( announcer )WELCOME TO THETELEVISED BROADCAST
OF THE OLYMPIC OPENINGCEREMONIES FROM BEIJING.
( drums thumping )
THOUSANDS OF CHINESE PERFORMERSPLAYING ANCIENT CHINESE DRUMS.
THE PRECISIONOF THEIR MOVEMENTS
MADE EVEN MORE IMPRESSIVEBY THEIR MASSIVE NUMBERS.
( audience cheering )
THE CHINESE, NO !
SOMEBODY HAS TOSTOP THEM !
NO, NO !
ERIC, SWEETIE,ARE YOU HAVING NIGHTMARES
ABOUT THE CHINESE AGAIN ?
THEY'RE GONNA TAKE OVERTHE WORLD !
( chanting in unison )
( Cartman )TOO MANY OF THEM.
NO, LEAVE US ALONE !
AHHH !NO, NO !
SWEETIEKINS,ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ?
MOM, THE CHINESEARE GONNA GET ME !
NO, SWEETIE, THE CHINESEAREN'T GOING TO GET YOU.
THEY ARE SO !
THERE'S 2 BILLIONOF THEM
AND THEIR ECONOMYIS GETTING BETTER,
AND WITH THEIR ADVANCESIN TECHNOLOGY,
THEY'RE GONNABRING DOWN AMERICA !
The Opening Ceremonies of the 2008 Summer Olympics in China terrorize Cartman.
The Opening Ceremonies of the 2008 Summer Olympics in China terrorize Cartman.x CLOSE
Cartman convinces his mom to sign him up for the Special Olympics.x CLOSE
The Wrestling Coach proves in the end that he's the best wrestler of all.x CLOSE
Cartman can't keep up with the competition at the Special Olympics.x CLOSE
Randy disqualifies South Park by getting into a fight with Bat Dad.x CLOSE
Cartman signs up for the Special Olympics.x CLOSE
Stan's dad has a nightmare about Stan's pee wee hockey days.x CLOSE
Stan beats Tad.x CLOSE
Jimmy goes into a rage and beats up his girlfriend.x CLOSE
Cartman swims in pee at his first swimming lesson.x CLOSE