THANKS FORCOMING OVER, BEBE.

I HAVE SOMETHINGTO TELL YOU.SURE, WHAT ?

BEBE, I'M ATTRACTEDTO CARTMAN.

AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH !

I KNOW.

WHY WOULD YOUTELL ME THIS ?

WHY WOULD YOUTELL ANYONE THIS ?

BECAUSE I DON'T KNOWWHAT TO DO !

I CAN'T CONCENTRATE ANDIF I CAN'T CONCENTRATE,

THEN I CAN'T WINTHE DEBATE TOMORROW !

THE WHOLE VOTE IS DEPENDENTON ME DOING A GOOD JOB.

ALRIGHT, LOOK,

WHEN TWO PEOPLEWORK CLOSELYFOR A LONG TIME,

SOMETIMES THEY FEELWHAT'S CALLED"SEXUAL TENSION".

SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TOACT ON THE IMPULSE ANDGET IT OVER WITH.

YOU MEAN,I SHOULD KISS HIM ?

KISS HIM AND GET ITOUT OF YOUR SYSTEM.

OH GOD !

WELL, I CERTAINLY WOULD LIKETO THANK ALL THE PARENTS

FOR THEIR SUPPORTOF OUR DEBATE CLUB.

I REALIZE THAT MANY OF YOU ARETORN BY THE ISSUES AS WELL,

SO PERHAPS THE CHILDRENCAN SHED SOME LIGHT ON US !

WE'LL START WITHWENDY TESTABURGER,

ON THE "FLAG SHOULDBE CHANGED" TEAM !

THE, THE, UH...

THE, UH...

THE FIRST ARGUMENTWE, UH...

LEMME START OVER.

THE, UH... OH GOD !

COULD YOU ALL EXCUSE MEFOR A MOMENT ?

THERE, NOW, THE MAIN POINTWE WOULD LIKE TO MAKE

IS THAT OFTEN TIMES, IT ISPRUDENT TO CHANGE HISTORY.

AS TIMES CHANGE,WE HOPE TO GROW,

AND AS WE GROW,OUR RULES MUST CHANGE,

IT IS A NATURAL PARTOF EVOLUTION, THANK YOU.

OKAY, AND KYLE AND STAN'S TEAM,YOUR MAIN POINT ?

OUR MAIN POINTIS THAT THE FLAGSHOULDN'T OFFEND ANYONE

BECAUSE KILLINGHAS BEEN AROUND SINCETHE BEGINNING OF TIME.

ALL ANIMALS KILL

AND THE ANIMALS THATDON'T KILL ARE STUPID ONES,

LIKE COWS ANDTURTLES AND STUFF.

SO, PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BESO UPSET ABOUT KILLING.

THANK YOU.

WOAH, WOAH, WOAH ! YOU JUSTMISSED THE POINT ENTIRELY !

HUH ?

I'M NOT MAD BECAUSE THE FLAGSHOWS SOMEBODY GETTING KILLED,

IT'S BECAUSEIT'S RACIST !

RACIST ?RACIST ?

CHILDREN, DON'T YOU EVEN KNOWWHAT THIS ARGUMENT IS ABOUT ?

THAT FLAG IS RACISTBECAUSE A BLACK MAN ISBEING HUNG BY WHITE PEOPLE !

OOOHHHH !OOOHHHH !

OOOHHHH ?

WE DIDN'T REALLYSEE IT THAT WAY.

BUT THAT'S A BLACK MANUP THERE !

YEAH, BUT THE COLOROF SOMEONE'S SKINDOESN'T MATTER.

WELL, OF COURSEIT MATTERS WHEN--

OH MY GOD,WAIT A MINUTE !

YOU CHILDREN DIDN'TEVEN SEE THE FLAG

AS A BLACK MAN BEING HANGEDBY WHITE PEOPLE, DID YOU ?

NO.NO.

WHY THAT IS...

THAT IS THE MOSTBEAUTIFUL THINGI'VE EVER HEARD.

WHAT ?WHAT ?

DON'T YOU SEE ?

ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHTTHESE LITTLE CRACKERSHAD TURNED RACIST,

WHEN ACTUALLY,THEY WERE SO NOT RACIST

THAT THEY DIDN'T EVEN MAKEA SEPARATION OF BLACK AND WHITETO BEGIN WITH.

ALL THEY SAW WHENTHEY LOOKED AT THAT FLAG

WAS FIVE PEOPLE.

