The Death Camp of Tolerance - Full Episode - Season 06 - Ep 14 | South Park Studios

HERE WE TRY TO EDUCATE YOUON THE DYNAMICS

OF RACISM AND PREJUDICEIN AMERICA.

( yawns )

OW !

NOW, DID YOU KNOW THAT WORDSWE USE CAN SHOW INTOLERANCE ?

LET'S BEGIN OUR TOUR WITHA WALK THROUGH OUR"TUNNEL OF PREJUDICE"

TO SHOW YOU WHATIT CAN FEEL LIKE

TO BE DISCRIMINATEDAGAINST.

( male voices )QUEER !

BEANER !

CHINK !

NIGGER !

HEEB !

FAGGOT !

CRACKER !

OH MAN,THIS IS AWESOME !

NOW YOU KNOWHOW IT FEELS.

I WANNA RIDE AGAIN !I WANNA RIDE AGAIN !

WE ARE NOW ENTERING THE"HALL OF STEREOTYPES".

THESE WAX FIGURES REPRESENT

HOW SOME INTOLERANT PEOPLEHAVE LABELED MINORITIES.

HERE, WE SEE A BLACK PERSONEATING CHICKEN AND WATERMELON,

A STEREOTYPE THAT HURTS THEAFRICAN-AMERICAN COMMUNITY.

WHAT OTHER STEREOTYPESDO YOU SEE HERE ?

AH, HERE'S THE ARABAS A TERRORIST.

THAT'S RIGHT,BUT OF COURSE WE KNOW

THAT NOT ALL ARABS ARETERRORISTS, DON'T WE, KIDS ?

WELL, THERE'S AN ASIAN MANWITH A CALCULATOR.

THAT'S RIGHT, NOT ALLSTEREOTYPES ARE NEGATIVE.

BUT EVEN A POSITIVE ONE, LIKE"ALL ASIANS ARE GOOD AT MATH"

IS HARMFUL TO SOCIETY.

LOOK !A COVETOUS JEW !

VERY GOOD, YOUNG MAN.

THE IDEA THAT JEWS AREONLY INTERESTED IN MONEY

IS VERY OLD INDEED.

AH, HERE'S A GOOD ONE.

IT'S THE STEREOTYPICAL"SLEEPY MEXICAN".

WHA-- WHAT ?

OH MAN,WHAT TIME IS IT ?

I'M SORRY, I THOUGHTYOU WERE A WAX SCULPTURE.

NO, MAN,I'M THE JANITOR.

I'M SUPPOSED TO BE CLEANINGBUT I'M SO TIRED.

OOH, I SO SLEEPY.

THIS IS OURDISCOVERY WING.

TAKE YOUR TIME AT THE COMPUTERDISPLAYS, BECAUSE YOU SEE,

BEING TOLERANTYOU MUST ALSO LEARN

TO RESPECT PEOPLE WHO ARE SMALL,PEOPLE WHO ARE DISABLED,

EVEN PEOPLE WHO ARE OVERWEIGHT,LIKE THIS YOUNG MAN HERE.

AY !

YOU OTHER BOYS HAVE PROBABLYCALLED THIS YOUNG MAN NAMES

LIKE "TUBBY", OR "LARD BUTT"OR "FAT TITS".

FAT TITS--THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

YEAH, HAVE TOREMEMBER THAT.

BUT YOU MUST LEARN BE TOLERANTOF HIS DIFFERENCES AS WELL.

IF HE CHOOSESTO EAT FATTY FOODS,

THAT'S HIS LIFE CHOICE.

I'M NOT FAT...

I HAVE A DIFFERENTLIFE CHOICE.

AND WE WON'T BELITTLE YOUFOR EATING

LOTS OF COOKIESAND CAKES AND PIES.

DUDE, TOLERANCEKICKS ASS !

( laughing )

THAT'S OUR CARTMAN.

WELL, THAT'S THE ENDOF OUR TOUR.

NOW DO YOU SEE WHY TOLERANCEIS SO IMPORTANT, BOYS ?

I GUESS.

WE HAVE TO ACCEPT PEOPLEFOR WHO THEY ARE

AND WHAT THEY LIKE TO DO.

HEY ! WHAT THE HELLARE YOU DOING ?!

