I DON'T WANTTHE ROBOT MOBILE

UNTIL I KNOW WHATIT'S CAPABLE OF.

ALRIGHT, POWER IT ON.

WUH-WHOA-WHA !

WHAT THE HELL ?

WHAT'S GOING ON ?

IT... POWEREDITSELF BACK ON...

STAND BY... BE READYTO DESTROY IT.

WHERE THE HELL AM I ?

AY, WHY CAN'TI MOVE ? !

ARE YOURSYSTEMS STABLE ?

RUN A SYSTEMS CHECKON YOUR CPU.

WHAT THE F--K ARE YOUTALKING ABOUT, DUDE ?

I'M SORRY, ROBOT BUT THEYWANT ME TO REPROGRAM YOU.

I'M NOT A ROBOT,DUMB ASS !

I'M ALIVE !

WHAT DID YOU SAY ? !

I SAID I'M A REAL PERSON,ASS-WIPE !

OH MY GOD...

WHAT'S HAPPENING ?

THE ROBOT...IT THINKS ITS ALIVE !

IT'S DEVELOPEDCONSCIOUSNESS !

WHAT ?HOW CAN THAT BE ?

MUST BE A MALFUNCTIONOF ITS HEXALGRAPHICAL I.M.S.

OR THE INTERLACEDB.V. SYSTEM.

SPEAK IN A LANGUAGE WE CANUNDERSTAND, MR. SCIENTIST.

YOUR ROBOT DOESN'TKNOW ITS A ROBOT !

GODAMMIT GET MEDOWN FROM HERE.

WHO MADE YOU, ROBOT ?

I'M NOT A ROBOT,I'M A HUMAN !

JESUS, THE SCIENTISTIS RIGHT.

BUT WHO WOULD HAVEPROGRAMMED IT

TO THINK ITWAS HUMAN ?

THE MOVIE STUDIO ?

MY NAME ISERIC CARTMAN !

I LIVE WITH MY MOMIN SOUTH PARK COLORADO.

DEAR CHRIST THEY GAVE ITMEMORIES TOO.

SURE WHY NOT.

PROGRAM THE MEMORIESOF SOME EIGHT YEAR OLD BOY

WHO DOESN'T EXIST AND MAKETHE ROBOT THINK HE'S REAL.

MAKES FOR A LOTBETTER MOVIES.

I'M NOT REPROGRAMMING A ROBOTTHAT'S DEVELOPED CONSCIOUSNESS.

DO I HAVE TO REMIND YOUOF YOUR POSITION ?!

DON'T FORGET YOU HAVEA DUTY TO YOUR COUNTRY

MR. SCIENTIST !

I WANT THAT ROBOT'S MEMORIESAND CONSCIOUSNESS ERASED

SO WE CAN TAKE ITBACK TO WASHINGTON

GOT IT ? !

DAMN YOU TO HELL.

♪ HEY THERE, DID YOU KNOWI HAD A ROBOT FRIEND ♪

♪ WE USED TOLAUGH AND PLAY ♪

♪ BUT SOMEONETOOK HIM AWAY ♪

♪ HE WAS ATEN GIGAHERTZ OLD PAL ♪

♪ MY ROBOT FRIEND... ♪

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE...

THAT'S THE VAN THAT...OH MY GOD !

GODAMMIT STOP !I'M REAL, I'M REAL !

IT'LL ALL BEOVER SOON ROBOT !

UHN !

HANG ON, I'M GETTINGYOU OUT OF HERE, ROBOT !

OH IT'S ABOUTFRIGGIN TIME, JACKASS !

WHAT THE HELLARE YOU DOING !

I'M SAVINGA CONSCIOUS BEING !

IF YOU WANT TO KILL IT

YOU'LL HAVE TOGO THROUGH ME !

FINE, KILL THATSON OF A BITCH !

NO, LOOK, GODAMMIT.

