IS GOING TO TELL US ALL ABOUTGENETIC ENGINEERING.

THAT'S RIGHT,MR. GARRISON.

GENETIC ENGINEERING ISAN EXCITING NEW SCIENCE.

YOU CAN SPLICE THE DNAFROM SOME ANIMALS

AND MAKETHEM BETTER.

MR. GARRISON ?

YES, KYLE.

WITH GENETICENGINEERING,

CAN YOU MAKEAN ELEPHANT SMALLER ?

WELL, YES,I SUPPOSE YOU COULD.

YOU COULD SPLICE ELEPHANT GENESWITH A DOG OR CAT

OR POT-BELLIED PIG GENES.

THAT'S IT !

I'M GONNA COMBINE MY ELEPHANTWITH A POT-BELLIED PIG

AND MAKE POT-BELLIEDELEPHANTS.

THEY'D BE SMARTLIKE ELEPHANTS,

BUT SMALL LIKE PIGS.

THAT'D BE COOL !

I'D WANT APOT-BELLIED ELEPHANT.

YES, I'LL PAY$50 FOR ONE.

THAT'S STUPID.

SHUT UP !

WE COULD GENETICAL ENGINEERANYTHING WE WANT.

I BET I COULD CLONEA HUMAN BEING

BEFORE YOU CROSSBREEDAN ELEPHANT AND A PIG.

I'LL BETYOU CAN'T !

WATCH ME,PLEBEIAN.

WELL, SPANK MY ASSAND CALL ME CHARLIE.

ISN'T THIS EXCITING ?

TWO "A+" STUDENTSIN A CLONING WAR.

YES, MR. GARRISON.

GENETIC ENGINEERINGLET'S US CORRECT

GOD'S HORRIBLE,HORRIBLE MISTAKES,

LIKE GERMAN PEOPLE.

YOU BOYS MIGHT WANNA VISITTHE GENETIC ENGINEERING RANCH

OUTSIDE OF TOWNFOR SOME HELP.

AND YOU COULDBOTH USE THIS

FOR YOUR SCIENCE FAIRPROJECTS NEXT MONTH.

GENETICENGINEERING RANCH ?

SWEET !

WAIT, WAIT,WE STILL NEED A PIG.

WE COULD USECARTMAN'S PIGS.

YOU LEAVE FLUFFYOUT OF THIS !

WE'RE NOT GONNAHURT HER.

WE JUST NEEDSOME OF HER BLOOD.

YOU'RE NOT USINGANY OF FLUFFY'S BLOOD !

I'LL KICK YOUIN THE NUTS !

KYLE, KYLE, NO !

STANLEY, CAN I TALK TO YOUFOR A MINUTE ?

OKAY.

I COULDN'T HELP NOTICETHAT BLACK EYE.

ARE THEREPROBLEMS AT HOME ?

YES.

OH, DEAR.

HERE STANLEY,SIT DOWN,

HAVE SOME COCOA,

AND TELL YOUR FRIENDMR. HAT ALL ABOUT IT.

I'M YOUR FRIEND,MR. HAT, STAN,

YOU CANTELL ME ANYTHING.

NOW WHO HIT YOU ?

IS IT YOUR FATHEROR YOUR MOTHER ?

NEITHER,IT'S MY SISTER.

YOUR SISTER ?!

OH FOR PETE'S SAKE,DON'T BE SUCH A LITTLE WUS !

STOP WASTING MR. HAT'S TIMEWITH PANSY LITTLE FU-FU PROBLEMS

AND GIVE ME BACKMY COCOA !

THIS MUST BE IT.

LOOKS LIKENOBODY'S HOME.

GUESS WE SHOULD COME BACKSOME OTHER TIME.

NO, CARTMAN,WE'RE GOING IN THERE

AND SPLICING FLUFFYAND MY ELEPHANT TOGETHER.

IT'S OKAY, FLUFFY,I WON'T LET THEM HURT YOU.

IT'S JUSTA STUPID PIG.

QUIT BEINGSUCH A BABY.

WELL AT LEAST I DON'T GETMY ASS KICKED BY A GIRL !

AT LEAST I'M NOTA LITTLE PIG--

I'M TAKING MY PIG,AND SCREW YOU GUYS !