I WAS JUST--

THERE'S NO SMOKINGIN THE MUSEUM !

BUT I'M NOTIN THE MUSEUM.

GET OUT OF HERE,YOU FILTHY SMOKER !

YEAH,DIRTY LUNGS !

GO AHEAD AND KILL YOURSELF,STUPID TAR BREATH !

DUMBASS !GET OUTTA HERE !

WELL, HAVE A GREAT DAY,EVERYBODY.

NOW YOU BOYS CAN GO AND GIVEYOUR TEACHER AND ASSISTANT

THE RESPECT THEYDESERVE, RIGHT ?

( boys )YEAH.

♪ DOOT DOO DO DOO

YOU WANTED TO SEE ME,PRINCIPAL VICTORIA ?

OH, YES, MR. GARRISON,HAVE A SEAT.

OH DEAR, SOUNDS LIKEI'M GETTING FIRED.

♪ DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOTDO-DO-DO DOO ♪

MR. GARRISON, CHEF HASBROUGHT IT TO MY ATTENTION

THAT SOME OF THE STUDENTSARE A BIT... UNCOMFORTABLE

ABOUT CERTAIN ASPECTS OFYOUR TEACHING METHODS.

OH, NO,YOU'RE FIRING ME ?!

OH WELL, I CAN'T STOPBEING WHO I AM.

I CAN'T HELP THE WAYGOD MADE ME.

GUESS I JUST HAVE TO GO !

NO, NO, NO !WE'RE NOT FIRING YOU.

YOU'RE NOT ?

NO, WE'RE SENDING CHEFTO A TOLERANCE SEMINAR.

SENDING CHEF TOA TOLERANCE SEMINAR ?!

YOU GOT TO BE( bleeping ) CRAZY !

YOU'VE DEMONSTRATEDA LACK OF TOLERANCE

FOR MR. GARRISON'SBEHAVIOR.

IN FACT, I BELIEVE YOUUSED TO WORDS "SICK QUEER"

TO DESCRIBE HISCONDUCT IN CLASS.

HE IS A SICK QUEER !

YEAH !

I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOUAN OPPORTUNITY

TO APOLOGIZE TO MR.GARRISONBEFORE I SENT YOU AWAY, CHEF.

KISS MY BLACK ASS !

PARENTS, I HAD TO CALL YOUIN HERE BECAUSE YOUR BOYS

HAVE REFUSEDTO ATTEND CLASS

WITH THEIR HOMOSEXUALTEACHERS, M'KAY.

WE'RE NOT STAYING IN CLASSANOTHER MINUTE

WITH THOSE QUEERMOS !

WELL, I REALLY THOUGHTYOU BOYS LEARNED SOMETHING

AT THE MUSEUM OF TOLERANCE.

BUT APPARENTLYALL YOU LEARNED

WAS NEW WORDS TO CALLYOUR POOR TEACHERS !

BUT THEY KILLEDLEMMIWINKS !

SHUT YOUR MOUTH,BUTTERS !

YOU'LL SPEAKWHEN SPOKEN TO !

YES, SIR.

MR. MACKEY, WE'VE DONEEVERYTHING WE CAN

TO RAISE COMPASSIONATECHILDREN.

WE DON'T KNOWWHERE ELSE TO TURN !

WELL, THERE IS AN INTENSIVESEMINAR CAMP.

IT'S A BIT SEVERE, BUT ITMIGHT BE THE ONLY WAY, M'KAY.

THAT SOUNDSGOOD TO ME.

ME TOO !

THEN IT'S SETTLED.

BOYS, YOU'RE GOINGTO TOLERANCE CAMP !

TOLERANCE CAMP ?

( German accent ) VELCOME TO TOLERANCE CAMP.

YOU ARE HERE BECAUSE YOU WOULDNOT ACCEPT PEOPLE'S DIFFERENCES.

BECAUSE YOU REFUSED TOACCEPT THE LIFE CHOICES

OF YOUR FELLOW MAN.

WELL, THOSE DAYSARE NOW OVER.

HERE YOU WILL VORK,EVERY HOUR OF EVERY DAY

UNTIL YOU SUBMIT TO BEINGTOLERANT OF EVERYBODY.

HERE, INTOLERANCE...WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.