NOW I CAN SHOW YOU STUPIDASSHOLES WHO I REALLY AM !

AWESOM-O!! !

I AM THEAWESOM-O 4000.

GARGH !

NO, NO PLEASE,DON'T KILL HIM.

HE'S MY BEST FRIEND !

HE'S MY BEST FRIENDIN THE WHOLE WORLD !

THERE, YOU SEE ?

YOU WANT TO TELL METHIS ISN'T HUMANITY ?

WHO'S TO JUDGE WHAT MAKESSOMETHING HUMAN ANYWAY ?

DOES THISMAKE ME HUMAN ?

OR THIS ?

OR THESE ?ERGGH...

PERHAPS... THERE ISCONSCIOUSNESS IN THIS ROBOT.

MAYBE WE AS A SOCIETYNEED TO REALIZE

THAT ARTIFICIALINTELLIGENCE

IS INTELLIGENCEALL THE SAME

AND WE CAN LEARNFROM THE ROBOTS.

I THINK MAYBEONE DAY WE CAN ALL--( fart )

WAIT A MINUTE, DIDTHAT ROBOT JUST FART ?

HEY... ROBOTSDON'T FART.

UH... NOW ENDINGFART SEQUENCE.

WHOA, ANDIT SMELLS TOO !

SMELL SEQUENCE INITIATED.

A ROBOT WITHSMELLY FARTS ?

THAT DOESN'TMAKE ANY SENSE !

HANG ONA SECOND, HERE !

( doorbell )

WHAT THE HECK ? !

WHOA, WHAT AHUGE PACKAGE !

"TO BUTTERS STOTCH"

OH BOY IT'S FOR ME,IT'S FOR ME !

WHO IS IT FROM ? !

"SENT FROM JAPANKO-NI-CHI-WA"

WOW, A PACKAGEFOR ME FROM JAPAN !

WHAT COULD IT BE ?!

MY BIRTHDAY ISN'T UNTILSEPTEMBER ELEVENTH !

OH BOY, I'VE NEVER GOTTENA PACKAGE THIS BIG.

I'VE ALWAYS WANTEDTO HAVE A HUGE PACKAGE !

ERRHGGH... ERHGHGH... GARRHGH !

( Cartman talking robot-like )GREETINGS, I AMTHE AWESOM-O 4000.

WHOA !

I HAVE BEENSENT FROM JAPAN

TO SERVE AS YOURPERSONAL ROBOT.

YOU...YOU'RE MY ROBOT ?

YES, I WILL BEYOUR NEW BEST FRIEND.

OH WOW !

♪ HE'S METAL AND SMALL ANDDOESN'T JUDGE ME AT ALL ♪

♪ HE'S A CYBER-WIREDBUNDLE OF JOY ♪

♪ MY ROBOT FRIEND

♪ I LIKE TO DIMP AND DADDLEWITH MY ROBOT FRIEND ♪

♪ HE'S SMART AS CAN BEAND EMOTION-FREE ♪

♪ AND HE'S COMPUTEDHIS WAY TO MY HEART ♪

♪ MY ROBOT FRIEND

♪ MY ROBOT FRIEND

♪ MY ROBOT FRIEND

♪ MY ROBOT FRIEND

DID YOU SEE BUTTERS AND HISFRIEND ERIC PLAYING ROBOT ?

YES, THOSE BOYS AREQUITE IMAGINATIVE !

LEAVE IT TO THEM TO FINDA FUN WAY TO DO THE DISHES.

THAT'S GREAT, AWESOM-O !

YOU CAN CARRY ALLMY LAUNDRY IN ONE TRIP !

BUTTERS, IT'S GETTING LATE.

YOU SHOULD BEGETTING READYFOR BED SOON.

OKAY, MOM- COME ONAWESOM-O, BEDTIME !

OH, IS YOUR LITTLE ROBOT FRIENDSTAYING THE NIGHT ?

