HEY, TURN OFFTHE RIGHT.
WHOA, WAIT !
OHH !
WHAT'S GOING ON ?!
Harro from the cockpit,
this is yourcaptain speaking.
As you can see, it appearsthat we are going down.
Now would be a good timeto refrect on your life,
and pray to whatever deityyou berieve in.
Thank you for fryingShity Airlines.
We know you havea choice in airlines,
and it looks likeyou made the wrong one.
HEY, WHERE THE HELLARE YOU GOING ?!
DO SOMETHING, KYLE !
I'M TRYING !
LOOK OUT !
( Kenny )NOOOOOOO !!!
YOU GUYS...
I DON'T THINKWE'RE IN AMERICA ANYMORE.
EXCUSE ME !
UH, IS THISAN INVASION ?
NO.
OH, THANK HEAVENS !
IT'S OKAY-- EVERYONE,IT'S NOT AN INVASION !
I WAS SURE WHEN THAT PLANEFELL FROM THE SKY
THAT WE HADAN INVADER !
HEY, WE'RE IN CANADA !
WELL, OF COURSEYOU ARE !
AND CANADA, FRIENDS,WELCOMES YOU !
♪ WELCOME FRIENDSTO CANADA ♪
♪ CANADA FRIENDSLOVES YOU ♪
♪ WE'RE JUST LIKEANY OTHER COUNTRY ♪
♪ WITHOUT THE BIG TO DO
♪ WE GREET THEEWITH PLEASURE ♪
♪ BUT ONE QUESTIONIF WE MAY ♪
♪ WHAT BRINGS YOU FOLKSTO CANADA ? ♪
♪ WHY ARE YOU HERETODAY ? ♪
UH...
MY ADOPTED BROTHER GOT TAKENBACK HERE TO CANADA.
SO, WE WANT TO TALK TO THENEW CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER
ABOUT GETTING HIM BACK.
♪ HIS BROTHER'SHERE SOMEWHERE ♪
♪ THE QUESTION ISIS WHERE ? ♪
♪ HE MUST TALK TO THE NEWPRIME MINISTER HERE ♪
♪ TO GET HIS BROTHER HOMEBACK THERE ♪
OH, JESUS CHRIST.
HEY, WHAT THE HELLIS GOING ON ?!
( all screaming )
SCOTT !IT'S SCOTT !
WHO DAMAGED OUR BELOVEDCANADIAN LAND ?!
WHO'S THAT ?
THAT'S SCOTT !HE'S A DICK !
AHA !
AMERICANS !I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN !
YOU THINK YOU'RE THE POLICEOF THE WORLD !
YOU THINK YOU OWN CANADA !
WELL, YOU AREN'TWELCOME HERE.
GET OUT NOW !
OH, NO YOU DON'T, SCOTT,LEAVE THESE BOYS ALONE.
THIS ISN'T OVER,YOU AMERICAN SCUM,
I SWEAR TO GOD,YOU'LL RUE THIS DAY !
GOD, WHAT A DICK !
LOOK, WE DON'T HAVE A LOTOF TIME HERE, OKAY ?
CAN YOU JUST TELL US WHERETHE NEW PRIME MINISTER IS ?
THE NEW PRIME MINISTER DOESN'TLIVE IN THIS PART OF CANADA.
HE'S IN OTTAWA !
SO HOW DO WE GETTO OTTAWA ?
OH, THAT'S EASY, YOU JUSTHAVE TO FOLLOW THE ROAD !
WHICH ROAD ?
THIS IS CANADA,WE ONLY HAVE ONE ROAD.
♪ FOLLOWTHE ONLY ROAD ♪
♪ FOLLOW THE ONLY ROAD
♪ TO GO ANYWHEREIN CANADA ♪
♪ YOU JUST FOLLOWTHE ONLY ROAD ♪
♪ THERE'S ONLY ONE ROADIN CANADA ♪
♪ WE CALL IT 'THE ROAD'THE ONLY ROAD ♪
♪ HIP HIP HOORAY
♪ LET'S HEAR ITFOR OUR ROAD ♪
♪ IT'S PAVED AND WIDEAND UP TO CODE ♪
ALL RIGHT, DUDE, LET'S GETTHE HELL OUT OF HERE.