I'M GOING HOME !

THIS WHOLE IDEAIS STUPID ANYWAY !

WHAT THE HELL WOULD YOU KNOW ?YOU FAT SWEATY MONGOLOID.

YOU NEVER GETHIGHER THAN A "D" !

WHY DON'T YOU GO BACKTO SAN FRANCISCO

WITH THE RESTOF THE JEWS !

THERE'S NO JEWS INSAN FRANCISCO YOU RETARD !

I'LL KICK YOUIN THE NUTS !

CAN I HELP YOU ?

UH, YEAH.

WE WANNA CROSSBREEDAN ELEPHANT WITH A PIG.

BRILLIANT IDEA.

HUGE ELEPHANT-SIZED PIGS.

NO, WE WANNA MAKE LITTLEPOT-BELLIED ELEPHANTS

THAT PEOPLE CAN KEEPIN THEIR HOUSES AS PETS.

THAT'S AN EVENBETTER IDEA.

COME ON IN.

I'M SO PLEASED THATYOU CHILDREN ARE INTERESTED

IN GENETIC ENGINEERING.

IT'S OKAY, FLUFFY,NOBODY'S GONNA HURT YOU.

IT'S THANKS TO THE WONDERSOF GENETIC ENGINEERING

THAT SOON THERE WILL BEAN END TO HUNGER,

DISEASE, POLLUTION,EVEN WAR.

I'VE CREATED THINGS

THAT WILL CHANGETHE WORLD FOR THE BETTER.

FOR INSTANCE,

HERE'S A MONKEYWITH FOUR ASSES.

HOW DOES THATMAKE THE WORLD BETTER ?

AND HERE OF COURSE,IS MY FOUR-ASSED OSTRICH,

AND MY FOUR-ASSEDMONGOOSE.

DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING BESIDESANIMALS WITH FOUR ASSES ?

OH, WELL,I SUPPOSE SO.

OH, YES,OVER HERE.

HERE I HAVE RATSSPLICED WITH DUCKS.

AND GORILLAS SPLICEDWITH MOSQUITOES.

AND HERE I HAVE RABBITSSPLICED WITH FISH

TO MAKELITTLE BUNNY FISH.

THESE BUNNY EARS ARE TIED ONWITH LITTLE STRINGS !

AND OVER HERE SWISS CHEESESPLICED WITH CHALK

AND A BEARD.

WHAT ABOUT OURPOT-BELLIED ELEPHANT ?

OH, WELL,I'M SORRY, CHILDREN.

BUT PIG AND ELEPHANT DNAJUST WON'T SPLICE.

HAVEN'T YOU HEARDTHAT SONG BY LOVERBOY ?

WHICH SONGIS THAT ?

♪ PIG AND ELEPHANT DNAJUST WON'T SPLICE ♪

MAYBE I CAN HELP YOUADD A FEW ASSESTO THAT SWINE OF YOURS.

YOU CAN KEEP YOUR HANDS OFFOFFLUFFY'S ASS !

IT'S AMAZINGWHAT WE CAN DO

WITH A LITTLEBLOOD SAMPLE THESE DAYS.

OW !

WHAT ?EXCUSE ME.

WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU TAKINGSTAN'S BLOOD FOR ?

OH, PARDON ME,I TRIPPED.

COULD I HAVE SOMEHAIR, PLEASE ?

WATCH OUT, STAN,GENETIC ENGINEERS ARE CRAZY !

C'MON, FLUFFY !

STAN, ARE YOU WEARINGA DIFFERENT HAT ?

HEY !

I KNOW A CERTAIN YOUNG MANWHO'S ITCHING FOR DETENTION !

HOW BIG DO YOUTHINK HE IS ?

I BET HE WEIGHS400 POUNDS !

C'MON, STAN, DON'T YOU EVEN KNOWWHERE YOU WOULD GO ?

OH, MY GOD !

It appears that the horribledestructive creature

is actually eight-year-oldStan Marsh of South Park.

When asked why he was wreakingsuch havoc on his hometown

The little boy replied simply,"Me Stan...

( jibberish )

Back to youin the studio.

