TONIGHT ON"AMERICA'S MOST WANTED",

A SHOOTER IS ONTHE LOOSE ON COLORADO,

AND THE RESIDENTSARE UP IN ARMS !

HERE'S YOUR HOSTJOHN WALSH.

GOOD EVENING AND WELCOMETO "AMERICA'S MOST WANTED".

TONIGHT, TERROR INVADEDTHE SMALL MOUNTAIN COMMUNITY

OF SOUTH PARK, COLORADO.

WHEN DR. ALFONSE MOFESTOWAS GUNNED DOWN

IN HIS LABORATORY,

"AMERICA'S MOST WANTED"HAS RECONSTRUCTED THIS CRIME

IN HOPES THAT YOUR CALLSCAN HELP SOLVE THE CASE.

I'VE BEEN SHOT.

MY GOD MR. HAT,GET SOME HELP !

RIGHT AWAY,MR. GARRISON !

NO, NO, MY LIFETIMEPARTNER AND FRIEND,

GONE, TAKEN AWAYIN THE WINK OF AN EYE...

WHAT THE...

ERIC ROBERTS IS IMPROV-ING LINES AGAIN.

I'M GONNA GETTHE MAN TO A HOSPITAL.

WHO WILL HELP ME ?

THIS IS NOT A WORLDI WANT TO LIVE IN...

WHAT THE HELLIS THIS ?

WE'VE LOSTTHE FEED TO L.A.

UH, WE SEEM TO HAVELOST OUR LINK UP

TO THE SOUTH PARK CREW.

SO I GUESS WE'LL BE GOINGTO OUR FEATURE MOVIE.

"WHO FRAMEDROGER RABBIT ?"

( narrator )WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT ?

WAS IT JIMBO,MR. GARRISON, CHEF ?

SOMEBODY GO SEE WHYWE LOST THE HOOK UP.

HOLY SMOKES,THAT BLIZZARDIS GETTING CRAZY.

( screams )

( nurse )DON'T PANIC EVERYBODY,

THE POWER LINES ARE DOWN

BUT THE BACK-UP GENERATORIS RUNNING JUST FINE.

GOD, I HATEMOUNTAINS.

THIS BETTER NOT PUSH BACKOUR SHOOTING SCHEDULE.

OKAY PEOPLE, LET'SREHEARSE THE REENACTMENT

FROM THE TOPBEFORE WE SHOOT IT.

WHO'S THAT ?

THAT'S TVs ERIC ROBERTS.

WE WERE ABLE TO GETHIM TO PLAY THE PART

OF THE LITTLEMONKEY GUY.

TALK ABOUTWASHED UP, HUH ?

GREAT TO HAVEYOU, ERIC.

HERE WE GOAND ACTION !

I WANT TO ANNOUNCEWHO THE FATHER IS.

BANG.

I'VE BEEN SHOT.

NOBODY MOVE,I'M A LAW OFFICER.

I THINK HE'S GONEINTO CARDIAC ARREST.

YOU SEEM SOMEWHATUNNERVED BY THIS CHEF.

ARE YOU ACCUSINGME BARBRADY ?

BECAUSEIF YOU ARE, ACCUSE,

DON'T HIDE BEHINDYOUR CLEVER RIDDLES !

OUR DIFFERENCES MUST BE SETASIDE FOR NOW, MR. CHEF.

I'M SIMPLY A MAN,

A MAN TRYINGTO DO MY JOB.

WOW, THIS ISA GOOD MOVIE.

( Cartman singing )

DUDE, WHEN CAN WEGET OUT OF HERE ?

DOCTOR,I CAN'T FOCUS.

WE'RE DOING THE BESTWE CAN, MA'AM.

THEY'VE CLOSEDTHE PASS

SO NONE OF THE OTHER DOCTORSCAN GET THROUGH.

FOR NOW, IT'S JUSTME AND NURSE GOODLY.

WAIT A SECOND,THEY'VE CLOSED THE PASS ?

YES, I'M AFRAID WE'RECRITICALLY UNDERSTAFFED.