AW !

YEAH.

I'M SORRY, CHILDREN,I WAS WRONG ABOUT YOU.

BUT I STILL THINK THE FLAGNEEDS TO BE CHANGED.

BUT NOW I REALIZE THATI ALMOST LET RACISM

TURN ME INTO A RACIST.

YEAH, YOU KNOW, I SUDDENLYFOUND MYSELF ON THE SIDEOF KLAN MEMBERS.

I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHINGAGAINST BLACKS, CHEF.

AW, I KNOW YOU DON'T, JIMBO.

I'VE KNOWN YOU FORALMOST TEN YEARS.

YOU'RE A GOOD MAN.

WE'VE BEEN WAY TO DIVISIVEOVER THIS, CHEF.

MAYBE WE CAN COME UPWITH A COMPROMISE FLAG.

SOMETHING THAT EVERYBODYCAN BE HAPPY WITH.

I THINK THAT'S A MUCHBETTER START THAN METRYING TO SEPARATE MYSELF

FROM ALL YOUWONDERFUL CRACKERS !

OH, SWEET DUDE,I DON'T THINK WE HAVE TODO THIS STUPID DEBATE NOW !

STAN ?

AS YOU KNOW, THIS FINE CITYIS HOLDING A VOTE

ON WHETHER OR NOTTO CHANGE THEIR FLAG,

BUT LYNCHING MINORITIESIS HISTORY !

SO WHAT ARE WEGONNA DO ABOUT IT ?

LET'S SAY THATIF THEY CHANGE THE FLAG,WE'LL BURN DOWN THE CAPITAL !

YEAH !YEAH !

LET'S SAY THATIF THEY CHANGE THE FLAG,WE'LL NEVER LEAVE THIS TOWN !

YEAH !YEAH !

LET'S SAY THEY SHOULDCHANGE THE FLAG !

WHAT'S THAT, BROTHER ?

I THINK WE SHOULDSWITCH SIDES !

( voice box )ME TOO,THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

LOOK, WE HAVE TOACCEPT THE FACT

THAT MOST PEOPLEIN THE WORLDHATE US, RIGHT ?

YEAH.YEAH.

SO WHATEVER SIDEWE'RE ON,

IS THE SIDE THAT'SGONNA LOSE, RIGHT ?

RIGHT.RIGHT.

SO WHY DON'T WE ALL SAYTHAT WE WANT THE FLAG CHANGED.

THAT WAY, MOST FOLKS WILL VOTETO KEEP IT THE WAY IT IS !

GREAT IDEA BROTHER !

YEAH !YEAH !

ALRIGHT, IT IS DECIDED !

WE WILL OFFICIALLYTELL EVERYONE THAT WE WANTTHE FLAG CHANGED,

SO THAT THEY WILL ALLVOTE AGAINST US !

HOORAY !

WE'RE SMART !

THAT WORKEDPERFECTLY, NED !

ALRIGHT, WELL, NOW THATALL THAT'S OUT OF THE WAY,

IT'S TIME TO PLAY"WHO'S GOT THE SILLIEST THINGON UNDER THEIR ROBE ?"

HOORAY !WOO-HOO !

JESUS, NED, THESE GUYSARE COMPLETELY NUTS.

YUP.

THAT IS THE MOSTINSANE THINGI'VE EVER SEEN.

I CAN'T BELIEVETHOSE PEOPLE AREON OUR SIDE.

I MEAN, IS OUR SIDETHAT CRAZY ?

OH, HELLO, CHEF,BIG DEBATE TOMORROW,I GUESS.

OH JESUS, THE ROBES !

CHEF, THIS ISN'TWHAT IT LOOKS LIKE !YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO US--

I AIN'T GONNA LISTENTO NOTHING !

THIS WHOLE CRACKER-ASS TOWNCAN KISS MY ASS !

NED, I'M STARTIN' TO THINKMAYBE HISTORY AIN'T WORTHDEFENDING SOMETIMES.

AND IT LOOKS LIKEABOUT HALF OF YOU THINKTHE FLAG SHOULD STAY,

AND HALF THINK THE FLAGSHOULD BE CHANGED.

HOW COULD ANY OF YOU THINKTHAT FLAG SHOULD STAYTHE WAY IT IS !

SAVE IT FORTHE DEBATE, WENDY !

NOW, I'M GOING TO ASSIGNTHE DEBATE LEADERS.