THANKS, TOM,POLICE ARE REQUESTING

THAT IF YOU SEE THISLITTLE 8-YEAR-OLD BOY

YOU IMMEDIATELY KILL HIMAND BURN HIS BODY.

THAT'S ALL FOR NOW.

AND NOW BACK TO"JESUS AND PALS".

THE WAY IS PAVED WITH GOLDFOR YE WHO SEEK TRUTH.

( jibberish )

JESUS !

OFFICER, MY EVIL GENETIC CLONEIS DESTROYING THE TOWN !

WE HAVETO FIND HIM !

YOU BOYS HAVE BEEN WATCHING"THE X-FILES" TOO MUCH.

THERE'S NO SUCH THINGAS GENETIC CLONE-- !

( gargled speech )

C'MON,LET'S GO !

THERE YOU ARE !

STANLEY, YOU TORE UPMY ENTIRE GUN SHOP !

YOU BETTER HAVEA GOOD EXPLANATION FOR THIS !

IT WASN'T ME UNCLE JIMBO,IT WAS MY EVIL GENETIC CLONE.

STANLEY, WHAT THE HELLHAS GOTTEN INTO YOU ?!

YOU HAVE GOT SEVERELUNCHROOM DUTY, MISTER !

+ I'M GOING DOWNTO SOUTH PARK +WITH YOUR FATHER, STANLEY !

YOU WAIT 'TILL YOUR FATHERHEARS ABOUT THIS.

WAIT, STAN,THERE HE GOES.

STOP !

( jibberish )

HE RECOGNIZES YOU, DUDE.

THAT'S GOOD,THAT'S GOOD, DUDE.

JUST CALM DOWN.

( jibberish )

WHAT SHOULDWE DO WITH HIM ?

STAN, HOW WOULD YOULIKE TO GO HOME

AND MEETYOUR SISTER ?

HEY STAN, WHERE'D YOUGET THAT BLACK EYE ?

NOTHING,I MEANNOWHERE.

YOUR SISTERBEAT YOU UP AGAIN ?

NO !

YOUR SISTERKICKED YOUR ASS !

SHE'S PISSED OFF 'CAUSE SHE GOTHEADGEAR AT THE DENTIST.

SHE'S TAKING ITOUT ONME.

BUT THAT SUCKS YOU GET YOURBUTT KICKED BY A GIRL, STAN.

I WOULD NEVERLET A WOMAN KICK MY ASS.

IF SHE TRIED ANYTHING,I'D BE LIKE,

"YOU GET YOUR BITCH-ASSBACK IN THE KITCHEN

AND MAKE MESOME PIE !"

MY PARENTS DON'T EVEN BELIEVETHAT SHE BEATS ME UP.

THEY THINK SHE'S ALLINNOCENT AND SWEET.

BUT I KNOW THATSHE'S AN EVIL BITCH.

BE A MAN, STAN,JUST SAY, "HEY WOMAN

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTHAND MAKE BABIES !"

HEY KYLE, WHAT'S THATELEPHANT DOING ?

YOU MEANTHIS ONE ?

HE'S MY NEWPET ELEPHANT.

WHERE'D YOU GETA PET ELEPHANT ?

I GOT IT MAIL ORDERFROM AFRICA.

THE AD SAID IT WOULDTAKE FOUR TO SIX WEEKS,

BUT IT ONLYTOOK THREE !

WOW,THAT'S COOL !

NO, IT'S NOT COOL !

MY MOM WON'T LET MEKEEP HIM IN THE HOUSE !

SHE SAYSHE'S TOO BIG

AND THAT HIS POOPIS BIGGER THAN OUR COUCH.

THAT'S WHY MY MOM GOT MEA POT-BELLIED PIG,

'CAUSE ITSPOOP ISSMALL.

( mumbling )

YEAH, BUT PIGS AREN'TSMART LIKE ELEPHANTS.

HEY !

WAIT A MINUTE,WHAT ISTHAT THING ?!

THIS IS THE NEWRETARDED KID.

OH, I'M SORRYLITTLE GIRL.

BUT YOU STILLCAN'T GET ON !

YOU HAVE TO TAKETHE SPECIAL-ED BUS !

DUH !

DUH !

LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE NOTWELCOME ANYWHERE, ELEPHANT.

SEE YA !