UNLESS WEGET HELP SOON,

ALL THESE PEOPLE IN HEREARE COMPLETELY !@#$%

( deep gasps )

METAPHORICALLYSPEAKING, THAT IS.

WHAT ABOUTMOFESTO ?

ARE YOU TAKINGCARE OF HIM ?

HE'S ON FULL LIFE-SUPPORTAND BREATHING FINE.

HE SHOULDN'TNEED ANY HELP.

SO LONG AS THE POWERDOESN'T GO OUT.

MY GOD, WHAT AHARROWING TALE

OF HUMAN DRAMATHIS IS !

ALL OF US DOING WHATWE MUST TO SURVIVE.

IT IS AMAZING WHAT PEOPLECAN DO UNDER STRESS.

JUST LOOK ATTHE PYRAMIDS.

NOBODY KNOWS HOWTHEY BUILT THOSE,

OR WHO.

( narrator )WHO BUILT THE PYRAMIDS ?

WAS ITTHE BABYLONIANS ?

OFFICER BARBRADY ?

SAMARITANS ?

( mumbling )

ROGER TEAM "B".

HE'S REACHEDTHE BACK-UPGENERATOR.

TEAM "B", CAN YOU SEETHE TWO COPPER NODES ?

GOOD.

NOW IS THERE AWIRE CONNECTING THEM ?

( mumbling )

DAMN, THE WIRE CONNECTINGTHE NODES IS GONE.

WE NEED TO COMPLETETHE CIRCUIT BETWEEN THEM

OR WE'RE SCREWED.

DO YOU HAVEANY WIRE HERE ?

THERE'S NO TIME.

ONCE THESE LIGHTSFLICKER OUT

ALL THESE PATIENTS ONLIFE SUPPORT ARE GONNA DIE.

( mumbling )

NO KENNY,YOU CAN'T.

THERE MUST BESOME OTHER WAY.

HE'S GONNA MAKETHE CONNECTION

HIMSELF WITHHIS HANDS.

NO, HE'LL DIE.

GO KENNY !

KENNY, NO !

OH MY GOD,THEY'VE KILLED KENNY.

YOU BASTARDS !

THE POWER !

QUICKLY, GETTHE SCANNERRUNNING AGAIN.

WE'VE GOTA CHANCE NOW.

WELL OKAYMRS. CARTMAN,

I'LL LEGALIZE 40THTRIMESTER ABORTIONS FOR YOU.

OH, THANK YOU,THANK YOU.

WE'LL HAVE THE PREGNANCYTERMINATED IMMEDIATELY.

TERMINATED ?

YES, THAT'S WHATAN ABORTION IS.

NO, I DIDN'TMEAN THAT.

I MEANT THE OTHERTHING YOU CAN DO.

WHAT'S THATOTHER "A" WORD ?

ADOPTION ?

YES, THAT'SWHAT I MEAN,

ADOPTION.

WELL, THAT'SPRETTY DIFFERENT.

I SHOULD JUSTTELL MY SON THE TRUTH

ABOUT EVERYTHING MYSELF.

GOOD DAYMR. PRESIDENT.

COMING.

LADY, IS MOFESTO GONNA BE OKAY ?

YES, FOR NOW,

BUT I'M AFRAIDTHE GENERATOR WON'TRUN FOR LONG.

THE BATTERIES RUN OUTIN HALF AN HOUR.

TIME IS VERY SHORT.

NURSE, PLEASE,I NEED ANOTHER PAIROF HANDS IN HERE.

SORRY.

DON'T YOU SEEGOVERNOR,

I SHOULD HAVE A RIGHTTO HAVE AN ABORTION

IF I WANT ONE.

WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

I MIGHT NEED SOMEMORE CONVINCING.

I MEAN, WHATRIGHT DO I HAVE

BRINGINGANOTHER CHILD

INTO THISOVER-POPULATEDWORLD ?

THEN AGAIN I SHOULDHAVE THOUGHT OF THAT

BEFOREHAVING SEX.

OH, I JUSTDON'T KNOW.

PLEASE MR. CHEF.

I HAVE OVER 100 PEOPLETO TEND TO HERE.

AND ONLY MYSELFAND NURSE GOODLY.

