HEY, WHERE DIDTHE SHIRT GO ?

I COVERED YOU WITH A SHIRT.WHERE DID IT GO ?!

AH !

I'M NOT GONNA LOOK.

IT'S NOT CLOSER...I'M JUST SEEING THINGS.

AGH !

AHHHHHGH!!!!

MOM !! MOM !!

STANLY,SETTLE DOWN !

HE'S GONNAKILL ME, MOM !

IS THEREA PROBLEM ?

NO PROBLEM.

DO YOU NOT LIKEYOUR GOLDFISH ?

NO !

I'M ABAD AUNT.

THERE, THERE, STANLYLOVES HIS GOLDFISH.

( spooky music )

( rubbing on glass )

( breathing on glass )

AAAHHHGH !!

STANLY, WHAT AREYOU DOING ?!

THE FISH !!!

I'M IN NOMOOD FOR THIS.

NOT WHEN AUNT FLOIS IN TOWN.

YOU WOKE YOURSISTER UP !

( slap )

GO TO SLEEP, STANLY !

( thunder continues )

AAAAAAAAGH !

MOMMMMMMM !

ALRIGHT, STANLY,I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF--

OH STANLY, WHAT HAVEYOU DONE, BABY ?

I WAS JUST SLEEPING ANDTHE NEXT THING I KNEW--

SHH... IT'SOKAY, HONEY.

I'VE GOT SUCH A GOOD BOY...MOMMY'S LITTLE ANGEL...

MOMMY'S GOING TOHIDE THE BODY.

NOBODY'S GOING TOTAKE MY BABY AWAY.

I'VE GOT SUCH A HANDSOME BOY...SUCH A GOOD BOY...

YOU'RE NOT GOING TOGET AWAY WITH THIS.

SHARON !

AGH ! WHAT AREYOU DOING UP ?

LOOK AT YOU WITHYOUR LITTLE SHOVEL !

JUST LIKE WHENYOU WERE TWELVE !

WHAT AREYOU DOING ?

SHHH... IT'SGOING TO BE OKAY.

MOM, IT WASTHE FISH !

HE SAYSI'M NEXT.

GET SOME SLEEP.

MOMMY'S TAKEN CAREOF EVERYTHING.

♪ HUSH LITTLE BABYDON'T SAY A WORD ♪

♪ MOMMA'S GONNA BUY YOUA MOCKING BIRD ♪

♪ IF THAT MOCKING BIRDDON'T SING ♪

♪ MOMMA'S GONNA BURY ITIN THE BACKYARD ♪♪

( rooster crows )

MOMMM !!

WHAT ISIT HONEY ?

MY BABY'SKILLED AGAIN !

NO, MOM !

WHAT ARE WEGONNA DO, BABY ?

I'VE GOT SUCH A HANDSOME BOY,SUCH A GOOD BOY.

WHY ARE YOU SHAKING LIKE THAT ?

DUDE, SHE'S GOTPARKINSON'S DISEASE.

CHECK IT OUT,YOU GUYS.

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVETO PUT A QUARTER IN HER.

OOH, THIS ISHELLA-COOL.

WHERE DID YOUGET THIS FISH ?

FROM THEPET STORE.

DO YOU REMEMBERWHAT PET STORE ?

THE "THE INDIAN BURIAL GROUNDPET STORE", OUTSIDE OF TOWN.

WHERE !?

I HAVE THE ADDRESSWRITTEN SOMEWHERE...

WE GOT TO TAKE THE SPOOKYFISHBACK TO THAT STORE.

WHO'S "WE" ? YOU GOT A TURD IN YOUR POCKET ?

I'M GOING HOME, I'M HELLA-HUNGRY.

I'LL HELP YOU.

SHUT YOUR MOUTH,FAT ASS.

DUDE, ARE YOU SURE THISFISH IS A MURDERER ?

JUST HELP METAKE IT BACK.

AUNT FLO !!

OH, STANLY, NO !

IT WASTHE FISH !

OH, WHAT A GOOD BABY.WHAT A GOOD SON I HAVE.

WE'LL NEVER KNOWWHERE THAT STORE IS !

THERE CAN'T BE MANYPET STORES HERE.

