KYLE, WILL YOU GO TALKTO WENDY FOR ME ?

WHY ?

'CAUSE I NEED TO KNOWWHY SHE BROKE UP.

AW, DUDE, COME ON,I GOTTA DO MY SCIENCE HOMEWORK.

DUDE, PLEASE, I MIGHT STILL HAVEA CHANCE TO MAKE THINGS WORK !

PLEASE,JUST GO TALK TO HER !

GOD DAMN IT.

WENDY, STAN WANTS TO KNOWWHY YOU BROKE UP.

LOOK, STAN IS REALLY NICE,

I JUST DON'T WANNA BE BOYFRIENDAND GIRLFRIEND ANYMORE.

I'VE BEEN WANTINGTO BREAK UP FOR A WHILE,

BUT IT'S NOTHINGAGAINST HIM.

'KAY.

SHE SAYS SHE'S BEEN WANTINGTO BREAK UP FOR A WHILE,

AND IT'SNOTHING AGAINST YOU.

WHAT ?!THAT'S NO ANSWER !

GO TELL HER TO BE MOREDIRECT WITH ME !

NO, DUDE, I'M OUT.

GO TALK TO HER YOURSELF !BE POETIC !

KYLE, THIS IS MY LIFE !

JIMMY !HEY, STAN.

JIMMY, WILL YOU GO TALKTO WENDY FOR ME ?

FOR W-W-WHAT ?

JUST GO TALK TO HERAND BE POETIC.

TELL HER SHE'S MY MUSE,NO, TELL HER-- TELL HER--

SHE'S A CONTINUING SOURCEINSPIRATION TO ME.

SHE'S WHAT ?

SHE'S A CONTINUING SOURCEOF INSPIRATION TO ME.

OKAY...

HEY WEN-- HEY-- WENDY ?YEAH ?

STAN SAYS YOU'RE A CONT-YOU'RE A CONT...

STAN SAYS YOU'REA CONT-CONT-CONT--

WELL, TELL STANTO ( bleep ) OFF !

YOU'RE A CONT-- CONTINUINGSOURCE OF INSPIRATION TO HIM.

WELL ?SHE JUST WALKED AWAY,STAN.

YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVETO FACE FACTS, IT'S OVER.

"OVER"...

♪ I'M ALL OUT OF LOVEI'M SO LOST WITHOUT YOU ♪

♪ I KNOW YOU WERE RIGHTBELIEVING FOR SO LONG... ♪

STAN ?

JESUS...

WE CAME OVERTO CHEER YOU UP, STAN !

GO AWAY.

STAN, YOU CAN'T KEEP DOINGTHIS TO YOURSELF.

YOU HAVE TO GO LIVE.WHY ?

WHAT'S THE POINTOF LIVING

WHEN THE ONLY GIRLI'LL EVER LOVE IS GONE ?

GOD, WHAT A FAG !

DUDE, NOT NOW.

YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEAHOW THIS FEELS.

IT'S, LIKE, YOU ALWAYSHEAR SONGS ABOUT A BROKEN HEART,

AND YOU THINK IT'S JUSTA FIGURE OF SPEECH,

BUT IT'S TRUE,MY CHEST HURTS.

I FEEL THIS, LIKE, SINKINGFEELING WHERE MY HEART IS.

IT'S BROKEN.

GEEZ, HE'S WORSETHAN I THOUGHT.

WELL, WHAT DO WE DO NOW ?

SHOULD I TRY TELLING HIMA F-FANTASTIC JOKE ?

NO, WE JUSTHAVE TO SHOW HIM

THAT THERE ARE OTHER GIRLSOUT THERE.

I SAYWE TAKE HIM TO RAISINS.

WHAT'S RAISINS ?

HEY, GUYS,WELCOME TO RAISINS !

SIX OF YOU ?RIGHT OVER HERE.

SO YOU GUYS HAVINGA GOOD TIME TODAY ?

( all )UH-HUHHH...

HOW ABOUT SOMEMORE FUN FRIES, GUYS ?!

( all )OKAY...

OOF, I'M GLAD YOU GUYSCAME IN.

EVERYONE IN HERE IS SUCHA LOSER, BUT YOU GUYS SEEM COOL.