WUL, OF COURSE HE IS,HE'S MY ROBOT AIN'T HE ? !

THAT'S OKAY WITHYOUR MOM, MR. ROBOT ?

AWESOM-O DOES NOTHAVE A MOM.

YEP, DON'T YOU KNOWNOTHING ABOUT ROBOTS ?

COME ON, AWESOM-O, YOUCAN PUT MY LAUNDRY AWAY !

OH THAT'S,JUST ADORABLE !

IT'S GOOD TO SEE BUTTERSFINALLY HAVE A FRIEND

THAT WANTS TO STAY OVER.

♪ IN THE MORNIN'AND AT NIGHT ♪

UGH, JESUS CHRISTI CAN'T GO ON LIKE THIS...

BUTTERS, REMEMBER WHENYOU SAID YOU HAD A VIDEO

OF ERIC CARTMAN DRESSEDLIKE BRITNEY SPEARS ?

OH... YEAH ?

I WOULD LIKE TO SEEWHAT HE LOOKS LIKE

SO I CANBEAT HIM UP FOR YOU.

MAY I SEE THE VIDEO ?

AW, YOU DON'T NEEDTO DO THAT AWESOM-O.

HEY I GOTTA PUTIN MY SUPPOSITORY

CAN YOU HELP ME ?

WHAT ?

'MEMBER I SAIDI HAD TO PUT THAT

MEDICINAL SUPPOSITORYIN MY ANUS ?

IT'LL BE SO MUCH EASIER HAVINGYOU DO IT FROM NOW ON.

UM... ACTUALLY...AWESOM-O

WAS NOT PROGRAMMEDFOR THAT FUNCTION.

AW, IT'S REAL EASYI'LL SHOW YOU.

YOU JUST TAKETHIS LITTLE THINGIE

OUT OF THEPLASTIC PAPER...

THEN I'LLPULL DOWN MY PANTS.

JUST SLIDE ITUP MY ANUS, THERE.

NO WAY.

AWESOM-O, I THOUGHTYOU WERE PROGRAMMED

TO DO WHATEVERI TELL YOU.

WEAK.

YEAH, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

GET IT UP THEREGOOD AND DEEP.

LAME.

ALRIGHT, AWESOM-OLET'S GET SOME SLEEP !

YOU WANT ME TO TEACH YOUSOME BEDTIME SONGS ?

♪ IF YOU LEAVE ME NOW

♪ YOU TAKE AWAY THEBIGGEST PART OF ME ♪

♪ OOOH OOOH OOOHHO-- ♪

AWESOM-O MUSTREST HIS C-P-U.

SYSTEM OVERLOADING.

OH, ALRIGHT,AWESOM-O.

LET'S GETSOME SHUT-EYE.

OR WHATEVER ROBOTS HAVE !

WHERE IS IT ? !

AWESOM-O !

AGH !

AWESOM-O, WHAT THESAM HECK ARE YOU DOING ? !

UM, AWESOM-O IS REORGANIZINGYOUR STUFF FOR YOU.

OH, JEEZ CHEESE LOUISE !

MY MOM IS GONNABE AWFUL SORE

WHEN SHE SEESTHIS MESS !

NOW, AWESOM-OTHAT IS A BAD ROBOT !

YOU CAN'T DONO CHORES FOR ME

UNLESS I TELL YOUTO DO THEM.

YOU GOT IT ?

AWESOM-OUNDERSTANDS.

I'M GONNA HAVE TO GIVE YOUA SPANKIN', AWESOM-O

SO THAT YOULEARN BETTER.

AND JUST KNOW, AWESOM-O

THAT I DID ITBECAUSE I LOVE YOU.

OKAY, COME ONLET'S MAKE SOME BREAKFAST !

GODAMMIT I HAVE TOFIND THAT VIDEOTAPE !

LOOK AT THAT, AWESOM-O !

I DREW A PICTURE OF USPLAYING IN A FIELD TOGETHER !