AUNT FLO ISN'TFROM SOUTH PARK.

IT COULD BE ANYWHERE BETWEEN HERE AND DENVER.

CARTMAN, CALL ALL THE PETSTORES IN THE PHONE BOOK.

CAN DO !SCREW YOU !

IT'S ALL TAKENCARE OF STANLY...

I'VE GOT SUCHA GOOD BOY.

WE'RE RUNNINGOUT OF TIME !

WHY IS THE BASEMENTDOOR LOCKED ?

♪ JIMMY CRACKED CORNAND I DON'T CARE ♪

♪ JIMMY CRACKEDCORN AND I DON'T CARE ♪

♪ MY MASTER'SGONE AWAY ♪♪

♪ JIMMY CRACKED CORNAND I DON'T CARE ♪

RRRRRROARRRR !

WOnder why Cartman WASN'T INSCHOOL TODAY.

HE PROBABLY DITCHED TOAVOID THAT SPELLING TEST.

HEY, GUYS.

NICE COSTUME.WHO ARE YOU, LUKE PERRY ?

HOW COME YOUWEREN'T AT SCHOOL ?

DID YOU EATTOO MANY PORK RINDS ?

YOU GUYS...YOU'RE SO FUNNY.

NO MATTER HOW I'M FEELING,YOU LIGHTEN ME UP.

WHAT ?

THE FOLLOWING PROGRAMIS BROUGHT TO YOU IN SPOOKYVISIONMY MOTHER WASN'T FEELING WELL.

SHE HAS THE FLU,

AND I TOOK CARE OF THE HOUSESO SHE COULD STAY IN BED.

I JUST WANTED TO SEE IFWE WERE ASSIGNED ANY HOMEWORK.

WHAT THE HELL AREYOU TALKING ABOUT ?!

STOP SCREWING AROUND.

WE'RE GONNA MEET ATTHE STORE TO BUY PUMPKINS.

THEN WE CAN ENTERTHE CARVING CONTEST !

I'LL RUN HOME ANDGET MONEY FROM MOTHER.

DO YOU GUYSNEED SOME TOO ?

THIS IS CREEPY.

HELLO STANLY,REMEMBER ME ?!

HI AUNT FLO.

AUNT FLO ONLY VISITSONCE A MONTH. BE NICE.

I BROUGHT YOUAND SHELLEY PRESENTS !

I LOVEAUNT FLO !

OKAY, SHELLEYTHIS ONE'S FOR YOU...

IT'S A TELEVISION /CD PLAYER/SURROUND SOUND HOME THEATER !

WHAT DO YOU SAY ?

THANK YOUAUNT FLO.

OKAY, STANLY,YOUR TURN.

YOUR VERYOWN FISH !

WHAT DO YOUSAY, STANLY ?

I DON'T KNOW.

I THINK HELIKES YOU !

SHELLEY, LETS HOOK UPYOUR HOME THEATER !

HOW DO YOULIKE YOUR FISH ?

I DON'T LIKE IT.IT'S SPOOKY.

WHAT'S SPOOKYABOUT A GOLDFISH ?

PUT HIMIN YOUR ROOM.

DO I HAVE TO ?

YES !

DAMMIT !

LANGUAGE !

WHERE HAVEYOU BEEN ?

MY MOM'S HAVINGHER MONTHLY VISITOR.

AUNT FLO ?

EVERY TIME SHE SHOWS UPMY MOM TURNS INTO A BITCH.

WHERE'S CARTMAN ?

HE WAS GONNA BRINGMONEY FOR US.

I WONDER WHY HE'SBEING SO NICE.

DID YOU BRING US MONEYFROM YOUR MOM ?

YOU GUYS CAN KISSMY BLACK ASS !

YOU SAID YOU COULDGET US MONEY !

YOU GUYS AREHELLA-STUPID !

I WOULDN'T GIVE MONEYTO YOU ASSHOLES !

AT LEAST HE'SBACK TO NORMAL.

BUT WE CAN'TGET A PUMPKIN.

KENNY SAIDHE'D GET ONE.

HOW'S KENNY GONNA GET ONE ?HE'S HELLA-POOR.