HERE YOU GO GUYS,LEXUS WILL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.

WHAT DO YOU THINK, STAN ?

THESE GIRLS AREPRETTY CUTE, HUH ?

JESUS CHRIST, I THINK I'VE DIEDAND GONE TO H-H-HEAVEN.

THIS PLACEIS AWESOME !

HOW DO YOU KNOW ?!

WE HAVEN'T EVENTRIED THE FOOD YET !

HEY GUYS !WHOA...

HOW ARE WEDOING THIS AFTERNOON ?

GOOOOD...

I'M SO GLADYOU GUYS CAME IN,

EVERYONE IN HEREIS SUCH A LOSER,

BUT YOU GUYSSEEM REALLY COOL.

WE ARE !

SO WHAT CANI GET YOU ?

UM, GET US THE ZINGY TINGYWINGS AND MOZZARELLA TASTY TOTS

AND, OH, AND BITE SIZE PIZZAZASAND A PITCHER OF LEMONADE.

GREAT, I'LL PUTYOUR ORDER IN RIGHT NOW !

YOU GUYS, I THINK OUR RAISINSGIRL LIKES ME !

SHE TOUCHED MY BACK WHEN SHEWALKED AWAY, DID YOU SEE THAT ?

RAISIN'S GIRLS !

WOO-HOOO !OH YEAH !

HEY, HEY,LOOK, OVER THERE, STAN !

THAT RAISINS GIRL IS REALLYCUTE, HUH ?!

WHY DON'T YOUSAY HI TO HER.

EXCUSE ME !

HI GUYS !MY NAME'S PORSCHE !

HEY, THIS IS STAN.

OH HEY, CUTIE !HOW ARE YOU ?

I LOVE YOUR HAT.

I USED TO HAVE A HAT JUSTLIKE THAT, EXCEPT IT WAS BLACK

AND DIDN'T HAVEA PUFF BALL ON IT.

OH MY GOD, MY HANDSARE SO COLD !

HOW COME PEOPLEHAVE HANDS, ANYWAY ?

DID YOU EVERWONDER THAT ?

♪ IT'S FUNTO STAY AT THE... ♪

♪ Y.M.C.A.

WOO-HOO !WOO-HOO !WOO-HOO !

♪ Y.M.C.A.

OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS,

THIS IS THE GREATEST PLACEIN THE WORLD.

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW MUCHSAND THERE IS AT THE BEACH ?

I MEAN, HAVEN'T YOU EVERWONDERED WHERE ALL THAT SAND

CAME FROM ?

OH MY GOD, THIS ONE TIME, I SAWA BEETLE THAT WAS THIS BIG !

EWWW !CAN WE GO PLEASE ?

OKAY, OKAY,COME ON, YOU GUYS.

OH MY GOD, THANK YOU GUYS SOMUCH FOR COMING TO RAISINS !

OH, SWEETIE,ARE YOU LEAVING ?

WELL, I DON'T WANT TO, LEXUS,

BUT MY STUPID FRIENDSWANNA GO !

AWW, WELL, WHEN AM IGONNA GET TO SEE YOU AGAIN ?

WHEN DO YOU WANTTO SEE ME ?!

AS SOON AS POSSIBLE !

OH MY GOD, HERE, WE LEFT YOUA TIP ALREADY,

BUT HERE'S ANOTHER $5.

OH YOU ARE SUCH A SWEETIE,COME HERE, YOU !

WUGH...WUIGHHH...

BYE, GUYS, THANKS FORCOMING TO RAISINS !

WELL STAN,DO YOU FEEL BETTER NOW ?

NO, DUDE, I FEEL WORSE !

LOOK, WE'RE JUST TRYINGTO SHOW YOU

THERE'S OTHERGIRLS OUT THERE.

DUDE, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO STARTOVER WITH OTHER GIRLS !

I'M NINE YEARS OLD, DUDE !

IF I DON'T WORK THINGS OUTWITH WENDY,

I COULD BEALONE MY WHOLE LIFE !

SHE WANTS TO SEE MEAGAIN !

MY RAISIN GIRL SAIDSHE WANTS TO SEE ME AGAIN !

I CAN'T LET WENDY GO !