WHAT DO YOU WANTME TO DO ?

DO YOU KNOW ANYTHINGABOUT SURGERY ?

I USED TOWATCH "QUINCY".

WHAT, WHY THE HELLDIDN'T YOU SAY SO ?

PUT ON SOME SCRUBS !

BOYS, I'M MAKING YOUALL HONORARY DOCTORS.

YOU CAN HELP US SAVETHESE PEOPLE'S LIVES.

NO WAY DUDE !

WELL, WE'RE NOT GOINGANYWHERE FOR A LONG TIME.

WE'RESNOWED IN ?

YES, WE'RE TRAPPED.

LIKE SAILORSON A SUBMARINE.

MY GOD, THIS IS THE WORSESTORM I'VE EVER SEEN.

I HAVE TO GETOUT OF HERE.

I HAVEN'T EATENSINCE BREAKFAST.

YEAH, I'M GETTINGHUNGRY TOO.

I HOPE YOUALL REALIZE

WHAT WE MIGHTBE FACING HERE.

OUR ONLY OPTION MIGHT BETO EAT EACH OTHER

TO STAY ALIVE.

IT'S ONLY BEENLIKE FOUR HOURS.

AREN'T YOU RESORTINGTO CANNIBALISM

A LITTLE QUICKLY ?

THAT'STHE LAW OF LAND.

IT AIN'T PRETTY BUT IFA FEW OF US MUST DIE

BUT HOW DOWE DECIDE WHO ?

WE DRAW STRAWS.

WAIT A MINUTE,WE ALL HAD ABIG BREAKFAST.

CAN'T YOU PEOPLE GO WITHOUTEATING FOR A LITTLE WHILE ?!

CALM DOWN,SOLDIER !

WE NEED EVERY PERSONHERE TO KEEP HIS HEAD.

BARBRADY,FETCH SOME STRAWS.

WELL WHO THE HELLMADE YOU THE BOSS ANYWAY ?

( narrator )WHO THE HELLMADE JIMBO BOSS ?

WAS IT BARBRADY,CHEF, MR...

THIS MAN'SAPPENDIX HAS BURST !

I HAVE NO CHOICEBUT TO OPERATE NOW

WITH OURLIMITED POWER.

I NEED YOU ALLTO BE STRONG FOR ME.

NURSE GOODLY WILLTAKE CARE OF THE ANESTHESIA.

CHEF, YOU ACTAS HER ARMS.

BOYS, YOU HAVE TO HELPWITH SUCTION AND BANDAGES.

READY ?

NO.

I'LL MAKE AN INCISIONOVER THE HEART.

OH, BOY.

YOU BARFEDINTO THE INCISION.

SWEET !

SUCTION !

HEY, THEY'RE SCREWINGWITH THE LIGHTS.

( narrator )WHO IS SCREWINGWITH THE LIGHTS ?

IS IT BARBRADY,OR JIMBO,

OR THE 1991DENVER BRONCOS ?

THAT IS REALLY STARTINGTO PISS ME OFF.

ALRIGHT, SO FAR,

EVERYBODY HASA LONG PIECE OF STRAW.

WE'LL KEEP DRAWING.

WHEW !

WHEW !

WAIT A MINUTE.

WHERE THE HELLIS THE SHORT ONE ?

THE SHORT WHAT ?

DAMMIT, BARBRADY !

WHEN YOUDRAW STRAWS

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TOHAVE ONE OF THEM SHORT !

THAT'S HOWYOU DECIDE WHO LOSES.

THAT'S NOTHOW I PLAYED IT.

HURRY THIS UP, MYSTOMACH IS GROWLING.

OF A BACK-UP GENERATOR.

APPARENTLY THEY BUILTSELF SUSTAINING GENERATOR

FOR JUST THIS KINDOF EMERGENCY.

BUT IT'S OUT ANDAWAY FROM THE HOSPITAL.

SO HOW DOWE GET TO IT ?

WE MUST SPLIT UPINTO TWO TEAMS.

TEAM "A" AND TEAM "B".

TEAM "A" WILL CONSISTOF MYSELF, STAN, KYLE,

ERIC, CHEFAND NURSE GOODLY.