WORD.
♪ YOU'RE OFF TO SEETHE PRIME MINISTER ♪
♪ THE PRIME MINISTEROF CANADA ♪♪
GOOD-BYE, FRIENDS !
GOOD LUCK WITHTHE NEW PRIME MINISTER !
AND REMEMBER TO WATCH OURFOR SCOTT, HE'S A DICK !
GOOD-BYE !SO LONG !
SEE YOU !WATCH OUT FOR SCOTT !
OH MY !
THIS CERTAINLY ISA DESOLATE PLACE.
IT REMINDS MEOF DEATH AND FEAR.
( Cartman )HOW MUCH FURTHERTO OTTAWA ?!
CHRISTMAS IS ONLY12 HOURS AWAY !
WE MUST BEVERY CLOSE NOW.
EH ! WHATARE YOU DOING ?!
AAAAH !
OH, NO,IT'S SCOTT !
WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOINGHELPING THESE AMERICANS ?
DON'T YOU KNOW AMERICATHINKS IT OWNS CANADA
ALONG WITH THE RESTOF THE WORLD ?
YOU'RE A DICK,SCOTT !
YOU'RE A DICK !
AND BY HELPING AMERICANS, YOU'REJUST AS SMELLY AS THEY ARE !
NOW I'M GOING TO GET YOU !
NOT SO FAST, SCOTT.
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU ?!
I AM STEVETHE NEWFOUNDLANDER.
AND YOU'RE ON NEWFOUNDLANDPROPERTY NOW.
GET OFF BEFOREI HAVE YOU ARRESTED !
OOH, THIS ISN'T OVER,NOT BY A LONG SHOT !
I'LL FIX YOU,I'LL FIX ALL OF YOU !
OOH, THAT WASA CLOSE CALL.
THANK YOU,KIND NEWFIE.
GOD DAMMIT,WE NEED TO GET TO
THE NEW PRIMEMINISTER, NOW !
OH, YEAH THE PRIMEMINISTER, EH ?
HE SURE HAS SCREWED UPTHINGS FOR NEWFOUNDLAND.
LIFE JUST HASN'T BEEN THE SAMESINCE HE MADE SODOMY ILLEGAL.
WELL, COME WITH US !
MAYBE YOU CAN ASK TO HIM TOTAKE HIS SODOMY BAN AWAY !
CAN WE JUST GETGOING, PLEASE ?!
YEAH, SURE, EXCEPTTHERE'S JUST ONE PROBLEM.
WHAT ?
YOU FOLKS IS GOINGTHE WRONG WAY.
WHAT ?!
BUT I THOUGHT THERE WAS ONLYONE ROAD IN CANADA !
YEAH, AND YOU ALL WENTTHE WRONG DIRECTION ON IT.
OH, THAT'S RIGHT !OTTAWA IS THAT WAY.
OF COURSE !
OTTAWA LEFT,NEWFOUNDLAND RIGHT !
OH, NO !
HOW COULD YOU BESO STUPID ?!
THERE'S NO WAY WE CANGO ALL THE WAY BACK !
WE'LL NEVERMAKE IT NOW !
IT'S OKAY, BOYS, THE POWER ISINSIDE US TO GET TO OTTAWA !
WE CAN WISHOURSELVES THERE !
OH YES, LET'SWISH OURSELVES THERE !
( harp plucking,heavenly choir )
IS IT WORKING ?
OH, GOD DAMN IT !
WELL, I WARNED YOU,KYLE !
I TOLD YOU IF I MISSED CHRISTMASWE WERE GONNA THROW DOWN !
WELL, IT'S ON.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE IT OUTRIGHT NOW !
OF COURSE, WE COULD ALWAYSTAKE MY BOAT, EH ?
OH YES !
ON THE RIVER WE COULD TRAVELTO OTTAWA IN NO TIME !
WELL, COME ON !
OKAY, NEXT STOP: THE NEWPRIME MINISTER !
DO YOU THINK WE CANSTILL MAKE IT IN TIME ?