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

I'M GONNA GO GETSOME SUNNY DELIGHT.

I WOULD LIKE SOMESUNNY DELIGHT, TOO.

DON'T BE SILLYAWESOM-O !

ROBOTS DON'T NEEDTO DRINK NOTHIN' !

( doorbell )

OH, GO ANSWERTHE DOOR, AWESOM-O.

AWESOM-O WILLANSWER THE DOOR.

WHAT THE HELL AREYOU DOING, FAT ASS ?

DUDE, ARE YOU STILLPRETENDING TO BE A ROBOT ? !

SHHH !

I NEED TO, MAKE BUTTERSTHINK I'M A ROBOT

FOR A LITTLEWHILE LONGER.

WHY ?

BECAUSE INEED TO ALRIGHT ? !

I'VE GOTSOMETHING PLANNED

THAT'S GOING TOBE REALLY SWEET.

JUST PLAY ALONG OKAY ?

WHY ?

KYLE, GODAMMITWILL YOU JUST--

WHO'S AT THEDOOR AWESOM-O ? !

THREE BOYS NAMEDSTAN, KYLE, AND KENNY.

OH, HEY FELLAS !

I SEE YOU'VEMET MY ROBOT !

UH, YEAH BUTTERS.

HE'S REAL COOL.

HE SURE IS!

WE DO EVERYTHINGTOGETHER !

LAST NIGHT WE EVENHAD A SLUMBER PARTY !

WEAK.

HE CAN DO ANYTHINGI COMMAND HIM TO.

HE'S REAL SMART.

WATCH THIS:HEY AWESOM-O

WILL YOU GO GETMY FRIENDS SOMESUNNY DELIGHT ?

YES, OF COURSE.

OH WAIT.

HEY AWESOM-O, I'D ALSOLIKE SOME CELERY STICKS

CHOPPED UPTWO INCHES LONG

WITH PEANUT BUTTERAND RAISINS ON THE TOP.

SUCK MY BALLS, KYLE.

HE'S MADEIN JAPAN !

HAVING YOUR SON OVERMRS. CARTMAN.

HE AND BUTTERS ARE REALLYGETTING ALONG GREAT.

OH, I'M SO GLADTO HEAR IT, MS. STOTCH.

ERIC HAS BEEN HAVING SOMEEMOTIONAL PROBLEMS LATELY.

WELL THE REASONI'M CALLING IS

THAT BUTTERS ISSUPPOSED TO GO SEE

HIS AUNT NELLY INLOS ANGELES THIS WEEK.

AND THE BOYS AREGETTING ALONG SO WELL

THAT WE WERE THINKING OFINVITING ERIC TO GO ALONG.

OH... WELL,I'M NOT SURE.

ACTUALLY ERIC IS STILLSUPPOSED TO BE GROUNDED

FOR TRYING TO EXTERMINATETHE JEWS TWO WEEKS AGO.

EXCUSE ME ?I DIDN'T CATCH THAT.

OH BUT I SUPPOSE ITWOULD BE GOOD FOR HIM.

YES, OF COURSE, HE CAN GO.

I'LL BRING SOME OFHIS CLOTHES OVER.

OH WONDERFUL !

THE BOYS WILL BESO EXCITED !

MAYBE HE PUT THAT VIDEOTAPEIN HERE SOMEWHERE...

AWESOM-O, WHATARE YOU DOING

MY FRIENDS ARE WAITINGFOR THEIR BEVERAGES.

CHOP-CHOP !

HEY GUYS,GREAT NEWS !

IT'S ALL BEEN ARRANGED

YOU TWO ARE BOTHGOING TO LOS ANGELES

TO VISIT BUTTER'SAUNT NELLY !

OH BOY, MY ROBOTGETS TO COME WITH ME

TO SEE AUNT NELLY !

WHAT ?

OH BOY, AWESOM-O !