TEAM "B" WILLCONSIST OF KENNY.

NOW LISTENCLOSELY TEAM "B".

YOUR GOAL WILL BE TO TURN ONTHE BACK-UP GENERATOR.

TO DO THIS YOU MUSTBRAVE THE STORM OUTSIDE

AND GET INTOTHIS SEWAGE DUCT.

MEANWHILE, TEAM "A" WILLGO TO THE HOLDING AREA HERE

WHERE THIS IS A TELEVISIONAND SOME COCOA.

WE WILL DRINK THE COCOA ANDWATCH FAMILY PROGRAMMING

UNTIL TEAM "B" MAKES ITTHROUGH THE SEWAGE DUCT.

BY THAT TIME,TEAM "B",

REMEMBER,THAT'S YOU KENNY,

SHOULD REACH THE OUTERCORE OF THE GENERATOR.

IT WILL BE A COLD ANDDANGEROUS CLIMB TO THE TOP.

AND THERE COULD VELOCIRAPTORS HERE.

ONCE YOUREACH THE TOP

YOU SHOULD BE ABLETO GET A CLEAR VIEW

THROUGHTHIS WINDOW OF US,

DRINKING COCOA ANDWATCHING TELEVISION.

THEN YOU CAN PROCEEDDOWN INTO THE GENERATOR

AND POWER IT ON.

ARE THERE ANYQUESTIONS ?

NO, THAT SOUNDSPRETTY SWEET TO ME.

COME ON CHILDREN,WE GOTTA FIND A DOCTOR.

I CAN'TDO IT DUDE.

COME ON STAN,

HOSPITALS AREN'TALL THAT BAD.

YEAH, STOPBEING A WUSS.

DOCTOR !

ONE MINUTE,PLEASE.

NURSE, I NEED 20 CCsOF SODIUM PENTATHOL, STAT !

WHOA DUDE, SHE DOESN'THAVE ANY ARMS.

WE'RE AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITYEMPLOYER HERE, SON.

DOCTOR, WE'VE GOTA SHOT CRACKER OUTSIDE.

I'LL BE RIGHTWITH YOU

AFTER I INJECT THIS MANWITH A LONG NEEDLE.

OH MAN, I'MGONNA BE SICK.

THERE, THERE,YOUNG MAN,

MEDICAL SCIENCE ISNOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.

I THINK YOU'REHITTING THE BONE.

YES, I CAN HEARTHE NEEDLE SCRAPING

AGAINST THE BONE INSIDE.

OOPS, HE'SHEMORRHAGING.

OOPS, HIS HEADFELL OFF.

I'M GETTINGOUT OF HERE.

STAN !

SOME PEOPLE JUSTHAVE A WEAK STOMACH.

AND THE FATHER OFERIC CARTMAN IS...

BANG, OH !

I'VE BEEN SHOT.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH,WE'LL GET BACK TO YOU.

I THINK I'VE SEENENOUGH GENETIC ENGINEERS.

LET'S MOVE ONTO THE AUDITIONS

FOR THE PARTOF MR. GARRISON.

CALL THEMR. GARRISONAUDITIONS.

I SURE HOPE I'M NOTERIC CARTMAN'S FATHER, MR. HAT.

YOU CAN SAY THATAGAIN, MR. GARRISON.

ALRIGHT, NOT BAD.

LET'S KEEP THEMON THE TOP PILE, NEXT !

I SURE HOPE I'M NOTERIC CARTMAN'S FATHER, MR. HAT.

YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN,MR. GARRISON.

THANK YOU, NEXT !

WHAT ?

NEXT !

I SURE HOPE I'M NOT ERICCARTMAN'S FATHER, MR. HAT.

YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN,MR. GARRISON.

PERFECT, YOU GOT IT.

LET'S MOVE ONTO THE CHEFS.

THAT'S WHYI THINK

ABORTION LAWSSHOULD BE CHANGED.

WELL, ALLI KNOW IS THAT

THIRD TRIMESTERABORTIONS ARE ILLEGAL.

I DON'T REALLY KNOWANYTHING ABOUT 40th.

