♪ IT'S THE ONLY WAYTHAT YOU CAN TRAVEL... ♪♪
WOW, COOL !CHECK IT OUT !
I SEE THATYOU ARE ENTICED
BY MY DAUGHTER'S AWESOME,ROCKING TITS.
THEN BATHE WITH MY DAUGHTERIN THE FOUNTAIN OF VARNOTH.
APPEASE THE GODS BY LATHERINGHER BOOBS WITH SOAPY SUDS.
WOO ! WOO-HOO !
( Cartman )KENNY, KENNY, WAKE UP !
WAKE UP, KENNY !YOU ALL RIGHT ?!
WHERE'D SHE GO ?!
DUDE, THAT CAT URINEREALLY F--KED YOU UP.
YOU WERE SERIOUSLYTRIPPING BALLS.YOU F--KING ASSHOLE !
AGH, KENNY,KNOCK IT OFF !WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU ?
WHY COULDN'T YOULEAVE ME ALONE ?!AGH, KENNY !
DUDE, DUDE,KENNY, CALM DOWN !
OH, I WAS SO CLOSE !
YOU SHOULD HAVESEEN HER TITTIES !
WHAT TITTIES ?
THE TITTIESON THE GIRL--
THEY WERE INCREDIBLE !
KENNY, ALL YOU DID AFTERTHE CAT PEED IN YOUR FACE
WAS START RUNNING AROUNDIN CIRCLES, CHEERING.
YEAH, AND THEN YOURAN THROUGH TOWN, SCREAMING,
AND STARTED TEARING OFFALL YOUR CLOTHES.
I ALMOST...TOUCHED THEM.
DUDE, I DON'T THINKWE SHOULD BE MESSING AROUND
WITH THAT CRAP ANYMORE.
Take a Ride
Kenny takes a ride on a Trans Am through space and meets a rockin' hot chick.
Kenny takes a ride on a Trans Am through space and meets a rockin' hot chick.x CLOSE
Mysterion tries to explain how much his super power sucks.x CLOSE
The President of Sony presents Kenny with a gift that will make him a real Japanese Princess.x CLOSE
Kenny pulls a prank on pictures day at school.x CLOSE
Kenny's got his own television show on which he does horrible things for money.x CLOSE
The Boys feel like they need to tell Kenny the truth about his new girlfriend.x CLOSE
Kenny saves the universe from Satan.x CLOSE
Kenny's Dad shits and pukes up abortion pills.x CLOSE
Kenny writes back home and lets the boys know how everything is going,x CLOSE
Kenny rescues his hot lady from the Boob Monsters.x CLOSE