IF A WOMANGAVE ME CRAP,

I'D SAY,"YOU GO DO MY LAUNDRY !"

SIT DOWN, KID !

YES, MA'AM.

HEY !

HI, SHELLY.

ARE YOU LOOKINGAT MY HEADGEAR ?

HEADGEAR,WHAT HEADGEAR ?

ARE YOU LOOKINGAT MY HEADGEAR ?!

GOSH, I DIDN'TREALLY NOTICE.

YOU LITTLE LIAR !

NO, I THINKIT LOOKS TERRIFIC !

IT MATCHES YOUR--AAH... !

AAH... !

READY TO GO,STAN ?

GO WHERE ?

TO THE GENETICALENGINEERING RANCH.

WE GOTCARTMAN'S PIG,

SO WE CAN SPLICE ITS GENESWITH MY ELEPHANT.

NOBODY'S SPLICINGNOTHING FROM FLUFFY !

( Shelly )I SWEAR I'M GONNAKILL YOU, STAN !

WHY IS YOUR SISTERSO MEAN TO YOU, DUDE ?

YEAH, IF SOME SISSY CHICKTRIED TO KICK MY ASS,

I BE LIKE,HEY, LISTEN MISSY,

+ I'MWHY DON'T YOU GOTO SOUTH PARK +KNIT ME A SWEATER

BEFORE I SLAP YOUIN THE FACE ?!

WHO SAID THAT ?

THIS QUICHE IS JUST??

THAT'SPRETTY FRESH.

OH, I SURE AMHUNGRY.

'ELLO, GENTLEMEN.

ANY OF YOU BLOKESKNOW WHAT'S FOR LUNCH ?

LUNCHY MUNCHIES, HMM ?

GO AWAY, PIP,NOBODY LIKES YOU !

YEAH, WHAT KIND OF NAMEIS "PIP" ANYWAY ?

MY FATHER'S FAMILY NAMEBEING "PHILLIP"

AND MY CHRISTIAN NAME"PHILLIP"--

WOULD YOUSHUT THE HELL UP ?!

NOBODY GIVESA RAT'S ASS !

YEAH,GO AWAY PIP.

RIGHT-O.

FRENCH PEOPLEPISS ME OFF.

HEY, DUMB ASSES !

YOU MORONS GIVE UP ON YOURSTUPID SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT ?

NO, WE'RE ALREADYHALFWAY DONE.

THEN ALLYOU'VE GOTIS A STUPID PIG.

PROBABLYA GAY PIG, TOO.

IT'S MORE THANYOU'VE GOT !

WRONG !

WE ALREADY GOTOUR CLONE UNDER WAY.

OH, MY GOD,THEY CLONED A FOOT !

HEY, I'LLKICK YOUR ASS !

BY FRIDAY WE'RE GONNA CLONEA WHOLE HUMAN BEING.

GOOD LUCK WITH YOURSTUPID LITTLE PIG.

HELLO THERE,CHILDREN.

HEY, CHEF.

HOW YOU DOING ?

BAD.

BAD.

WHY ?

WE NEED TO GENETICALLY ENGINEERA PIG AND AN ELEPHANT,

BUT THEIR GENESWON'T SPLICE.

OF COURSE THEYWON'T SPLICE, CHILDREN.

HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARDTHAT SONG BY LOVERBOY ?

♪ PIG AND AN ELEPHANT DNAJUST WON'T-- ♪

A PIG-ELEPHANT ?

SAY, THAT'S NOTA BAD IDEA.

I TOLD YOU GUYS.

IMAGINE A PINT-SIZEDELEPHANT

THAT YOU COULDKEEP IN THE HOUSE.

CHILDREN, WE COULD MAKEAFORTUNE WITH THIS.

YOU HEAR THAT, DUDES ?WE'LL BE RICH !

FORGET ABOUT ALL THATGENETIC ENGINEERINGHOOSAFUDGE.

IF YOU WANT TO COMBINEA PIG AND AN ELEPHANT

JUST GET THEMTO MAKE SWEET LOVE.

I DON'T THINK AN ELEPHANTWOULD MAKE LOVE TO A PIG.

I DON'T THINKMY PIG

WOULD WANNA MAKE LOVETO THAT STUPID ELEPHANT !