WITH THE"COURAGEOUS TEACHER" AWARD.

HERBERT GARRISON CAME OUTABOUT TWO YEARS AGO.

SINCE THEN, HE HASFACED ADVERSITY,

HE HAS EVEN FACED RIDICULEBY SOME OF HIS STUDENTS.

OH RANDY, I'M SOASHAMED OF OUR SON.

IT IS MY HONOR TO PRESENT THECOURAGEOUS TEACHER AWARD TO--

HERBERT GARRISON.

♪ DUMP DE DUMPDE DUMPITY DUMP DE DUMP ♪

♪ DUMPITY DUMP

GET ALONG,LITTLE SLAVE.

OH MY GOD.

THAT'S WHAT OUR BOYS WERE TALKING ABOUT ?

DING DING !DING DING !

HE IS SOCOURAGEOUS.

SAY, MR. SLAVE...

YES, MR. GARRISON ?

I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHTTHAT YOU WERE A REAL DICK.

REALLY ?

WHY WOULD YOU DREAM THATI WAS BEING AN ASSHOLE ?

NO, NO--I WAS THE ASSHOLE.

OH, THAT ISSO COURAGEOUS.

WHAT AN AMAZINGHUMAN BEING !

UH, I'M VERY HAPPYTO GET THIS AWARD.

BUT YOU KNOW WHATMAKES ME EVEN HAPPIER ?

SUCKING BALLS.

AHHH...

IT ISN'T WORKING !

SING YOUR SONG,MR. SLAVE !

I'VE GOT A LITTLE--OOH ! OH, JESUS CHRIST.

WHAT'S HAPPENINGIN THERE ?

HANG ON, LEMMIWINKS !

YOU SOLVED THECATATAFISH'S RIDDLE !

NOW YOUR TRIALS ARENEARLY THROUGH !

OH, I SHOULD HAVENEVER SHOVED

ALL THOSE POOR ANIMALSUP MY ASS !

UH--

COURAGEOUS.SO COURAGEOUS !

GOD DAMMIT, DON'T YOUPEOPLE GET IT ?!

I'M TRYING TO GETFIRED HERE !

OH, THAT'S COURAGEOUS.

LOOK, THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR

SHOULD NOT BE ACCEPTABLEFROM A TEACHER !

YEAH, JESUS CHRIST.

BUT THE MUSEUM TELLS USTO BE TOLERANT.

YES, THE MUSEUM !

THE MUSEUM TELLS US !

TOLERANT,BUT NOT STUPID !

LOOK, JUST BECAUSE YOUHAVE TO TOLERATE SOMETHING

DOESN'T MEAN YOUHAVE TO APPROVE OF IT !

IF YOU HAD TO LIKE IT, IT'D BECALLED THE MUSEUM OF ACCEPTANCE.

TOLERATE MEANS YOU'RE JUSTPUTTING UP WITH IT.

YOU TOLERATE A CRYING CHILDSITTING NEXT TO YOUON THE AIRPLANE,

OR YOU TOLERATEA BAD COLD.

IT CAN STILLPISS YOU OFF !

JESUS-TAP-DANCING-CHRIST !

HE'S RIGHT.

OUR BOYS DIDN'THATE HOMOSEXUALS,

THEY JUST HATED THE WAYTHIS ASSHOLE WAS ACTING.

WE'VE GOTTA GETOUR BOYS BACK !

HUH !

SO NOW CAN I PLEASE GET FIREDAND GET MY $25 MILLION ?

NO, NO, I THINK I HAVEA BETTER IDEA.

YOU WANTED TO SEE ME,PRINCIPAL VICTORIA ?

YES, MR. GARRISON,HAVE A SEAT.

MR. GARRISON, SOME TIME AGOYOU ASKED TO BE PROMOTED

FROM TEACHING KINDERGARTENBACK TO THE 3rd GRADE.

I'M AWARE OF THAT.

I WANT TO COME CLEAN WITH YOUAND TELL YOU THAT BACK THEN

SOME OF US WERE UNCOMFORTABLEWITH YOUR SEXUAL PREFERENCES.

IT WAS WRONG OF US, AND IWANT TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU.

WOW, THAT'S REALLYGREAT TO HEAR.

