DUDE, JESUS IS GETTINGHIS BUTT KICKED.

YOU'VE GOT TOFIGHT, JESUS.

WHY, WHAT'STHE POINT ?

NO ONE BELIEVES IN ME.

EVERYONE PUT THEIRMONEY ON SATAN.

MY FATHER FORSAKED ME,THE TOWN FORSAKED ME.

I'M COMPLETELY FORSOOK.

SOMEBODY BETON YOU, JESUS.

YOU SAID YOURSELF THATONE PERSON HAS MONEY ON YOU.

IT DOESN'T MATTER.

HE'S WAY TOOSTRONG FOR ME.

I GIVE UP.

GODDAMNIT JESUSSNAP OUT OF IT !

WHAT WOULDNANCY KERRIGAN DO, HUH ?

NANCY KERRIGANWOULDN'T GIVE UP.

WHEN THINGS WERE LOOKINGTHEIR DARKEST

NANCY KERRIGAN FOUGHTTO BE THE BEST.

SHE WOULDN'T STOPUNTIL SHE WAS NUMBER ONE.

UHH, STAN.

NANCY KERRIGAN WOULDN'TSETTLE FOR SECOND BEST.

STAN.

SHE WOULD QUIT UNTILSHE BROUGHT HOME THE GOLD.

WHAT ?

NANCY KERRIGANGOT THE SILVER, DUDE.

SHE CAME IN SECOND.

REALLY ?

YEAH, DUDE.

NEVER MIND, JESUSNANCY KERRIGAN SUCKS.

YOU KNOW, SOMEBODY ONCE SAID,"DON'T TRY TO BE A GREAT MAN,

JUST BE A MAN."

WHO SAID THAT ?

YOU DID, JESUS.

YOU'RE RIGHT, STAN.

THANK YOU, BOYS.

WOW, DID HE SAY THATIN THE BIBLE ?

NO, I SAW ITON STAR TREK.

C'MON SISSY,HIT ME !

OKAY PAL,YOU ASKED FOR IT.

OH, YOU GOT ME.

ONE, TWO, THREE...

NO WAY,HE BARELYTOUCHED HIM.

7, 8, 9, 10,

YOU'RE OUT !

OUR SAVIOR !

THE WINNERBY A KNOCKOUT

AND STILL, UNDISPUTED RULEROF YOUR SPIRITUAL KINGDOM.

Jesús "El Saviourrrr" Christ.

HEY, HE ISN'T HURT,HE TOOK A DIVE.

HE THREW THE FIGHT.

YEAH !

FOOLS, YOUARE ALL FOOLS.

OF COURSE,I TOOK A DIVE.

DON'T YOU SEE ?

WHO DO YOU THINKWAS THE ONE PERSON

THAT BET ONJESUS TO WIN ?

ME, YOU IDIOTS.

NOW I WILL TAKE ALLYOUR HARD-EARNED MONEY,

AND RETURN TO HELL A MUCH RICHERPRINCE OF DARKNESS

AND BUY SOMEREAL ESTATE.

HA, HA ,HA, HA !

I DON'TBELIEVE THIS !

YEAH, WHAT AMEAN THING TO DO.

FAREWELL, FOOLS.

THAT GUYIS A JERK.

JESUS TOLD YOU GUYSNOT TO BET ON SATAN.

BOY, DID WEGET SCREWED.

JESUS, WE'RE SORRY,CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE US ?

AW, HECK,DO I HAVE A CHOICE ?

( cheering )

WELL JESUS, I DEFINITELYLEARNED MY LESSON.

NEVER BET ON EVILBECAUSE WHEN YOU DO--

NED, LOOK !

THERE'S A RAREDUCK-BILLED PLATYPUS !

IT'S COMINGRIGHT FOR US !

OH, MY GODTHEY KILLED KENNY.

YOU BASTARD !

WELL, GOOD-BYE GUYS.