SURE,THEY WOULD.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TOGET 'EM IN THE MOOD.

HOW DO WEDO THAT ?

DO WHAT I DO,GET 'EM GOOD AND DRUNK.

WE GOT WORKTO DO, STAN.

I THINK IT TAKES A WHILEFOR AN ELEPHANT TO GET DRUNK.

YOU DON'T WANNA COME OVERFOR A LITTLE BIT ?

WHY, YOUR SISTER GONNAKICK YOUR ASS AGAIN ?

SHUT UP,CARTMAN !

( mumbling )

YEAH, STAN,SHE'S JUST AGIRL.

YEAH, IF SOME GIRLTRIED TO KICK MY ASS

I'D BE LIKE, HEY !

WHY DON'T YOU STOPDRESSING ME UP LIKE A MAILMAN

AND MAKING MEDANCE FOR YOU

WHILE YOU GO AND SMOKE CRACKIN YOUR BEDROOM

AND HAVE SEX WITH SOME GUYI DON'T EVEN KNOW

ON MY DAD'S BED ?!

CARTMAN, WHAT THE HELLARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?!

I'M JUST SAYING YOU'REA LITTLE WUS, THAT'S ALL.

STAN, YOU CAN USE FAMILY LOVEAS A WEAPON AGAINST SHELLY.

THE NEXT TIME SHE'S GONNAKICK YOUR ASS,

JUST TELL HER,"SHELLY, YOU'RE MY SISTERAND I LOVE YOU."

SICK, DUDE,SHE'S MY SISTER !

TRY IT.

WE GOTTA GOGET CARTMAN'S PIG.

NO YOU DON'T GOTTA GETCARTMAN'S PIG !

YOU LEAVE FLUFFYOUT OF THIS !

C'MON, KENNY !

KYLE, NO !

NO ELEPHANT IS GONNAMAKE LOVE TO FLUFFY !

I WILL KICK YOUIN THE NUTS !

CRAP !

ARE YOU STARINGAT MY NECK BRACE ?

NO, I MEAN YES ?

I MEAN,WHAT NECK BRACE ?

SHELLY, BEFORE YOU BEAT MY FACEINTO A BLOODY PULP AGAIN,

I JUST WANT YOUTO KNOW

THAT YOU'RE MY SISTERAND I LOVE YOU.

OW !

SOMEDAY I'M GONNABE BIGGER THAN YOU

AND YOU'RE GONNA WISH YOU'DNEVER DONE ANY OF THIS.

YOU'LL NEVER BE BIGGERTHAN ME, STAN.

NEVER !

BEAUTIFUL,IT'S ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL.

MY SON, I THINKWE'VE FINALLY DONE IT.

YES, WE HAVE, DAD.

MY VERY OWNHUMAN CLONE.

HOPE IT'S NOTA GAY CLONE.

YEAH.

THIS SHOW'SSTUPID.

I WONDER HOW DRUNKHE NEEDS TO BE

TO MAKE SWEET LOVETO THE PIG.

DAMNIT, THIS ISNEVER GONNA WORK !

HELLO, CHILDREN.

I THOUGHTI'D CHECK AND SEE

HOW OUR LITTLE ENTREPRENEURIALADVENTURE IS GOING.

ROTTEN !

THEY'RE BOTH DRUNKBUT WON'T HAVE SEX !

OH, CHILDREN,

YOU CAN'T STICK A DRUNK PIGWITH A DRUNK ELEPHANT

AND EXPECT THEMTO DO THE MATTRESS MAMBO.

YOU NEED TOSET THE MOOD.

LET ME SHOW YOU BOYSWHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

♪ TONIGHT IS RIGHTFOR LOVE ♪

♪ YOU KNOW I WANNA TOUCH YOUWHERE THE LIGHTS DON'T GO ♪

♪ TONIGHT ISRIGHT FOR LOVE ♪

♪ LOVE GRAVY

♪ MAKE SPECIAL LOVESO SWEET ♪

♪ I WANNA KEEP YOU BURNINGLIKE A DOG IN HEAT ♪

♪ TONIGHT ISRIGHT FOR LOVE ♪

♪ LOVE GRAVY

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,MR. ELTON JOHN !