AS YOU KNOW, THE POSITIONOF 4th GRADE TEACHER

HAS BECOME AVAILABLE,

AND WE'D LIKE TOOFFER YOU THE JOB.

OH, FOR REAL ?!YOU'RE NOT KIDDING ?

WE IN ADMINISTRATION SEE NOWTHAT YOU ARE AN INDIVIDUAL

WITH YOUR OWN PREFERENCES,AND WE RESPECT THAT.

OH, THIS IS ALL JUST--A DREAM COME TRUE !

THANK YOU,PRINCIPAL VICTORIA !

I'LL DO A GREAT JOB !

I KNOW YOU WILL !

YOU'RE SURETHIS FOR REAL ?

I MEAN, I'M NOT JUSTGONNA GET FIRED AGAINFOR BEING GAY TOMORROW ?

IT'S FOR REAL,MR. GARRISON.

OH, GREAT !

WITH ALL THENEW LAWS

WE COULD NEVER FIRE YOUFOR BEING GAY NOW--

YOU'D BE ABLE TO SUE USFOR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.

RIGHT, I--

WHAT, WHAT WAS THAT ?

WELL, I WAS JUST SAYING THAT THEPOLICIES HAVE REALLY CHANGED.

YOU KNOW, IF WE FIRED YOUFOR ACTING GAY NEXT TIME,

YOU'D BE ABLE TO SUE THE SCHOOLDISTRICT FOR LOTS OF MONEY.

OH, RIGHT, RIGHT.

HOW, HOW MUCHMONEY EXACTLY ?

OH, WELL, THERE WAS THECASE OUT IN MINNESOTA

WHERE THE GUY WAS AWARDED25 MILLION I THINK.

YOU-YOU DON'T SAY.

WELL, THANKS,PRINCIPAL VICTORIA.

HOLY MOLY !

I'VE GOTTA FIND A WAY TOGET FIRED FOR BEING GAY !

M'KAY, KIDS, I KNOW THE PAST FEWWEEKS HAVE BEEN REALLY HARD

WITH THE DEATH OF YOURTEACHER, MS. CHOKSONDIK.

( laughter )

THAT'S FUNNY !

BUT THE PRINCIPAL HASFINALLY HIRED A TEACHERTO TAKE HER PLACE.

SO I WANT YOU ALL TOGIVE YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR

TO YOUR NEW 4th GRADE TEACHER,MR. GARRISON.

( all )AWWWW !

NOT HIM !

THANK YOU,MR. MACKEY.

GOOD LUCK, M'KAY.

OKAY, CHILDREN, NOW FORTHOSE OF YOU WHO ARE NEW,

MY NAME ISMR. GARRISON.

WHERE'S MR. HAT, SIR ?

WELL, I WAS INFORMEDTHAT 4th GRADERS

ARE A LITTLE TOO OLDFOR MR. HAT.

TWO-YEAR-OLDS ARETOO OLD FOR MR. HAT.

BUT IT'S OKAY, BECAUSE I FOUNDA NEW TEACHER'S ASSISTANT.

SAY HELLO TO--MR. SLAVE.

HI, KIDS.

HMM.

SO THAT'S MR. SLAVE,THE TEACHER'S ASSISTANT.

OR, AS I LIKE TO WRITE FORSHORT-- THE TEACHER'S ASS.

OH, JESUS CHRIST.

OKAY, MR. SLAVE, GO SITUNTIL I NEED YOU.

( slap )AH !

DUDE, I THINK THAT MR. SLAVEGUY MIGHT BE A-- PAKISTANI.

I'M NOT SAYING THE REST OF THESCHOOL YEAR IS GOING TO BE EASY.

IN FACT, IT'S GOINGTO BE LONG AND HARD--

REALLY LONGAND REALLY HARD.

OH, JESUS CHRIST.

THE FIRST THING WE'RE GONNABE LEARNING ABOUT

IS COMMUNIST RUSSIA.

NO, KENNY-- WHAT ARE YOUDOING, KENNY ?

NOW, STALIN WAS A BIGSILLY WHEN HE...

KENNY, NO !DON'T DO IT, KENNY !

ERIC, DID YOU JUST THROWA PAPER AIRPLANE ?!

NO, IT WAS KENNY !

VERY FUNNY, ERIC,KENNY'S DEAD !