BUT THE PERSON AT"UNPLANNED PARENTHOOD"

SAID YOU WERE WHOI HAD TO TALK TO

ABOUT CHANGINGTHE LAW.

NO, I THINK YOU'VEGOT TO TALK TO THE GOVERNOR

ABOUT THAT STUFF.

OH, DEAR.

WELL, THIS IS ABOUTALL I CAN DO FOR HIM.

CAN'T YOU GETHIM TO TALK ?

I HAVE TO KNOWWHO MY FATHER IS !

SORRY SON,IT MIGHT BE A WHILE.

WAKE UP,YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH !

WHOA !

NOW SON, THAT'S NOTGONNA DO HIM ANY GOOD.

I'LL LET YOU KNOW IF THERE'SA CHANGE IN HIS CONDITION.

I CAN'T WAITANYMORE.

WHAT AMI SUPPOSED TO DO ?

HEY CARTMAN !

WHAT ?

♪ I'M SAILING...

♪ AWAY

( singing fast )

OKAY, LET'S GETOUT OF HERE, NOW.

I DON'T KNOW IFTHAT'S GONNA BE TOO EASY.

( doctor )MY GOD, THAT'SA HELLUVA STORM.

WEAK.

TONIGHT ON"AMERICA'S MOST WANTED",

A SHOOTER IS ONTHE LOOSE ON COLORADO,

AND THE RESIDENTSARE UP IN ARMS !

HERE'S YOUR HOSTJOHN WALSH.

GOOD EVENING AND WELCOMETO "AMERICA'S MOST WANTED".

TONIGHT, TERROR INVADEDTHE SMALL MOUNTAIN COMMUNITY

OF SOUTH PARK, COLORADO.

WHEN DR. ALFONSE MOFESTOWAS GUNNED DOWN

IN HIS LABORATORY,

"AMERICA'S MOST WANTED"HAS RECONSTRUCTED THIS CRIME

IN HOPES THAT YOUR CALLSCAN HELP SOLVE THE CASE.

I'VE BEEN SHOT.

MY GOD MR. HAT,GET SOME HELP !

RIGHT AWAY,MR. GARRISON !

NO, NO, MY LIFETIMEPARTNER AND FRIEND,

GONE, TAKEN AWAYIN THE WINK OF AN EYE...

WHAT THE...

ERIC ROBERTS ISIMPROV-ING LINES AGAIN.

I'M GONNA GETTHE MAN TO A HOSPITAL.

WHO WILL HELP ME ?

THIS IS NOT A WORLDI WANT TO LIVE IN...

WHAT THE HELLIS THIS ?

WE'VE LOSTTHE FEED TO L.A.

UH, WE SEEM TO HAVELOST OUR LINK UP

TO THE SOUTH PARK CREW.

SO I GUESS WE'LL BE GOINGTO OUR FEATURE MOVIE.

"WHO FRAMEDROGER RABBIT ?"

( narrator )WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT ?

WAS IT JIMBO,MR. GARRISON, CHEF ?

SOMEBODY GO SEE WHYWE LOST THE HOOK UP.

HOLY SMOKES,THAT BLIZZARDIS GETTING CRAZY.

( nurse )DON'T PANIC EVERYBODY,

THE POWER LINES ARE DOWN

BUT THE BACK-UP GENERATORIS RUNNING JUST FINE.

NURSE, I COULD USESOME HELP IN HERE.

COMING.

LADY, IS MOFESTOGONNA BE OKAY ?

YES, FOR NOW,

BUT I'M AFRAIDTHE GENERATOR WON'TRUN FOR LONG.

THE BATTERIES RUN OUTIN HALF AN HOUR.

TIME IS VERY SHORT.

NURSE, PLEASE,I NEED ANOTHER PAIROF HANDS IN HERE.

SORRY.

DON'T YOU SEEGOVERNOR,

I SHOULD HAVE A RIGHTTO HAVE AN ABORTION

IF I WANT ONE.

WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

I MIGHT NEED SOMEMORE CONVINCING.

I MEAN, WHATRIGHT DO I HAVE

BRINGINGANOTHER CHILD

INTO THISOVER-POPULATEDWORLD ?