♪ OOH, TONIGHT

♪ OH, IT'S RIGHT

♪ OOH, TONIGHTIS RIGHT FOR LOVE ♪

♪ LOVE GRAVY

THANK YOU, ELTON !

♪ TONIGHT ISRIGHT FOR LOVE ♪

♪ LOVE GRAVY

HEY LOOK,IT'S WORKING !

NOW CHILDREN,

GATHER AROUND AND WATCHTHE WONDERS OF LIFE.

THE BEAUTYOF MOTHER NATURE.

OH, SICK !

FLUFFY !

NOW I KNOW HOW ALL THOSEWHITE WOMEN MUST'VE FELT.

OH, HOW LUSCIOUS,

OUR CREATUREHAS COME TO FRUITION.

DAD, YOU'RETHEBEST.

OH, MY GOD !

HE ONLYHAS ONE ASS !

HE'S OF NO USE TO ME,I'LL HAVE TO BURN THE ROOM !

OH, NO.

THIS ENTIRE EXPERIMENTIS TURNING OUT VERY BAD.

ME BAD ?

EGATS, HE'SOUT OF CONTROL.

WE'LL HAVETO DESTROY HIM !

BUT HE'S OURSCIENCE FAIR PROJECT !

( jibberish )

HE'S TOODANGEROUS, SON.

BUT, DAD,I WANT A HUMAN CLONE !

SON, NO !

SON, YOU'VE MADEA HORRIBLE MISTAKE.

YOU'VE PUT ALL THE PEOPLEOF SOUTH PARK IN JEOPARDY !

THEY'RE ALLSTUPID ANYWAY.

C'MON, GUYS,LET'S GO.

THEY'RE ALL GAY.

OH, THEY WILL.

IT'S GONNA BEONE UGLY SIGHT.

I THOUGHT YOU SAIDTHE WONDER OF MOTHER NATURE

WAS ABEAUTIFUL THING.

WHEN DOES MOTHER NATUREGO FROM BEAUTIFUL TO UGLY ?

USUALLY ABOUT 9:30IN THE MORNING, CHILDREN.

UH-OH,HERE WE GO.

THERE'S NOTHING WORSE THANGETTING ALL DRUNK

AND WAKING UP THE NEXT MORNINGNEXT TO A PIG !

OR A BIG FATELEPHANT.

HEY, HOW DO WE KNOWIF SHE'S PREGNANT ?

WE MIGHT NOT KNOWFOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.

COUPLE OF DAYS ?

BUT TERRANCE IS GOING TO HAVEHIS HUMAN CLONE BY TOMORROW.

GOOD JOB,EINSTEIN !

WHY DON'T WE JUST BUILDA ROCKET IN THE MEANTIME ?

THANK BUDDHAI FOUND YOU BOYS.

YOU MUST TELL ME, HAVE YOUSEEN ANYTHING ODD LATELY ?

WE SAW AN ELEPHANTHAVE SEX WITH A PIG.

NO, I SAIDODD.

YOU'RE THAT CRAZY CRACKERFROM UP ON THE HILL.

SIR, IF MAKING MUTANT ANIMALSSPLICED WITH HUMANS

IS CRAZY THAN--

UH...

HMM...

NEVERMIND.

THERE'S BEEN A BITOF AN INCIDENT AT THE RANCH.

YOU SEE, I'VE CREATEDA LARGE MUTANT CLONE

OF THATLITTLE BOY THERE

AND HE'S BROKEN FREE.

( mumbling )

A BIG MUTANTVERSION OFME ?

IS HE BIGGERTHAN A REGULAR CLONE ?

HE'S TERRIBLYDANGEROUS.

HIS BRAINIS IDENTICAL TO YOURS.

I NEEDYOUTO HELP ME FIND HIM.

AND A METAL PLATEON HER BACK.

WHEN YOU SEE SHELLY,KICK HER ASS.

SHELLY BAD !SHELLY VERY BAD !

ME BAD ?

NO, SHELLY BAD,YOU GOOD.

HE'S TEARING UP THE HOUSE,STOP HIM !

WHAT THE HELLDOYOU WANT ?