YEAH, BUT CARTMANDRANK KENNY'S REMAINS

AND NOW KENNY'S SOUL ISTRAPPED IN CARTMAN'S BODY.

YEAH !

THAT DOES IT !

I WILL NOT PUT UP WITHFOOLISHNESS IN MY CLASS !

IT'S TIMEFOR PUNISHMENT.

TAKE IT, MR. SLAVE !

OH !OH, IT HURTS !

I WILL NOT PUT UPWITH TOMFOOLERY

IN MY CLASSROOM,CHILDREN !

MR. SLAVE, PUT THIS RUBBERBALL IN YOUR MOUTH.

TAKE THAT, SLAVE,TAKE IT !

THIS SHOULD GET MEFIRED FOR SURE !

IN THE LAST CHAPTEROF THIS MONTH'S BOOK.

YES, AND I REALLY SAW THEENTIRE BOOK, THEMATICALLY,

AS A TAKE ONCORPORATE AMERICA.

I THINK IN THEFOURTH CHAPTER,

WHEN NANCY DREW DISCOVERSTHE BLOODY GLOVE

IN THE CHEERLEADER'S LOCKER,

THAT WAS JUST A BRILLIANTLYWRITTEN PASSAGE.

SO FULL OF METAPHOR !

HEY GUYS,CAN WE TALK TO YOU ?

OH, HI, BOYS !HOW WAS SCHOOL ?

UH, NOT COOL.

GREAT.

WE'RE HAVING OUR BOOK-OF-THE-MONTH CLUB MEETING,

SO WHY DON'T YOU BOYSGO OUTSIDE AND PLAY.

WAS IT ME OR DID YOU ALLTHINK THAT NANCY DREW

SOLVED THE RIDDLE OF ELEPHANTMOUNTAIN A LITTLE TOO EASILY ?

OH YES.FOR SURE.

NO, NO,HE SAID NOT COOL.

WE GOT OUR NEWTEACHER TODAY.

IT'S MR. GARRISON,OUR OLD 3rd GRADE TEACHER.

UH-HUH.

WELL, HE HAS THIS NEWTEACHER'S ASSISTANT,

AND THEY'RE BOTH--TOTALLY GAY.

KYLE !

YOU KNOW BETTERTHAN TO DISCRIMINATEAGAINST HOMOSEXUALS !

YEAH, BUT THESE GUYSARE REALLY SUPER GAY.

I'M SURPRISEDAT YOU, STANLEY.

I REALLY THOUGHT YOU KNEWHOW TO ACCEPT PEOPLEFOR WHO THEY WERE.

YEAH, BUT DAD--

NO BUTS, STANLEY.

WE'RE NOT RAISING OUR KIDSTO BE DISCRIMINATORS.

THAT'S RIGHT, I THINK IT'S TIMEYOU KIDS TOOK A LITTLE TRIP

TO THE MUSEUMOF TOLERANCE.

OKAY, CHILDREN,LET'S TAKE OUR SEATS.

APPARENTLY NONE OF YOU TRIEDTO GET ME FIRED YESTERDAY,

SO I GUESS WE'RE JUSTGONNA HAVE TO GO ON

AND LEARN MORE TODAY.

NOW, WHO CAN TELL MEWHAT HAPPENS TO WATER

WHEN WE HEAT IT UPIN THE BUNSEN BURNER ?

IT EVAPORATES !

GOOD, BUTTERS.

NOW, IF WE TAKE THE GLASS TUBEOF THE BUNSEN BURNER,

WE CAN ALSO SEE HOWOTHER THINGS REACT.

EVAPORATION IS ANEXOTHERMIC REACTION--

SO NOW LET'S LOOK ATAN ENDOTHERMIC ONE.

MR. SLAVE,POSITION 7, PLEASE.

NOW I'M GONNA PUT THE GLASSTUBE INTO MR. SLAVE'S TIGHT ASS.

THE HEAT FROMMR. SLAVE'S ASS

WILL ACT AS OUR NEWCONDUCTOR OF ENERGY.

AHH !

OKAY, NOW BUTTERS,

COULD YOU BRING OVERLEMMIWINKS FOR ME, PLEASE ?

SURE !