WE'RE GONNA HAVETHE BEST TIME EVER !

HEY, NELLY !

LOOK WHAT I FOUND SCRAMPIN'AROUND THE AIRPORT !

HI, AUNT NELLY !

THERE'S MYLITTLE NEPHEW !

HOW WAS YOUR FLIGHT ?

IT WAS LONG.

WE HAD A 3-HOUR DELAYDEPARTING DENVER

BUT WE'RE HERE !

DIDN'T YOUBRING ANY BAGS ?

WELL SURE, BUT MY ROBOTIS BRINGING THEM IN.

YOUR ROBOT ?

BUTTERS' NEW FRIENDIS A LITTLE STRANGE.

HE REALLY TAKES PLAYINGROBOT SERIOUSLY.

UGH... UGH...

Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALTHERE HE IS !

AWESOM-O, THIS ISMY AUNT NELLY !

HELLO, IT'S NICETO HAVE YOU HERE !

AWESOM-O MUSTDISPENSE OIL WASTE.

WHERE IS THE NEARESTTOILET, PLEASE ?

OH, RIGHT THROUGHTHERE MR. ROBOT.

THANK YOU.

I DON'T THINK HE TOOK THECOSTUME OFF THE ENTIRE TRIP.

WELL, DID YOU WANT TOGET RIGHT TO SIGHTSEEING

OR ARE YOU BOYS HUNGRYAFTER SUCH A LONG FLIGHT ?

NAW, I ATEON THE PLANE.

AND AWESOM-O IS A ROBOTSO HE DON'T NEED TO EAT !

RIGHT...

HUGH... GHUHGGHH...

( Butters knocking )AWESOM-O ?

AWESOM-O IS COMING.

COME ON, AWESOM-O !

WE'RE GONNA GOSIGHT SEEIN' !

HUHGGHGH...

♪ WE'RE HAVIN SUCH FUNIN THE HOT, HOT SUN ♪

♪ WE'RE TWOOF A KIND ♪

♪ THAT'S ME

♪ AND MYROBOT FRIEND ♪

♪ MY ROBOT FRIEND

♪ MY ROBOT FRIEND ♪

CAN YOU BELIEVE WE'REAT A REAL MOVIE STUDIO ?

AREN'T WE HAVINGTHE BEST TIME ? !

BUTTERS, WOULDN'TYOU LIKE TO HAVE

SOME TIME AWAYFROM AWESOM-O ?

WE COULD MEET UPLATER PERHAPS.

HEY, LOOK OVERTHERE AWESOM-O !

THE FILM STUDIOCOMMISSARY !

THAT'S WHERE ALL THEMRICH MOVIE PRODUCERS

THAT COME UP WITH HOLLYWOODBLOCKBUSTERS HAVE THEIR LUNCH !

NEAT-O, HUH ?!

DAMMIT, MITCH HOW COMEOUR MOVIE STUDIO

CAN'T COME UP WITHANY WINNERS ?

I MEAN, WE'RE SMART, RIGHT ?

WE'RE REALLY SMART.

WE NEED AN IDEA FOR A MOVIETHAT'S A HOME RUN.

A FEEL-GOOD ROMPFOR THE WHOLE FAMILY.

HEY WHAT'S THATOVER THERE ?

WOW, THAT'S A REALLYNEAT LITTLE ROBOT

YOU HAVE THERE,LITTLE BOY !

WHAT'S HE DO ?

WUL, HE CANDO ANYTHING !

WATCH THIS:HEY AWESOM-O

WHO'S GONNA WIN THESUPER BOWL NEXT YEAR ?

THE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS.

HEY MR. ROBOT, HOW MUCH WOODWOULD A WOOD CHUCK, CHUCK

IF A WOOD CHUCKCOULD CHUCK WOOD ?

SEVENTEEN.

MITCH... ARE YOU THINKINGWHAT I'M THINKING ?