WHO WANTS TO LEADTHE "FLAG SHOULD STAYTHE WAY IT IS" TEAM ?

ME, ME !ME, ME !

STAN, HOW COULD YOUBE SO INSENSITIVE ?

WHAT, DUDE ? I DON'TSEE ANYTHING WRONGWITH THAT FLAG.

YEAH, ME NEITHER !

ALRIGHT STAN AND KYLE,YOU CAN BOTH BETHE TEAM LEADERS

FOR THE "FLAG SHOULD STAYTHE WAY IT IS" TEAM.

NOW WHO WANTS TO LEADFOR THE "FLAG SHOULDBE CHANGED" TEAM ?

HEH-HEH-HEH.

OKAY, WENDY AND ERICCAN TEAM UP.

NO !HEH-HEH-HEH.

ALRIGHT CHILDREN,DO YOUR HOMEWORK

AND LET'S GET READYFOR A GREAT DEBATE !

HELLO, CHEF !HELLO, CHEF !

MY NAME ISN'T "CHEF"ANYMORE, CHILDREN.

I'VE CONVERTEDTO ISLAM.ISLAM ?

FROM NOW ON MY NAME IS"ABDUL MOHAMMED JABARRAUF KAREEM ALI".

WITH EVERYONE IN TOWNBEING SO INSENSITIVEABOUT THE FLAG,

I FIND IT NO LONGER FITTINGTO USE MY SLAVE NAME !

WELL, WE NEED HELPWITH OUR DEBATE CLUB.

WE HAVE TO EXPLAINWHY WE THINK THE FLAGSHOULD NOT BE CHANGED.

YOU WHAT ?

YOU DON'T THINK THEY SHOULDCHANGE THE FLAG ?

NOT REALLY.YEAH, WE DON'T SEEWHAT THE BIG DEAL IS.

WELL THAT FIGURESYOU DON'T.

BECAUSE YOURCRACKER-ASS PARENTS

TURNED YOU INTOLITTLE CRACKER-ASSCRACKER-RACISTS !

I NEVER THOUGHT I'D LIVETO SEE THIS MANY OF THE PEOPLEI CONSIDERED FRIENDS

TURN AGAINST ME !

BUT CHEF, WE DON'T KNOW WHATYOU'RE TALKING ABOUT-

BUT NOTHIN' !BUT MY ASS !

FIX YOUR OWNDAMN FOOD !

OKAY, NOW, IN ORDER FOR USTO WIN THE DEBATE TO CHANGETHE SOUTH PARK FLAG,

WE WILL NEED TO DOA LOT OF RESEARCH.

NOW, MY PLAN IS TO DIVIDE UPINTO THREE RESEARCH TEAMS.

WE WILL PRESENTOUR ARGUMENT BASED ON-

IT'S OKAY,I'M HERE !

NICE OF YOUTO SHOW UP.

WE WERE JUST DISCUSSINGHOW WE SHOULD STATE OUR CASE.

YES, THIS ISA DIFFICULT CASE.

IN ORDER TO WINTHE DEBATE

WE'LL NEED TO ATTACKSTAN AND KYLE'S CREDIBILITY.

WHAT ?

THAT'S HOW YOU WINTHESE THINGS !

BUTTERS, TAKE SOME KIDSAND GO DIG UP WHATEVER DIRTYOU CAN ON KYLE'S PAST.

I'M TALKING"BOOBIE" MAGAZINES,WHATEVER.

WU-OKAY !

THE REST OF YOU,GET US THE GOODS ON STAN.

HIS MOM GROUNDED HIM ONCEFOR SETTING SOMETHING ON FIRE,

LET'S FIND OUT WHATTHAT SOMETHING WAS--

AND THEN LIE ANDSAY IT WAS A PUPPY !

RIGHT !

MMM !

CARTMAN, WE CAN'T JUST ATTACKSTAN AND KYLE'S CREDIBILITY !

WE NEED TO PRESENTOUR SIDE OF THE DEBATE !

YOU'RE RIGHT, WE'LLNEED TO LOOK LIKE WE'VEPREPARED A CASE TOO,

SO THAT THEY LOOKALL THE WEAKER, GOOD PLAN.

SO... WHAT'STHE ISSUE AGAIN ?

THE SOUTH PARK FLAG !

INTERESTING...AND WHAT SIDE ARE WE ON ?

AAAGHGH !