THIS WHOLE TIME I'VEBEEN HAVING MY FRIENDS

DO ALL THE TALKING FOR ME ! IT'S TIME I TOOK CONTROL !

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?

SOMETHING I SHOULD HAVE DONEA LONG TIME AGO.

( Butters )HERE WE ARE MOM AND DAD !

HI, WELCOME TO RAISINS !THREE OF YOU ?

HI, MERCEDES,IT'S ME, LEXUS' BOYFRIEND.

I BROUGHT MY PARENTS OVERTO MEET HER.

GREAT, BE SURE TOTRY OUR CHEDDAR POPPERS.

RIGHT THIS WAY.

WHO ELSE WANTS A SIGNED RAISINS' GIRLS CALENDAR

FOR $5 ?!

( table )WOO HOO !WOO HOO !

STEVEN,WHAT IS THIS PLACE ?

I DON'T KNOW...

HERE YOU GO, PORSCHEWILL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.

GO AHEAD AND HAVE A SEAT, GUYS,I GOTTA GO FIND LEXUS !

HEY, CUTIE,YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME ?

YEAH.

OH BOY, I THINK I KNOWWHAT'S HAPPENED.

OUR SON HASN'T LEARNED YETTHAT GIRLS WILL PRETEND TO

LIKE HIM FOR MONEY.

THIS PLACE IS HORRIBLE,TO OBJECTIFY GIRLS LIKE THIS !

HI GUYS, CAN I TAKEYOUR ORDER ?

LITTLE GIRL,YOU SHOULDN'T BE WORKING HERE.

I SHOULDN'T ?!

WHERE AM I SUPPOSEDTO BE WORKING ?!

NO, I MEAN YOU SHOULDN'T WORKSOMEWHERE WHERE YOU'RE PAID

FOR HOW YOU LOOK,YOU SHOULD BE LEARNING A SKILL,

SO YOU CAN GROW UP TO BEA BUSINESS WOMAN

OR EVEN A DOCTOR.

WHO KNOWS,YOU COULD CURE CANCER !

I COULD CURE CANCER ?!

OH MY GOD,THAT WOULD BE SO COOL !

I HAD A CANCER SOREON MY LIP ONCE,

AND IT HURT SO BAD !

OH, NEVERMIND, I THINK RAISINSMIGHT BE THE PERFECT PLACE

FOR YOU.COOL !

MOM, DAD, THIS IS LEXUS !

HI, WELCOMETO RAISINS !

UH, BUTTERS, CAN WE HAVEA LITTLE TALK WITH YOU ?

OUTSIDE.

HUH, OH, ANYTHINGYOU HAVE TO SAY TO ME,

YOU CAN SAY IN FRONTOF LEXUS !

BUTTERS, THESE GIRLS PRETENDTO BE INTERESTED IN YOU

BECAUSE THEY KNOWYOU'LL GIVE THEM TIPS.

HUH ?

YOU SEE, BUTTERS, WOMEN KNOWTHAT THEY CAN MAKE MEN DO

ANYTHING BY FLIRTING.

AND SOME GIRLS, LIKE THESE,TURN THAT INTO A PROFESSION.

OH I SEE, YOU DON'T APPROVEOF MY GIRLFRIEND !

WELL, LET ME TELL YOUSOMETHING, MOM AND DAD,

OUR LOVE IS AS PURE ASA MOUNTAIN SPRING !

THE ODDS MAY BESTACKED AGAINST US,

BUT WE'RE GONNA GIVE ITOUR BEST SHOT !

AND SO IF YOUCAN'T BE HAPPY FOR US,

YOU CAN JUST GO TO HECK,MOM AND DAD !

COME ON, LEXUS !

I'M MOVING OUTOF MY PARENTS HOUSE,

AND I'M MOVING IN WITH YOU,LET'S BLOW THIS JOINT !

WHAT ARE YOU TALKINGABOUT, KID ?!

WE ARE NOTBOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND !

WHAT, LEXUS, WHAT AREYOU SAYING ?

ARE YOU SAYING YOU DON'TWANT TO BE TOGETHER ANYMORE ?

I'M SORRY, SWEETIE.

SO THAT'S IT ?WE'RE BROKEN UP, NOW ?