YEAH... MAYBE THATROBOT CAN BE PROGRAMMED

TO COME UPWITH MOVIE IDEAS !

EXACTLY.

TO LET US SHOW YOU HIS ROBOT,THE AWESOM-O 4000

I'VE ALREADY SEENWHAT IT CAN DO.

UH... EXCUSE ME, SIRBUT UH, THAT'S NOT A ROBOT.

IT'S NOT ?

NO, IT CLEARLY HASBIPEDAL MOVEMENT

SO THE CORRECT TERM IS"COMPUTERIZED AUTOMOTRON".

OOH, VERY NICE, MITCH.

YOU ARETHE SMART ONE.

WELL REGARDLESS, I BELIEVEMAYBE THIS AUTOMOTRON

CAN HELP US COME UPWITH NEW MOVIE IDEAS.

HOW CAN A ROBOT COME UPWITH BETTER IDEAS

FOR MOVIES THAN US ?

WATCH THIS...

AWESOM-O, GIVENTHE CURRENT TRENDS

OF THE MOVIE-GOING PUBLIC

CAN YOU COME UP WITHAN IDEA FOR A MOVIE

THAT WILL BREAK A100 MILLION BOX OFFICE ?

UM... OKAY,HOW ABOUT THIS:

ADAM SANDLER IS LIKE

IN LOVE WITH SOME GIRL

BUT THEN IT TURNS OUTTHAT THE GIRL

IS ACTUALLYA GOLDEN RETRIEVER

OR SOMETHING.

OOH, PERFECT !

WE'LL CALL IT"PUPPY LOVE" !

GIVE US ANOTHERMOVIE IDEA, AWESOM-O !

YEAH !LET'S HEAR IT !

UM... HOW THIS:

ADAM SANDLER INHERITSLIKE, A BILLION DOLLARS

BUT FIRST HE HAS TOLIKE, BECOME A BOXER

OR SOMETHING.

YES, IT'S FLAWLESS !

"PUNCH-DRUNK BILLIONAIRE" !

CAN YOU BELIEVE THOSE GUYS

PAID US A $100 A PIECEFOR THOSE MOVIE IDEAS ?!

YOU SHOULD SPLIT THATMONEY WITH AWESOM-O.

AFTER ALL THEY WEREAWESOM-O'S IDEAS.

OH RIGHT !

WHAT ARE YOU GONNADO WITH MONEY AWESOM-O ?

BUY SOME ROBOT PANTS ?

NO, WE'VE GOT EACH OTHER

AND THAT'S ALLWE NEED, AWESOM-O.

I'M GONNA SEND THIS MONEY

TO NEEDY KIDS INTHIRD WORLD COUNTRIES.

HAGGH ! HAGHGH...

YOU OKAY, AWESOM-O ?

AWESOM-O NEEDS TO REST-FEELING FAINT.

YOU GO AHEADAND RELAX AWESOM-O !

WE'VE GOT ANOTHER FULL DAYOF PITCHING MOVIES TOMORROW !

GENTLEMEN, LADIES...

WE ALL KNOW THAT WE LIVEIN A TIME OF UNCERTAINTY.

THE RISK OF AN ATTACKON AMERICAN SOIL

IS HIGHER THAN EVER.

NOW, I BELIEVE WE MIGHT BE ABLETO CURB THAT RISK.

TWO DAYS AGO OUR INTELLIGENCEDEPARTMENT CAME ACROSS THIS:

THE AWESOM-O 4000.

IT IS CURRENTLY BEING USEDBY CATAMOUNT PICTURES

TO DEVELOPIDEAS FOR MOVIES.

OUR SOURCES SAYTHAT IN JUST ONE WEEK

IT HAS COME UP WITHOVER 1000 MOVIE IDEAS

800 OF WHICHFEATURE ADAM SANDLER.

THAT'S INCREDIBLE.