WHY DO YOU KEEPSAYING HELLA ?!

'CAUSE I'MHELLA-COOL.

THAT'S NOT COOL !

YOU'RE JUSTHELLA-JEALOUS.

CAN YOU LEAVETHE LIGHT ON ?

AUNT FLO WILL COMPLAINABOUT WASTING ELECTRICITY.

I WISH AUNT FLOWDIDN'T HAVE TO VISIT.

SHE ONLY VISITS YOUR MOMFOR FIVE DAYS OR SO.

I'LL BE SLEEPINGON THE COUCH.

WHERE'D HE GO ?

( sighs )

( thunder )

( knocking )

WHO THE HELLCOULD THAT BE ?

THIS IS A HECK OFA STORM OUT NOW.

THOUGHT YOU COULDUSE SOME PROVISIONS.

THERE'S SOME CANDLESAND FOOD IN THERE.

IT SHOULD GET YOUTHROUGH THE NIGHT.

TAKE CARE, I'VE GOTOTHER HOUSES TO GET TO.

WASN'T THAT YOUR FAT, RACIST,FOUL-MOUTHED FRIEND CARTMAN ?

UH-HUH.

UH-HUH !

WHERE IS IT ?

WHAT THE HELLIS THAT ?

MMPH, RMPH, RMPH !

IT'S ALL YOUCOULD AFFORD ?

WHO EVER HEARD OF A SQUASH-O-LANTERN ?

THAT'S HELLA-STUPID !

STOP SAYINGHELLA !

HOW ARE WE GONNA WINWITH A SQUASH ?

YOU DON'TLOOK SO GOOD.

I HAVEN'T BEENSLEEPING SO WELL.

GOD I HATE YOU KENNY.

I NEED ANOTHER KNIFE,THIS ONE'S HELLA-DULL.

SHUT UP !

YOU KNOW HOW SOMEPEOPLE ARE MURDERERS ?

DO YOU THINK ANIMALSCAN BE MURDERERS TOO ?

I DON'T KNOW.

HE'S GOT THATSTUPID BEARD ON.

CUT WITH THE BLADEFACING AWAY FROM YOU.

THERE YOU GO...

ISN'T THIS FUNYOU GUYS,

CARVING PUMPKINSFOR HALLOWEEN ?

♪ YOU GUYS AREMY BEST FRIENDS ♪

♪ THROUGH THICKAND THIN ♪

♪ WE'VE ALWAYSBEEN TOGETHER ♪

♪ WE'RE FOUROF A KIND ♪

♪ HAVING FUNALL DAY ♪

♪ PALLIN' AROUNDAND LAUGHIN AWAY ♪

♪ JUST BESTFRIENDS ♪

♪ BEST FRIENDSARE WE ♪♪

I LOVEYOU GUYS !

YOU SEEMTIRED.

I HAVEN'TBEEN SLEEPING WELL.

MY GOLDFISH KILLEDANOTHER PERSON.

THAT SUCKS.

IT'S HELLA-COLD.

CARTMAN !?

WHO'D YOU EXPECT,MAURY POVICH ?

WHAT AREYOU DOING ?

WHAT DOYOU MEAN ?

I'M JUSTSTANDING HERE.

YOU CAN'T BE !

WHY THEHELL NOT ?

BECAUSE YOU'REOVER THERE !

SON OFA BITCH !

YOU DON'T SEETHIS EVERY DAY !

I CAN'TBELIEVE IT.

IT'S LIKE LOOKINGIN A MIRROR.

THIS ISHELLA-WEIRD !

OH...OFFICER BARBRADY,WHAT A SURPRISE.

WHAT CAN I DOFOR YOU ?

THERE'S A REPORT OFA FEW MISSING PEOPLE.

IS THAT SO ?

I WAS WONDERING IFYOU'D SEEN ANY OF THEM.

I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYOF THOSE MEN.

I DIDN'TTHINK SO.

MIND IF I LOOK AROUNDTHE BACKYARD, THOUGH ?

WHY WOULD YOUWANT TO DO THAT ?

I'M CHECKINGEVERYONE'S BACKYARDS.

MISSING PEOPLE USUALLYTURN UP IN SOMEONE'S BUSHES.