WE BETTER, KYLE...OR YOU'RE DEAD.
HERE WE ARE ATTHE PARLIAMENT BUILDING.
ZE PRIME MINISTERIS INSIDE !
( Cartman )WELL, COME ON, LET'S HURRY,IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS !
YYYYEEESSS ?
WE NEED TO SEETHE NEW PRIME MINISTER !
HA !IMPOSSIBLE !
THE NEW PRIME MINISTERIS NOT SEEING ANYBODY !
OH WELL,SO MUCH FOR ZAT.
YEAH, WE GAVE ITOUR BEST,
BUT I GUESS OUR BESTWASN'T GOOD ENOUGH, EH ?
NO... NO !
YYYEESSS ?
PLEASE, SIR !
I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAYTO GET HERE.
HE'S THE ONLY PERSONWHO CAN HELP ME.
THE PRIME MINISTERISN'T HERE.
HE'S IN CHINAON OFFICIAL BUSINESS.
SO YOU MIGHT AS WELLGO HOME.
GOOD-BYE !
THEN THAT'S IT.
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AND... I'M NOT GOING TO GETANY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS.
AND... I'M NOT GONNA HAVEA CHRISTMAS ADVENTURE.
( Kenny mumbles )
( all crying )
OH, PLEASE,PLEASE STOP CRYING !
I'M GONNA KILLYOU, KYLE.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT !I WAS LYING !
THE PRIMEMINISTER IS HERE.
REALLY ?!
YES, YES, COME IN !
I AM THE PRIME MINISTEROF CANADA !
WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT ?
SIR, YOU RECENTLY PASSEDA NEW LAW ALLOWING PARENTS
WHO HAD GIVEN THEIRCHILDREN UP FOR ADOPTION
TO CHANGE THEIR MINDS.
MY LITTLE BROTHERWAS--
NOT SO FAST !
IKE !
KYLE !
PRIME MINISTER, THESE ARE THECHILD'S CANADIAN PARENTS !
THEIR CANADIAN BLOODPUMPS THROUGH HIS VEINS.
WOULD YOU SEND HIMBACK TO AMERICA
WITH THOSEWAR HUNGRY SCUM ?
PLEASE, SIR !
I CAME BECAUSE I DON'TTHINK IKE BELONGS HERE.
FAMILY ISN'T ABOUT WHOSE BLOODYOU HAVE IN YOU.
FAMILY IS ABOUT THE PEOPLEWHO CARED ABOUT YOU
AND TOOK CARE OF YOU.
WE'RE NOT THE SAME BLOOD,BUT I LOVE MY LITTLE BROTHER.
WE'VE TAKEN CARE OF HIMBECAUSE HE NEEDED US TO.
AND THAT MAKES US MOREFAMILY THAN ANYTHING.
THAT WAS A GREATSPEECH, GUY.
BUT THE ANSWER IS NO !
ALL OF MY NEW LAWS WILL STAYIN EFFECT FOREVER !
HA HA !YOU LOSE, AMERICANS !
THEN I SUPPOSE US MOUNTIESWILL NEVER GET OUR HORSES.
AND WE WON'TGET OUR WINE.
AND WE CAN'TPERFORM SODOMY, EH.
BUT WHY ARE YOU MAKINGSUCH STRANGE LAWS ?
I SAID GO !
OH MY GOD !THEY KILLED KENNY !
YOU... BASTARDS.
WHAT, WHAT THE HELLIS WRONG WITH YOU ?!
WHAT KIND OF PRIME MINISTERBASES HIS DECISIONS ON HATRED ?
AND TAKES AWAY MOUNTIES' HORSESAND FRENCH PEOPLE'S WINE ?
WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PRIMEMINISTER ARE YOU ANYWAY ?!
I AM THE PRIME MINISTEROF CANADA !
I CAN DO WHATEVER I...
UH-OH !
UH, DON'T MIND THAT GUYHIDING IN THE SPIDER HOLE,
HE'S JUST MY FRIEND !
WHAT THE HELL !
HEY, THAT LOOKS LIKESADDAM HUSSEIN !
SADDAM HUSSEIN ?