THEN AGAIN I SHOULDHAVE THOUGHT OF THAT

BEFOREHAVING SEX.

OH, I JUSTDON'T KNOW.

I HAVE OVER 100 PEOPLETO TEND TO HERE.

AND ONLY MYSELFAND NURSE GOODLY.

WHAT DO YOU WANTME TO DO ?

DO YOU KNOW ANYTHINGABOUT SURGERY ?

I USED TOWATCH "QUINCY".

WHAT, WHY THE HELLDIDN'T YOU SAY SO ?

PUT ON SOME SCRUBS !

BOYS, I'M MAKING YOUALL HONORARY DOCTORS.

YOU CAN HELP US SAVETHESE PEOPLE'S LIVES.

NO WAY DUDE !

WELL, WE'RE NOT GOINGANYWHERE FOR A LONG TIME.

WE'RESNOWED IN ?

YES, WE'RE TRAPPED.

LIKE SAILORSON A SUBMARINE.

MY GOD, THIS IS THE WORSESTORM I'VE EVER SEEN.

I HAVE TO GETOUT OF HERE.

I HAVEN'T EATENSINCE BREAKFAST.

YEAH, I'M GETTINGHUNGRY TOO.

I HOPE YOUALL REALIZE

WHAT WE MIGHTBE FACING HERE.

OUR ONLY OPTION MIGHT BETO EAT EACH OTHER

TO STAY ALIVE.

IT'S ONLY BEENLIKE FOUR HOURS.

AREN'T YOU RESORTINGTO CANNIBALISM

A LITTLE QUICKLY ?

THAT'STHE LAW OF LAND.

IT AIN'T PRETTY BUT IFA FEW OF US MUST DIE

SO THE REST CAN STAY ALIVE,SO BE IT.

BUT HOW DOWE DECIDE WHO ?

WE DRAW STRAWS.

WAIT A MINUTE,WE ALL HAD ABIG BREAKFAST.

CAN'T YOU PEOPLE GO WITHOUTEATING FOR A LITTLE WHILE ?!

CALM DOWN,SOLDIER !

WE NEED EVERY PERSONHERE TO KEEP HIS HEAD.

BARBRADY,FETCH SOME STRAWS.

WELL WHO THE HELLMADE YOU THE BOSS ANYWAY ?

( narrator )WHO THE HELLMADE JIMBO BOSS ?

WAS IT BARBRADY,CHEF, MR...

I HAVE NO CHOICEBUT TO OPERATE NOW

WITH OURLIMITED POWER.

I NEED YOU ALLTO BE STRONG FOR ME.

NURSE GOODLY WILLTAKE CARE OF THE ANESTHESIA.

CHEF, YOU ACTAS HER ARMS.

BOYS, YOU HAVE TO HELPWITH SUCTION AND BANDAGES.

READY ?

NO.

I'LL MAKE AN INCISIONOVER THE HEART.

OH, BOY.

YOU BARFEDINTO THE INCISION.

SWEET !

SUCTION !

HEY, THEY'RE SCREWINGWITH THE LIGHTS.

( narrator )WHO IS SCREWINGWITH THE LIGHTS ?

IS IT BARBRADY,OR JIMBO,

OR THE 1991DENVER BRONCOS ?

THAT IS REALLY STARTINGTO PISS ME OFF.

ALRIGHT, SO FAR,

EVERYBODY HASA LONG PIECE OF STRAW.

WE'LL KEEP DRAWING.

WHEW !

WHEW !

WAIT A MINUTE.

WHERE THE HELLIS THE SHORT ONE ?

THE SHORT WHAT ?

DAMMIT, BARBRADY !

WHEN YOUDRAW STRAWS

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TOHAVE ONE OF THEM SHORT !

THAT'S HOWYOU DECIDE WHO LOSES.

THAT'S NOTHOW I PLAYED IT.

HURRY THIS UP, MYSTOMACH IS GROWLING.

OF A BACK-UP GENERATOR.

APPARENTLY THEY BUILTSELF SUSTAINING GENERATOR

FOR JUST THIS KINDOF EMERGENCY.