MAY I ?

THIS ALLLOOKS IN ORDER--( ding )

TENNIS, ANYONE ?

( scream )

NOBODY'S GOING TO TAKE MY BABY AWAY !

OKAY, MS. MARSH

I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS.

READY FOR A HALLOWEEN LUNCH ?

TODAY I'VE GOTSPOOOOKY SPAGHETTI !

THE FOLLOWING PROGRAMIS BROUGHT TO YOU IN SPOOKYVISIONUH, CHEF...

HAUNTED HASH BROWNS...

AND A CREEPY COOKIE AND MONNSTROUS MILK...

AND A TERRIFYINGNAPKIN...

CHEF !

WE HAVE PROBLEMS !

WELL, WHAT ?

I HAVE A GOLDFISHTHAT KILLS PEOPLE.

DON'T WORRY, I'M SUREIT WILL WORK OUT.

WHAT'S THEOTHER PROBLEM ?

OH NO...

OH DEAR GOD ! NO !

I SHOWED UP ATTHE BUS STOP,

AND THIS SON OF A BITCHIS STANDING THERE !

I'VE CAUSEDSO MUCH TROUBLE.

THIS IS ALL VERYSTRANGE TO ME TOO.

WHAT DOYOU REMEMBER ?

I WAS JUSTSTANDING AROUND

AND STAN AND KYLE WEREBEING MEAN AS USUAL,

AND KENNY HAD JUSTBOUGHT A NEW CAR.

OF COURSE !THAT'S IT !

DON'T YOU SEE ?

THIS CARTMAN IS FROM ANEVIL PARALLEL UNIVERSE,

WHERE EVERYTHING EXISTSAS OPPOSITE !

HE'S MYEVIL TWIN ?

HE DOESN'T EVENLOOK LIKE ME.

HE'S ALL FAT.HE'S HELLA-LYING !

STOP SAYING THAT !

MY FISH MUST BE FROM THEEVIL OPPOSITE UNIVERSE !

SOMETHING HAS CREATED A DOOR TO THE EVIL PARALLEL UNIVERSE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW NICE YOU ARE, CHEF.

HOW DO YOU, MEAN ?

IN MY WORLD, YOU'RE A SKINNYWHITE INSURANCE SALESMAN.

I'M TRYINGTO WATCH TV.

THE "TERRANCE AND PHILLIPHALLOWEEN SPECIAL" !

( fart )

THAT FART WAS ABSOLUTELYGHOULISH, TERRANCE !

THAT'S HELLA-FUNNY !

WHAT'S SO FUNNYABOUT THAT ?

NO, KITTY !THIS IS MY POT PIE !

NO KITTY,THAT'S A BAD KITTY !

WHO'S MY KITTY ?

WHO'S MYMISTER KITTY ?

YES, THAT'S A GUY !THAT'S MY MISTER KITTY !

NO KITTY,BAD KITTY !

YOU SUCK, DUDE.

SHE IS WONDERINGIF YOU'VE SEEN KENNY.

YOU SAW HIMDIDN'T YOU ?

MY GOLDFISH--

STAN GOT A NEW FISHHE WANTED TO SHOW TO KENNY,

BUT KENNY NEVERCAME OVER.

MY KENNY USED TO LAUGH AND PLAY.

HE WAS 8 YEARS OLD,MY KENNY WAS.

I KNOW.

YOU GOTTA TELL ME, WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM.

YOU HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING !

I'M GOING TO HAVETO ASK YOU TO LEAVE.

YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING.

I'M A LITTLE DRUNK

YOU'D BEDRUNK TOO.

MY KENNY USED TO SING AND DANCE...

I FOUND THEPET STORE !

LET'S GO !

I KNOW YOU THINKI DID ALL THIS,

BUT I'LL PROVE IT WASTHIS ( BEEP )-ING FISH.

I BELIEVE YOU, SWEETHEART.

RUN FROM HIM, BOYS.RUN AND DON'T STOP.

CAN I HELPYOU BOYS ?

I WANT TORETURN A FISH.

DAMMIT !

THAT'S THE 9th RETURNI'VE HAD THIS WEEK.

WHAT'S WRONGWITH IT ?