NOOO,RELAX, BUDDY !
I'M NOT HIM !
ZAT EXPLAINSEVERYTHING !
ZE NEW PRIME MINISTER WASSADDAM HUSSEIN ONCE AGAIN
TRYING TO TAKE OVEROUR BELOVED CANADA
LIKE HE DID BEFORE !
SADDAM HUSSEIN ?
HE WAS FOOLING US ?
GET HIM !
UH, DON'T SHOOT !I WANT TO NEGOTIATE !
HEY, RELAX !
WAIT A MINUTE !
THIS MEANS ALL THE PRIMEMINISTER'S NEW LAWS
ARE NULL AND VOID !
WE CAN HAVEOUR HORSES BACK !
AND WE CANDRINK OUR WINE !
AND I CAN SODOMIZEME BOYS AGAIN !
YOUNG MAN, YOU MUSTREALLY CARE FOR PETER
TO HAVE COMEALL THIS WAY.
PERHAPS WE WERE WRONG TOTRY AND TAKE PETER BACK.
HE DOESN'T BELONG HERE,HE BELONGS WITH HIS FAMILY.
PETER, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GOBACK TO YOUR HOME IN COLORADO ?
( electronic beeping )
WHAT IS THAT ?
IT'S CHRISTMAS.
WE OFFICIALLYMISSED IT.
IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY,AND I'M IN CANADA.
YEAH, BUT,I GOT MY BROTHER BACK.
YEAH, YOU GOTYOUR BROTHER BACK,
BUT I DIDN'T GETANY PRESENTS !
AND WHAT DID ITELL YOU, KYLE ?
I TOLD YOU IF WE DIDN'T MAKE ITBACK IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS
I WAS GONNA WHOOP YOUR ASS,DIDN'T I ?!
DUDE, COME ON.
WELL, NOW YOU'RE GONNAGET IT, MOTHER ( bleeper ) !
THAT'S RIGHT, YOU AND ME,RIGHT NOW, WE'RE HAVING IT OUT !
LET'S GO.
COME ON !COME ON !
( thwap )
AAAAAAAHHHH !
( wailing )
MYAAAM !MYAAAAAM !
♪ CHANUKAH, CHANUKAH
♪ SIVIVONSOV, SOV... ♪
I GOTTA GO TINKLE !
NO, IKE, SHH !
♪ SOV, SOV, SOVMA NAIM VATOV ♪♪
WE THANK GOD FOR OURBLESSINGS THIS CHANUKAH.
OUR LITTLE FAMILYIS SO LOVING AND PERFECT
AND NOTHING WILL EVERTEAR US APART !
( doorbell rings )
I'LL GET IT !
GERALD BROFLOVSKI ?
YES.
MY NAME IS HARRY GINTZAND THIS IS MY WIFE, ELISE.
WE'RE FROM CANADA.
YES, I CAN TELL.
MY WIFE AND I HAD A CHILDA FEW YEARS BACK,
AND WE WEREN'T READYTO HAVE A CHILD
SO WE PUT HIM UPFOR ADOPTION.
WE WERE TOLD THAT YOUMIGHT BE THE--
PETER !
OH GOD, HARRY,IT'S OUR SON !
PETER, IT'S MOMMY !
GERALD, WHAT THE HELLIS GOING ON ?!
I'M NOT SURE.
IT WAS A TOUGH TIMEFOR US.
IT WAS A TOUGH TIMEFOR ALL OF CANADA.
THE WHOLE COUNTRY WASDEVASTATED BY THE COLA WARS.
IT JUST SEEMED WE COULDN'TTAKE CARE OF A BABY.
SO WE PUT HIM UPFOR ADOPTION.
BUT AS THE YEARSPASSED, I,
I JUST FELT ANEMPTINESS IN MY HEART.
OH, IT'S SO GOODTO SEE HIM !
WELL, WE... WISH YOU ALLTHE BEST, MR. AND MRS. GINTZ.
BUT, TO BE HONEST, I THINKIT WOULD BE BEST FOR IKE
IF YOU DIDN'TCOME AROUND AGAIN.