YOU'RE THINKINGTHE ROBOT COULD BE USED

TO COME UP WITHANTI-ISLAMIC MOVIES ?

NO, IF WE GOT OUR HANDSON THAT ROBOT.

WE COULD REPROGRAM ITAND TURN IT INTO A WEAPON.

YES, THAT MIGHT BETHE BEST THING TO DO.

UH-HUH I DON'T SEEHOW WE HAVE A CHOICE.

HOLD ON A SECOND.

IF THAT ROBOT IS DESIGNEDFOR ENTERTAINMENT

THEN TURNING IT INTOA WEAPON IS UNETHICAL.

UNETHICAL ?

LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHINGTO YOU MR. SCIENTIST.

WE UNDERSTAND THATTHE ROBOT IS FROM JAPAN.

THAT MEANS THAT THE JAPANESEHAVE MORE OF THEM.

AND IF THE JAPANESEFABRICATES ONE OF THEM

INTO A WEAPONBEFORE WE DO...

JESUS, IT WOULD BEPEARL HARBOR ALL OVER AGAIN.

BUT WORSE... WITH ROBOTS.

I'M SORRY,I MUST PROTEST.

WE HAVE NO DATASUGGESTING

THE JAPANESE HAVEDEVELOPED A ROBOT

WITH OFFENSIVE CAPABILITY.

YOU'RE PAID TO THINKMR. SCIENTIST.

NATIONAL SECURITYIS OUR JOB.

GENTLEMEN, WE'RE GOINGTO LOS ANGELES.

I WANT THAT ROBOT.

ARE STILL OVER AT THEMOVIE STUDIO, AUNT NELLY.

WE'RE MAKIN' ALL KINDSOF MONEY FOR THE POOR !

MOVIE IDEA NUMBER 2,305.

ADAM SANDLER ISTRAPPED ON AN ISLAND

AND FALLS IN LOVEWITH A COCONUT.

GREAT, AWESOM-O, GREAT !

GUYS TAKE A BREAK.

I NEED A MINUTEALONE WITH AWESOM-O.

OKAY.SURE THING.LET'S HAVE LUNCH.

YOU ARE AN INCREDIBLEROBOT, AWESOM-O...

I WAS JUST WONDERING...

ARE YOU BY CHANCEA PLEASURE MODEL ?

WHAT ?

HAVE YOU BEEN PROGRAMMED TOSATISFY THE URGES OF HUMANS ?

AWESOM-O DOESNOT UNDERSTAND.

LET ME SHOW YOUWHAT I MEAN...

YEAH WE'RE HAVINGA GREAT TIME, AUNT NELLY.

THESE MOVIE STUDIO GUYSARE REAL NICE.

( Awesom-o )LAAAAAME !!

YEAH, WE'RE MAKIN'A BUNCH MORE MONEY.

I CAN'T BELIEVEIT EITHER.

NOT COOL!! !

TOTALLY LAME!! !

AWESOM-O ?

I GOTTA GO, AUNT NELLYAWESOM-O IS HAVING

SOME KIND OFMALFUNCTION.

AWESOM-O, HEYWHERE'D YOU GO ?

ZZZZZZZTTTT !

UGHH...

LET'S GO, MOVE, MOVE !

AWESOM-O, HEY WHAT AREYOU DOING WITH HIM ?!

THAT'S MY ROBOT!!!

AWESOM-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! !

♪ WOULD YOU LIKETO TOUCH MY BODY ♪

♪ COME ON ANDTOUCH MY BODY ♪

♪ WOO, MY HOT BODY

♪ DON'T YOU LIKEMY HOT BODY ♪

♪ COME ONTOUCH MY TITTIES ♪

( all laughing hysterically )

OOH COME ON JUSTIN,TOUCH MY BODY !

OH JUSTINYOU AND ME...

CHECK IT OUT,TOUCH MY BODY...

( laughter continues )

WOW, KID, YOU'REA LITTLE FAGGOT !

LAME.