IT KILLED A BUNCH OF PEOPLE, RIGHT ?

YEAH DUDE.

DAMMIT, LIKE ALLTHE OTHER RETURNS...

( animal sounds )

WHY IS THIS CALLED THE "INDIAN BURIAL GROUND"PETSTORE ?

THERE WAS AN INDIAN BURIALGROUND HERE BEFORE I BOUGHT IT.

YOU BUILT YOUR STOREON TOP OF IT ?

OH, HELL NO...

FIRST, I DUG UPALL THE BODIES,

PISSED ON 'EM, THEN BURIEDTHEM AGAIN UPSIDE-DOWN.

WHY ?!

WHY ? I DONT KNOW...I WAS DRUNK.

YOU OPENED UP A DOORWAY TOAN EVIL PARALLEL UNIVERSE.

THAT WOULDEXPLAIN A LOT.

LIKE WHAT ?

LIKE THIS...

I'D BEEN WONDERINGWHAT THE HELL THIS WAS.

HELLO, MR. MARSH.TOP OF THE EVENING TO YOU.

OKAY,BYE, THEN.

SHARON ?

YES, HON ?

THERE'S A POLICEMAN BEING HELDPRISONER IN OUR BASEMENT.

I HAD TO RESTRAIN HIM SOHE WOULDN'T FIND THE BODIES.

WHY'D YOU TAKEHIS PANTS OFF ?

SH...SHARON, WHY'D YOUTAKE HIS PANTS OFF ?

RANDY, I JUST DON'T KNOWWHAT TO DO ANYMORE.

WHAT IS IT ?

I CAN'T BELIEVETHAT AUNT FLO IS GONE.

THAT SHE WON'T BE VISITING ME EVER AGAIN.

DON'T THINK OF IT AS AN END,THINK OF IT AS A NEW BEGINNING.

NOW, COULD YOU FILL MEIN ON THE DEAD BODIES

AND CAPTIVE POLICEMANSTUFF REAL QUICK ?

I CAN'T GIVE YOUYOUR MONEY BACK.

I JUST WANT THIS FISHAWAY FROM ME !

NO, I WON'TTAKE IT BACK !

YOU CAN'T SELL PEOPLEPETS LIKE THIS.

YOU NEED A SIGN SAYING"WARNING: THESE FISH ARE FROMAN EVIL PARALLEL UNIVERSE"

BY GOLLY, YOU'RE GONNA TAKE THIS FISH BACK !

ALL RIGHT, YOU WIN.

WOW, THANKSEVIL CARTMAN !

AND SIR, CAN IMAKE A SUGGESTION ?

MOVE YOUR STORE,

AND LET THESE GREAT PEOPLEOF THE WAMPANOAG REST IN PEACE.

YOU KICK ASS,EVIL CARTMAN !

YOU DON'T SAY "HELLA"LIKE OUR CARTMAN DOES.

IF HE SAYS THAT ONE MORE TIME,I'M GONNA KILL HIM !

NOW KYLE, MURDERIS NEVER AN ANSWER.

WHAT THE...

CARTMAN WASJUST HERE.

WHO ARE YOU ?

WE'RE LOOKINGFOR CARTMAN.

WHERE IS HE ?

I DON'T KNOWWHO YOU MEAN.

MAYBE THIS WILLJOG YOUR MEMORY !

NO ! STOP !

I'M SURE GLADTHAT'S OVER WITH.

WE STILL HAVE TIME TO ENTERTHE PUMPKIN CARVING CONTEST.

I ALMOST FORGOT !

TOGETHER, WE CAN MAKETHE BEST PUMPKIN EVER.

I LIKE YOU A LOTBETTER THAN OUR CARTMAN.

AND YOU DON'TSAY 'HELLA'.

I CERTAINLY LIKEYOU A LOT MORE

THAN IN MY EVILPARALLEL UNIVERSE.

SO, WHERE ARE WE GONNAFIND A PUMPKIN TO CARVE ?

LET'S USEKENNY'S SQUASH.

I NEVER THOUGHT IT WAS SUCHA BAD LITTLE SQUASH.

IT JUST NEEDS SOMETENDER LOVING CARE.