I DON'T THINKYOU UNDERSTAND.
WE DIDN'T COMETO VISIT PETER--
WE CAME TOTAKE HIM BACK.
WHAT ?
WE WANT TO TAKEPETER HOME, TO CANADA.
ARE YOU CRAZY ?!
LOOK, YOU GAVE IKE UP.
YOU CAN'T JUSTCHANGE YOUR MIND !
CHANGING YOUR MINDIS A CANADIAN CUSTOM
THAT WE HOLD QUITE DEAR.
AND BESIDES, THE NEWCANADIAN PRIME MINISTER
HAS ISSUED A DECREETHAT ALL ADOPTED CANADIANS
MUST BE RETURNED HOME.
THE NEW CANADIANPRIME MINISTER ?!
LOOK, IKE IS OUR SON NOW !
HE DOESN'T BELONG HERE.
HE BELONGS IN CANADAWITH HIS OWN KIND.
I THINK YOU BETTER LEAVE.
PLEASE, DON'T MAKE THISANY HARDER FOR PETER.
HARDER FOR PETER ?!
YOU TWO JUSTBLOW IN HERE
AND SAY YOU'RE GONNAHAUL HIM BACK TO CANADA
AND WE'RE BEING HARDON PETER ?!
WE'RE PREPAREDTO GO TO COURT.
BUT WE HAD HOPED ITWOULDN'T COME TO THAT.
YOU BET YOUR ASSIT'LL COME TO THAT !
THE NEW PRIME MINISTEROF CANADA
HAS AUTHORITY THIS COURTCANNOT OVERRIDE.
BY CANADIAN LAW, I MUSTAWARD CUSTODY OF THE CHILD
TO HIS BIRTH PARENTS.
YES !YES !
NO !
IKE'S NOT MY LITTLEBROTHER ANYMORE ?
GERALD, DO SOMETHING !
THERE'S NOTHINGI CAN DO.
( crying )
GOOD-BYE, IKE.
YOU... BE A GOODBOY, HUH ?
YOU... REMEMBER ALL THETHINGS WE TAUGHT YOU.
IKE...
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MYLITTLE BROTHER, OKAY ?
COME ON, PETER,WE SHOULD GET GOING.
NO !
PETER, YOU MUST COMEWITH MOMMY AND DADDY.
NO, NO, NO,NO, NO !
I HAVE SOMECHOCOLATE.
CHOCOLATE !
WE'RE GOING TO TAKEGOOD CARE OF HIM.
YOU BETTER.
DAD ?
CAN'T WE TALK TO THIS NEWCANADIAN PRIME MINISTER ?
IF HE KNEW THE SITUATIONHE MIGHT--
OH KYLE, APPEALING TO THEPRIME MINISTER OF CANADA
WOULD TAKE TIME ANDMONEY WE DON'T HAVE.
"SPRINKLE TIME MAKE-YOUR-OWNMARSHMALLOW FACTORY".
I'M DEFINITELY ASKINGFOR THAT FOR CHRISTMAS.
DUDE, I'M GONNA TELLMY PARENTS TO GET ME
THAT JOHN ELWAY DOLL WITHTHE KARATE CHOP ACTION.
GUYS.
GUYS, I NEEDYOUR HELP.
SURE, DUDE !
IT'S BEEN A WEEKSINCE IKE'S BEEN GONE.
AND EVERY DAYMY PARENTS SEEM WORSE.
I HAVE TO TRY TOGO TO CANADA
AND SPEAK WITH THE NEWCANADIAN PRIME MINISTER.
BUT I CAN'TDO IT ALONE.
WE CAN'T GO TOCANADA, DUMBASS !
IT'S CHRISTMAS !
YEAH DUDE, WHAT IF WEMISS OUT ON SOME
GREAT CHRISTMASADVENTURE ?
PLEASE, YOU GUYS,YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
MY FAMILY IS DEVASTATED.
MY MOM JUST WALKS AROUNDTHE HOUSE LIKE A ZOMBIE,
AND MY DADCAN'T STOP CRYING !