OH, NO.NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

NEWTON WAS THE FIRST TO DISCOVERTHAT FOR EVERY ACTION

THERE IS A REACTION--THANK YOU, BUTTERS--

NOW WHAT DO YOU THINKIS GONNA HAPPEN

WHEN I INTRODUCE THEELEMENT OF THE GERBIL

TO THE ENDOTHERMIC HEATOF MR. SLAVE'S ASS ?

WELL, LET'S SEE.

AHH !

OH, JESUS.JESUS CHRIST !

LEMMIWINKS, NO !

( school bell )

HELLO THERE,CHILDREN !

HEY CHEF !

HOW'S IT GOING ?BAD.

WHY BAD ?

CHEF,WE'RE INTOLERANT.

INTOLERANT OF WHO ?

GAYS, I GUESS.

NOW WHY DO YOU WANNA GOBE INTOLERANT

OF GAY PEOPLE,CHILDREN ?

I THOUGHT YOU KNEWBETTER !

WELL, WE DIDN'TTHINK WE WERE,

BUT MR. GARRISON HASTHIS NEW ASSISTANT,

AND WE'RE REALLYUNCOMFORTABLE AROUND THEM.

CHILDREN,A LOT OF TIMES,

THE REASON PEOPLE GETUNCOMFORTABLE AROUND GAY PEOPLE

IS THAT THEY HAVESOME ISSUES THEMSELVES.

YOU HAVE TO ASK YOURSELF,"WHAT IS IT ABOUT THEIR BEHAVIOR

THAT FOR SOME REASONMAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE ?"

WELL, I GUESSIT'S MOSTLY THE WAY

MR. GARRISON STUCK A GERBILUP MR. SLAVE'S ASS.

RIGHT, AND YOU SEE,CHILDREN,

THAT'S WHY YOU NEED TO--WHOA, WHAT ?!

ARE WEHOMOPHOBES NOW ?

WE DON'T WANNA BEGAY BASHERS, CHEF !

CHILDREN, THERE'S A BIGDIFFERENCE BETWEEN GAY PEOPLE

AND MR. GARRISON.

DO YOUUNDERSTAND THAT ?

NO.

YOU CHILDREN JUSTTAKE YOUR LUNCHES.

I'M GONNA HAVE A TALKWITH THE PRINCIPAL.

I'LL TAKE THREELUNCHES TODAY, PLEASE.

YOU DON'T NEEDTHREE LUNCHES, ERIC,

YOU'RE FAT ENOUGHAS IT IS.

IT IS MYLIFE CHOICE, CHEF,

AND IF YOU DON'T TOLERATE ITI'LL REPORT YOU TO THE S.C.C.

HAVING ME PUT A GERBILUP YOUR ASS, MR. SLAVE !

NOW WE'LL GET FIREDFOR SURE !

WELL, IT WASN'T THE FIRSTSMALL ANIMAL I PUT UP MY ASS.

( over P.A. )Mr. Garrison to theprincipal's office, please.

THAT'S IT !

THEY'RE GONNA FIRE MEFOR BEING GAY !

25 MILLION,HERE WE COME !

DON'T FORGET,I GET HALF !

OOH !

OOH, JESUS CHRIST.

LEMMIWINKS, YOU MUST FINDYOUR WAY OUT OF THIS PLACE

OR YOU WILL SURELY DIE.

THIS WAY HAS BEEN CLOSED OFFBY THE GREAT SPHINCTER.

TO ESCAPE, YOU MUST JOURNEYUPWARD THROUGH DARK REACHES

OF THE INTESTINEAND PAST THE STOMACH.

WHO AM I ?JUST A FRIEND.

HEED MY WORDS, LEMMIWINKS,YOUR TIME IS RUNNING OUT.

MAKE FOR THELARGE INTESTINE.

ALL WILL BEMADE CLEAR THEN.

♪ A GREAT ADVENTUREIS WAITING FOR YOU AHEAD ♪

♪ HURRY ONWARD, LEMMIWINKSOR YOU WILL SOON BE DEAD ♪

♪ THE JOURNEY BEFORE YOU MAY BELONG AND FILLED WITH WOE ♪

♪ BUT YOU MUST ESCAPETHE GAY MAN'S ASS ♪

♪ SO YOUR TALECAN BE TOLD ♪

♪ LEMMIWINKS, LEMMIWINKSLEMMIWINKS, LEMMIWINKS ♪♪

HOW'D IT GO ?

THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE,MR. SLAVE !

IT SEEMS NO MATTER WHAT I DOI CAN'T GET FIRED !

THE PRINCIPALDIDN'T FIRE YOU ?

NO !

THE PARENTS FELT SO BAD THATTHEIR KIDS DIDN'T WANT TO

ATTEND MY CLASS ANYMORE

THAT THEY WANT TO GIVE ME THE"COURAGEOUS TEACHER" AWARD

THIS FRIDAY AT THEMUSEUM OF TOLERANCE !

OH, JESUS CHRIST.

I MEAN, I STUCKA GERBIL UP YOUR ASS

AND THEY WANT TO GIVE MEA GODDAMN MEDAL !

WELL, IT SOUNDS TO MELIKE THE PRINCIPAL

IS JUST HIDING THINGSFROM EVERYBODY.

WHAT YOU NEED TO DO ISLET THE PARENTS SEE

WHAT KIND OF DEMENTEDFAGGOT YOU ARE.

OH, WELL-- HEY,THAT'S RIGHT, MR. SLAVE.

THE PARENTS HAVE TOSEE FOR THEMSELVES.

( snap )

THE AWARD CEREMONY !

WE'LL PUT ON A SHOWTHEY'LL NEVER FORGET !

OOH, JESUS CHRIST.

♪ LEMMIWINKS JOURNEYEDA DISTANCE FAR AND FAST ♪

♪ TO FIND HIS WAY OUT OFA GAY MAN'S ASS ♪

♪ THE ROAD AHEAD IS FILLEDWITH DANGER AND FRIGHT ♪

♪ BUT PUSH ONWARD, LEMMIWINKSWITH ALL OF YOUR MIGHT ♪

LEMMIWINKS !

YOU ARE COMING TO THE ENTRANCEOF THE SMALL INTESTINE.

THERE YOU MUST SEEK OUTTHE SPARROW PRINCE.

♪ THE SPARROW PRINCE LIESSOMEWHERE WAY UP AHEAD ♪

♪ DON'T LOOK BACK, LEMMIWINKSOR YOU'LL SOON BE DEAD ♪

♪ LEMMIWINKS, LEMMIWINKSTHE TIME IS GROWING LATE ♪

♪ SLOW DOWN NOWAND SEAL YOUR FATE ♪♪

I AM THE SPARROW PRINCE.

LONG HAS MY SPIRIT BEENTRAPPED WITHIN THIS PLACE.

BEFORE YOU LIES THE MAZEOF THE SMALL INTESTINE.

ONE PATH LEADS TO THE STOMACH,THE OTHER TO CERTAIN DOOM.

TAKE WITH YOUTHIS HELMET AND TORCH.

LET THEM BE YOUR GUIDE.

♪ TAKE THE MAGIC HELMET TORCHTO HELP YOU LIGHT THE WAY ♪

♪ THERE'S STILL A LOT OF GROUNDTO CROSS INSIDE THE MAN SO GAY ♪

♪ AHEAD OF YOULIES ADVENTURE ♪

♪ AND YOUR STRENGTHSTILL LIES WITHIN ♪

♪ FREEDOM FROM THE ASS OF DOOMIS THE TREASURE YOU WILL WIN ♪♪

TODAY WE WILL BE USING ZE FINGER PAINTS.

YOU VILL MAKE A PAINTING THATSHOWS PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT RACES

AND SEXUAL ORIENTATIONSGETTING ALONG.

FINGER PAINT.FINGER PAINT !

YOU WILL NOT MAKE ANYDISTINCTION BETWEEN

PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT COLOR,

PEOPLE WITH DIFFERENTSEXUAL PREFERENCES.

YOU WILL ACCEPTEVERYONE !

WHAT ARE YOUFINGER PAINTING ?!

UH, A BEAR ?

EIN BEAR ?!

EIN BEAR HAS NOTHINGTO DO WITH

ACCEPTING PEOPLEOF DIFFERENT RACES !

I DIDN'T KNOW WHATELSE TO PAINT !

START OVER !

YOU VILL FINGER PAINTWHAT WE TELL YOU !