WHOA, CALM DOWN, HO !

AND DO THIS IN A CIVILAND CONSTRUCTIVE MANNER,

SO THAT I CANGIVE YOU BOTH THE TIMEAND ATTENTION YOU DESERVE.

JIMBO, WHY DON'TYOU BEGIN ?

MAYOR, IT'S ABOUTTHE SOUTH PARK FLAG.

OH, JESUS CHRIST,NOT THIS AGAIN.

WE CANNOT CHANGETHE SOUTH PARK FLAG, MAYOR !

MAYOR, AS I'VESAID BEFORE

I FIND THAT FLAG TO BERACIST AND INSENSITIVE.

CHEF, I RESPECT YOUVERY MUCH.

BUT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTANDTHAT THIS HAS BEEN

THE SOUTH PARK FLAGSINCE SOME OF OUR ANCESTORS,

LIKE MY GREAT-GRANDFATHER,FOUNDED THIS LAND.

THAT FLAGREPRESENTS A TIME

WHEN BLACKS WEREPERSECUTED BY WHITES.

HOW CAN A BLACK MANNOT BE BOTHERED BY IT ?

ALRIGHT, CHEF, I'LL HAVEMY ASSISTANTS HOLD UP THE FLAG,

AND YOU TELL ME WHAT EXACTLYYOU FIND RACIST ABOUT IT.

YOU DON'T SEE ANYTHINGWRONG WITH THAT FLAG !

CHEF, WHAT ABOUTTHE BASEBALL TEAMTHE CLEVELAND INDIANS, HUH ?

SHOULD THEY CHANGE THEIR NAMEBECAUSE IT'S RACIST ?

YEAH.

NO, BECAUSE IT'STHEIR HISTORY !

LOOK, I HAVE GONE THROUGHEVERY QUIET PROTEST I COULD.

I'VE WRITTEN EVERYONE,I'VE PUT UP SIGNS.

BUT NOW I'M TELLING YOU,THIS FLAG WILL BE CHANGED !

AND I'M TELLING YOUIT WON'T !

OH BOY.

I WOULD LIKE TO TURNTHE CLASS'S ATTENTIONTO CURRENT ISSUES.

SOME PEOPLE THINKTHE SOUTH PARK FLAGSHOULD BE CHANGED,

WHILE OTHERS BELIEVE THATCHANGING THE FLAG IS WRONG.

I THINK THIS ISA PERFECT SUBJECTFOR YOUR DEBATE CLUB !

AW !AW !

I SEE THAT YOU'VE ALREADY HADA LOT OF INTERESTING DEBATESTHIS YEAR...

PRO-CHOICE VS. CARTMAN,PRO-GUN CONTROL VS. CARTMAN,

AND PEOPLE AGAINSTTHE CLUBBING OF BABY SEALSVS. CARTMAN.

AND APPARENTLY, THE WINNEROF ALL YOUR DEBATES SO FAR

HAS BEEN--CARTMAN.

THAAAAAT'S RIGHT !

CARTMAN DOESN'TALWAYS WIN !

HE JUST GETS PISSED OFFAND GOES HOME, SO WE CAN'TDEBATE ANY MORE !

YEAH !YEAH !

NU-UH, I'M JUSTA BETTER DEBATERTHAN YOU GUYS !

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHATYOU'RE DEBATING ABOUTHALF THE TIME !

YES, I DO !NO, YOU DON'T !

OH YEAH ? WELL,SCREW YOU GUYS,I'M GOING HOME !

TOLD YA.

ALRIGHT, CHILDREN,WELL UNLIKE MR. GARRISON,

I WANT YOU ALL TO GO OUTAND RESEARCH THIS DEBATE BEFORE WE PICK TEAMS.

TOMORROW YOU WILL NEEDTO CHOOSE WHICH SIDE

OF THIS POIGNANT DEBATEYOU ARE ON.

IF YOU DON'T HAVE RESPECTFOR YOUR PAST,

THEN YOU CANNEVER EXPECT TO-- BIRD !

THEN YOU CAN NEVER EXPECTTO HAVE A FUTURE.

NOWADAYS, EVERYONE WANTSTO CHANGE MASCOTS AND FLAGS

BECAUSE THEY'RENOT "POLITICALLY CORRECT",

BUT WHERE DOESIT END ?

I MEAN, PEOPLE AREGONNA START SAYING

Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALARE OFFENSIVE TO HORSES !