WELL, I DIDN'T WANT TOSAY ANYTHING, KYLE,
BUT I THINK MAYBE THIS ISWHAT YOUR FAMILY GETS
FOR BEING JEWISHAT CHRISTMASTIME.
DUDE, CARTMAN.
I'M JUST SAYINGMAYBE JESUS IS HAVING
A LITTLE REVENGE,THAT'S ALL.
I FOUND THE NUMBER OF A REALLYCHEAP AIRLINE TO CANADA.
IF WE GO AS SOONAS POSSIBLE--
DUDE, WE JUST CAN'TUP AND GO TO CANADA.
LOOK, THEY'RE ABOUT TOLIGHT THE CHRISTMAS TREE,
MAYBE YOU CAN GET YOUR BROTHERBACK SOME OTHER WAY.
KYLE, I JUSTWANT YOU TO KNOW,
IF IT WERE ANY OTHERTIME OF THE YEAR
I STILLWOULDN'T HELP YOU.
YEAH !HOORAY !
AS WE CELEBRATETHIS GLORIOUS TIME
WE CAN'T FORGET THOSE FAMILIESWHO ARE SUFFERING.
AS MANY OF YOU KNOW,THE BROFLOVSKI FAMILY
HAS RECENTLY HAD THEIR CHILDTORN AWAY FROM THEM.
AS A COMMUNITY,WE MUST DO ALL WE CAN
TO EASE THEIR PAIN.
ARE THERE ANY SUGGESTIONSHOW WE MIGHT HELP ?
HOW ABOUT, WE GET RID OFALL THE MEXICANS !
MR. GARRISON,EVERY CHRISTMAS YOU SUGGEST
WE GET RID OFALL THE MEXICANS
AND EVERY CHRISTMASWE TELL YOU: NO.
RATS !
THE BROFLOVSKIS NEED MONEYTO APPEAL THEIR CASE
TO THE NEW CANADIANPRIME MINISTER.
WHAT IF THIS CHRISTMAS,INSTEAD OF BUYING PRESENTS,
WE ALL USE THAT MONEY TOGIVE TO THE BROFLOVSKIS ?
HA !YEAH, RIGHT !
LIKE OUR PARENTSAREN'T GONNA BUY US
PRESENTS FORCHRISTMAS !
THAT'S A GREATIDEA, CHEF !
WHAT ?
YEAH, WHO NEEDSMORE STUFF ANYWAY ?
THIS CHRISTMASWE CAN DO SOMETHING
THAT REALLY MATTERS !
DAD, DON'T GETCARRIED AWAY.
THEN IT'S SETTLED !
THIS YEAR WE'LL GIVEALL OUR CHRISTMAS MONEY
TO THE BROFLOVSKIS IN HOPESTHAT THEY MAY SOMEDAY
HAVE THEIR CHILDRETURNED TO THEM !
( cheering )
NO... NO, THIS CAN'TBE HAPPENING !
( sobbing )
THIS IS ALLYOUR FAULT !!
WHAT ?
EVERYONE'S GONNABE CHARITABLE
AND GIVE MONEYTO YOUR FAMILY
INSTEAD OF BUYINGCHRISTMAS PRESENTS !
YOU ( bleeping ) JEWSRUINED CHRISTMAS AGAIN !
ARRGHGH !
WHOA, WHOA,CARTMAN.
IT WASN'T ENOUGH FORYOU PEOPLE TO KILL JESUS,
NOW YOU HAVE TO KILLCHRISTMAS TOO, HUH ?!
CARTMAN, CALM DOWN !
IS THAT TRUE ?
IT'S TRUE, DUDE--CHRISTMAS IS RUINED.
THIS IS IT, KYLE,YOU AND ME,
WE'RE THROWING DOWN,RIGHT NOW.
I'M SORRY, YOU GUYS.
BUT THERE IS SOMETHINGWE CAN DO.
WE CAN GO TO CANADA
AND SEE THE PRIMEMINISTER LIKE I SAID.
IF WE CAN CHANGE HIS MINDBEFORE CHRISTMAS,
THEN YOUR PARENTS WON'T HAVETO GIVE MY FAMILY MONEY.