I GOTTA GIVE THESE CURLY FRIESTO TABLE 12.

WELL, GO AHEAD AND GO.

IT'S BEST WE DON'T SAYANYTHING MORE.

THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO SAY...

IT'S OVER...OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER...

♪ I'M ALL OUT OF LOVEWHAT AM I WITHOUT YOU... ♪

( children chattering )

( Stan )ALL RIGHT,YOU GUYS, IT'S FIRST DOWN.

I'LL HIKE THE BALLON THE THIRD SET HUT.

KYLE AND CARTMANDO DEEP POST OUTS.

KENNY RUN A SLANT UP THE MIDDLE,BUTTERS BE READY FOR THE SCREEN.

RIGHT, WHAT AREWE PLAYING AGAIN ?

FOOTBALL.GOT IT.

OKAY, 23 !BLUE, 23 !

SET HUT, SET HUT !

WENDY BREAKS UP.

WHAT ?

WENDY BREAKS UPWITH YOU.

WHOA, WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE !WHAT DID I DO WRONG ?!

I HAVEN'T EVENTALKED TO WENDY FOR WEEKS !

SHE JUST DOESN'T WANT TO BEWITH YOU ANYMORE.

SHE SAID SHE STILLWANTS TO BE FRIENDS.

WHATEVER, BEBE,LIKE STAN REALLY CARES.

JUST GET OUTTA OUR FOOTBALL GAMEYOU STUPID SKANK !

Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALYOU GUYS ARE ASSHOLES !

OH YEAH, WELL, AT LEASTWE HAVE ASSHOLES,

YOU DUMB GIRL !

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT !

GOD, YOU'RE SO STUPID !

WHAT A WHORE.

( Kyle )YEAH, LIKE STAN GIVES A CRAPIF WENDY BREAKS UP.

♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GOT'TIL IT'S GONE... ♪

STAN ?

COME ON, STAN,IT'S FIRST DOWN STILL.

♪ NOW I KNOW WHAT I'VEGOT IT'S JUST THIS SONG ♪

♪ AND IT AIN'T EASYTO GET BACK TAKES SO LONG ♪

♪ DON'T KNOW WHATYOU GOT 'TIL IT'S GONE ♪♪

BEBE, YOU NEED TO GOTALK TO WENDY FOR ME RIGHT NOW !

ALL THIS TIME I'VE BEEN TRYINGTO HAVE MY FRIENDS DO ALL

THE TALKING FOR ME.

NOW, I REALIZE I NEED HERFRIENDS TO DO IT.

TELL HER I LOVE HER.

STAN, WHY DON'T YOU SHOW HERYOU LOVE HER.

IF YOU REALLY WANT WENDY BACK,

TRY DOING THE MOST ROMANTICTHING YOU CAN THINK OF.

OKAY, SO WHAT'S THE MOSTROMANTIC THING I CAN THINK OF ?

IF YOU REALLY WANT A SHOTAT GETTING HER BACK...

STAND OUTSIDE HER WINDOW,

HOLD A BOOM BOX UP OVER YOURHEAD AND PLAY PETER GABRIEL.

♪ DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNASHOCK THE MONKEY ♪

♪ HEY HEYSHOCK THE MONKEY ♪

♪ SHOCK THE MONKEY

♪ SHOCK THE MONKEY SHOCK THE MONKEY ♪

♪ SHOCK THE MONKEYSHOCK THE MONKEY ♪

♪ SHOCK THE MONKEYSHOCK THE MONKEY ♪

♪ SHOCK THE MONKEY ♪

( Lexus )OKAY, PORSCHE,SEE YOU TOMORROW !

BYE, MERCEDES !

LEXUS !

UH-OH,UH, HI SWEETIE.

I WAITED ALL NIGHT FOR YOUTO GET OFF WORK !

OH, REALLY ?THAT'S GREAT, UH, MOREY ?

I JUST COULDN'T STOPTHINKING ABOUT YOU !

THERE A PROBLEM ?

COULD YOU UH, JUST HELP- WALK ME TO MY BIKE ?

RIGHT.

THANKS AGAIN FOR THE BIG TIP,YOU ARE SUCH A SWEETIE.

COME BACK AND SEEME REAL SOON, OKAY ?