AND THEN WE'LL HAVE TO--SQUIRREL !

AND THEN WE'LL HAVETO CHANGE EVERYTHING

AND PRETTY SOON,ALL OUR HISTORYWILL BE FORGOTTEN.

BUT TO REALLY UNDERSTANDTHE SOUTH PARK FLAG'SIMPORTANCE,

YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUTSOUTH PARK'S HISTORY.

NED HERE ISA BIG HISTORY BUFF,

AND HE CAN TELL YOUTHE WHOLE STORY, NED ?

IN 1867, 14 PIONEERSFROM THE EAST COAST

TRAVELLED ACROSSTHE PLAINS--

UH, THAT'S OKAY DUDE,I THINK WE GOT IT.

YEAH, WE GOT IT.

YOU SURE ?YEP.

YOU BOYS GOMAKE ME PROUD NOW,

AND WIN THAT DEBATE--CHRIS PETERSON !

AAAGHGH !

AW, DAMMIT,WE MISSED HIM AGAIN !

AS I MARCH INTOTHE MAYOR'S OFFICE

IN PROTEST OFTHE SOUTH PARK FLAG !

YOU SEE THAT CHILDREN ?NOBODY WANTS TO GET INVOLVED.

RANDY, SIGN UPTO MARCH WITH ME

AGAINST THE SOUTH PARK FLAGON WEDNESDAY ?

OOH, LOOK, CHEF, YOU KNOWI'M NOT A RACIST, BUT, AH...

I JUST DON'T REALLYFEEL STRONGLY ONE WAYOR THE OTHER ABOUT THE FLAG.

WELL, ALRIGHT, MARSH,YOU'RE ENTITLED TOYOUR OWN OPINION.

THAT'S HOW IT ISIN THIS TOWN.

I HAVEN'T GOTTENONE SIGNATUREON THIS DAMN SHEET

AND I'VE BEEN HEREALL DAY !

WE'LL MARCHWITH YOU, CHEF.

THAT'S NICE, BUT I NEEDTHE SUPPORT OF SOMEREGISTERED VOTERS !

HEY MACKEY, SIGN UPTO MARCH ON WEDNESDAY ?

OOH, WEDNESDAY ?WEDNESDAY'S TOUGH.

I GUESS MAYBEI COULD DO SOMETHINGTHURSDAY AFTERNOON.

ALRIGHT, FUDGE IT,THURSDAY !

ANYONE ELSEWANNA GO THURSDAY ?

THURSDAY'S NO GOOD,WE'VE GOT CHOIR COUNCIL.

OH YEAH.WHAT ABOUT NEXT SUNDAY ?

FINE !NEXT SUNDAY !

YOU MEAN DURINGTHE BALL GAME ?

YEAH, WE CAN'T DO SUNDAY.

MONDAY ?

OOH, I CAN'T DO MONDAY.I COULD DO TUESDAY.

YEAH, TUESDAYMORNING'S GOOD.

YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BEBETTER FOR ME ISSATURDAY AFTERNOON.

SATURDAY ISPERFECT FOR ME !

YEAH, HOW ABOUTSATURDAY AT 11:30 ?

YEAH.OKAY.SOUNDS GOOD.

YEAH, I THINKTHAT'S THE BEST DAY.

OKAY, ON SATURDAYWE MARCH !

OOH, MARCH ?WHAT ARE WE MARCHING FOR ?

TO BRING DOWNTHE SOUTH PARK FLAG !

OOOH !

SEE YOU LATER.MARCHING'S NOT FOR ME.

WHERE BOTH SIDESOF THIS DEBATE HAVE GATHERED.

CHANGE THE FLAG !

DON'T CHANGE HISTORY !

OH BROTHER,WHAT NOW ?

EARLIER TODAY,THE SOUTH PARK TOWNSPEOPLEVOICED THEIR OPINIONS...

WELL, I THINK THATTHE FLAG IS RACIST.

BUT THEN AGAIN, IT ISA PART OF OUR HISTORY.

WELL, I GUESS THE FLAGIS A PART OF HISTORY,

BUT I CAN SEEHOW IT IS RACIST.

I THINK IT IS HISTORY,

I THINK IT IS RACIST.

WELL, ONE THING'S FOR SURE,TENSIONS ARE HIGH

AND PRESSURE IS MOUNTINGON THE SOUTH PARK MAYORTO DO SOMETHING.

