Today on TheMaury Povich Show
we bring back some of ourfavorite disfigured people
and introduce youto some new ones.
HERE HE COMES !
THIS IS GONNABE AWESOME !
Our next guest suffersfrom a rare birth defect
which caused his testicles andscrotum to grow from his chin.
TESTICLES AND SCROTUM !
PLEASE WELCOME ·YEAR-OLDNAPOLEON BONAPARTE
FROM SOUTH PARK, COLORADO.
( applause )
THANKS SO MUCH FORCOMING ON OUR SHOW.
OH, THAT'S OKAY,I SUPPOSE.
SO, IS IT TOUGHBEING... DIFFERENT ?
AND DO ALL THE KIDS AT SCHOOLMAKE FUN OF YOU ?
THEY SURE DO !
THEY ALWAYS SAY TO ME,"BUTTERS, YOU'RE NOT KENNY."
BUT I NEVER SAIDI WAS KENNY.
THEY SAY KENNY WOULD DO THIS,AND KENNY WOULD DO THAT--
UH-OH,WE'RE LOSING HIM.
I'M TIRED OF IT.YOU HEAR ME, FELLAS ?
KENNY'S DEAD, AND YOUJUST HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT.
AH, YEAH, BUT I MEAN,
DO THE KIDS AT SCHOOLMAKE FUN OF YOU
BECAUSE OF YOURCONDITION ?
WHAT CONDITION ?
YOU HAVE BALLS THATHANG OFF YOUR CHIN.
I DO ?!
OH, OH, I MEANYEAH, I DO.
YEAH, THE KIDS AT SCHOOLMAKE FUN OF ME FOR THAT.
THAT WAS CLOSE.
WHAT NAMES DO THEYCALL YOU AT SCHOOL ?
OH WELL, I GUESSTHEY CALL ME
WHEN I'M WALKING THEY'LL SAY,"HEY, THERE GOES CHIN BALLS."
( raucous laughter )
AND DO THEY CALL YOUFREAK AND WEIRDO ?
YEAH, I SUPPOSE.
AND DO THEY POINT AT YOUAND LAUGH ?
DO THEY MAKE YOU WISHYOU'D NEVER BEEN BORN ?
MAKE YOU WISHTO PUT AN END
TO THE WHOLE MISERABLEWRETCHED EARTH ?!
WELL, NAPOLEON, WE HAVEA SURPRISE FOR YOU.
WAIT, HERE IT IS,HERE IT IS.
THE PRESENTS !
BECAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A BRAVELITTLE CHIN-BALL-MAN
WE'RE GONNA SEND YOUDIRECTLY FROM THIS STUDIO
TO THE WORLD'S LARGEST PUTT-PUTTGOLF COURSE IN THE WORLD.
OH REALLY ?
DID HE SAYTHE LARGEST
PUTT-PUTT GOLF COURSEIN THE WORLD ?
GO ON, YOU'REGOING RIGHT NOW.
BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR.
THAT MEANS BUTTERSGETS TO GO AND WE DON'T.
YEAH, WE THOUGHT UPTHE WHOLE THING.
ONCE AGAIN BUTTERS ISTRYING TO SCREW US OVER.
THAT ASSHOLE !
Largest Put-Put Golf Course in The World
Butters gets a trip to the world's largest putt-putt golf course.
Butters gets a trip to the world's largest putt-putt golf course.x CLOSE
The boys' baseball team HAS to go to the post-season.x CLOSE
Cartman dreams about his dry balls.x CLOSE
After visiting the weed store, Randy finds a new use for his balls.x CLOSE
Chef introduces his Chocolate Salty Balls to the film festival crowd.x CLOSE
The "Family Guy" writing staff consists solely of manatees.x CLOSE
The boys after-practice tradition hits a serious road block.x CLOSE
The Native Hawaiians fight back and begin removing tourists from the island.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison doesn't save her balls from exploding in Kyle's knees and decides to stay a woman.x CLOSE
At poker night, Randy brags about his big balls.x CLOSE