OH, WAIT, LEXUS !GEEZ, I ALMOST FORGOT--

I GOT YOU THIS PRESENT !

OH WOW, THANKS, CUTIE !

IT'S A LITTLE STUFFED BEARDRESSED LIKE A RABBIT !

GOSH, THAT'S THE NICEST GIFTI'VE GOTTEN ALL NIGHT,

THANK YOU !

WELL, I GOTTA GO, HONEY,BE SURE TO COME BACK TO RAISINS

AND SEE ME AGAIN, OKAY ?!

WELL, YEAH, BUT-- BUT--HEY-- HEY, LEXUS ?

I WAS THINKING, WELL, I WASTHINKING THAT WE SHOULD

GO DO SOMETHING,SOMETIME...

OH GEE, THAT WOULDBE GREAT, HONEY,

BUT I'M REALLYBUSY THIS WEEK.

TELL YOU WHAT,YOU COME BACK TO RAISINS,

AND THEN WE'LL BE ABLE TOHANG OUT ALL WE WANT, OKAY ?!

O-KAY !

BYE, CUTIE !BYE, DARLING !

WOW, A REAL LIFERELATIONSHIP !

( man )ALL RIGHT, KIDS, OUT ON THE GYMFLOOR FOR P.E. CLASS !

COME ON STAN, WE'REGONNA TO PLAY DODGE BALL.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

SHE'S IN LOVEWITH SOMEBODY ELSE.

DUDE, YOU NEED TOSNAP OUT OF THIS !

SO WENDY LEFT YOU FOR TOKEN, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO,

JUST BE MISERABLEYOUR WHOLE LIFE ?

THERE'S NOTHING ELSEI CAN DO,

SHE WAS MY WHOLE LIFE.

OH, COME ON, DUDE !

ALL YOU'VE DONE FOR THE LASTFOUR DAYS IS MOPE AROUND !

YOU MIGHT AS WELL GOHANG OUT WITH THOSE GOTH KIDS,

WHO DRESS IN BLACK AND TALKABOUT PAIN ALL THE TIME !

MAYBE I SHOULD, AT LEASTTHEY WOULD UNDERSTAND ME.

MAYBE I SHOULD GO HANGWITH THE GOTH KIDS.

LIFE IS PAIN,LIFE IS ONLY PAIN.

WE'RE ALL TAUGHT TO BELIEVE INHAPPY, FAIRY TALE ENDINGS,

BUT THEREIS ONLY BLACKNESS.

DARK, DEPRESSING LONELINESSTHAT EATS AT YOUR SOUL.

WHO NEEDS THATKEN AND BARBIE LOVE, ANYWAY ?

EVERYONE'S JUST WALKING AROUNDLIKE A BUNCH OF CONFORMISTS.

GO AHEAD AND WEARYOUR BUSINESS SUITS,

SO YOU CAN MAKE $34,0000 A YEARAND BUY YOUR CONDOMINIUM.

THEY'RE LIKE ZOMBIES,RACING TO THEIR GRAVES.

LOVE DIDN'T WORK FORMY MOM AND DAD,

WHY SHOULDIT WORK FOR ME ?

MY DAD IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE,

DRUNKEN BASTARD DOESN'T EVENKNOW I EXIST,

BUT THEN HE WON'T LET MEGO TO THE SKINNY PUPPY CONCERT

BECAUSE MY HEROIN ADDICT AUNTIS COMING OVER FOR DINNER.

DINNER ?THAT'S A LAUGH,

JUST AN EXCUSE FOR MY MOMTO BITCH AT ME

FOR NOT WEARING GIRLY CLOTHES

LIKE ALL THE BRITNEY SPEARSWANNABES AT THIS SCHOOL.

THEY'RE ALL A BUNCH OFNAZI CONFORMIST CHEERLEADERS.

BUT IF LIFE IS ONLY PAIN,

THEN, WHAT'S THE POINTOF LIVING ?

JUST TO MAKE LIFE MOREMISERABLE FOR THE CONFORMISTS.

ALL RIGHT, SO HOWDO I JOIN YOU ?

IF YOU WANT TO BE ONE OF THENON-CONFORMISTS,

ALL YOU HAVE TO DOIS DRESS JUST LIKE US

AND LISTEN TO THE SAME MUSICWE DO.