IN THE 1960s, THERE WASA MONK WHO SET HIMSELFON FIRE TO PROTEST !

YOU HAVE LEFT MENO CHOICE !

TO PROTEST YOUR LACKOF HUMANITY,

I WILL NOW DO THESAME THING !

( screaming )

WHITE POWER !WHITE POWER !WHITE POWER !

WHAT'S THIS ?

AH, TOM IT LOOKS AS IFTHE KKK HAS SHOWN UPTO VOICE THEIR OPINION !

HELLO, BROTHER, WE ARE HERETO SUPPORT YOUR NOBLE CAUSE !

HUH ? HEY NOW...WE DON'T WANT YOUR SUPPORT.

WE'RE NOT RACISTS,THIS IS ABOUT HISTORY.

YEAH !

WELL, WHETHER YOU WANTOUR SUPPORT OR NOT,WE'RE ON YOUR SIDE !

( chanting )WHITE POWER !

WHITE POWER !

WHITE POWER !

MR. GARRISON,YOU'RE A KLAN MEMBER ?

NO, NO,BUT MR. HAT IS.

WHITE POWER !WHITE POWER !

UGH, YOU'RE SUCHA RACIST BASTARD,MR. HAT !

WHITE POWER !

CHANGE THE FLAG !

DON'T CHANGE HISTORY !

OH JESUS,WHAT A MESS.

CHEF, WE REALIZE THAT YOU FINDTHE SOUTH PARK FLAG RACIST,

AND WE CERTAINLYUNDERSTAND YOUR CASE.

WE HAVE BEENWORKING DILIGENTLYON THIS PROBLEM,

PUT IN A LOT OF HOURSAND WE HAVE FINALLYALTERED THE FLAG

IN A WAY THAT WE THINKWILL MAKE YOU VERY HAPPY.

GENTLEMEN ?

THERE,IS THAT BETTER ?

NO, DAMMIT !

NO, BUT LOOK, HE'S GOTA LITTLE SMILE NOW.

SEE ? HE'S HAPPY,MUCH BETTER,DON'T YOU THINK ?

WELL, SOME PEOPLE JUST WON'TWORK WITH YOU AT ALL !

THIS IS GETTINGOUT OF HAND,

HOW DO I ABSOLVE MYSELFOF ANY RESPONSIBILITYWITH THIS ?

MAYOR, THE SOUTH PARKELEMENTARY CHILDREN

ARE DISCUSSING THE FLAG ISSUEIN THEIR DEBATE CLUB ON FRIDAY.

WE COULD USE THE DEBATEAS AN EXCUSE TO HOLDA VOTE ON THE ISSUE.

YES, OF COURSE !

LET THE CHILDRENBE RESPONSIBLE !

EVERYBODY LOVES CHILDREN !TELL THE PRESS !

SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY WILL BEHOLDING A VOTE ON FRIDAY !

IT SAYS HERE THAT RECENTLYA CASE WAS BROUGHT BEFORE

THE SOUTH CAROLINA COURTSABOUT THEIR FLAG.

I WARN YOU,BOG MONSTER.

DO NOT MOCKCAPTAIN CANDYCORN !

OH YEAH ?HOW'D YOU LIKE I SHOULDKICK YOU IN THE NUTS ?

IF WE COULD SHOWA PARALLEL BETWEENTHE SOUTH CAROLINA CASE...

OOMF ! OH YEAH ?I'LL KICK YOU IN THE NUTS !

OOMF ! I'LL KICK YOUIN THE NUTS !

I'LL KICK YOUIN THE NUTS !

CARTMAN, WHY DON'T YOUJUST GO HOME ?

YOU AREN'T HELPING ANY ! YOU WON'T LET ME HELP !

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPIDAND YOU'RE A RACIST.

TOUCHE, BUT DUDE, YOU MIGHTAS WELL LET ME HELP YOU,

WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER.

I MEAN, JUST TELL MEWHAT TO DO AND I'LL DO IT.

WENDY, LET CARTMAN HELP,SERIOUSLY.

WENDY, SERIOUSLY,THE BOG MONSTER SPEAKETH.

OKAY, SO SINCEMY DAD'S A LAWYER,

HE SAYS WE CAN USEANY OF HIS BOOKS WE WANT,WHO WANTS TO READ THEM ?

COME ON YOU GUYS, WE ALLHAVE TO WORK ON THIS !