( jibberish )

BOYS, BOYS, I'M LUSCIOUSLYSORRY FOR EVERYTHING.

HEY, THEY GOT OUR CLONE,HE BELONGS TOUS.

NO, SON,

THIS BEAST IS A DISGRACETO GENETIC ENGINEERS.

BOYS, I'M SORRY I'VE CAUSED YOUSUCH INCONVENIENCE.

I TRIED TO PLAY GODAND I FAILED.

DADDY, NO... !

ALL I EVER WANTED

WAS TO GENETICALLY ENGINEERSOMETHING USEFUL,

BUT I FAILED.

PERHAPS WE SHOULDN'T BE TOYINGWITH GOD'S CREATIONS.

PERHAPS WE SHOULD JUSTLEAVE NATURE ALONE

TO ITS SIMPLEONE-ASSED SCHEMATICS.

YOU CHEATING BASTARDS,THIS ISN'T OVER !

JUST WAITUNTIL TOMORROW !

OH, MY GOD,THEY KILLED KENNY !

YOU BASTARD !

YOU GUYSGOTTA HELP ME.

I AIN'T HELPING CRAP.I WANNA EAT SOME PIE.

YOU CAN'T JUSTLEAVE ME HERE ALONE !

OH, YEAH ?WATCH ME.

WE HAVE TO FIND OUT IF CARTMAN'SPIG IS PREGNANT OR NOT.

THANKS A LOT !

OH, BOY, YOU AREGONNA GET ITNOW.

IT ISN'T FAIR !

EVERYBODY HATES ME !

THE WHOLE TOWNWANTS ME KILLED !

MOM AND DAD ARE GONNASEND ME AWAY !

I DON'T WANNA BE SENT AWAY,I WANNA STAY HERE !

STANLEY, WHAT IN GOD'S NAMEHAVE YOU BEEN DOING ?!

EVERYBODY IN TOWN ISUPSET WITH YOU, YOUNG MAN.

WHAT'S GOING ON ?ARE YOU ON DRUGS ?

IT'S NOTSTAN'S FAULT.

HUH ?

IT WASN'T STAN.

HE WAS...

HE WAS WITH METHE WHOLE TIME.

OH.

WELL STAN, WE'RE SORRYWE JUMPED TO CONCLUSIONS.

OH, HONEY,PLEASE FORGIVE US, SON.

SHELLY,YOU SAVED MY LIFE.

AND YET YOU'VE DONESO MUCH MORE THAN THAT.

TODAY YOU'VE TAUGHT METHE MEANING OF FAMILY.

SURE, FAMILIESDON'T ALWAYS GET ALONG

BUT WHEN THE FORCES OF EVILDESCEND UPON US

WE CONQUER THEMBY STICKING TOGETHER.

EVERYONE, LET'S GIVE CASEYAND HIS WEED A BIG HAND.

OKAY, KYLE,

WE'RE READY TO SEEYOUR SCIENCE PROJECT.

WELL, OUR PIG HASN'TGIVEN BIRTH YET,

BUT SHE SHOULDANY TIME NOW.

OH, WELL, THEN I GUESSYOU GET AN "F".

OKAY, TERRANCE, I KNOWTHE CLASS CAN HARDLY WAIT

TO SEEYOURSCIENCE FAIR PROJECT.

THANK YOU,MR. GARRISON.

BOYS, MR. GARRISON,FELLOW STUDENTS,

FOR OURSCIENCE FAIR PROJECT,

BILL FOSSEY AND IHAVE SPAWNED A CREATURE

GENETICALLYFAR SUPERIOR TO MAN.

I PRESENT TO YOU...

THE FIVE-ASSEDMONKEY.

OH, MR. HAT,ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL ?

WAIT, WAIT,THE PIG JUST GAVE BIRTH !

IT HAD A BABY !

( kid )WHAT'S ITLOOK LIKE ?

DOES IT LOOK LIKE A PIG,OR AN ELEPHANT ?

HEY, IT KINDA LOOKSLIKE MR. GARRISON.

OH, GEE, ISN'T THATAN AMAZING COINCIDENCE ?

WHAT ARETHE ODDS OFTHAT ?

HMM...

YOU BOYSGET FIRST PRIZE.

THAT'LL DO, PIG.