'KAY.

OKAY, I KNOW IT'SYOUR FIRST DAY, FERRARI,

SO I WANT TO GO OVERTHE BASICS WITH YOU.OKAY.

FIRST OF ALL,THERE'S A FIVE-FOOT RULE:

IF YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEETOF A CUSTOMER,

YOU NEED TO ACKNOWLEDGE THEM,

EVEN IF THEY'RE NOT ATYOUR TABLE, "HEY, CUTIE !"

WHEN YOU'RE NOT SERVING FOODOR TALKING WITH CUSTOMERS,

YOU NEED TO DANCEAROUND AND HAVE FUN.

WE HAVE THINGS LIKE HOOLA-HOOPS,SILLY STRING AND WATER GUNS

TO PLAY WITH THE OTHER GIRLS.

BE SURE TO GIGGLE A LOT, AND BESURE TO SHOW OFF YOUR RAISINS.

NOW, WHEN YOU TAKEA CUSTOMER'S ORDER,

YOU NEED TO SIT DOWN ATTHE TABLE WITH THEM.

IT MAKES THEMTHINK YOU'RE INTERESTED.

WRITE YOUR NAME DOWN FOR THEM,AND MAKE THEM FEEL SPECIAL.

"OH MAN, I AM SO BORED,THANK GOD YOU GUYS CAME IN !"

IF YOU WANT GOOD TIPS,

THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGIS PHYSICAL CONTACT,

JUST A SIMPLE HOLD OFTHE ARM CAN BE THE DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN $5 AND $20.

"I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITHYOUR ORDER, GUYS !"

WOW, THANK YOUSO MUCH, MERCEDES.

OKAY, WELL I GUESS WE'RE READYTO OPEN FOR BUSINESS, GOOD LUCK.

GO AHEAD AND OPENFOR BUSINESS, PORSCHE.

OKAY !

HI, WELCOME TO RAISINS !

HI, IS LEXUS HERE ?!

HEY, CUTIE !DARLING !

HOW'RE WE DOING TODAY ?!

OH GOD, I MISSED YOUSO MUCH.

"COLDNESS CREEPS OVERPALE SKIN.

"THERE IS SADNESSSO DEEP IT PULLS ME DOWN.

HAPPINESS DIES IN THE DEEP,DARK SEA."

YEAH, HAPPINESS DIES.

YEAH.

ALL RIGHT,YOUR TURN, STAN.

READ ONE OF YOUR POEMSABOUT PAIN.

"THERE IS DARKNESSALL AROUND ME.

"DEEP, PIERCINGBLACK I CANNOT BREATHE.

MY HEART HASBEEN RAPED."

WHOA.

"THE PAIN IS EVERLASTING,I MISS YOU SO MUCH, BABE.

WANT TO HOLD YOUIN MY ARMS AGAIN, GIRL--"

WHOA, WHOA, DUDE, THOSE LASTTWO LINES AREN'T GOTH.

THEY'RE NOT ?

NO, DUDE, YOU CAN'T SAY,"I MISS YOU SO MUCH, BABE.

I WANT TO HOLDYOU IN MY ARMS."

MAKE IT, "I MISS SEEING YOUSO MUCH, I WANT TO SLICE

MY EYES OUTWITH RAZOR BLADES."

HENRIETTA,HI, SWEETIE !

GO AWAY, MOM ! LEAVE ME ALONE !

DADDY AND I JUST GOT YOURBIRTHDAY PRESENT !

BUT YOU CAN'T SEEWHAT IT IS 'TIL TOMORROW !

YOU'D LIKE TO WAIT 'TIL I WASDEAD, WOULDN'T YOU ?

YOU'D LIKE TO SEETHE MAGGOTS EAT MY FACE.

YOU ARE SO CREATIVE,HONEY !

CONFORMIST BITCH.

( all )YEAH.

( telephone ringing )

THANKS FOR CALLING RAISINS,THIS IS PORSCHE,

HAVE YOU TRIEDOUR DOUBLE WHAMMY WINGS ?

HI, IS LEXUS THERE,PLEASE ?

THIS IS HER BOYFRIEND.

