- HEY, BUTTERS,YOU GOT A MINUTE?
- SURE, ERIC!
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
KIDS ARE STARTING TOMAKE FUN OF ME
BECAUSE I'M NO GOODAT SARCASTABALL.
I SUCK AT BEING NICEAND POLITE.
I'M SO GOOD AT SUCKING, I SHOULDWORK AT A THAI MASSAGE PARLOR.
- OH, NO, ERIC, YOU'RE--YOU'RE A GREAT PLAYER.
- NO, I JUST DON'T HAVETHE MOJO YOU HAVE, BUTTERS.
- OH, WELL, ERIC,I TOLD YOU,
EVERYONE HAS A CREAMY FILLINGINSIDE THEM,
WHERE ALL THE FEELINGS OFCOMPASSION AND JOY COME FROM.
DIDN'T YOUR DADEVER TELL YOU THAT?
- I DON'T HAVE A DAD.
- OH, RIGHT.I'M SORRY.
WELL, EVERYONE HASA CREAMY FILLING, ERIC.
AND SOME PEOPLE HAVE SO MUCHOF THAT FEELING
THAT IT COMES OUT SOMETIMES.
A LOT OF TIMES,WHEN I GO TO SLEEP,
AND ESPECIALLY IF I'M HAVINGWONDERFUL DREAMS
THAT MAKE ME FEELREALLY GOOD,
SOMETIMES I WAKE UP,
AND WHEN I WAKE UP, I REALIZESOME OF MY GOO HAS COME OUT.
OH, JEEZ,THERE'S A LOT THIS TIME!
BUT I ALWAYS MAKE SUREI KEEP IT,
JUST IN CASE I EVER RUN OUT OFALL MY HAPPY SUNSHINE FEELINGS.
- YOU SAVE IT ALL?
- MY GOO DOESN'T COME OUTEVERY NIGHT,
BUT I SURE DO SEEM TO HAVEA SURPLUS OF IT.
- BUTTERS, DO YOU THINK YOUR GOOMIGHT WORK ON SOMEONE ELSE?
- I DON'T KNOW.
I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT OF ITTHAT WAY.
IT'S KIND OF A GRAPE-Y,BLEACH-Y FLAVOR.
- DO YOU FEEL WARMAND COMPASSIONATE?
- [smacks lips]
HOLY SHIT, I THINK I DO.
Everyone Has A Creamy Filling
Butters shares his secret stash of goo with Cartman.
Randy and the boys tune in and witness the dangers of football.x CLOSE
Randy confronts the PTA and sarcastically proposes new rules for the game of football.x CLOSE
After the first practice, news of Sarcastaball sweeps across the nation.x CLOSE
Just when the boys want to quit, Butters rallies the team.x CLOSE
Randy moves up to the NFL and takes Sarcastaball with him.x CLOSE
The boys nominate Butters as team captain. Soon after, he has another one of his happy dreams.x CLOSE
Randy leads his NFL team to it's first victory.x CLOSE
Butters shares his secret stash of goo with Cartman.x CLOSE
After an appearance on "Rome", Sharon confronts Randy about his mental health.x CLOSE
The South Park Cows take on their toughest opponent, and Butters shares his goo with the team.x CLOSE