BUT IT'S OUT ANDAWAY FROM THE HOSPITAL.

SO HOW DOWE GET TO IT ?

WE MUST SPLIT UPINTO TWO TEAMS.

TEAM "A" AND TEAM "B".

TEAM "A" WILL CONSISTOF MYSELF, STAN, KYLE,

ERIC, CHEFAND NURSE GOODLY.

TEAM "B" WILLCONSIST OF KENNY.

NOW LISTENCLOSELY TEAM "B".

YOUR GOAL WILL BE TO TURN ONTHE BACK-UP GENERATOR.

TO DO THIS YOU MUSTBRAVE THE STORM OUTSIDE

AND GET INTOTHIS SEWAGE DUCT.

MEANWHILE, TEAM "A" WILLGO TO THE HOLDING AREA HERE

WHERE THIS IS A TELEVISIONAND SOME COCOA.

WE WILL DRINK THE COCOA ANDWATCH FAMILY PROGRAMMING

UNTIL TEAM "B" MAKES ITTHROUGH THE SEWAGE DUCT.

BY THAT TIME,TEAM "B",

REMEMBER,THAT'S YOU KENNY,

SHOULD REACH THE OUTERCORE OF THE GENERATOR.

IT WILL BE A COLD ANDDANGEROUS CLIMB TO THE TOP.

AND THERE COULDVELOCIRAPTORS HERE.

ONCE YOUREACH THE TOP

YOU SHOULD BE ABLETO GET A CLEAR VIEW

THROUGHTHIS WINDOW OF US,

DRINKING COCOA ANDWATCHING TELEVISION.

THEN YOU CAN PROCEEDDOWN INTO THE GENERATOR

AND POWER IT ON.

ARE THERE ANYQUESTIONS ?

NO, THAT SOUNDSPRETTY SWEET TO ME.

RIGHT, THENLET'S DO IT.

GO TEAM.

I CAN'T GO ON...

... SO HUNGRY.

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEIN THIS HORRIBLE PLACE.

WE HAVE TO HAVE THE ENERGYTO MAKE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT.

WE HAVE TO EAT.

HOW CAN WE ?

HOW CAN WE LIVEWITH OURSELVES ?

THERE'S ONLYONE ANSWER.

EAT ERIC ROBERTS !

YES, OF COURSE,

NOBODY GIVES A !@#$%ABOUT ERIC ROBERTS.

EAT ERIC ROBERTS !

NO, NO PLEASE !

( buzzing )

WELL, THERE'S NOGOING BACK NOW,

WE'RE CANNIBALS,GOD SAVE US.

GOD WANTS YOU TOLIVE, MAYOR, FIGHT.

I HAVE TO ADMIT,ERIC ROBERTS

WAS MUCH JUICIERTHAN I EXPECTED.

THIS SNOW JUSTISN'T LETTING UP.

WE'RE GONNA DIEHERE, I KNOW IT !

WHAT TIME IS IT,BARBRADY ?

IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT.

I CAN'T GO ON.

WE'LL GIVE THE STORMANOTHER HOUR.

AFTER THAT WE MIGHTHAVE TO EAT AGAIN.

WHAT ?

ARE YOU PEOPLEDIABETIC OR SOMETHING ?

Team "b",come in team "b".

( mumbling )

LISTEN TEAM "B",

WE FOUND ANOTHERPATH TO THE GENERATOR.

There's actually a niceheated walkway to it,

SO YOU DON'T NEED TO WALKTHROUGH ALL THAT SEWAGE.

( mumbling )

OH, WELL FORGETI SAID THAT THEN.

LISTEN TEAM "B",YOU SHOULD BE SEEING

a large drift of snowwith some metal

sticking out of itjust to your left.

( mumbling )

GOOD, HEADTOWARDS IT.

TEAM "A" OUT.

WHAT IF MOFESTONEVER WAKES UP ?

AND I NEVER FIND OUTWHO MY FATHER IS ?

( growling )

WELL, WE MADE IT.

THE POWER IS ONTHE SNOW IS MELTING,

YOUR FRIEND MOFESTOIS DOING FINE.