THANKS FOR CALLING RAISINS,THIS IS LEXUS !

HEY, LEXUS !

HI, SWEETIE,WHO'S THIS ?

IT'S ME, BUTTERS !

OH, OKAY,HI, CUTIE !

HEY, SWEETIE !SO HOW ARE YOU, HONEY ?

I'M FINE,I MISS YOU, THOUGH.

YEAH, SCHOOL WAS PRETTYTOUGH TODAY.

WE HAD TWO QUIZZESAND ONE OF THEM WAS A POP QUIZ.

Sometimes I think our classesare too hard.

BUT I THOUGHT ABOUTYOU ALL DAY LONG, I PROMISE !

SO HOW IS YOURDAY GOING ?

GOOD, GOOD.

HEY, HEY, SWEETIE, I WASTHINKING TONIGHT YOU COULD

COME OVER AND WE COULD WATCH"THE EXORCIST" ON D.V.D. !

OH, GEE,I DON'T KNOW, CUTIE.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME DOWNTO RAISINS.

WELL, I KIND OFDON'T HAVE ANY MONEY LEFT.

I SPENT IT ALL AT RAISINSTHE LAST SIX TIMES.

OOH, THAT'S TOO BAD, CUTIE,I REALLY WANT TO SEE YOU !

OH, I REALLY WANT TO SEEYOU TOO, BABY !

DON'T WORRY,I'LL GET MORE MONEY !

'KAY, TIGGERS, GOTTA RUN !

OKAY,UH, HEY, LEXUS...

WELL, THERE'S SOMETHING I'VEBEEN MEANING TO SAY...

HERE IT GOES...

LEXUS, I... OH GEEZ, MAYBE ISHOULDN'T SAY IT...

NO, WAIT,I WANT TO SAY IT...

I LOVE YOU !

HEE HEE !OH MY GOSH !

DAD, I NEED AN ADVANCEON MY ALLOWANCE AGAIN.

OH, NO, BUTTERS, YOU GOTAN ADVANCE TWO DAYS AGO.

BUT I SPENT IT ALL !

WHAT ARE YOU SPENDING ALLTHAT MONEY ON, BUTTERS ?

ON MY GIRLFRIEND !

GIRLFRIEND ?!

YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND,BUTTERS ?

YEAH...

AND SHE'S A GIRL,RIGHT ?

YEP.

WELL, ALL RIGHT !GOOD FOR YOU, BUTTERS !

OH, THAT IS SO CUTE !

WHEN DO WE GETTO MEET HER ?

WELL, I WAS HOPING TO GO SEE HERRIGHT NOW, YOU CAN COME ALONG,

BUT DON'TEMBARRASS ME OR NOTHING,

I'M SURE SHE'LL BE REAL NERVOUSTO IMPRESS YOU.

DON'T WORRY, BUTTERS,

WE JUST WANT TO SAY HI AND THENWE'LL LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE !

OKAY !

YOU SEE, I TOLD YOUHE WOULDN'T TURN OUT GAY !

ALL RIGHT, YOU WIN.

HEY, CAN WE GET MORE COFFEEOVER HERE ?

DAMN IT, ARE YOU KIDS JUSTGONNA SIT HERE ALL NIGHT AGAIN

AND DRINK $6 WORTH OFCOFFEE ?

WHY DON'T YOU GET A LIFE ?!

CONFORMIST,HAVE FUN IN YOUR RAT RACE LIFE,

LIVING PAYCHECK TO PAYCHECKFOR CORPORATE GAINS.

( all )YEAH.

DUDE, YOU HAVEN'TDRANK YOUR COFFEE.

WELL, I DON'TDRINK COFFEE.

YOU CAN'T BE A NON-CONFORMISTIF YOU DON'T DRINK COFFEE.

OH, JESUS CHRIST.I HAD TO SEE IT TO BELIEVE IT.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ?

I'M BREATHING DEEP THE DARKNESSTHAT ENVELOPES MY SOUL.

GOD DAMN IT, DUDE, YOUR MOMAND DAD WANT YOU TO COME HOME !

SO THEY CAN FILL MY HEADWITH MORE DISNEY LIES

ABOUT HOWPERFECT THE WORLD IS ?

I DON'T THINK SO.

YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO BACKTO YOUR JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

AND YOUR HOMEWORK,YOU CONFORMIST ASSHOLE.

YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHATREAL PAIN IS.

OH, LIKE YOUKNOW WHAT PAIN IS !

GO TRY LIVING IN A THIRD WORLDCOUNTRY, YOU LITTLE PUSSY !

I'M NOT GONNA LIVEIN A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY

WITH ALL THE CONFORMISTS !

STAN, THIS IS IT, TIME TO STOPFEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF,

AND COME HOME.

EVERYONE CARES ABOUT YOUAND EVERYONE WANTS YOU BACK.

WHAT ABOUT WENDY ?IS SHE STILL WITH TOKEN ?

YEAH, SHE IS.

THEN, PEOPLE SHOULDN'TCARE ABOUT ME,

'CAUSE I DON'TCARE ABOUT THEM.

WHAT'S THE POINT OF CARINGWHEN ALL IT BRINGS IS PAIN ?

FOR SURE.

FINE, THAT'S IT, I GIVE UP,HAVE FUN BEING MISERABLE.

CONFORMIST.

YEAH.YEAH.YEAH.

( sobbing )

♪ I'M ALL OUT OF LOVE ♪

( boy )LOOK AT THAT,ANOTHER TORTURED SOUL.

ANOTHER LIFE OF PAIN.

HEY, RAVEN,CHECK IT OUT.

BUTTERS ?

OH, OH, HEY, STAN.

WHAT'S THE MATTERWITH YOU ?

WELL... MY-- MY GIRLFRIENDBROKE UP WITH ME.

DID SHE STEP ON YOURHEART WITH STILETTO SHOES ?

YEAH,IT SURE DOES HURT.

THAT'S COOL, I GUESS YOU CANJOIN UP WITH US IF YOU WANT.

YEAH, WE'RE GONNA GO TOTHE GRAVEYARD AND WRITE POEMS

ABOUT DEATH AND HOWPOINTLESS LIFE IS.

OH, NO, THANKS, I LOVE LIFE.

HUH ? BUT YOUJUST GOT DUMPED.

WELL, YEAH, AND I'M SAD.

BUT AT THE SAME TIME,I'M REALLY HAPPY THAT SOMETHING

CAN MAKE ME FEELTHAT SAD.

IT'S LIKE... IT MAKESME FEEL ALIVE, YOU KNOW ?

IT MAKES ME FEEL HUMAN.

THE ONLY WAY I COULD FEEL THISSAD NOW IS IF I FELT SOMETHING

REALLY GOOD BEFORE,

SO I HAVE TO TAKETHE BAD WITH THE GOOD,

SO I GUESS WHAT I'M FEELINGIS LIKE A 'BEAUTIFUL SADNESS'...

I GUESS THATSOUNDS STUPID.

YEAH.

NO, NO, BUTTERS, THAT DOESN'TSOUND STUPID AT ALL.

BUT THANKS FOR OFFERINGTO LET ME IN YOUR CLIQUE, GUYS,

BUT TO BE HONEST, I'D RATHERBE A CRYING, LITTLE PUSSY

THAN A FAGGY GOTH KID,WELL, SEE YA, STAN.

HE'S RIGHT, I DON'TEVEN KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE.

I LIKE LIKING LIFE A LOTMORE THAN HATING IT.

SCREW YOU, GUYS,I'M GOING HOME.

GO AHEAD AND GO BACK TOYOUR SUNSHINE FAIRY TALE !

OKAY, IT'S THIRD DOWN !

NOW, SOMEBODYMAKE A PLAY !

HEY, CANI JOIN IN ?

WHAT HAPPENED, AREN'T YOUSTILL WALLOWING IN PAIN ?

YEAH, IT STILL HURTS A LOT,BUT I JUST REALIZED THAT

THERE'S GOING TO BE A LOTOF PAINFUL TIMES IN LIFE,

SO I BETTER LEARN TO DEALWITH IT THE RIGHT WAY.

HEY, WENDY !

YOU'RE A BITCH.

TOKEN ?

RIGHT HERE, BUDDY.

OH, DUDE, IT'S GOODTO HAVE YOU BACK.

YEAH, LET'S PLAY BALL.