YOU REALLY THINKIF WE GO TO CANADA
WE MIGHT STILL GETCHRISTMAS PRESENTS ?
IT'S WORTH A SHOT.
COME ON, YOU GUYS,WE CAN DO THIS.
ALL RIGHT, BUT WEBETTER NOT MISS OUT
ON ANY GREAT CHRISTMASADVENTURES.
WE'LL GET BACK IN TIMEFOR A CHRISTMAS ADVENTURE.
FINE, BUT IF ITDOESN'T WORK,
YOU AND ME ARE GONNAHAVE IT OUT, KYLE.
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
NO BUSINESS.
CHRISTMAS TIME COME
AND A-NOBODY WANNA EATA-CHINESE FOOD.
ROOKS RIKEI MIGHT AS WELL CROSE.
( phone rings )
OH BOY,SOME BUSINESS !
FINALLY !
HARRO, SHITY WOK,TAKE A ORDER, PREASE !
OH, I MUST HAVETHE WRONG NUMBER.
WE WERE TRYING TOREACH CITY AIRLINES.
OH, YES, JUSTA MOMENT, PREASE !
HARRO, SHITY AIRLINES,CAN I HELP YOU ?
TAKE A ORDER, PREASE ?
UH, WE NEED TOGO TO CANADA.
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE !
OOH, CANADA, OKAY,THAT'S PRETTY FAR.
GONNA COST A ROT OF MONEY,RET'S SEE...
HOW MANY PEOPLE ?
FOUR.
OKAY, FOUR PEOPLE, CANADA,COST A ROT OF MONEY.
THAT GONNA BE ABOUT6,500 DORRAR.
HOW ABOUT 50 DORRAR ?
50 DORRA ?!
YOU FLYING CANADA COSTAT LEAST 3,000 DORRA !
55 DORRA.
HEY !
STOP WASTING MY TIME55 DORRA.
NO WAY I TAKEMY PLANE TO CANADA
FOR LESS THANA THOUSAND DORRA !
OKAY, 60 DORRA.
62 DORRA.
OKAY.
OKAY, MEET MEPARK COUNTY AIRFIELD,
YELLOW CESSNATAIL NUMBER 432-G.
GOT IT !
HEE HEE HEE !
NEVER TRY TO BARTERWITH A CHINESE MAN.
THAT MEANS WE HAVE TOBE BACK IN 28 HOURS
TO STILL GIVE OUR PARENTS24 HOURS
TO BUY US PRESENTS.
SYNCHRONIZE WATCHESON MY MARK...
MARK.
HARRO, WELCOMESHITY AIRLINE !
OH, NO, NO NO NO, I AM NOTFLYING IN THAT THING.
ME NEITHER.
WHY NOT ?
'CAUSE, DUDE,I'LL DIE !
YOU'RE NOTGONNA DIE, KENNY !
DON'T BE STUPID !
YOU GUYS GO GET IKE.
KENNY AND I WILL STAY HEREAND WATCH THE FORT.
NO, YOU'RE BOTH COMING.
DO YOU CARE ABOUTCHRISTMAS OR NOT ?
OF COURSE I CAREABOUT CHRISTMAS !
AW, CHRIST ON A STICK !
AH DUDE, IT SMELLS LIKEKUNG PAO CHICKEN IN HERE.
( over speaker )Okay, welcome aboardShity Airline.
This is yourcaptain speaking.
Rooking abouta two-hour fright.
I'll be turning onthe seat belt sign now.
If your seats had seat belts
this is the timeyou would fasten them.
Prease sit back, relax andenjoy your Shity flight.
( Kyle )ALL RIGHT !
WE'RE GOING TO CANADA !
( Cartman )WEAK.
OUR PARENTS STILL HAVETIME TO BUY US PRESENTS
IF WE HURRY.
AHOY THERE, TRAVELERS !
WHO ARE YOU ?
I AM RICK, THE PROUDCANADIAN MOUNTIE !
BAAAA !
I THOUGHT MOUNTIES WERESUPPOSED TO RIDE HORSES.
YES, YES WE ARE.
BUT OUR FUNDING HAS BEEN CUT,AND NOW WE'RE FORCED TO RIDE...