KENNY, HOW MANYOF MY DAD'S MINTSARE YOU GONNA EAT, JESUS ?

MPH RMPH RM RMPH RM !

I KNOW YOUR FAMILY'S POOR,

BUT YOU CAN'T JUST EATAN ENTIRE BOWL OF MINTSFOR DINNER !

MPRH YOU.

I DON'T THINK WE STANDA CHANCE IN THIS DEBATE

BECAUSE WENDY'SLEADING THE OTHER SIDE.

DUDE, YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT'CAUSE SHE'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

MPRM RMPH RM RMPH RM ?

YEAH YOU CAN HAVE A DRINKOF WATER, THE DISPENSER'SOVER THERE.

YEAH, YOU MUST BE THIRSTYAFTER EATING SIXTY MINTS !

HEY BOYS, HOW'STHE RESEARCH COMING ?

PRETTY GOOD,I GUESS.

DO YOU THINK THEY SHOULDCHANGE THE FLAG ?

OH, UH, I DON'T KNOW.

KENNY ATEALL THE MINTS, DAD.

OH, THOSE WEREN'T MINTS,THEY WERE ANTACID TABLETS.

OH.

KENNY !KENNY !KENNY !

THAT WAS A GOOD ONE !

DO NOT CHANGE THE FLAG,IT IS A SYMBOL OF WHITE POWER !

WHITE POWER !

UGH, I'M SORRY, CHEF.

MR. HAT IS A RACISTSON-OF-A-BITCH.

DON'T APOLOGIZE FOR METO THAT SPEARCHUCKER !

( gasp )

WAGH !

HOW CAN YOU ALL JUSTSTAND BY AND LETTHESE RACISTS DO THIS ?

WELL, CHEF,IT'S FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

WE DON'T LIKE IT, BUT WE CAN'TARREST THEM FOR TALKING.

SHOULD THE KLAN BE ALLOWEDTO RALLY ON THE STEPSOF THE CAPITOL ?

HERE'S WHATSOME PEOPLE THINK.

WELL, I THINKTHEY ARE RACIST,

BUT I DO THINK FREEDOM OF SPEECHIS IMPORTANT.

WELL I FOR ONE, BELIEVE INFREEDOM OF SPEECH,

BUT THEN AGAIN, I THINKTHEY ARE RACISTS...

I BELIEVE THATTHEY ARE RACISTS,BUT I DO BELIEVE IN--

AW, TO HELL WITH ALL OF YOUINDECISIVE BASTARDS !

ON FRIDAY, SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARYWILL PRESENT A DEBATE

AND AFTER THE DEBATE,THERE WILL FINALLY BE A VOTE.

PRELIMINARY POLLS SHOW 3IN FAVOR OF CHANGING THE FLAG,

3 AGAINST CHANGING THE FLAGAND 4,382 UNDECIDED.

SO THE PRESSURE IS ONTHOSE SOUTH PARK KIDS !

WELL, THAT'S ENOUGH RALLYINGFOR THIS AFTERNOON, MEMBERS !

LET'S TAKEA HOT SHOWER.

HOT SHOWER !HOT SHOWER ! HOT SHOWER !

NED, NOBODY'S GONNAVOTE FOR OUR SIDE

IF IT'S THE SIDE THOSEKKK MEMBERS ARE ON !

COME ON, WE GOTTAPUT A STOP TO THEM !

I MEAN, THIS DEBATEIS GOING TO ACTUALLY AFFECTTHE OUTCOME OF THE VOTE !

UH-HUH.

OH MAN, WE'VE GOT TOCOME UP WITH REBUTTALSTO THE HISTORY ARGUMENT.

WHY DON'T WE JUST TALKABOUT THE SWASTIKA.HUH ?

I MEAN, GERMANY WAS UNITED UNDER THE SWASTIKA, RIGHT ?

BUT OBVIOUSLY, HISTORYWASN'T AS IMPORTANT

AS CHANGING THEIR VIEWSAFTER THE WAR AND STUFF,SO THEY CHANGED IT.

HEY, THAT'SA PRETTY GOOD POINT, CARTMAN.

YEAH !

NOT BAD AT ALL, I'M GONNAMAKE THAT OUR FIRST ARGUMENT !

COOL.

DOUBLESTUFF COOKIESARE MY FAVORITE !

REALLY ?MINE TOO !