WHERE, WHERE AM I ?

YOU'RE ATTHE HOSPITAL, MOFESTO.

YOU WERE SHOT.

WE DON'T KNOW WHOTRIED TO SHOOT YOU.

I'M SURE IT WASMY BROTHER AGAIN.

HE TRIES TO SHOOTME EVERY MONTH.

OH.

WHERE'S THELITTLE FAT BOY ?

HE'LL BE DELIGHTEDTHAT MOFESTO IS AWAKE.

HE WENT OFF LOOKINGFOR MR. KENNY.

HE WAS A GOOD FRIENDAND I'LL MISS HIM.

HE WAS VERY BRAVE.

HE RISKED HIS LIFESO THAT MOFESTO CAN LIVE.

YEAH AND NOW HE'SA FREEZY-POP.

DUDE, DO YOU THINKIF WE HIT HIM WITH A SHOVEL

HE'D SHATTER ?

I DON'T KNOWLET'S FIND OUT.

IT'S OVER.

WE'RE FREE.

YES, BUT AT WHAT COST,MR. GARRISON ?

AT WHAT COST ?

LISTENEVERYBODY,

WE DID WHAT WEHAD TO IN THERE.

BUT, HOW WILL LIVEWITH OURSELVES NOW ?

ONE DAY ATA TIME, MAYOR,

ONE DAY AT A TIME.

♪ AVA MARIA

I'M BRINGING HOMESOME ERIC ROBERTSIN A DOGGIE BAG.

I'M GLAD YOUCOULD ALL COME.

I CAN FINALLY REVEAL

WHO THE FATHER OFERIC CARTMAN IS.

BUT FIRST I WANT TOTHANK KENNY McCORMICK

FOR SACRIFICINGHIS LIFE...

JUST TELL US,ALREADY !

ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT.

THE FATHER OFERIC CARTMAN IS...

SAY DID ANYBODYSEE THAT

"TERRANCE AND PHILLIP SPECIAL"LAST MONTH ?

WASN'T THATJUST THE FUNNIEST...

STOP IT, TELL ME WHO MY FATHER IS !!!

AS I SAID BEFORE,

THE FATHER ISSOMEBODY IN THIS ROOM.

THE FATHER IS...

MRS. CARTMAN.

WHAT ?

YES, IT'S TRUE.

NO, THAT DOESN'TMAKE SENSE.

YES, IT TOOK QUITEA WHILE FOR ME

TO UNDERSTANDAS WELL.

YOU SEE MRS. CARTMANIS A HERMAPHRODITE.

MEANING WHAT ?

MEANING THAT SHE HAS BOTHMALE AND FEMALE GENITALS.

IT'S TRUE.

YOU MEAN ATTHE DRUNKEN BARN DANCE

WHEN WE ALL GOTTOGETHER WITH HER,

SHE WAS A HE ?

NO, NO, NOT EXACTLY,BUT SHE DID HAVE A PENIS.

THE FACT OF THE MATTERIS HERMAPHRODITES

CANNOT BEAR CHILDREN,

SO MISS CARTMAN'SDNA MATCH WITH ERIC

CAN ONLY MEAN THATSHE IS HIS FATHER

AND SHE GOTANOTHER WOMAN PREGNANT

AT THE DRUNKENBARN DANCE.

MAN, THISIS !@#$% WEAK.

DUDE, YOU'REA BIG FAT ASS

AND YOUR MOM'SA HERMAPHRODITE.

I'M SORRY, I NEVERTOLD YOU'RE ERIC.

I JUST THOUGHT

MAYBE IT WOULD BEA LITTLE SHOCKING TO YOU.

OH WOW, GEE,YOU THINK SO MOM ?

WELL, THAT'S THAT,THANK YOU ALL FOR PLAYING.

NO, NO,WAIT A MINUTE.

IF SHE'S MY DAD,THEN WHO'S MY MOM ?

( narrator )WHO IS ERIC CARTMAN'S MOTHER ?

IS IT MRS. CRABTREE ?

SHEILA BROSLOVSKI ?

THE MAYOR ?

OH, FORGET IT !