BAAAA.
IF YOU DON'T MIND,
WE'RE IN A RUSH TO SEETHE NEW PRIME MINISTER.
YOU'RE GOING TO SEETHE NEW PRIME MINISTER ?!
OH, I WOULD SO LIKE TOMEET HIM MYSELF !
IT'S HIS STRANGE NEW LAWSTHAT TOOK OUR HORSES AWAY !
PERHAPS I WILLGO WITH YOU !
THAT'S OKAY,WE'D RATHER JUST--
FOLLOW ME THIS WAY !
♪ WE'RE GOING TO SEETHE PRIME MINISTER ♪
♪ THE PRIME MINISTEROF CANADA ♪
POWER HUNGRY AMERICANS.
I'LL FIX YOU !
OH JESUS, 18 HOURS.
WE'RE RUNNINGOUT OF TIME.
ALL RIGHT, BOYS,PREPARE YOURSELVES.
WE'RE ABOUT TO ENTERFRENCH CANADA.
FRENCH CANADA ?
♪ THERE'S NO CANADALIKE FRENCH CANADA ♪
♪ IT'S THE BEST CANADAIN ZE LAND ♪
♪ THE OTHER CANADAIS HARDLY CANADA ♪
♪ IF YOU LIVED HERE FOR A DAYYOU'D UNDERSTAND ♪
HO, HO, HO !
WELCOME TOFRENCH CANADA !
WE HAVE EVERYSING YOURHEART COULD DESIRE.
TRAPEZES, TRAMPOLINES ANDLOTS AND LOTS OF CHEESE.
WOULD YOU LIKEA MUSTACHE ?
JUST STAY CALM, BOYS.
FRENCH CANADIANSARE A LITTLE ODD.
UH, WE'RE JUST PASSING THROUGHTO SEE THE NEW PRIME MINISTER.
WELL, FIRST YOU MUSTANSWER THAT PHONE.
RING RING !RING RING !
WE DON'T HAVETIME FOR THIS.
YOU CANNOT PASS THROUGHFRENCH CANADA
UNLESS YOU TAKEZAT PHONE CALL !
RING RING !RING RING !
HELLO.
'ALLO !
IF YOU ARE GOING TO SEEZE NEW PRIME MINISTER
ZEN I WANT TO GOWITH YOU !
HE HAS PASSED A NEW LAWFORBIDDING US FRENCH CANADIANS
TO DRINK WINE !
HOW CAN ZE FRENCHNOT DRINK WINE ?
TRAVAS-TEE !
OKAY, YOU CANCOME WITH US.
HO, HO !VERY GOOD !
LET US MAKE HASTE !
♪ THERE'S NO CANADALIKE FRENCH CANADA ♪
♪ IT'S THE BEST CANADAIN ZE LAND ♪
♪ AND ZE OTHER CANADAIS A BOURGEOIS CANADA ♪
♪ IF YOU LIVED HERE FOR A DAYYOU'D UNDERSTAND ♪
♪ I THINKYOU'D UNDERSTAND ♪
♪ YOU UNDERSTAND ♪
YOU CAN SPEND CHRISTMASWITH US, CANADA STYLE !
♪ DING DONGTHEY CAUGHT SADDAM ♪
♪ MERRY CHRISTMASTO THE WORLD ♪
♪ DING DONG, THE AMERICANSCAUGHT SADDAM ♪
♪ NOW, CANADA IS FREEFOR YOU AND YOU AND ME ♪
♪ IT'S THE BEST CHRISTMASPRESENT WE EVER GOT ♪
♪ CANADIAN CHRISTMASIS THE BEST ♪
♪ WE DRINK AND DANCEAND SHOW OUR BREASTS ♪
♪ AND CELEBRATE SADDAMHUSSEIN'S BEEN CAUGHT ♪♪
OH WELL, MAYBEWE'LL GET TO HAVE
A CHRISTMAS ADVENTURENEXT YEAR.
It's Christmas in Canada
s07e15 December 17, 2003
The boys go to Canada to save Ike from his Canadian birth parents and to save the town from spending all of their Christmas cash.
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