WHAT I REALLYLIKE TO DO

IS I LIKE TO TAKE TOPSOFF OF TWO COOKIES,

AND THEN PUT THEM TOGETHERAND MAKE QUADRUPLE STUFFS !

HEY, THAT'S WHATI ALWAYS TO DO TOO !

NO WAY !YEAH !

JESUS, I NEVER THOUGHTI'D HAVE ANY THING IN COMMONWITH YOU, CARTMAN.

ME NEITHER !

HA-HA.HUH.

WELL, ANYWAY, LET'SGET BACK TO WORK.

WHOA.

WEIRD, UM, OKAY.

NOW LET'S SAY THATFIRST WE TALK ABOUTTHE HISTORY OF THE FLAG.

WE CAN SHOW THAT THE--

SORRY, GO AHEAD.

NO, YOU GO AHEAD.

THERE'S ANOTHERKLAN RALLY TONIGHT.

I HAVE TO BE THEREIN FIFTEEN MINUTES.

OH NO, MR. HAT,YOU ARE NOT DRAGGING METO ANOTHER KLAN MEETING.

BUT THEY'RE ELECTINGA NEW ASSISTANTTO THE GRAND DRAGON.

I MIGHT GET ELECTED !

WELL, GOOD FOR YOU,PUPPET PANTS !

I'LL HAVE NOTHINGTO DO WITH IT !

I'M GOING WHETHERYOU LIKE IT OR NOT !

OH YEAH ?

I'M NOT GOING MR. HATAND THAT'S FINAL.

LET'S JUST SEE YOU TRYAND GO WITHOUT ME !

MR. HAT !

WHITE POWER ! WHITE POWER !WHITE POWER !

ALRIGHT, NED, WE'VE GOTTO BE CAREFUL.

THESE ARE MEAN, EVIL MENWE ARE DEALING WITH.

OKAY.

DAMMIT, NED,DOESN'T THAT THING HAVEA VOLUME CONTROL ?

NO.

WHITE POWER !WHITE POWER !

GOOD EVENING,BROTHERS !

OUR FIRST ORDEROF BUSINESS TONIGHT

IS TO HAVEBROTHER ANDERSON UPDATE USON LAST WEEK'S MINUTES.

LAST WEEK WE DECIDED THATWE HATE BLACKS AND JEWS.

ALRIGHT, AND NOW,IT IS TIME FOR US ALLTO COME TOGETHER AND...

DO OUR CAKE RAFFLE !

OOH !CAKE RAFFLE !

THIS WEEK'S WINNER IS...

2-9-7-4.

I WON ! I WON !I WON THE CAKE !

GOOD JOB,BROTHER !

CARTMAN !

SAY IT WILL BELIKE THIS FOREVER.

OKAY, IT WILL BELIKE THIS FOREVER.

OH, CARTMAN.

AGH !

BRRRRRRRR !WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME ?

IT'S OKAY,GET A GRIP, GIRL.

WENDY !

WENDY !

AGH !

WENDY.

OH GOD, PLEASE DON'TLET THIS BE HAPPENING.

WELL, THIS HAS BEENAN INTERESTING WEEKIN SOUTH PARK.

WE'VE ALL DONE A LOTOF GROWING THIS WEEK.

EVERYONE WAS AFRAID TOTAKE A STAND ON THIS ISSUE.

BUT NOW WE HAVE LEARNEDONCE AGAIN

THAT BLACK, WHITE, YELLOW,BROWN OR WHATEVER,WE ARE ALL JUST PEOPLE.

AND SO, I AM VERY EXCITEDTO UNVEIL

OUR NEW SOUTH PARK FLAG !

WAIT, I DON'T GET IT.

NO, SEE, THERE'S PEOPLEOF ALL COLORS.

AND THEY ADDED A BLACK GUYAS ONE OF THE HANGERS TOO,SO IT'S NOT RACIST.

HOORAY !

I HAVE TO ADMIT IT,THAT IS A LOT NICER.

Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALME TOO !

I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW RIGHTBEBE WAS ABOUT FEELINGUNDER PRESSURE WITH SOMEBODY.

AS SOON AS IT WAS OVER,ALL MY FEELINGS FOR YOUJUST VANISHED !

OH, YEAH,YEAH TOTALLY.

I'M TOTALLY BACK TO NORMAL,SEE YA LATER !

YEAH, SEE YA LATER.

"HO", HUH-HUH.

HA-HA !

STAN !STAN WAIT UP !

( sigh )