GO !

FASTER.

FASTER !

FASTERRRR !

AH !

FASTER !ARE YOU DONE ?!

WHAT IS IT ?WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ?!

PEOPLE OF ALLCOLORS AND CREEDS

HOLDING HANDSBENEATH A RAINBOW !

GOOD !

THAT WASN'T SO HARD,WAS IT ?

NOW DO IT AGAIN !

FASTER !FASTERRR !

THE PERFECT PLANTO GET US FIRED !

YOU FINISHED YOURCOSTUME DESIGN YET ?

ALMOST, I JUST HAVE TOGET THROUGH THE--

OH-- JESUS CHRIST.

WHAT'S THE MATTER ?

JUST A BIT OFAN UPSET STOMACH I GUESS.

WELL, HERE,TAKE A PEPTO PILL.

I CAN'T HAVEMY TEACHER'S ASSUNDER THE WEATHER.

OH, JESUS CHRIST.

♪ LEMMIWINKS CAME TOTHE STOMACH DARK ♪

♪ 'NEATH THE DEPTHS OFTHE LUNGS AND HEART ♪

YOU CHOSE YOUR PATHWISELY, LEMMIWINKS.

I AM THE CATATAFISH.

♪ CATATAFISH OF THESTOMACH'S COVE ♪

IF YOU ANSWERTHIS RIDDLE

THE ESOPHAGUSWILL LET YOU PASS.

♪ CATATAFISH'S RIDDLEWILL SOON BE TOLD ♪♪

YES, MEIN FUHRER.

VE ARE MAKING THE PRISONERS MAKE MACARONI PICTURES

THAT ILLUSTRATE DIVERSITYIN THE VORKPLACE.

EXCELLENT.

DOH !

KYLE !

KYLE, YOU HAVE TO KEEP MAKINGYOUR MACARONI PICTURES !

CAN'T... GLUE...

ANYMORE.

THE GUARDSARE COMING, KYLE.

GLUE, GLUE DAMN YOU !

TAKE ZIS ONE AWAY,HE IS DONE FOR.

BUTTERS ?

NO MORE...ARTS AND CRAFTS.

OH JESUS.

WE HAVE TOGET OUT OF HERE.

PLEASE DON'T TELL THEMTHAT WE'RE HIDING HERE !

WE CAN'T WORK ANY MORE,WE'LL DIE !

WHAT ?! WHAT ?!

OH, UH, NOTHING !

I WAS JUST GETTINGBACK TO WORK.

WHAT IS IN THERE ?

NOTHING !

GET BACK TO WORK.

YES, SIR !

PHEW...

HEH-HEH, HEH-HEH...

( fart )

EWW !OHH !

HEY, I WAS JUSTKIDDING !

THERE'S ACTUALLY TWO GIRLSHIDING DOWN THERE !

HEY !

WE'RE SORRY, BOYS,WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US

YOUR TEACHERS WERE ACTINGSO OVER THE TOP ?

YES, YOU BOYS DON'T KNOWHOW MUCH WE'VE SUFFERED !

COME ON, LET'S GO.

BUT THIS IS INSANE !

I'M SORRY,MR. GARRISON,

BUT IT'S OBVIOUS YOU AREN'TTOLERANT OF YOUR OWN BEHAVIOR.

VHAT DO WE HAVE HERE, NEW RECRUITS ?

I ASSURE YOU, THE NEXT VEEKWILL BE NOTHING

BUT PAIN AND SUFFERING !

OOOH, THIS COULD BEKIND OF FUN.

OHH !

♪ LEMMIWINKS HAS MADE IT OUTTHE TALE IS NEARLY THROUGH ♪

GREAT JOB,LEMMIWINKS !

THANKS TO YOU,WE ARE ALL FREE.

BUT YOUR ADVENTURESARE JUST BEGINNING.

FOR YOU ARE NO ORDINARYGERBIL, LEMMIWINKS,

YOU ARE--THE GERBIL KING.

ALL HAIL THE GERBIL KING !

♪ NOW THAT YOU'RETHE GERBIL KING ♪

♪ THERE'S MOREADVENTURES TO GO ON ♪

♪ FLY AWAY TO FARAWAY LANDSAND TO THE SETTING SUN ♪