AAAAHH !

THIS MOVIEIS HELLA-SCARY !

THERE YOU ARE,CARTMAN !

NICE COSTUMES,SPEND ABOUT $1.50 ON THOSE ?

WE'RE HERE TOTAKE YOU BACK !

WHY DON'T YOU TWO GO( BEEP ) YOURSELVES.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU ?

LET'S SEE...

I HATE YOU GUYS...YOU'RE HELLA-STUPID...

WE'RE TAKING YOU BACKTO OUR UNIVERSE !

DON'T TOUCH ME !

WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON ?CARTMAN NEVER HITS US !

THIS GENJAFICATION GUN WILL SENDYOU BACK TO OUR UNIVERSE.

YOU GUYS ARE FROM THEEVIL PARALLEL UNIVERSE !?

YES.

IT'S ABOUT FRIGGIN TIMEYOU GUYS SHOWED UP.

YOU DON'T WANT ME,C'MON.

AND THE WINNER IS...

SQUASH-O-LANTERN BY STAN MARSH,KYLE BRAUSLOVWSKI,

AND THE EVIL ERIC CARTMANFROM A PARALLEL UNIVERSE !

WE WON !

YOU WIN THE HALLOWEENCHOCOLATE BALL !

OH NO !

THEY'VE COME TOTAKE ME BACK TO MY WORLD !

DON'T WORRY,YOU'RE STAYING WITH US.

ZAP HIS ASSBACK TO YOURHELLA-UNIVERSE.

STOP SAYING "HELLA" !

THOUGHT YOUCOULD GET AWAY ?

LEAVE HIMALONE !

SHUT YOUR TRAP.

TAKE OUR CARTMAN;HE'S MORE LIKE YOU.

YOU SELL-OUT !

PREPARE FORGENJAFICATION.

WELL, GOODBYE, YOU GUYS.IT'S BEEN FUN...

( people screaming )

OH, WHAT NOW ?

IT'S THEEVIL PETS !

THE GENGRATICATION GUN !

GET TO THE STAGE !

IT REALLY WAS STAN'S FISHTHAT KILLED THOSE PEOPLE.

GIVE METHAT GUN !

UP YOURS,EVIL TWIN !

NOOOOO !!

AAAAAAGGHH !!

NOW JUST SENDTHIS BOZO THROUGH,

AND THE WHOLE MESSWILL BE OVER.

WE LIKE EVILCARTMAN BETTER.

WHAT ?!?

WE CAN'T DEALWITH YOU ANYMORE,

YOU'RE GOING TOTHE OTHER UNIVERSE !

WHICH ONE ISTHE GOOD CARTMAN ?

I AM.I AM.

STOP WASTINGTIME !

WE HAVE TO SEND ONE OF YOU BACK TO THE EVIL UNIVERSE !

WHICH ONE IS THE CARTMANWE CAN'T STAND ?

HE IS.HE IS.

YOU'LL HAVE TODESTROY US BOTH.

WHAT ??

IT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN BE SURE.

WE BOTH HAVE TO GO, FOR THE GOOD OF THE WORLD.

NOOO !!SCREW YOU GUYS !

HOW DID YOUGUYS KNOW ?

OUR CARTMANWOULD NEVER SAY THAT.

YOU GUYSARE HELLA-STUPID !

I KNEW YOU'DFALL FOR THAT !

OH NO !

YOU TRICKED US !

♪ YOU GUYS AREHELLA-STUPID ♪

♪ YOU GUYSARE HELLA-LAME ♪

♪ YOU GUYSARE HELLA-DUMB ♪

♪ HELLA, HELLA, HELLA

DAMMIT !

I'M SORRY MY WIFEHELD YOU CAPTIVE.

SHE'S UPSET 'CAUSEHER AUNT FLO

ISN'T GONNA VISITHER ANYMORE.

I UNDERSTAND.

I REMEMBER WHEN MY WIFESTOPPED GETTING HER VISITOR.

UH, DO YOU WANTYOUR PANTS BACK ?

NO, JUST LEAVE MEWITH MY DIGNITY.

OKAY, PEOPLE, MOVE ALONG.NOTHING TO SEE HERE.