( Cartman )THIS PICTUREI LIKE TO CALL "THE PIERRE."

I INVITED BUTTERSTO STAY THE NIGHT,

AND WHILE HE WAS SLEEPINGI MADE A MUSTACHE

ON HIS FACEWITH CAT POO.

( laughing )

AND THIS TIME WHENBUTTERS STAYED THE NIGHT,

I PUT A TAMPONIN HIS MOUTH.

I CALL THIS PICTURE"THE SLEEPING MENSTRUAL."

THIS ONE I CALL"HOT FUDGE MONDAY."

I REALLY LIKE HOW THE LIGHT

PLAYS WITH THE BACKGROUNDON THIS ONE.

IS THIS ALL YOU BROUGHTUS OVER HERE TO SEE ?

OH, NO,THERE'S MUCH MORE.

LET'S SEE-- OH, YES,LOOK AT THIS ONE.

I CALL IT"NEW MOON RISING."

I DID A WHOLE STUDYUSING MY ASS.

HERE IT IS USING SOMEHIGH-CONTRAST STUFF...

TRYING OUT SOME DIFFERENTLIGHT FILTERS HERE.

BUT THIS IS NOTHINGCOMPARED TO

WHAT I HAVE PLANNED.

BECAUSE TONIGHT IS GOINGTO BE MY COUP DE GRAS.

BUTTERS ISSTAYING OVER TONIGHT ?

YES, AND TONIGHT,

WHILE BUTTERS IS ASLEEP,I AM GOING TO--

HEY, FELLAS !AHH !

OH, HEY, BUTTERS !

I WASN'T EXPECTINGYOU SO SOON.

YEAH, I FINISHED MY CHORES SOI CAME OVER A LITTLE EARLY.

HEY, ARE YOU GUYSALL SLEEPIN' OVER TOO ?

NO, NO, THESE GUYS WEREJUST LEAVING.

WEREN'T YOU, GUYS ?

COME ON, LET'S GO.

WAIT, WAIT, I CAN'TLET THIS HAPPEN.

BUTTERS...

YEAH, KYLE ?

... DON'T YOU THINKIT'S A LITTLE STRANGE

THAT CARTMAN KEEPS ASKING YOUTO STAY OVER ?

KYLE ?WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?

I MEAN, THAT--

WHAT HE MEANS IS THATHE'S JEALOUS

THAT YOU'VE TAKEN HISPLACE AS MY NEW BEST FRIEND.

BUT GROW UP, KYLE.

CHANGE ISA PART OF LIFE.

YEAH, GROW UP, KYLE !

( sighs )

SO WHAT DO YOU WANNADO FIRST, ERIC ?

YOU WANNA PLAY A GAME ORJUST CHITCHAT FOR A WHILE ?

WELL, ACTUALLY, BUTTERS,I THINK WE BETTER

HIT THE HAY PRETTY SOON.

BUT IT'S ONLY 6:30.

YEAH, AND I'M EXHAUSTED.

IF YOU'RE NOT SLEEPY YET,I HAVE SOME MORE OF THAT

NIGHTTIME COLDMEDICINE YOU CAN DRINK.