- CAN I HELP YOU, SIR?
- YES, I'M HERE TO APPLYFOR THE NSA JOB.
- ALL RIGHT,AND YOUR NAME?
- BILL CLINTON.
[keyboard tappingand computer beeps]
- I DON'T SEE YOU ON THE LIST,MR. CLINTON.
- OH, WELL,MUST BE A CLERICAL MISTAKE,
BUT THEY ARE EXPECTING ME.
- [thinking] IF YOU'RE EVERIN LOS ANGELES,
BE SURE TO LOOK UPJENNIFER LOVE HEWITT.
SHE CAN MAKE A PUSSY SANDWICH
THAT WILL GIVE THOSE FAGGOTSIN CHELSEA
A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY.
- WHAT HAVE YOU GOT, PATRICIA?
- UH, THIS MAN SAYS HE HASAN INTERVIEW FOR A JOB, SIR.
- I AM EXTREMELY QUALIFIED,SIR, AND VERY EAGER TO WORK.
- [thinking] I BORROWEDMY BROTHERS DICK ONCE
TO [bleep] DARYL HANNAH.
- [clears throat]
I, UM, WAS SURETHE APPOINTMENT WAS TODAY.
- THAT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT.
THE NSA NEEDS ALL THE HELPIT CAN GET.
COME ON UPSTAIRS,AND I'LL SHOW YOU AROUND,
SEE IF YOU'RE FIT FOR THE JOB.
Infiltrating the NSA
Cartman puts on his best disguise to infiltrate the NSA.
Cartman's "private conversation" pisses Kyle off.x CLOSE
Cartman complains about the NSA invading his privacy and sends a message out to his followers.x CLOSE
Butters thanks the government and President Obama for watching over him, while Cartman comes up with a plan to infiltrate the NSA.x CLOSE
The newest form of social media takes your thoughts and puts them directly on the internet.x CLOSE
Cartman uses “Shitter” to talk about his plans for the NSA.x CLOSE
Butters confesses all his sins at the DMV.x CLOSE
Cartman puts on his best disguise to infiltrate the NSA.x CLOSE
Butters uses a visit from Jehovah's Witnesses to spread the good word about the Government.x CLOSE
Cartman has his first day working as an NSA agent.x CLOSE
Butters visits Craig and preaches about letting the government into your heart.x CLOSE